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#6 - I didn't know they upgraded splash so that it stunned and confused 6 hours ago on Pool school 0
#5 - The hummingbird's wing pattern reminds me of the boat captain … 7 hours ago on flight school 0
#17 - I'm watching it tomorrow  [+] (1 new reply) 7 hours ago on Cowgirls 0
User avatar #18 - lotengo (7 hours ago) [-]
Its garbage, its just absolut garbage

I was gonna ruin your day with a spoiler, but you can find more plot developement in a DBZ epsiode.
#13 - I have a fear that I'll be thrust off of a boat in the middle …  [+] (1 new reply) 7 hours ago on Deep Dark Fears 0
User avatar #20 - Kairyuka (6 hours ago) [-]
That's the kinda shit that would make for an awesome horror movie.
#15 - That's because LIn is a more experienced fighter, nothing to d…  [+] (3 new replies) 7 hours ago on Cowgirls 0
User avatar #16 - lotengo (7 hours ago) [-]
Did you see episode #8 from the current season?
User avatar #17 - hellomynameisbill (7 hours ago) [-]
I'm watching it tomorrow
User avatar #18 - lotengo (7 hours ago) [-]
Its garbage, its just absolut garbage

I was gonna ruin your day with a spoiler, but you can find more plot developement in a DBZ epsiode.
#13 - Huan, Wei and Wing Beifong can metalbend, Aiwei could metalben…  [+] (5 new replies) 7 hours ago on Cowgirls 0
User avatar #14 - lotengo (7 hours ago) [-]
ow c'mon Huan Wei and Wing would probably lose in a 3 vs 1 on Lin
User avatar #15 - hellomynameisbill (7 hours ago) [-]
That's because LIn is a more experienced fighter, nothing to do with metalbending genes
User avatar #16 - lotengo (7 hours ago) [-]
Did you see episode #8 from the current season?
User avatar #17 - hellomynameisbill (7 hours ago) [-]
I'm watching it tomorrow
User avatar #18 - lotengo (7 hours ago) [-]
Its garbage, its just absolut garbage

I was gonna ruin your day with a spoiler, but you can find more plot developement in a DBZ epsiode.
#11 - but that's only counting the main characters The enti…  [+] (7 new replies) 7 hours ago on Cowgirls 0
User avatar #12 - lotengo (7 hours ago) [-]
Aang couldnt metalbend.

But who cares about the residents of the city? Im talking about the main characters, Bataar jr cant bend. His father cant even.

Every main character that can metalbend is female
User avatar #13 - hellomynameisbill (7 hours ago) [-]
Huan, Wei and Wing Beifong can metalbend, Aiwei could metalbend.

The ratio of male to female metal benders doesn't imbalance just because of the importance of a few metal bending characters.

If you're talking about the ratio of male/female characters by plot, of course it's not random, but that doesn't change the metalbending gene pool
User avatar #14 - lotengo (7 hours ago) [-]
ow c'mon Huan Wei and Wing would probably lose in a 3 vs 1 on Lin
User avatar #15 - hellomynameisbill (7 hours ago) [-]
That's because LIn is a more experienced fighter, nothing to do with metalbending genes
User avatar #16 - lotengo (7 hours ago) [-]
Did you see episode #8 from the current season?
User avatar #17 - hellomynameisbill (7 hours ago) [-]
I'm watching it tomorrow
User avatar #18 - lotengo (7 hours ago) [-]
Its garbage, its just absolut garbage

I was gonna ruin your day with a spoiler, but you can find more plot developement in a DBZ epsiode.
#7 - want to know time get another drink pass out drunk and… 11 hours ago on Title +2
#8 - I could eat this, or I could feed zimbabwe 12 hours ago on Only for one? 0
#17 - It's probably be good for beating wizards over the head 12 hours ago on One bard, One fiddle +1

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#272 - konradkurze (11/18/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 0**
is Bill gonna stir **** today
User avatar #267 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
knock knock
User avatar #268 to #267 - hellomynameisbill (11/17/2014) [-]
dude, bumsnatcher finally found out that I stole his profile picture
User avatar #269 to #268 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
he pissed?
User avatar #262 - konradkurze (11/15/2014) [-]
knock knock
User avatar #263 to #262 - hellomynameisbill (11/15/2014) [-]
who's there
User avatar #264 to #263 - konradkurze (11/15/2014) [-]
ayeet mahp
#266 to #265 - konradkurze (11/15/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 9**
does bill hate jokes
User avatar #257 - konradkurze (11/15/2014) [-]
knock knock
User avatar #258 to #257 - hellomynameisbill (11/15/2014) [-]
who's there
User avatar #259 to #258 - konradkurze (11/15/2014) [-]
ART OOD EET
#261 to #260 - konradkurze (11/15/2014) [-]
you killed the joke

fukken bill
User avatar #255 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
knock knock
User avatar #252 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
knock knock
User avatar #253 to #252 - hellomynameisbill (11/14/2014) [-]
who is it? Oh, Conrad. come right in! how did you find my address? we live on opposite hemispheres of the world.
User avatar #256 to #254 - hellomynameisbill (11/14/2014) [-]
bruh, look at my comment rank
User avatar #247 - konradkurze (11/11/2014) [-]
knock knock
User avatar #248 to #247 - hellomynameisbill (11/11/2014) [-]
To whom is knocking at my door
User avatar #250 to #249 - hellomynameisbill (11/11/2014) [-]
dick butt whom
#251 to #250 - konradkurze (11/11/2014) [-]
Dick+Butt
youre the slut
in comes the train
prepare for buttpain
User avatar #246 - hellomynameisbill (11/08/2014) [-]
Hey xyzlegend, can you unblock me?
#244 - kingalister (11/01/2014) [-]
I got blocked so I couldn't reply to you but this was just too perfect
#241 - postingquietly (10/30/2014) [-]
I don't know, I saw your name a few times in a few posts in a row, I figured I would say hi a few times.
#243 to #242 - postingquietly (10/30/2014) [-]
Hey Bill your pic mixed with your k says BK. You are not a BK though.
#236 - syfygeek ONLINE (10/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #237 to #236 - hellomynameisbill (10/28/2014) [-]
I wasn't bready for this many pictures
#235 - syfygeek ONLINE (10/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #233 to #232 - hellomynameisbill (10/25/2014) [-]
how long is your coloured text gonna last?
#234 to #233 - konradkurze (10/25/2014) [-]
idk, i posted a couple good OC's back in january when addy set color for 3 months each and the 3 OC gave me 9 months of color total.....and looks like it isnt wearing off   
   
addy might turn out to be a cool dude and have forgotten to turn it off.
idk, i posted a couple good OC's back in january when addy set color for 3 months each and the 3 OC gave me 9 months of color total.....and looks like it isnt wearing off

addy might turn out to be a cool dude and have forgotten to turn it off.
User avatar #238 to #234 - hellomynameisbill (10/28/2014) [-]
If that's the case, could I have some of your text items?
User avatar #239 to #238 - konradkurze (10/28/2014) [-]
i dont think you can trade those
User avatar #240 to #239 - hellomynameisbill (10/28/2014) [-]
let's test that
User avatar #229 - konradkurze (10/24/2014) [-]
i have stolen your rank as #68
User avatar #231 to #230 - konradkurze (10/24/2014) [-]
was good while it lasted
#224 - degrees (10/14/2014) [-]
Did you just get over 2500 thumbs by...naming different kinds of pastas? Teach me your ways
User avatar #225 to #224 - hellomynameisbill (10/14/2014) [-]
step 1: know a lot of different pasta
step 2: know a lot of synonyms for scary
step 3: find content corresponding to your knowledge
step 4: do the thing
User avatar #226 to #225 - degrees (10/15/2014) [-]
Thank you, oh great one.
User avatar #227 to #226 - hellomynameisbill (10/15/2014) [-]
one great tactic I use is watching a lot of Hell's Kitchen
User avatar #228 to #227 - degrees (10/15/2014) [-]
Haha yeah, Gordon Ramsay is the best
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#220 - officersofthecourt (07/30/2014) [-]
Spreading rumors about 'is Lordship are you well we'll deal with you, you wanker
User avatar #221 to #220 - hellomynameisbill (09/09/2014) [-]
can I have my legs back?
User avatar #223 to #221 - officersofthecourt (09/26/2014) [-]
Your request has been processed and you can pick them up at central processing.
#216 - Womens Study Major (06/07/2014) [-]
what the **** is up with your dp, it kills my eyes
User avatar #217 to #216 - hellomynameisbill (06/07/2014) [-]
It's a blue B
User avatar #215 - alekksandar (06/02/2014) [-]
you're a fag, case dismissed.
User avatar #218 to #215 - hellomynameisbill (07/12/2014) [-]
That is the nicest thing you have ever said to me.
User avatar #174 - konradkurze (05/09/2014) [-]
*kicks bill out of his own house and invites all my FJ friends to the party, except rikter, he hates parties*
User avatar #180 to #174 - rikter (05/09/2014) [-]
Well **** you too mate. I decided to go with storm bolter and power sword for my new sarge.
User avatar #181 to #180 - konradkurze (05/09/2014) [-]
thats so vanilla guy,
User avatar #201 to #181 - rikter (05/09/2014) [-]
gaaaaaay
#202 to #201 - konradkurze (05/09/2014) [-]
here   
have a girl with a nose boner
here
have a girl with a nose boner
User avatar #203 to #202 - rikter (05/09/2014) [-]
Eww
User avatar #182 to #181 - rikter (05/09/2014) [-]
But so very useful.
User avatar #184 to #182 - konradkurze (05/09/2014) [-]
at least go power AXE for a better look
User avatar #185 to #184 - rikter (05/09/2014) [-]
I actually would, but I don't have any spare axes
User avatar #186 to #185 - konradkurze (05/09/2014) [-]
you suck
User avatar #187 to #186 - rikter (05/09/2014) [-]
And swallow
User avatar #189 to #188 - rikter (05/09/2014) [-]
But you better give me a reach around.
#190 to #189 - konradkurze (05/09/2014) [-]
I BET YOURE THE KINDA GUY WHO'D **** A PERSON IN THE ASS AND NOT EVEN HAVE THE GODDAM COMMON COURTESY TO GIVE HIM A REACH-AROUND
User avatar #191 to #190 - rikter (05/09/2014) [-]
I'm not on trial here. And even I was, I have people who will testify that your claim is false
#193 to #192 - rikter (05/09/2014) [-]
Dutch oven time.
Dutch oven time.
User avatar #194 to #193 - konradkurze (05/09/2014) [-]
*crawls into your bed, farts a nuclear hurricane under the covers, then pushes you under there to enjoy the fragrance*
User avatar #195 to #194 - rikter (05/09/2014) [-]
That's my fetish
User avatar #196 to #195 - konradkurze (05/09/2014) [-]
you enjoy something that smells like a dead egyptian mummy?
User avatar #197 to #196 - rikter (05/09/2014) [-]
Actually they probably don't even smell that bad.
User avatar #198 to #197 - konradkurze (05/09/2014) [-]
theyre my farts and I think they smell that bad
User avatar #199 to #198 - rikter (05/09/2014) [-]
Wuss
User avatar #200 to #199 - konradkurze (05/09/2014) [-]
< toilet after i use

Labyrinth "The Bog of Eternal Stench"
User avatar #175 to #174 - hellomynameisbill (05/09/2014) [-]
why can't I party?
User avatar #176 to #175 - konradkurze (05/09/2014) [-]
because too much excitement is not good for an old guy like you billy
User avatar #177 to #176 - hellomynameisbill (05/09/2014) [-]
you're 30
User avatar #178 to #177 - konradkurze (05/09/2014) [-]
*sits you in your rocking chair on the front porch*

there there old Bill, just have your whiskey and relax
User avatar #179 to #178 - hellomynameisbill (05/09/2014) [-]
dude, I'm nearly half your age
User avatar #183 to #179 - konradkurze (05/09/2014) [-]
so youre old and im older
youre still old
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