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#346 - both  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2013 on all of my yes +1
#354 - cdula (07/25/2013) [-]
#122 - somehow I feel the human race would be just a little bit bette… 06/21/2013 on Never give up on your dreams 0
#37 - what if they would have hit the gas just as he started pushing.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2013 on Good Guy Greg +1
User avatar #41 - anthonyh (05/26/2013) [-]
He would have fallen down and he would be kill
#49 - true, but you should still care about the underwear a little. … 05/15/2013 on Seduction gone wrong -1
#372 - real marijuana hardly exists anymore?...you must live in a big… 04/24/2013 on all natural 0
#186 - I say this knowing that it will probably be thumbed down, but …  [+] (5 new replies) 04/23/2013 on all natural 0
#279 - LiamNeeson (04/23/2013) [-]
Yeah, marijuana isn't bad for you, but chances are what you smoke isn't the good kind. Drug dealers fuck with it to sell it for maximum profit. You know that K2 scare? That's marijuana. Real marijuana hardly exists anymore.

Oh, and even the real stuff exponentially increases your risk of schizophrenia, paranoia, and (debatable) cancer.
#372 - hellbird (04/24/2013) [-]
real marijuana hardly exists anymore?...you must live in a bigger city or something..where I'm from the dealer picks the bud right off the plant.
#249 - anonymous (04/23/2013) [-]
Please...smoke pot if you want, but don't go around and try to tell people that it's good for you.
#294 - anonymous (04/23/2013) [-]
It's been proven to be good for you. It's all the tar in the smoke that's bad for your lungs, that's about it.
#267 - anonymous (04/23/2013) [-]
well its not bad...
#1933 - Comment deleted 04/07/2013 on 4/6/2013 update 0
#145 - I was trying to use batman as a metaphor for the fact that my …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2013 on As funny as this is Its... 0
User avatar #146 - mrdrpage (03/08/2013) [-]
You can have McDonalds...

For now...
#56 - ...my dad types in caps lock... <-MFW: that sudden feel…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/07/2013 on As funny as this is Its... +1
User avatar #142 - captainkwilis (03/07/2013) [-]
not sure if batman is the right person to be using with this face, you know, no parents n shit
User avatar #83 - mrdrpage (03/07/2013) [-]
No. Because then you wouldn't have a dad.

No McDonalds for you.
#145 - hellbird (03/07/2013) [-]
I was trying to use batman as a metaphor for the fact that my dad is getting closer to death as he gets older; and, I'm going to have to ask you nicely to please restore my McDonalds privileges as it is a very well known fact that I love their fries.
User avatar #146 - mrdrpage (03/08/2013) [-]
You can have McDonalds...

For now...
#240 - wait.. you're going to go from a big spiral staircase to the f… 03/03/2013 on The Tower of Jeb +1
#143 - what if I fix it with gold and don't understand that it's more… 02/27/2013 on Kintsukuroi +1
#10 - I'd love to see how they explain the newer generations  [+] (3 new replies) 02/10/2013 on Pokémon Anatomy +1
#11 - kanatana (02/10/2013) [-]
Like this guy, huh?
User avatar #13 - neoexdeath (02/10/2013) [-]
Basically the same thing that happened with Voltorb happened with Trash.
User avatar #14 - kanatana (02/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, but Voltorb is cool.
#17 - relax, we are going to make our destination before the sun bur…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2013 on epic space ship 0
User avatar #22 - imakejewburgers (02/10/2013) [-]
We'll either be dead or long gone in 500 million years.
#127 - Comment deleted 08/12/2012 on No wai. 0
#168 - think of it like this...BF3, better then BF2...lol 08/10/2012 on Mars -4
#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 08/05/2012 on YOU DROPPED SOMETHING +5
#10 - SnugglyWuggly Comment deleted by hellbird
#19 - eiika Comment deleted by hellbird
#13 - trololololol Comment deleted by hellbird
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#522 - **hellbird rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at I… 08/05/2012 on As of now do you still get... +2
#510 - **hellbird rolled a random image posted in comment #21 at … 08/05/2012 on As of now do you still get... +10
#1 - I bet he was seriously happy that it was caught on tape. 08/04/2012 on Jumping like a boss +1
#30 - I agree with you, people is stupid. 08/04/2012 on Movie Pirating +14
#135 - finish reading it. 08/04/2012 on HOW MANY 5 YEAR OLDS COULD... +6
#130 - There I was, standing tall as blood dripped from my knife. I k…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/04/2012 on HOW MANY 5 YEAR OLDS COULD... +78
User avatar #209 - shitshitshit (08/04/2012) [-]
you. need. to. wright. books.
#159 - leanonwut (08/04/2012) [-]
Thank you for that
User avatar #137 - thegamefaceman (08/04/2012) [-]
Fucking lol'd
User avatar #132 - ithinkimfunny (08/04/2012) [-]
"You don't have any weapons."

/comment
User avatar #206 - zasferta (08/04/2012) [-]
you think your funny but your not. relevance to name
User avatar #211 - ithinkimfunny (08/04/2012) [-]
Well fuck you too nigger, my name has nothing to do with it
#135 - hellbird (08/04/2012) [-]
finish reading it.
#128 - this quiz is bullshit, they're five year olds, even if they ar… 08/04/2012 on HOW MANY 5 YEAR OLDS COULD... +1
#54 - I wonder if he was dead before that video came out  [+] (2 new replies) 08/04/2012 on I'm a Winner! +1
#56 - month (08/04/2012) [-]
He's not dead.
#109 - anonymous (08/04/2012) [-]
so just because i cant find a person means they are alive? fucking waldo..
#32 - Can you explain that? I wasn't aware that Kony was dead.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/04/2012 on I'm a Winner! +1
User avatar #39 - derangedberger (08/04/2012) [-]
I heard he's been dead for a bit now, not sure how long.
#54 - hellbird (08/04/2012) [-]
I wonder if he was dead before that video came out
#56 - month (08/04/2012) [-]
He's not dead.
#109 - anonymous (08/04/2012) [-]
so just because i cant find a person means they are alive? fucking waldo..
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#2 - anonymous (08/16/2013) [-]
You're a fucking loser.
#1 - teenytinyspider (08/16/2013) [-]
Hey man, sent you a private message so you won't think it's one of those global messages.
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