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hellkitequeen

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Personal Info
Gender: female
Age: 22
Consoles Owned: ps3, xbox 360, Wii, nintendo, Supernintendo, gameboy advance, ds
X-box Gamertag: TomShloop
PSN: DeadlyDeathAngel
Interests: Sexytime
Date Signed Up:3/27/2011
Last Login:4/28/2015
Location:Florida
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#7469
Comment Ranking:#9717
Highest Content Rank:#4638
Highest Comment Rank:#5670
Content Thumbs: 472 total,  597 ,  125
Comment Thumbs: 1039 total,  1103 ,  64
Content Level Progress: 40% (4/10)
Level 37 Content: Peasant → Level 38 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 60% (6/10)
Level 196 Comments: Anon Annihilator → Level 197 Comments: Anon Annihilator
Subscribers:4
Content Views:46660
Times Content Favorited:42 times
Total Comments Made:730
FJ Points:1436
Favorite Tags: lol (4) | The Game (4)

latest user's comments

#50 - Looks like somebody ****** up a minecraft server 03/24/2015 on Ice Suspended On Trees From... +7
#62 - I request a ding 03/23/2015 on What the heck is SCP (Part 2) 0
#47 - I miss Secondlife.... I met a lot of awesome people and led a … 03/23/2015 on Ralph 0
#20 - I actually own a Tegu. She is a sweetheart and incredibly inte…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/23/2015 on Weird cat +26
User avatar #97 - hektoroftroy (03/23/2015) [-]
I have an Ameiva, which is basically just a much smaller Tegu and she's smarter than my brother
User avatar #22 - AnomynousUser (03/23/2015) [-]
Take a new picture

But do it right this time Use a banana for scale
#119 - hellkitequeen (03/24/2015) [-]
I don't have any bananas in my house, but here's a picture from yesterday when I gave her a bath.
User avatar #120 - AnomynousUser (03/24/2015) [-]
Aww, it's kinda cute... in a "I'd move out of my house immediately if I wasn't expecting it and saw it there" kinda way.
#16 - I'm working on the second one as we speak. I didnt know if I s…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2015 on The Tale Of Poopcasso 0
User avatar #17 - devilry (03/23/2015) [-]
I used to work fast food, so I know how shitty the job can be.
#294 - I feel like sharing my personal experience of being white in a…  [+] (10 new replies) 03/16/2015 on Racial focus +19
#386 - Ken M (03/16/2015) [-]
It's usually the inner-city blacks who are like that. That's why I stay far away from any inner-city areas.
User avatar #363 - byobgraffpro (03/16/2015) [-]
Birmingham has always been a hot bed for racism on both sides, I lived there for about 6 years. There were these black dudes that were constantly causing trouble, calling teachers names, screaming, just obnoxious human beings and if you said anything to them about it they threatened to kick your ass. So one day I had enough of this shit, they were in the back of the class goin on and on about how white people can't play basketball (I played basketball at the time) and how any black person can beat them, so I turned around and said that I'd school his ass any day of the week and he should watch his racist mouth. He flips out, talkin bout how he can't be a racist because he's black and I'm ignorant and racist for calling him a racist. And I said you said white people can't play basketball purely because they're white, their race. He just couldn't understand, his racism exceeds that of normal racism, because with this racism they don't think it's racism
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User avatar #323 - derpanator (03/16/2015) [-]
same thing in Atlanta area, they're not very nice if you are the minority.
User avatar #308 - decimatorthebeast (03/16/2015) [-]
Grew up in Reading, Pa my school was about 9% white. You wanna talk about racism? Constantly picked out because "my great grandparents probably had slaves" or "my race had slaves". News flash, I'm Irish, my people were slaves at one point too, also my great grandparents were super poor and moved here from Europe to Chicago to make some money. I dont hold that over anyone's heads. I also date hate groups of people except douchebags and joshlol, def joshlol.
User avatar #324 - derpanator (03/16/2015) [-]
also fuckig this, Irish and Scottish were treated like shit when we first came here, still are in some places
#338 - grimfuck (03/16/2015) [-]
Alot was white on white.
For instance, My Italian Grandfather and my Irish Grandmother stirred a lot of shit by dating eachother. they are still married after 70 odd years
User avatar #309 - decimatorthebeast (03/16/2015) [-]
*dont hate
#317 - grimfuck (03/16/2015) [-]
IDK. the idea of someone dating an entire hate group had me laughing for a while.

Ima pretend you didnt fix this
#330 - Ken M (03/16/2015) [-]
me too lol
#141 - I've had escargot... Its not bad actually, but it does leave a… 03/10/2015 on Who The Hell Found This... 0
#247 - I am confused, horrified, but strangely entertained. Moar pls 03/06/2015 on DeepTube +1
#12 - People are so nasty X_x 03/04/2015 on The Tale Of Poopcasso 0
#9 - I am sad that I am not as creative as you now lol. I don't und…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/04/2015 on The Tale Of Poopcasso 0
#10 - repostmachine (03/04/2015) [-]
Not all that bad honestly. I was at a PSU football game a year ago I don't do CP, I swear and they have those trough urinals. Some dude was in there splashing piss on everyone. I noped out of that pretty quickly.
User avatar #12 - hellkitequeen (03/04/2015) [-]
People are so nasty X_x
#7 - I found out our resident poopcasso was a homeless woman who pa… 03/04/2015 on The Tale Of Poopcasso 0
#135 - I just posted the tale of Poopcasso so you can read it 03/04/2015 on A prestigious field 0
#5 - I've seen it at Target, Walmart, taco bell, and a Sonoco gas s…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/04/2015 on The Tale Of Poopcasso 0
#6 - Ken M (03/04/2015) [-]
I saw it only once in my life, someone smeared the door of a toilet with shit (using toilet paper at least), that was fucking disgusting.

If you do this in my store so help me god I will eat the meanest chili con carne and shit down your neck.
User avatar #7 - hellkitequeen (03/04/2015) [-]
I found out our resident poopcasso was a homeless woman who panhandled at the library. I wanted to shit in her cardboard box sooooo bad.
#2 - Have you ever been in a public bathroom? People **** on…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2015 on The Tale Of Poopcasso 0
User avatar #3 - ldial (03/04/2015) [-]
blatant gimmick infringement. and your immediate butt hurt confirms this. no soup for you. thumb request denied,
#132 - Since there is interest, I might post some content for people … 03/03/2015 on A prestigious field 0
#131 - That's a pretty good idea, I didn't know if people would actua… 03/03/2015 on A prestigious field 0
#118 - > Be me, employed at Mcdickhole > Stuck on front cou…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/03/2015 on A prestigious field +4
User avatar #122 - Wargasmicsammich (03/03/2015) [-]
I'm intrigued, what else type of stuff happened?
User avatar #135 - hellkitequeen (03/04/2015) [-]
I just posted the tale of Poopcasso so you can read it
User avatar #132 - hellkitequeen (03/03/2015) [-]
Since there is interest, I might post some content for people with my best stories.

We had a crazy lady who did Crack in the bathroom stall and smeared her shit on the walls once a month. My store manager tried to tell me to clean up poopcasos artwork and I walked out :o

I'll be able to post more when I get out of work in 6 hours.
User avatar #121 - guitarassassin (03/03/2015) [-]
Post that shit as content, dude.
User avatar #131 - hellkitequeen (03/03/2015) [-]
That's a pretty good idea, I didn't know if people would actually be interested!
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#190 - I have Norton and Google Ultron, they will protect me. 02/27/2015 on Zombie Admins 0
#563 - Picture 02/26/2015 on Tell FJ About Yourself!... 0
#551 - Age: 21 Nationality: Italian Hungarian and German Gend…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/26/2015 on Tell FJ About Yourself!... 0
User avatar #951 - plataeiou (02/27/2015) [-]
2fab4me
User avatar #561 - joshlol (02/26/2015) [-]
<3
User avatar #563 - hellkitequeen (02/26/2015) [-]
#168 - Go ahead, try and make me off myself. protip: you can't 02/26/2015 on Mods tell you something... 0
#100 - I bet that bitch is one of those feminazi cunts... also, if sh… 02/25/2015 on So... back to blowjob +5
#43 - Holy **** if this could happen in a place I could trav… 02/25/2015 on AdminCon +1
#80 - Theres a name for that condition. It's called Misophonia... un…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2015 on Oh god this drives me insane +1
User avatar #85 - Mr Unsmiley (02/25/2015) [-]
Actually it's more broad than that, but chewing can be a sound that's part of it.

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#58 - hellkitequeen (04/25/2015) [-]
plataeiou This is my ride :o
#60 to #58 - plataeiou (04/25/2015) [-]
Nice ride! 10/10 would joy ride with in.

This is my cat. c:
#61 to #60 - hellkitequeen (04/25/2015) [-]
Aww, cute! Whats his/her name? This is my Tegu, her name is Godzilla.
#63 to #61 - plataeiou (04/25/2015) [-]
Oh, here's a horrendous selfie of me.
User avatar #62 to #61 - plataeiou (04/25/2015) [-]
His name is Jasper. :3
Qt Lizard :33
User avatar #37 - plataeiou (02/23/2015) [-]
heyo
User avatar #38 to #37 - hellkitequeen (02/23/2015) [-]
ohai.
User avatar #39 to #38 - plataeiou (02/23/2015) [-]
Yay, Florida. o_O Bipolar weather much?
User avatar #41 to #39 - hellkitequeen (02/23/2015) [-]
all of my plants died TT_TT
User avatar #42 to #41 - plataeiou (02/23/2015) [-]
**plataeiou attempts to comfort**
Errr....There there...
User avatar #44 to #43 - plataeiou (02/23/2015) [-]
Gonna be okay?
User avatar #45 to #44 - hellkitequeen (02/23/2015) [-]
yeah I guess... I just wasted so much money in nice landscaping. Oh well :/
User avatar #46 to #45 - plataeiou (02/23/2015) [-]
I know here on campus, blankets were put over the sensitive plants here. May try that.
User avatar #47 to #46 - hellkitequeen (02/23/2015) [-]
Yeah next time it gets cold I'll wrap them. I just want it to be warm again so I can go outside. I wanna go kayaking again
User avatar #48 to #47 - plataeiou (02/23/2015) [-]
Heck yeah!! I love kayaking, it's so great.
User avatar #49 to #48 - hellkitequeen (02/23/2015) [-]
I only did it once, but it was epic. I tried taking the kayak through small mangrove trails and almost got stuck... had to grab branches and pull myself with the kayak through some of it. One of the tiny crab thingies that hang out in mangroves crawled on my hand and I didn't know what it was, almost fell in the water freaking out.
User avatar #50 to #49 - plataeiou (02/23/2015) [-]
Hehe....
Wait, which town again?
User avatar #51 to #50 - hellkitequeen (02/23/2015) [-]
Sarasota-esque area.
User avatar #52 to #51 - plataeiou (02/23/2015) [-]
Ahh. I'm up in Lakeland!
User avatar #53 to #52 - hellkitequeen (02/23/2015) [-]
Up by Plant City, right?
User avatar #54 to #53 - plataeiou (02/23/2015) [-]
Roughly, yeah. Just past Auburndale on I-4.
User avatar #55 to #54 - hellkitequeen (02/23/2015) [-]
I've never been up there, is it nice? Pretty boring in my neck of the woods, but its really safe and everyone knows eachother.
User avatar #56 to #55 - plataeiou (02/23/2015) [-]
It's kinda small-town-ish...But it's only forty minutes east of Tampa! C:
#34 - tarabostes (02/08/2015) [-]























wanna fly?
#36 to #35 - tarabostes (02/08/2015) [-]
YAY! I'm so happ-OH 			****		!!!!!!!!
YAY! I'm so happ-OH **** !!!!!!!!
User avatar #29 - plataeiou (02/02/2015) [-]
Heyo.
User avatar #26 - sebthebrony (12/15/2014) [-]
r u kill
User avatar #27 to #26 - hellkitequeen (12/21/2014) [-]
I am not kill! I'm just really busy around Christmas. I haven't been on my computer, usually browsing from phone.
User avatar #28 to #27 - sebthebrony (12/22/2014) [-]
wow uforgot all about autism
ow
User avatar #25 - plataeiou (11/16/2014) [-]
Meh bored.
User avatar #24 - plataeiou (08/24/2014) [-]
Git back on skyyyype? c:
User avatar #15 - plataeiou (08/24/2014) [-]
#FloridaMasterRace
User avatar #16 to #15 - hellkitequeen (08/24/2014) [-]
You're a Floridian too? Awesome! You know where Sarasota is?
User avatar #18 to #16 - plataeiou (08/24/2014) [-]
Usually live in Cocoa Beach, though.
User avatar #20 to #18 - hellkitequeen (08/24/2014) [-]
ohh thats on the other coast. I know where Lakeland is but never been on the other coast.
User avatar #22 to #20 - plataeiou (08/24/2014) [-]
mhm!
User avatar #17 to #16 - plataeiou (08/24/2014) [-]
Heck yes! I'm in Lakeland for college.
User avatar #19 to #17 - hellkitequeen (08/24/2014) [-]
Isn't that near Plant city? You're like an hour and a half away from me lol. I moved here from Philadelphia 4 years ago. Weather is SOOO much better.
User avatar #21 to #19 - plataeiou (08/24/2014) [-]
I live ten minutes from KSC.
User avatar #14 - HailtotheKing (08/11/2014) [-]
Hey you.

With the face.

This is so you get a notification.
User avatar #10 - joshlol (11/16/2013) [-]




User avatar #11 to #10 - hellkitequeen (11/16/2013) [-]
Awwwwww that Is too cute
User avatar #30 to #11 - joshlol (02/02/2015) [-]
wow this was 2013

it's kinda scary how fast that went by
User avatar #31 to #30 - hellkitequeen (02/02/2015) [-]
Holy **** where did my life go lol
User avatar #32 to #31 - joshlol (02/02/2015) [-]
christ i turned into such a loser in 2014 lol I WANT THAT YEAR BACK
User avatar #33 to #32 - hellkitequeen (02/02/2015) [-]
Lmao same here. I have no life now
User avatar #12 to #11 - joshlol (11/16/2013) [-]
yus
User avatar #8 - joshlol (11/10/2013) [-]
**joshlol pulls up to your bumper and smacks dat monkey**
User avatar #9 to #8 - hellkitequeen (11/10/2013) [-]
oh god yes
User avatar #4 - hellkitequeen (05/05/2013) [-]
What if.... I posted in **** 0.o
#13 to #4 - Ken M (04/12/2014) [-]
Still waiting...
#7 to #4 - Ken M (07/16/2013) [-]
Need it!
#7 to #4 - Ken M (05/16/2013) [-]
Do it! Full body pic!
#3 - Kelech (03/12/2012) [-]
hi there
User avatar #2 - Cainamogel (02/06/2012) [-]
Let m eknow when you post something new, I'll toenail clipping it u p. Peace.
User avatar #1 - Kelech (12/12/2011) [-]
heyhey seems im your first commenter
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