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Date Signed Up:6/23/2013
Last Login:1/13/2016
Location:Australia
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Content Ranking:#3188
Comment Ranking:#417
Highest Content Rank:#992
Highest Comment Rank:#36
Content Thumbs: 3137 total,  3387 ,  250
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Content Level Progress: 13% (13/100)
Level 123 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 124 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 81.2% (812/1000)
Level 343 Comments: Sold Soul → Level 344 Comments: Sold Soul
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Content Views:147188
Times Content Favorited:142 times
Total Comments Made:12058
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#81 - A bullet moves faster than the speed of sound. The speed of th… 12/12/2015 on Fallout 4 mods be like +2
#12 - what? why? 12/11/2015 on sexy brains have curves 0
#8 - here's the complete analysis  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2015 on ok go +16
#10 - lmOldGreg (12/11/2015) [-]
Metal Gear Mcallister
#23 - there's also a regular 24 episode anime series that covers the… 12/11/2015 on Gastric Rage Juices +1
#754 - Picture 12/11/2015 on What does your face look like? +8
#52 - well, volcanic soil is very fertile. 12/11/2015 on facts +26
#71 - what a chink 12/11/2015 on Racism +1
#33 - this is the kind of guy whose level of confidence is so high w… 12/11/2015 on ganglife +7
#137 - The Prequels were pretty bad, but the grammar in this is m… 12/11/2015 on star wars facts 0
#67 - stick burns. stick combusts into carbon dioxide. car…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2015 on Their idea rocks +6
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#68 - anotherponyaccount (12/11/2015) [-]
You also had to consume resources to bomb the stick
#18 - In japan they literally don't commercially sell clothes for fat girls 12/10/2015 on lies 0
#15 - he awakens rock ghost. rock ghost seduces him with sex …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2015 on Titulo original +4
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#18 - emiyashirou (12/10/2015) [-]
Are you sure he didn't just fuck the rock itself?
#30 - 4chan was launched in 2003  [+] (3 new replies) 12/10/2015 on It's Always Possible ;) +4
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#81 - Gandalfthewhite (12/10/2015) [-]
if it was pre 4chan then it was pre green FJ, it used to be yellow back in the day when i started here
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#68 - internetexplain (12/10/2015) [-]
2004
FJ started in 2003
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#117 - wisdombranch (12/10/2015) [-]
I thought that 4chan was later than that. I saw the gif in '05.... nope fall of '07
#70 - you can call me ishmael 12/10/2015 on How it feels to chew 5 gum +7
#18 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2015 on The Internet doesn't give a... -2
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#21 - liesbetold (12/09/2015) [-]
1938.
#36 - this isn't the most mature concept for a game. i mean thi… 12/09/2015 on Well, time to abandon the... 0
#52 - welcome to the rice fields ************* . 12/09/2015 on Splitting a bullet +16
#206 - Stick flies into sun. Explodes. Stick particles add to sun's m…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/08/2015 on Winner +56
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#245 - sanitarysan (12/08/2015) [-]
but the stick is gone right?
either way i am not going to get burned today so i'm out.
#320 - funkymelon (12/09/2015) [-]
That's what the stick wants you to think
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#326 - sanitarysan (12/09/2015) [-]
well i am a faggot, so i am more sticks then a stick
#9 - no posting child pornography  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2015 on Rules of the internet 0
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#10 - presidentmoose (12/08/2015) [-]
There's child porn in NSFW all the time. Granted it's usually a comic and OP says "they're really 40 with webster's disease. But in NSFW it says cartoon, furry, or real person. And there are always pictures of 15, 16, 17 year old girls in there too. It's a really loose, unregulated rule
#7 - Comment deleted 12/08/2015 on Koreans see american porn... +3
#4 - Smuggling items on board vessels is piracy. Piracy in spac… 12/08/2015 on high up in the sky +5
#24 - Well, Star Wars does in fact start with a glorified "Once… 12/08/2015 on Are they trolling us 0
#6 - >going to 4chan >expecting kind empathetic people. 12/08/2015 on 4channers are helpful people +2
#8 - An echidna is like a porcupine but it's Australian, so it'…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2015 on Echidna comp 0
#9 - randomsnail (12/08/2015) [-]
Actually porcupines are worse.

Echidnas quills don't come out, the idea is, is that, they dig quickly into the top layer of the ground so that if a predator tries to bite them they get stabbed.

Am Australian, have touched echidna.
#34 - you'd think a woman who performed a c section on herself could… 12/08/2015 on Interesting Facts Compilation +51
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#321 - postingquietly (04/16/2015) [-]
yooooooooooooouuuuuuuuu daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavvvvvvvve
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User avatar #326 to #321 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (10/08/2015) [-]
i forgot what this comment it about
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User avatar #320 - maybetraffy (01/26/2015) [-]
**** you bill
you're stephan
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User avatar #322 to #320 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-]
what does this refer to?
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User avatar #323 to #322 - maybetraffy (08/19/2015) [-]
cool name
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User avatar #324 to #323 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (08/24/2015) [-]
Traff, why do you post porn?
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User avatar #325 to #324 - maybetraffy (08/24/2015) [-]
I like women
I am lonely
I am driven by lust
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User avatar #327 to #325 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (10/08/2015) [-]
aren't we all?
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User avatar #328 to #327 - maybetraffy (10/08/2015) [-]
who knows. desperation has no limits
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User avatar #318 - konradkurze (01/21/2015) [-]
why billy no talk to me?
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User avatar #319 to #318 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
because airplanes love cat
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User avatar #317 - konradkurze (01/12/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"**
**konradkurze rolls Poopsicles.**
what kind of badass is Billy
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User avatar #315 - konradkurze (01/08/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"**
**konradkurze rolls Duct tape.**
what makes bill a badass
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User avatar #316 to #315 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
Duct tape solves everything. It's like instant leather.
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User avatar #313 - konradkurze (01/07/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"**
**konradkurze rolls Vehicular manslaughter.**
why is billy crazy
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User avatar #314 to #313 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
hehehe
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User avatar #307 - konradkurze (01/01/2015) [-]
BILLY
Y U NO SPEAK TO ME
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User avatar #308 to #307 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (01/01/2015) [-]
what?
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User avatar #310 to #308 - konradkurze (01/01/2015) [-]
been too long since we chatted
hows your new year bill
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User avatar #311 to #310 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (01/01/2015) [-]
there it goes again, someone's messing with me

insert loop of oblivious stealth videogame enemy dialogue
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User avatar #312 to #311 - konradkurze (01/01/2015) [-]
actually i changed my text dark to **** with admun

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User avatar #309 to #308 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (01/01/2015) [-]
hmm. all I see is the darkness of the text box, yet no discernible text.
I guess it was nothing.
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User avatar #306 - konradkurze (12/27/2014) [-]
*sneaks into bills house and raids his fridge*
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User avatar #304 - konradkurze (12/26/2014) [-]
BILL
you alive?
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User avatar #305 to #304 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (12/26/2014) [-]
I think so
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#303 - konradkurze (12/23/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Very doubtful**
will bill **** the hensel twins
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User avatar #300 - konradkurze (12/22/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Cannot predict now**
is bill alive?
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#302 to #301 - konradkurze (12/22/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll picture*"**
**konradkurze rolled image**
< bill as a zombie
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User avatar #299 - konradkurze (12/19/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll gender*"**
**konradkurze rolls Trans Person**
bills gender
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User avatar #294 - konradkurze (12/13/2014) [-]
bill
hai bill

needing of your help
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User avatar #295 to #294 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
what
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User avatar #296 to #295 - konradkurze (12/13/2014) [-]
got a troll lurking around redthumbing me

can you please green thumb a bunch of my comments to shoo him away
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User avatar #297 to #296 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Which ones?
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User avatar #298 to #297 - konradkurze (12/13/2014) [-]
hmmm just any you see from my profile that can be thumbed

*brofists*
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User avatar #273 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
*dresses bill up in full combat kit and paradrops him into iraq*
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User avatar #274 to #273 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
you wanna know how i got out of the middle east?
iran
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#272 - konradkurze (11/18/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 0**
is Bill gonna stir **** today
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User avatar #267 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
knock knock
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User avatar #276 to #267 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
dude, change your dp into a monotone k
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User avatar #279 to #277 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
the weird warhammer thing
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#280 to #279 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
and what....pick a pic like yours....one color?
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User avatar #281 to #280 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
yes.

we can start a trend
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#282 to #281 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
conformist party at Bills house
conformist party at Bills house

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User avatar #283 to #282 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
just do it
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#284 to #283 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
you are such a conformist
wanting everyone to be like you
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User avatar #285 to #284 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
A conformist is someone who wants to be like everyone else
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User avatar #286 to #285 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
well you copied bumsnachers pic....so yeah
conformist

now you want me to conform too
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User avatar #287 to #286 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
bumsnatcher's profile picture was red
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User avatar #288 to #287 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
one color change still same pic
large letter b
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User avatar #289 to #288 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
mine is 2 pixels smaller
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User avatar #290 to #289 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
admitting "yours is smaller"

no shame in that bill.....its not about size but how you use it
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User avatar #292 to #290 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
*whose
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User avatar #291 to #290 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
Aye, but guess who's account is still active
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User avatar #293 to #291 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
the conformist
********* is dead and youre still conforming to his picture
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User avatar #278 to #277 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
display picture
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User avatar #268 to #267 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/17/2014) [-]
dude, bumsnatcher finally found out that I stole his profile picture
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User avatar #269 to #268 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
he pissed?
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User avatar #262 - konradkurze (11/15/2014) [-]
knock knock
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User avatar #263 to #262 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
who's there
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User avatar #264 to #263 - konradkurze (11/15/2014) [-]
ayeet mahp
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#266 to #265 - konradkurze (11/15/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 9**
does bill hate jokes
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User avatar #257 - konradkurze (11/15/2014) [-]
knock knock
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User avatar #258 to #257 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
who's there
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User avatar #259 to #258 - konradkurze (11/15/2014) [-]
ART OOD EET
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User avatar #260 to #259 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
R2D2
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#261 to #260 - konradkurze (11/15/2014) [-]
you killed the joke

fukken bill
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User avatar #255 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
knock knock
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User avatar #252 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
knock knock
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User avatar #253 to #252 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/14/2014) [-]
who is it? Oh, Conrad. come right in! how did you find my address? we live on opposite hemispheres of the world.
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User avatar #256 to #254 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/14/2014) [-]
bruh, look at my comment rank
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