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#255 - welcome 07/16/2012 on Give these miners a bloody... 0
#251 - it's not a very big game (like 50 mb) it's very addicting and … 07/16/2012 on Give these miners a bloody... 0
#175 - and if you don't get caught just imagine how awesome it would … 07/12/2012 on Oc +1
#168 - no it will be fine, trust me i'm a doctor. …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/12/2012 on Oc +5
User avatar #169 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
You are so inspirational. That is now something that i want-- no NEED to do before I die (or at least before next week)
#175 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
and if you don't get caught just imagine how awesome it would feel to be felt up inside a bucket of mashed potatoes....fucking epic experience i'm sure...but the sound..... squish, squish, squish....also the potatoes might ooze out of the hole in the bottom onto you're balls and all over you're pants and seat...now that would be shitstorm worthy
#23 - so you're saying that when the pencil sharpener breaks it mean… 07/12/2012 on That's how these things work +1
#159 - are you kidding, you'll be the guy who brought the mashed pota…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/12/2012 on Oc +2
User avatar #162 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
Are you sure? I think I might be yelled at for being retarded. Besides, it is more than likely that the management will try and take my potatoes since we're not supposed to bring our own food.
#168 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
no it will be fine, trust me i'm a doctor.



i'm not really a doctor

also, act like you're retarded, imagine the shitstorm you could bring down on them if they tried to take a retards bucket of potatoes.
User avatar #169 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
You are so inspirational. That is now something that i want-- no NEED to do before I die (or at least before next week)
#175 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
and if you don't get caught just imagine how awesome it would feel to be felt up inside a bucket of mashed potatoes....fucking epic experience i'm sure...but the sound..... squish, squish, squish....also the potatoes might ooze out of the hole in the bottom onto you're balls and all over you're pants and seat...now that would be shitstorm worthy
#154 - use a bucket of mashed potatoes or something cause idk what to…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/12/2012 on Oc +2
User avatar #156 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
Thanks for the tips, but i think I may not get to even talk to a girl if I bring mashed potatoes to a movie.
#159 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
are you kidding, you'll be the guy who brought the mashed potatoes to a movie, you'll be a legend among men
User avatar #162 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
Are you sure? I think I might be yelled at for being retarded. Besides, it is more than likely that the management will try and take my potatoes since we're not supposed to bring our own food.
#168 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
no it will be fine, trust me i'm a doctor.



i'm not really a doctor

also, act like you're retarded, imagine the shitstorm you could bring down on them if they tried to take a retards bucket of potatoes.
User avatar #169 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
You are so inspirational. That is now something that i want-- no NEED to do before I die (or at least before next week)
#175 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
and if you don't get caught just imagine how awesome it would feel to be felt up inside a bucket of mashed potatoes....fucking epic experience i'm sure...but the sound..... squish, squish, squish....also the potatoes might ooze out of the hole in the bottom onto you're balls and all over you're pants and seat...now that would be shitstorm worthy
#151 - this is why you don't get the oral sex very often  [+] (8 new replies) 07/12/2012 on Oc +3
User avatar #152 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
Well, if that's the price I have to pay for unsoiled, delicious popcorn...
#154 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
use a bucket of mashed potatoes or something cause idk what to tell you if you're not going to waste popcorn...added lube bonus with the potatoes.
User avatar #156 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
Thanks for the tips, but i think I may not get to even talk to a girl if I bring mashed potatoes to a movie.
#159 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
are you kidding, you'll be the guy who brought the mashed potatoes to a movie, you'll be a legend among men
User avatar #162 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
Are you sure? I think I might be yelled at for being retarded. Besides, it is more than likely that the management will try and take my potatoes since we're not supposed to bring our own food.
#168 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
no it will be fine, trust me i'm a doctor.



i'm not really a doctor

also, act like you're retarded, imagine the shitstorm you could bring down on them if they tried to take a retards bucket of potatoes.
User avatar #169 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
You are so inspirational. That is now something that i want-- no NEED to do before I die (or at least before next week)
#175 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
and if you don't get caught just imagine how awesome it would feel to be felt up inside a bucket of mashed potatoes....fucking epic experience i'm sure...but the sound..... squish, squish, squish....also the potatoes might ooze out of the hole in the bottom onto you're balls and all over you're pants and seat...now that would be shitstorm worthy
#149 - let her eat it while she's down there  [+] (10 new replies) 07/12/2012 on Oc +2
User avatar #150 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
But she's not the one that loves the popcorn! I DO!!
#151 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
this is why you don't get the oral sex very often
User avatar #152 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
Well, if that's the price I have to pay for unsoiled, delicious popcorn...
#154 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
use a bucket of mashed potatoes or something cause idk what to tell you if you're not going to waste popcorn...added lube bonus with the potatoes.
User avatar #156 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
Thanks for the tips, but i think I may not get to even talk to a girl if I bring mashed potatoes to a movie.
#159 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
are you kidding, you'll be the guy who brought the mashed potatoes to a movie, you'll be a legend among men
User avatar #162 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
Are you sure? I think I might be yelled at for being retarded. Besides, it is more than likely that the management will try and take my potatoes since we're not supposed to bring our own food.
#168 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
no it will be fine, trust me i'm a doctor.



i'm not really a doctor

also, act like you're retarded, imagine the shitstorm you could bring down on them if they tried to take a retards bucket of potatoes.
User avatar #169 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
You are so inspirational. That is now something that i want-- no NEED to do before I die (or at least before next week)
#175 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
and if you don't get caught just imagine how awesome it would feel to be felt up inside a bucket of mashed potatoes....fucking epic experience i'm sure...but the sound..... squish, squish, squish....also the potatoes might ooze out of the hole in the bottom onto you're balls and all over you're pants and seat...now that would be shitstorm worthy
#147 - maybe you should try the popcorn trick  [+] (12 new replies) 07/12/2012 on Oc +3
User avatar #148 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
But... the wasted popcorn D:
#149 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
let her eat it while she's down there
User avatar #150 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
But she's not the one that loves the popcorn! I DO!!
#151 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
this is why you don't get the oral sex very often
User avatar #152 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
Well, if that's the price I have to pay for unsoiled, delicious popcorn...
#154 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
use a bucket of mashed potatoes or something cause idk what to tell you if you're not going to waste popcorn...added lube bonus with the potatoes.
User avatar #156 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
Thanks for the tips, but i think I may not get to even talk to a girl if I bring mashed potatoes to a movie.
#159 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
are you kidding, you'll be the guy who brought the mashed potatoes to a movie, you'll be a legend among men
User avatar #162 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
Are you sure? I think I might be yelled at for being retarded. Besides, it is more than likely that the management will try and take my potatoes since we're not supposed to bring our own food.
#168 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
no it will be fine, trust me i'm a doctor.



i'm not really a doctor

also, act like you're retarded, imagine the shitstorm you could bring down on them if they tried to take a retards bucket of potatoes.
User avatar #169 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
You are so inspirational. That is now something that i want-- no NEED to do before I die (or at least before next week)
#175 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
and if you don't get caught just imagine how awesome it would feel to be felt up inside a bucket of mashed potatoes....fucking epic experience i'm sure...but the sound..... squish, squish, squish....also the potatoes might ooze out of the hole in the bottom onto you're balls and all over you're pants and seat...now that would be shitstorm worthy
#142 - do you use that excuse on women?  [+] (14 new replies) 07/12/2012 on Oc +4
User avatar #144 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
As I was typing my comment I just knew you would bring that up... But since the chance to have oral sex (any sex, really) doesn't come often I'll ignore it.
#147 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
maybe you should try the popcorn trick
User avatar #148 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
But... the wasted popcorn D:
#149 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
let her eat it while she's down there
User avatar #150 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
But she's not the one that loves the popcorn! I DO!!
#151 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
this is why you don't get the oral sex very often
User avatar #152 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
Well, if that's the price I have to pay for unsoiled, delicious popcorn...
#154 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
use a bucket of mashed potatoes or something cause idk what to tell you if you're not going to waste popcorn...added lube bonus with the potatoes.
User avatar #156 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
Thanks for the tips, but i think I may not get to even talk to a girl if I bring mashed potatoes to a movie.
#159 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
are you kidding, you'll be the guy who brought the mashed potatoes to a movie, you'll be a legend among men
User avatar #162 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
Are you sure? I think I might be yelled at for being retarded. Besides, it is more than likely that the management will try and take my potatoes since we're not supposed to bring our own food.
#168 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
no it will be fine, trust me i'm a doctor.



i'm not really a doctor

also, act like you're retarded, imagine the shitstorm you could bring down on them if they tried to take a retards bucket of potatoes.
User avatar #169 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
You are so inspirational. That is now something that i want-- no NEED to do before I die (or at least before next week)
#175 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
and if you don't get caught just imagine how awesome it would feel to be felt up inside a bucket of mashed potatoes....fucking epic experience i'm sure...but the sound..... squish, squish, squish....also the potatoes might ooze out of the hole in the bottom onto you're balls and all over you're pants and seat...now that would be shitstorm worthy
#137 - I think that just depends on how much you really love your popcorn  [+] (16 new replies) 07/12/2012 on Oc +4
User avatar #140 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
I do reaalllyyy love popcorn... but the thought that I'm eating something that my cock has been in would trip me up
#142 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
do you use that excuse on women?
User avatar #144 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
As I was typing my comment I just knew you would bring that up... But since the chance to have oral sex (any sex, really) doesn't come often I'll ignore it.
#147 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
maybe you should try the popcorn trick
User avatar #148 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
But... the wasted popcorn D:
#149 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
let her eat it while she's down there
User avatar #150 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
But she's not the one that loves the popcorn! I DO!!
#151 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
this is why you don't get the oral sex very often
User avatar #152 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
Well, if that's the price I have to pay for unsoiled, delicious popcorn...
#154 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
use a bucket of mashed potatoes or something cause idk what to tell you if you're not going to waste popcorn...added lube bonus with the potatoes.
User avatar #156 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
Thanks for the tips, but i think I may not get to even talk to a girl if I bring mashed potatoes to a movie.
#159 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
are you kidding, you'll be the guy who brought the mashed potatoes to a movie, you'll be a legend among men
User avatar #162 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
Are you sure? I think I might be yelled at for being retarded. Besides, it is more than likely that the management will try and take my potatoes since we're not supposed to bring our own food.
#168 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
no it will be fine, trust me i'm a doctor.



i'm not really a doctor

also, act like you're retarded, imagine the shitstorm you could bring down on them if they tried to take a retards bucket of potatoes.
User avatar #169 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
You are so inspirational. That is now something that i want-- no NEED to do before I die (or at least before next week)
#175 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
and if you don't get caught just imagine how awesome it would feel to be felt up inside a bucket of mashed potatoes....fucking epic experience i'm sure...but the sound..... squish, squish, squish....also the potatoes might ooze out of the hole in the bottom onto you're balls and all over you're pants and seat...now that would be shitstorm worthy
#134 - has anyone ever actually done that, I'd be to scared that she …  [+] (18 new replies) 07/12/2012 on Oc +2
User avatar #135 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
I sure as hell wouldn't. If I stuck my dick in my popcorn, that would be a lot of wasted popcorn.... And i love popcorn
#137 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
I think that just depends on how much you really love your popcorn
User avatar #140 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
I do reaalllyyy love popcorn... but the thought that I'm eating something that my cock has been in would trip me up
#142 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
do you use that excuse on women?
User avatar #144 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
As I was typing my comment I just knew you would bring that up... But since the chance to have oral sex (any sex, really) doesn't come often I'll ignore it.
#147 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
maybe you should try the popcorn trick
User avatar #148 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
But... the wasted popcorn D:
#149 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
let her eat it while she's down there
User avatar #150 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
But she's not the one that loves the popcorn! I DO!!
#151 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
this is why you don't get the oral sex very often
User avatar #152 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
Well, if that's the price I have to pay for unsoiled, delicious popcorn...
#154 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
use a bucket of mashed potatoes or something cause idk what to tell you if you're not going to waste popcorn...added lube bonus with the potatoes.
User avatar #156 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
Thanks for the tips, but i think I may not get to even talk to a girl if I bring mashed potatoes to a movie.
#159 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
are you kidding, you'll be the guy who brought the mashed potatoes to a movie, you'll be a legend among men
User avatar #162 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
Are you sure? I think I might be yelled at for being retarded. Besides, it is more than likely that the management will try and take my potatoes since we're not supposed to bring our own food.
#168 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
no it will be fine, trust me i'm a doctor.



i'm not really a doctor

also, act like you're retarded, imagine the shitstorm you could bring down on them if they tried to take a retards bucket of potatoes.
User avatar #169 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
You are so inspirational. That is now something that i want-- no NEED to do before I die (or at least before next week)
#175 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
and if you don't get caught just imagine how awesome it would feel to be felt up inside a bucket of mashed potatoes....fucking epic experience i'm sure...but the sound..... squish, squish, squish....also the potatoes might ooze out of the hole in the bottom onto you're balls and all over you're pants and seat...now that would be shitstorm worthy
#205 - they* ....ah f**k it, drainbamage* didn't get the joke  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2012 on when i was a kid 0
User avatar #234 - ColdJack (07/11/2012) [-]
I got the joke and thumbed up, I guess some one else didn't like it XD
#203 - thumbed you back up, I don't think the got the reference >.>  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2012 on when i was a kid 0
#205 - hellbird (07/09/2012) [-]
they* ....ah f**k it, drainbamage* didn't get the joke
User avatar #234 - ColdJack (07/11/2012) [-]
I got the joke and thumbed up, I guess some one else didn't like it XD
#83 - damn internet has made me sick...I thought the first picture w…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2012 on Weird X-Ray Comp 0
#86 - anonymous (06/24/2012) [-]
haha I see it, looks like there is a penis imprint breaking through it's skull into it's brains
#176 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 06/22/2012 on hey you -1
#253 - threenewmessages (06/22/2012) [-]
#225 - flomosho (06/22/2012) [-]
#316 - thank you, lol I wish I knew her name, i'd honestly try and hi… 06/21/2012 on Useless superpowers 0
#297 - I'd like to see them, this girl is seriously stunning  [+] (4 new replies) 06/21/2012 on Useless superpowers 0
#300 - anonymous (06/21/2012) [-]
eh why not
#304 - anonymous (06/21/2012) [-]
#305 - anonymous (06/21/2012) [-]
#306 - anonymous (06/21/2012) [-]
#279 - I have no idea what you wrote, but who the hell is the woman  [+] (8 new replies) 06/21/2012 on Useless superpowers 0
#308 - anonymous (06/21/2012) [-]
Thats all of 'em
#316 - hellbird (06/21/2012) [-]
thank you, lol I wish I knew her name, i'd honestly try and hit on her somehow
#290 - anonymous (06/21/2012) [-]
Some photographer went out in the streets and took photographs of random people. I have more .
#297 - hellbird (06/21/2012) [-]
I'd like to see them, this girl is seriously stunning
#300 - anonymous (06/21/2012) [-]
eh why not
#304 - anonymous (06/21/2012) [-]
#305 - anonymous (06/21/2012) [-]
#306 - anonymous (06/21/2012) [-]
#273 - being able to turn bread stale from anywhere past 50 feet woul… 06/21/2012 on Useless superpowers +4
#292 - Anal anyone? 06/21/2012 on OctoNOPE +1
#140 - A very ****** Christmas a midnight summer's … 06/21/2012 on Racism +2
#37 - for a second I was thinking "THATS NOT LOKI"...took … 06/21/2012 on Movie Logic: Part 5 +22
#487 - what about the asshole birthmark....you sure that would be awesome? 06/21/2012 on creepy myths 12 (rp) 0
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#2 - anonymous (08/16/2013) [-]
You're a ******* loser.
#1 - teenytinyspider (08/16/2013) [-]
Hey man, sent you a private message so you won't think it's one of those global messages.
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