Yep totally.

But uh..

I'm "OVerly Attached Girlfriend"
But
100 times worse

So..
WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW?

Talking to you of course! Oh wait, two hours ago... hmmm... two hours ago I was mowing the lawn, and then came in and played Age of Empires 2.

It's all good, I think she's hot.

THE WRATH OF HELL COME DOWNETH ON YOU!

IF YOU EVER EVEN THINK ABOUT EHR AGAIN, I WILL SHOULD A SAND-PAPERY DILDO UP YOUR ASS, AND SEND YOU BACK THROUGH YOUR MOMS VAGINA TO HELL WHERE THEY WILL TEAR OFF YOUR DICK AND MAKE YOU EAT IT!! YOU ARE MINE DAMMIT! WHERE IS SHE NOW?!?! ILL KILL THAT BITCH!!


Love you sweetie.<3

So whatcha up to today yo?

Talked to my real boyfriend for around 10 hours straight on tc

Shit son. That's a long time dude.

Yeah. We're kinda.. sleep depived..

I bet. Meanwhile, I am forever alone... but hey, it's all good, I have a cat!

We totally couldn't date then..

Two reasons:
1.Dogs rule
2.I'm allergic to cats


Tehy are adorable though.
Pussy is so adorable..

Saw it from a mile away. The pussy joke.

Anyway, I do love dogs too, it's just that mine died a few years ago, and we still miss her too much to get a new one.

Aww I know how that feels!
MY mo mran over my dog Dex recently..

D: That hoe!

Shes a total bitch

>:c

..
Get it?
Total bitch?
My moms a female dog?

Yeah, I was tempted to call her a bitch... we're like, on the same wavelength.

:s you just became my best friend