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Ditsimmi Wioks Acrolagumu
smoking has no positive benefits
or at the very least, the problems massively outweigh the benefits
, so people shouldnt smoke.
some drugs arent as bad as others, it kinda depends on what drugs you do. weed isnt so bad, but dont do heroin and coke and stuff.
Alcohol is one of the oldest vices of mankind, predating virtually any other drug. Doesnt fuck you up too bad, so long as you remain in moderation, and has massive social benefits for what is a massively social species.
In other words, youre a soft cunt.
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- you just know this is going to end with everyone getting kille…
Anime Suffering Scale
If it ever ends at all, Miura aint exactly known for being a hiatusfree dude
- because they would have in no way made it possible to put inno…
Season 5 in a nutshell
- aku breaks sword leave jack to rot surprise …
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Season 5 in a nutshell
As soon as Jack didn't kill Ashi in the second episode I thought they were going to go back to the past, get married and have some kids.
They spent every episode after the second one dropping little bits showing the two growing closer to one another.
It wasn't a "one episode rushed love scene" since that arc started in the second episode.
Just because that was the episode where they tied a bow on it like "Yes, they are now this close" doesn't mean it came out of nowhere.
Hell, I'd rather have a one episode rushed love scene over the 26+ episode cock tease that shitty harem anime have where they never even make direct eye contact.
I give Samurai Jack major props for actually having Jack and Ashi open mouth kiss by the end of the episode.
My only qualm with Samurai Jack is that it isn't longer.
10 episodes is short as fuck and they're doing the best with what they have.
I mean, just look at me. I can't make a simple point without 100 lines of text. It's hard to keep things short and get everything in there but the guys over at Samurai Jack are doing a damn good job.
Eh. Episode XXX: Jack and the Zombies - shows that the katana can't hurt innocents so if Ashi is considered innocent, the katana could be used to cut out the Aku part, maybe.
i be honest i did not see it coming
I see you have the power of reasonable foresight and the ability to predict things as well. Congratulations.
get out, DEMO
honestly i think the major twist was the fact ashi is in fact a Daughter of Aku and he can Mindbreak her
body only it seems
I expected Aku to kill her, I genuinly didn't expect a situation where Jack would need to kill her. And even if I did, I don't think I would've known what he would do in that situation.
I still can't believe The Governor killed Santa Claus in the second season of samurai jack
Jack just watched him do it too, and it wasn't too long after Carl shot his own mother in the face
This show is dark
Yes the enjoyment of watching a show so simple as this is how it happens and not what is going to happen.
But without the conflict of the love interest, after Jack gets his sword back, there would be no difference to the original seasons. It's not an interesting twist by any means, but it sets up a scenario we haven't seen Jack in yet. Otherwise we'd just go back to the wandering Samurai we've seen before.
Eh, I think it sets up another possible path for the writers to end the show on. You already had a few:
1: Jack returns to the past, defeats Aku, reunites with his family, lives happily ever after.
2: Jack doesn't return to the past, defeats Aku, ?? (immortal guardian of the land? Walks off into the sunset? Starts to age again? Comes to terms with never seeing his family/home again?)
3: Jack defeats Aku, dies in the process.
4: Jack defeats Aku, ascends to godhood.
5: Maybe a few more that I haven't thought of.
With the addition of the Ashi love relationship thing, it not only adds an interesting element to the final fight (does he save her? Kill her? Give up? Etc), it also adds another possible ending to the series:
6: Jack marries Ashi, has cute Samurai babies, starts his clan anew, here in the future, and lives happily ever after.
Jack has been a sexless, perfect, timeless warrior for decades. This season was about humanizing him, and I think this 'raise a family' ending is one he deserves, but wasn't a real possibility without introducing Ashi's character first.
You forgot one
7: Jack doesn't defeat Aku, all is lost
8: Jack defeats aku but sustains heavy damage, the hospital bills forces him to start cooking crystal meth to pay his hospital bills
9: Jack pilots Unit 1
because they would have in no way made it possible to put innocents at risk forcing jack into a bad situation, if only we had some kind of plot point like, a hundred angry Scottish kids trying to avenge a crispy father and long time friend of jack
- Hawkeye is a warlord, >not afraid of warlords anymore
ONE PIECE THEORIES- Luffy...
Hawkeye is the only one left that holds any real threat, until the fake Whitebeard proves to actually be able to stand up to the rumours about him. If only one of 7 is an actual threat, the whole thing doesn´t look too scary anymore.
this is a bit of a falty argument.
you forget that luffy is already considered one of the strongest pirates in the world inside one piece universe. and all of the warlords themselves,while not as strong as the strongest (except mihawk) are still pretty much cream of the crop capable of destroying thousand of experienced soldiers alone with ease.
they arent going to lose threat capability just because there is someone stronger than them out there.
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