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Feel free to send item trade offers. Looking for runic stuff or coal, if you've got any.

And yet another metaphor dies whimpering on the altar of ignorance.

In Soviet Russia, impression makes you. And just so it rhymes, it's on FJ too

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#34 - Oh. Me neither. Yet. 12/15/2014 on Welcome to the magical... +34
#32 - But what about arrows crafted from the heart of a daedra that …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/15/2014 on Welcome to the magical... +54
#305 - anonymous (12/15/2014) [-]
You can't change the graphics, you can change the textures.
User avatar #368 - OtisMcWonderful (12/15/2014) [-]
Are you serious? Modders can do damn near anything if they put enough effort into it.
#350 - anonymous (12/15/2014) [-]
And meshes. And lighting. And post processing. And animation. Hell, there are mods that add well-done parallax systems to otherwise flat surfaces.

You've either never modded before or are a through and through noob/pleb.
User avatar #33 - OtisMcWonderful (12/15/2014) [-]
>implying I don't use mods

I just don't use the boob physics and sex mods.
#34 - heliosnova (12/15/2014) [-]
Oh.

Me neither.

Yet.
#48 - Emily's a special gal 12/13/2014 on Fuck context +8
#274 - I keep coming back because there's new stuff sometimes and I C… 12/10/2014 on admin tries to learn his... 0
#4022 - Maaaaybe not 11/29/2014 on FireFuel Gives Thanks 2 0
#4020 - **heliosnova rolls 998,831,073** Maybe?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2014 on FireFuel Gives Thanks 2 0
User avatar #4022 - heliosnova (11/29/2014) [-]
Maaaaybe not
#27 - Thanks, I'll keep it in mind. The ammo thing's mostly what I'm…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2014 on Is this what you do to live? 0
#29 - alexanderh (11/04/2014) [-]
You don't really have to worry about the ammo, as long as you're careful around tasers. It can keep the ammo up about as well as a car-4, so you shouldn't have any problems really.
#22 - Interesting, I've always really been against the clairon as a …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/04/2014 on Is this what you do to live? 0
#24 - alexanderh (11/04/2014) [-]
It's a very nice all-round weapon, actually. It has almost exactly the same stats as my car-4 (not fully optimised though, but close), except with half the mag capacity and the ridiculous fire-rate. It is the worst weapon in the game against tasers as you have no defense against them, but against anything else, it wrecks everything.
I'll just list my stats with a small explanation if relevant:
40 damage: 40 damage is the threshold you want to cross. It is one of the optimal damage values with the headshot bonus, and anything lower than this is not something I use (except for LMGs).
16 accuracy: This is enough to be accurate enough to hit at basically any range, as long as you tap your mouse button and don't just spray everywhere with it.
38 stability: I have both the mastermind and technician stability skills, which is why it's so high. The recoil is pretty much non-existant compared to other weapons, and it really tightens the spread of the gun during prolonged shooting (such as killing dozers). It's possible to deliver the entire magasine into the face of a dozer in one burst.
concealment is at 20, which is pretty good considering I didn't pay attention to it at all.
Threat is also at 20. This is pretty low, but threat just makes the enemies take cover occasionally.

You have to tap the trigger and not hold it with this gun. Otherwise, it's useless and you will run out of ammo very quickly. I usually combine it with a locomotive for dealing with trash, and only bring it out against dozers and targets too far away for my locomotive, but that is my general playstyle pretty much no matter what weapon I use.
The clarion has the same ammo count as the car-4, and is ammo-stable as long as you don't spray entire magazines away, which is very easy to do.
Overall, it's a pretty good gun. My first impression was the same as yours, but it is a very potent weapon once modded.
User avatar #27 - heliosnova (11/04/2014) [-]
Thanks, I'll keep it in mind. The ammo thing's mostly what I'm worried about. Using a Gecko with 50 dmg and moderate stats for the rest. Less fire rate, higher damage is usually how I go to conserve said ammo. For dozers and shields I use a HE locomotive with no shotgun boosts. The thing's broken in terms of accuracy (I could no-scope snipers at first but it feels like they've nerfed it by now). Can usually hit any sniper within 4 shots when carefully aiming with it, 2 shots for shields and maybe 3-5 to take out a dozer's armor (And keep him stunned)
#29 - alexanderh (11/04/2014) [-]
You don't really have to worry about the ammo, as long as you're careful around tasers. It can keep the ammo up about as well as a car-4, so you shouldn't have any problems really.
#19 - As odd as the thought is, I'd say the most powerful DLC is the…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/04/2014 on Is this what you do to live? 0
#21 - alexanderh (11/04/2014) [-]
The gage courier pack (mod DLC) makes the car-4 an incredibly strong weapon. It's already pretty good, but the new mods just make it my go-to choice for pretty much any heist, unless I'm using the clarion for taking out dozers.
User avatar #22 - heliosnova (11/04/2014) [-]
Interesting, I've always really been against the clairon as a gun because of its relatively low stability and damage so I haven't tried it out nearly enough. Is it more dozer-oriented or would you say worth trying again as a nice all-around weapon?
#24 - alexanderh (11/04/2014) [-]
It's a very nice all-round weapon, actually. It has almost exactly the same stats as my car-4 (not fully optimised though, but close), except with half the mag capacity and the ridiculous fire-rate. It is the worst weapon in the game against tasers as you have no defense against them, but against anything else, it wrecks everything.
I'll just list my stats with a small explanation if relevant:
40 damage: 40 damage is the threshold you want to cross. It is one of the optimal damage values with the headshot bonus, and anything lower than this is not something I use (except for LMGs).
16 accuracy: This is enough to be accurate enough to hit at basically any range, as long as you tap your mouse button and don't just spray everywhere with it.
38 stability: I have both the mastermind and technician stability skills, which is why it's so high. The recoil is pretty much non-existant compared to other weapons, and it really tightens the spread of the gun during prolonged shooting (such as killing dozers). It's possible to deliver the entire magasine into the face of a dozer in one burst.
concealment is at 20, which is pretty good considering I didn't pay attention to it at all.
Threat is also at 20. This is pretty low, but threat just makes the enemies take cover occasionally.

You have to tap the trigger and not hold it with this gun. Otherwise, it's useless and you will run out of ammo very quickly. I usually combine it with a locomotive for dealing with trash, and only bring it out against dozers and targets too far away for my locomotive, but that is my general playstyle pretty much no matter what weapon I use.
The clarion has the same ammo count as the car-4, and is ammo-stable as long as you don't spray entire magazines away, which is very easy to do.
Overall, it's a pretty good gun. My first impression was the same as yours, but it is a very potent weapon once modded.
User avatar #27 - heliosnova (11/04/2014) [-]
Thanks, I'll keep it in mind. The ammo thing's mostly what I'm worried about. Using a Gecko with 50 dmg and moderate stats for the rest. Less fire rate, higher damage is usually how I go to conserve said ammo. For dozers and shields I use a HE locomotive with no shotgun boosts. The thing's broken in terms of accuracy (I could no-scope snipers at first but it feels like they've nerfed it by now). Can usually hit any sniper within 4 shots when carefully aiming with it, 2 shots for shields and maybe 3-5 to take out a dozer's armor (And keep him stunned)
#29 - alexanderh (11/04/2014) [-]
You don't really have to worry about the ammo, as long as you're careful around tasers. It can keep the ammo up about as well as a car-4, so you shouldn't have any problems really.
#14 - A year or two back, everyone/everything was alerted by a man c…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2014 on Is this what you do to live? +1
User avatar #28 - pootismang (11/04/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ how horrifying. I'm glad civilians no longer care about the guy with a desert eagle and a light machine gun in full combat armor.
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User avatar #88 - boor (05/26/2014) [-]
About items, it got a reset and that was a pretty long time ago over a year and a half i think
User avatar #89 to #88 - heliosnova (05/26/2014) [-]
Ah, dang. Any idea why?
User avatar #90 to #89 - boor (05/26/2014) [-]
I think it was to give new players a fresh new start, since a ton of users had a ton of ****
so new people couldn't fair in anything in keeping up
User avatar #91 to #90 - heliosnova (05/26/2014) [-]
I suppose that makes sense but it's still a bummer
User avatar #92 to #91 - boor (05/26/2014) [-]
well you kinda bumed me with the no points thing
User avatar #93 to #92 - heliosnova (05/26/2014) [-]
Think I missed something. No points?
User avatar #94 to #93 - boor (05/26/2014) [-]
You didn't give me your points
User avatar #95 to #94 - heliosnova (05/27/2014) [-]
Oh, well yeah. That's cause I want them
User avatar #84 - valesthesia (12/14/2012) [-]
Awesome. pleasure doing business with you
User avatar #85 to #84 - heliosnova (12/14/2012) [-]
Likewise, till next time
User avatar #78 - valesthesia (12/14/2012) [-]
I have 9 helmet and 8 gauntlet recipes. thats why i denied. i had to deny the first one because i gave 100 to someone else and that brought me below 35
User avatar #79 to #78 - heliosnova (12/14/2012) [-]
Ah, fair enough then. Mostly just looking for the leather and C-Recipe. Anything I've got on my profile you might be somewhat interested in?
User avatar #80 to #79 - valesthesia (12/14/2012) [-]
obviously candy jack and angelic band is out... maybe angelic top hat recipe. like before
User avatar #81 to #80 - heliosnova (12/14/2012) [-]
Sure, probably not gonna be doing that myself anytime soon
User avatar #82 to #81 - heliosnova (12/14/2012) [-]
Anything else you want in there?
User avatar #83 to #82 - valesthesia (12/14/2012) [-]
wickk.les gets more than you
User avatar #76 - Tenxseiga (12/13/2012) [-]
could you do the trade with 25 spellbooks?
User avatar #77 to #76 - heliosnova (12/13/2012) [-]
Not for all of what I'm offering then, but maybe for less?
User avatar #69 - wethepixel (12/12/2012) [-]
Thanks mate, you not wanting the ores?
User avatar #70 to #69 - heliosnova (12/12/2012) [-]
At a rate of 4:1, I think I'll pass for now. Would you consider a rate of 3:1? I'd buy 1K of them, if so
User avatar #71 to #70 - wethepixel (12/12/2012) [-]
na, 4:1 is the usual rate for angelic/demonic. I'd sell fab/gold/uranium at 3:1.
User avatar #72 to #71 - heliosnova (12/12/2012) [-]
Alright, think I'll just buy 666 then
User avatar #73 to #72 - wethepixel (12/12/2012) [-]
Ha, alrighty.
User avatar #74 to #73 - heliosnova (12/12/2012) [-]
Heh, thing I hate worst about trading is I can't ever seem to actually see what I'm looking for. No worries, I'm bound to find them eventually
User avatar #75 to #74 - wethepixel (12/12/2012) [-]
Ores are usually in the first few pages, rits usually near the middle. :)
#64 - itemmaaan (12/12/2012) [-]
Are you selling those RITS, badges, or Candyjack scroll?
User avatar #67 to #64 - heliosnova (12/12/2012) [-]
Huzzah, many thanks for the points
#68 to #67 - itemmaaan (12/12/2012) [-]
No problem
User avatar #66 to #64 - heliosnova (12/12/2012) [-]
Mm, 300 more points till I reach the CJ-scroll's cost, but what'd you have in mind for it? Might be up for selling it. Rits and badges are mine for now though =)
User avatar #62 - danielfm (12/11/2012) [-]
gems not for sale, same with runic stuff
User avatar #63 to #62 - danielfm (12/11/2012) [-]
and out of all your stuff only things i need is gems, tokens, and badges + RITS
User avatar #65 to #63 - heliosnova (12/12/2012) [-]
Ah, forgot to get back to this. Alright, think I'll have to pass for now
User avatar #57 - willtheweary (12/11/2012) [-]
glad i could help out bro! a few people gave me things for free out of kindness so i thought i would help someone else out
User avatar #58 to #57 - heliosnova (12/11/2012) [-]
Anything you're looking for, yourself?
User avatar #59 to #58 - willtheweary (12/11/2012) [-]
i asked if i anyone could trade me all dubs and souls i dont have for ANYTHING i have and everyone just sent them to me for free! at the moment i dont see anything else i want to collect yet x) thank you for taking the ore off my hands
User avatar #60 to #59 - heliosnova (12/11/2012) [-]
Heh, well good to know. Till next time then =)
#42 - jgcamaro (12/10/2012) [-]
i like gems for tokens. preferably raw/uncut/cut
User avatar #43 to #42 - heliosnova (12/10/2012) [-]
Ah, alright. I'll think about it then
User avatar #40 - iamnits (12/10/2012) [-]
Sorry, only one per person :(
#41 to #40 - heliosnova (12/10/2012) [-]
All the same, one's a big step forward for me, time-wise
All the same, one's a big step forward for me, time-wise
User avatar #39 - thatevanguy (12/10/2012) [-]
I'm not into ponies either, sorry.
User avatar #36 - tallzed (12/10/2012) [-]
Why did you decline my trade?
User avatar #37 to #36 - heliosnova (12/10/2012) [-]
To resend you that new one
User avatar #38 to #37 - tallzed (12/10/2012) [-]
I see that now.
User avatar #25 to #24 - heliosnova (12/10/2012) [-]
Ah, I get it now. Thanks for your time
User avatar #23 - fuckuberfunny (12/10/2012) [-]
ill accept sense your so goddamn nice. but can you send me some leather and badges maybe?
User avatar #26 to #23 - heliosnova (12/10/2012) [-]
I'm currently stocking those, but here's some fairly rare stuff for ya instead
User avatar #28 to #26 - fuckuberfunny (12/10/2012) [-]
i forgot what we were talking about
#29 to #28 - heliosnova (12/10/2012) [-]
Me too, but this gives me the chance to say 'Take it, take it all!'
Me too, but this gives me the chance to say 'Take it, take it all!'
User avatar #31 to #29 - fuckuberfunny (12/10/2012) [-]
what? :o
#32 to #31 - heliosnova (12/10/2012) [-]
20 inches of women's want (10in * 2, anyhow)
20 inches of women's want (10in * 2, anyhow)
#33 to #32 - fuckuberfunny (12/10/2012) [-]
you got me excited there..
you got me excited there..
#34 to #33 - heliosnova (12/10/2012) [-]
Ah, nope, my bad on that one. Just a butt-load of innuendos. Maybe some day if I'm ever done with items
Ah, nope, my bad on that one. Just a butt-load of innuendos. Maybe some day if I'm ever done with items
User avatar #16 - juceeer (12/06/2012) [-]
I'm really sorry but I don't trade my dc items :( But you want a demon key and a radio chest?
User avatar #17 to #16 - heliosnova (12/06/2012) [-]
Yup. Are fangs Dc'd?
User avatar #18 to #17 - juceeer (12/06/2012) [-]
Yep!
User avatar #19 to #18 - heliosnova (12/06/2012) [-]
Aw, I be sad face about that
User avatar #20 to #19 - juceeer (12/06/2012) [-]
Hehe but I had a lot so I decided to give you a few ^^
User avatar #21 to #20 - heliosnova (12/06/2012) [-]
So I noticed, thank you for that. Dang, I regret not going for them when they were going on
User avatar #22 to #21 - juceeer (12/06/2012) [-]
Hehe yep but I'm sure you can snatch a few from other users also :)
User avatar #14 - tokenlord (12/06/2012) [-]
Already got some thanks. I thumbed you anyways :)
User avatar #15 to #14 - heliosnova (12/06/2012) [-]
Thank you, very much obliged
User avatar #12 - vmandude (12/06/2012) [-]
thumbs delivered. how can i get the rest of your emerald stuff?
User avatar #13 to #12 - heliosnova (12/06/2012) [-]
Well I'm always up for badges, keys/chests, or other gems at a 1:1 ratio (Though no fabulous)
User avatar #2 - metired (12/05/2012) [-]
No! Awful! And not selling my god gem anyway
User avatar #3 to #2 - heliosnova (12/05/2012) [-]
Fair enough, thought I'd give it a shot
User avatar #4 to #3 - metired (12/05/2012) [-]
You dont know before you try, i understand. But god gem is very valuable, and a bot isnt that rare anymore
User avatar #5 to #4 - heliosnova (12/05/2012) [-]
Shame. I just re-started collecting this morning anyway. I was basing it off point value against utility
User avatar #6 to #5 - metired (12/05/2012) [-]
In my opinion, point value is not that important. depends how rare an item is
User avatar #7 to #6 - heliosnova (12/05/2012) [-]
I thought rarity was directly correlated to point value, is it not?
User avatar #8 to #7 - metired (12/05/2012) [-]
No, its not. Havent you seen the new dragon? Worth 100.000 points, but only 14 of them in game, so its very rare.
User avatar #9 to #8 - heliosnova (12/05/2012) [-]
Ah, I see. And nope, at this point, I know nothing, best assume. All the same, thanks for the heads up
User avatar #10 to #9 - metired (12/05/2012) [-]
Oh, okay. Let me know if you have any questions, and ill try answering them :)
User avatar #11 to #10 - heliosnova (12/05/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'll keep it in mind
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