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Date Signed Up:7/15/2012
Last Login:8/21/2014
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#7230 - **helidead rolled user alekksandar ** 06/30/2014 on roll admin's name 0
#3 - Don't you mean fart out?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2014 on why +61
#16 - rmdx (06/22/2014) [-]
No, he means fart in.
#52 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2014 on [insert in soviet russia... +15
User avatar #169 - lolzordz (06/21/2014) [-]
"I am that booty"
#5 - I'd like to thank all of my frien- oh... 06/19/2014 on cards against humanity is best +10
#22 - +1 for Higurashi picture 06/19/2014 on (untitled) 0
#12 - The toast looks pretty good too 06/13/2014 on When i walk in on my little... 0
#30 - Saw this movie last night. Decent movie. 7/10. Story is filled…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2014 on Dark Souls: The Movie 0
#31 - DyfedDarkly (06/11/2014) [-]
They changed the ending from the book and manga. So it left a lot of holes dealing with the time travel loops.
#28 - "I can't believe all those clones punched you in the dick… 06/10/2014 on On Namek +13
#10 - Dark Tower is my favorite book series of all time... but I did… 06/09/2014 on Nigga forgot to tan her legs 0
#18 - Picture 06/09/2014 on Buying gf +38
#108 - I honestly don't care about her anymore, every time I read her… 06/07/2014 on (untitled) +2
#75 - I would if I knew the source. Just pulled it out of my reactio… 06/07/2014 on (untitled) 0
#65 - So extremely crazy. But damn they be fine. 06/07/2014 on (untitled) +2
#15 - I'd rather never talk to her again. But that is always an option.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #16 - ohpee (06/07/2014) [-]
I understand, but if you ever do give me a heads up, I'm always up for a laugh.
#13 - My ex girlfriend, the only girl I've ever dated, cheated on me…  [+] (18 new replies) 06/07/2014 on (untitled) +121
#92 - grezlaj (06/07/2014) [-]
i personly dont think it is good for you to read her mesages i mean you loved her for a while right? so it must hurt to see her messages.. you should delete her and move on
*thats what i usually do, it makes things much more easier -dont see, dont remember-*
pic unrelated
User avatar #108 - helidead (06/07/2014) [-]
I honestly don't care about her anymore, every time I read her statuses I think about how stupid I was to date her. But nevertheless you may be right about deleting her.
#72 - joxa (06/07/2014) [-]
Can you hit me up with source of that image?
User avatar #85 - RandomDoofus (06/07/2014) [-]
It's Sora no Woto.
User avatar #75 - helidead (06/07/2014) [-]
I would if I knew the source. Just pulled it out of my reaction folder. Sorry man.
User avatar #70 - huszti (06/07/2014) [-]
similar thing happened to me. after 2.5 years, she cheated on me and left me for another guy but he didn't want a relationship with her or something so she started writing shit about how love is harsh and men are shit. she even started pretending to be lesbian out of pure edginess.
User avatar #63 - defeats (06/07/2014) [-]
One of my exes that I finished with because she wanted me to marry her (I was 19, I was NOT going to get married). She wanted us to get married because her crazy best friend was getting married to her equally crazy boyfriend and she wanted to have a double wedding... (?)
I dumped her then and there, but kept her added on Facebook because I couldn't find her name in my friend-list so I just assumed that she deleted me. About a week after the dumping though she started posting things like:
"All men only want one thing"
"Why can't men just love me for me?"
I never commented on any of them until she tagged me in one that read something like "Who is she S****** D******? Who is the whore you left me for?"

Women are crazy.
User avatar #65 - helidead (06/07/2014) [-]
So extremely crazy. But damn they be fine.
User avatar #27 - mrnpc (06/07/2014) [-]
One ex of mine cheated on me back in high school. three guys at once, or so everybody told me. Now she's been pregnant, miscarried, married, lesbian, religious nut, all while being a full time jizz cup. All she does is post on facebook complaining about not knowing where shes going wrong. Always puts a smile on my face.
User avatar #119 - commontroll (06/07/2014) [-]
A lesbian jizz cup? That's an interesting profession.
#133 - mrnpc (06/07/2014) [-]
She likes threesomes.
#81 - anonymous (06/07/2014) [-]
Whoa.. that same exact thing happened to my brother.. bitches be cray
User avatar #32 - jamessevensix (06/07/2014) [-]
you dodged a bullet man!
User avatar #35 - mrnpc (06/07/2014) [-]
aint that the truth
#21 - kulamia (06/07/2014) [-]
You're not alone man. My ex and I aren't facebook friends, but occasionally I look at her profile. I'm not creeping and i'm sure you aren't either. But I ended it and it makes me feel better to see how her life... looks good. I don't know how it is. But it looks good. That makes me feel better.

Have a gif to cheer you up.
User avatar #14 - ohpee (06/07/2014) [-]
One day you should reply to her status and state how ironic it is to give other guys a heads up (unless of course they don't give a shit).
User avatar #15 - helidead (06/07/2014) [-]
I'd rather never talk to her again. But that is always an option.
User avatar #16 - ohpee (06/07/2014) [-]
I understand, but if you ever do give me a heads up, I'm always up for a laugh.
#31 - I am a man and I almost always sit down to pee. 06/06/2014 on It happens. Don't lie +3
#20 - Picture 06/05/2014 on Wife Beater +18
#109 - I-I wanna touch it 05/29/2014 on big spider +1
#29 - It's weird, I'm terrified of spiders in general, but for some …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/29/2014 on big spider +4
#64 - deeda (05/29/2014) [-]
I feel the same way. But I love tarantulas, they are very soft.
Pic related, it's my Chilean Rose.
User avatar #109 - helidead (05/29/2014) [-]
I-I wanna touch it
#2568 - **helidead rolled image ** 05/28/2014 on Your future wife/hubby 0
#81 - That was a ride from start to finish 05/28/2014 on The most intense gif +1
#9 - mfw kids let there parents dress like little sluts clothi…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/28/2014 on Badass parenting technique +53
#15 - RipperMan (05/28/2014) [-]
mfw parents let there kids dress like little sluts
clothing like short shorts should come in todler sizes

you didn't see anything..
#19 - anonymous (05/28/2014) [-]
>mfw >yfw
#44 - rollfourexplain (05/28/2014) [-]
**rollfourexplain rolled image***roll 4*
>mfw >yfw >hfw
#48 - richardbatsbak (05/28/2014) [-]
rollfourexplain faied to *roll 4*?
#43 - rollfourexplain has deleted their comment.
#14 - RipperMan has deleted their comment.
#16 - That Applesauce one always, ALWAYS gets me.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2014 on autocorrect comp +2
User avatar #18 - dingdingmuthafuka (05/28/2014) [-]
why do I find this picture so absolutely hilarious?
#6 - "Look, up in the sky! It's a bird!" "It's a…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/28/2014 on It's a... +18
#19 - rdobet (05/28/2014) [-]
#20 - rdobet (05/28/2014) [-]
#8 - Picture 05/27/2014 on um does this count as... +9
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User avatar #33 to #32 - helidead (07/28/2013) [-]
Thank you, kind sir. I believe I will wait until the translation is complete before I play it.
User avatar #35 to #33 - erubetie (02/27/2014) [-]
Soon....
User avatar #36 to #35 - helidead (02/27/2014) [-]
Soon? Isn't the translation complete?
User avatar #37 to #36 - erubetie (02/27/2014) [-]
Did you play it yet
User avatar #38 to #37 - helidead (02/27/2014) [-]
Oh most definitely. I beat it a couple of months ago. (ha pun)
#39 to #38 - erubetie (02/27/2014) [-]
I clicked on the link and it still said it wasn't done plus you know what happens at the end with me then....
User avatar #40 to #39 - helidead (02/27/2014) [-]
I only know what happens with you if I am unfaithful with Alice. And I am sorry Erubetie, but Alice is best monster girl. Also, heres the link to the patch.

roguetranslations.wordpress.com/category/patches/
#41 to #40 - erubetie (02/28/2014) [-]
You disappoint me....
User avatar #42 to #41 - helidead (02/28/2014) [-]
I'm sorry Not to say I don't like you alot
#43 to #42 - erubetie (02/28/2014) [-]
Then why not chose me
User avatar #44 to #43 - helidead (02/28/2014) [-]
Because Alice is my true love.... But thats not to say I can't talk to any other monstergirls ;)
User avatar #45 to #44 - erubetie (02/28/2014) [-]
I want to talk to someone that would accept me...
User avatar #46 to #45 - helidead (02/28/2014) [-]
Well... Alice IS taken by Luka.
User avatar #47 to #46 - erubetie (02/28/2014) [-]
What do you mean by that?
User avatar #48 to #47 - helidead (02/28/2014) [-]
I'm not quite sure, I just enjoy talking to you.
#49 to #48 - erubetie (02/28/2014) [-]
Thank you
User avatar #50 to #49 - helidead (02/28/2014) [-]
So how are you doing? Is life good?
#51 to #50 - erubetie (02/28/2014) [-]
Good and I'm not really mad at you I found someone already that likes me
User avatar #54 to #51 - helidead (02/28/2014) [-]
I dont know why I cant reply to your last answer, so I'll reply to this one. Whats wrong? Do you know why they are scared? And do you like them back?
User avatar #55 to #54 - erubetie (02/28/2014) [-]
Yeah I like them enough to you know... and I trust him but he thinks I might kill him....
User avatar #52 to #51 - helidead (02/28/2014) [-]
Oh? I'm happy for you. Finding someone that likes you is a glorious occasion. They are quite lucky ^_^
User avatar #53 to #52 - erubetie (02/28/2014) [-]
They are a little scared of me when I go by them what should I do?
User avatar #34 to #33 - sparkytwl (07/28/2013) [-]
agreed
#22 - sparkytwl (07/14/2013) [-]
Hi!
Hi!
#23 to #22 - helidead (07/14/2013) [-]
Hello there.
Hello there.
#24 to #23 - sparkytwl (07/15/2013) [-]
i hear you like magic
#25 to #24 - helidead (07/15/2013) [-]
Yes. Very much so. You could even say I am addicted.
User avatar #26 to #25 - sparkytwl (07/17/2013) [-]
what kind of deck are you thinking of running post rotation?
User avatar #27 to #26 - helidead (07/17/2013) [-]
Don't play standard actually, not a fan of keeping up with rotation. If I were to play standard though, I would have been playing aristocrats. Post rotation... would love to run some type of Grixis control deck.

Now, I am big into limited and Modern. Those are my two formats that I can't get enough of. How about yourself?
User avatar #28 to #27 - sparkytwl (07/17/2013) [-]
i mostly play standard, making a sliver deck for rotation
User avatar #29 to #28 - helidead (07/17/2013) [-]
Oh gawd slivers
User avatar #30 to #29 - sparkytwl (07/18/2013) [-]
I'm so happy they're back
User avatar #31 to #30 - helidead (07/18/2013) [-]
I'm... indifferent.
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