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    i have the weirdest mistake rigth now i have the weirdest mistake...
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    thats too fucking brutal thats too fucking brutal
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    how about nope ? how about nope ?
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#34 - you cant count a sip like drinking but the same thing happend … 6 hours ago on beer is love beer is life 0
#32 - this meme explaines it pretty much  [+] (2 new replies) 6 hours ago on beer is love beer is life +5
User avatar #37 - smaaen (6 hours ago) [-]
Might be like that for you, but I genuinely like beer, and always did. Some I like a lot, and some I find bland or tasteless.
User avatar #65 - aldkai (2 hours ago) [-]
Dem betas.
#30 - i didn't get from my dad. a friend stole from his dad when we …  [+] (2 new replies) 6 hours ago on beer is love beer is life 0
User avatar #33 - fjacctfucku (6 hours ago) [-]
lol i was 6 too!. I burned my tongue on the wrong end of my dad's cigar so he gave me a sip of his Becks to cool it off, then told me not to tell mom. Lol.
#34 - helgheimftw (6 hours ago) [-]
you cant count a sip like drinking but the same thing happend with my when i was drunk last year i bummed a cigarello from a friend he lit both one for him one for me and i but it in the wrong way....they wont let me forget it
#26 - the first beer tasted like piss  [+] (4 new replies) 6 hours ago on beer is love beer is life 0
User avatar #29 - fjacctfucku (6 hours ago) [-]
that would depend on your first beer i guess. obviously your dad has shitty taste.
#30 - helgheimftw (6 hours ago) [-]
i didn't get from my dad. a friend stole from his dad when we were six so no wonder it tasted like balls
User avatar #33 - fjacctfucku (6 hours ago) [-]
lol i was 6 too!. I burned my tongue on the wrong end of my dad's cigar so he gave me a sip of his Becks to cool it off, then told me not to tell mom. Lol.
#34 - helgheimftw (6 hours ago) [-]
you cant count a sip like drinking but the same thing happend with my when i was drunk last year i bummed a cigarello from a friend he lit both one for him one for me and i but it in the wrong way....they wont let me forget it
#13 - well that's just rude 10 hours ago on beer is love beer is life +1
#9 - i don't think it's from workaholics cuz i have seen every epis…  [+] (2 new replies) 13 hours ago on beer is love beer is life -5
User avatar #10 - diverdee (11 hours ago) [-]
So you are actually totally useless or what are you saying?
#13 - helgheimftw (10 hours ago) [-]
well that's just rude
#5 - qusling  [+] (4 new replies) 13 hours ago on olaf +33
User avatar #14 - fourthplace (7 hours ago) [-]
Fysj æsj
User avatar #6 - alfibrakiz (13 hours ago) [-]
Jeg er en stolt patriotisk nordmann som ikke finner seg i å bli kalt Quisling!
#7 - anonymous (12 hours ago) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** Det e ikke så mang med navne Olav/Olaf kor Æ bor (trøndelag) men det e mang som heite Håkon.
User avatar #8 - alfibrakiz (12 hours ago) [-]
Næmmen. En medtrønder
Korr i trondheim bor du?
#27 - i like the way you think neroooooo  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on Girl Shoots a Robber Like a... 0
#45 - neroooooooooo (6 hours ago) [-]
I like the way you think about me thinking about stuff.
#5 - not as low as Edward  [+] (3 new replies) 14 hours ago on lucky bastard. +39
User avatar #12 - therockofshame (1 hour ago) [-]
Ed isn't short, hes vertically challenged.
#9 - anonymous (2 hours ago) [-]
lol samefag, at least wait a couple of hours to make it believable
User avatar #6 - captainpoopdeck (13 hours ago) [-]
Try Harder
#3 - norwegians can conform this  [+] (16 new replies) 14 hours ago on olaf +10
User avatar #33 - greensofa (2 hours ago) [-]
Nei takk
User avatar #12 - TheMather (9 hours ago) [-]
Nah, because in modern day Norwegian it's spelled Olav, and it's almost exclusively used by the royal family, Harald and Håkon are more common.
#54 - captainsweden (1 hour ago) [-]
what about anders?
User avatar #57 - TheMather (1 hour ago) [-]
Not a royal name.
#29 - anonymous (3 hours ago) [-]
no, fuck you. I know plenty of Olafs
User avatar #4 - alfibrakiz (13 hours ago) [-]
No we can't
User avatar #9 - wertologist (10 hours ago) [-]
Shut up, Olaf.
User avatar #10 - alfibrakiz (10 hours ago) [-]
My name is Thomas
#20 - anonymous (5 hours ago) [-]
My name is Thomas
User avatar #47 - nagafever (1 hour ago) [-]
My name is Thomas
User avatar #63 - vexaton (29 minutes ago) [-]
My brother's name is Thomas
#5 - helgheimftw (13 hours ago) [-]
qusling
User avatar #14 - fourthplace (7 hours ago) [-]
Fysj æsj
User avatar #6 - alfibrakiz (13 hours ago) [-]
Jeg er en stolt patriotisk nordmann som ikke finner seg i å bli kalt Quisling!
#7 - anonymous (12 hours ago) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** Det e ikke så mang med navne Olav/Olaf kor Æ bor (trøndelag) men det e mang som heite Håkon.
User avatar #8 - alfibrakiz (12 hours ago) [-]
Næmmen. En medtrønder
Korr i trondheim bor du?

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#10 - anonymous (08/13/2014) [-]
Because there are too many assholes giving out false information when someone asks a question:
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#11 to #10 - helgheimftw (08/14/2014) [-]
thanks anon
User avatar #4 - ponanon (08/08/2014) [-]
You thumbed down my content, and now my boy Tony is here to bust your kneecaps.
#6 to #4 - helgheimftw (08/08/2014) [-]
god i just can't forget how much of a faggot you are. seriously the **** ?
User avatar #7 to #6 - ponanon (08/08/2014) [-]
idk i'm bored
#8 to #7 - helgheimftw (08/08/2014) [-]
and thats why you had too make yourself look like one of the most retarded people on funnyjunk ? do you know how hard that is ? but somehow you did it gz
User avatar #9 to #8 - ponanon (08/08/2014) [-]
ty ty
#5 to #4 - helgheimftw (08/08/2014) [-]
much faggot much wow
#3 to #2 - helgheimftw (06/22/2014) [-]
sonofabitch
#1 - jorgenhelg (05/23/2014) [-]
Satti du e ikkil kis, ffffyyyyfff. Btw han her kisen ligna på deg
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