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Date Signed Up:	8/30/2011
Last Login:	1/13/2016
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Content Ranking:	#5420
Comment Ranking:	#12461
Highest Content Rank:	#1376
Highest Comment Rank:	#4712
Content Thumbs:	2830 total, 3062 , 232
Comment Thumbs:	1582 total, 1677 , 95
Content Level Progress:	93% (93/100) Level 120 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 121 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress:	91% (91/100) Level 212 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:	134809
Times Content Favorited:	107 times
Total Comments Made:	160
FJ Points:	3384

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Hihihi, he made a sexual reference
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Imagine Red Circles
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See you in the Meowning
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I bet they even recycle their...
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You can sing all you want

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#30 - that him? [+] (1 new reply)	12/24/2015 on her reaction when I'm a...	0
#31 - dmkstarstar (12/24/2015) [-] You're a blue and you don't know who Chris Chan is? sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_Weston_Chandler
#363 - german guy, who sells and reviews whiskeys.	12/06/2015 on dank WebM compilation (pt 53)	0
#52 - man, that breaks my heart	11/30/2015 on this dog is high as fuck	+2
#189 - You wouldn't have found about that feminist crap because its n… [+] (4 new replies)	11/27/2015 on Them Recent shootings	+4
#190 - itskennyandjosh (11/27/2015) [-] I once met someone who was like that, except she was an ugly fuck and kept trying to hit on me just cause i was gay, and she was annoying as hell because of how often her "random outbursts" got, so when i turned her down so many times tumblr made her a feminazi, and she kept calling me shit just cause i wouldn't date her desperate, ugly ass. So eventually i stopped talking to her completely, ignored her when she walked up to me and all that Eventually she said she regretted what she did but that was too late But other than that experience i've never met a femenazi outside of the internet. #215 - imabeatyouman (11/27/2015) [-] "and kept trying to hit on me just cause i was gay" Why tho Does this happen a lot #222 - itskennyandjosh (11/27/2015) [-] She was some desperate creepy girl who'd hit on a toaster if it was nice to her #234 - imabeatyouman (12/15/2015) [-] Well toasters are pretty darn hot gettit
#22 - Can someone explain to me the backstory of this guy? i was too… [+] (2 new replies)	11/19/2015 on Anon rektum good.	+3
#34 - gloriouschad (11/19/2015) [-] He "invented" a clock and put it inside a pencil case. He took the insides of a clock you'd buy at a store and just put it inside a different case Brought it to school. Showed a teacher but teacher knew it looked off so he was told not to show anybody. Goes to different class and plugs the clock into a electrical socket and sets alarm. Clock's alarm goes off. Teacher in that class thinks it's bomb or something and calls it to police and shit. He gets arrested but no charges on him. Media calls racism and gets free shit from microsoft, meets obama, mark cuckersperg, and free MIT scholarship. Goes on tv and talks about shit that the host probably doesn't understands so he goes with his possible ignorance by spouting bullshit about soldering and CPUs youtu.be/RhhVIRXwnQE what he said he does Was it planned? Probably, wouldn't be surprised if he did play everyone like a fiddle. #25 - mvtjets (11/19/2015) [-] He made a clock for a school project It looks like a bomb Got police called on him People called the school racist Liberals used this to attentionwhore The police did some stupid things in between but everything I said was still true
#89 - yeah, feeding caffine to a baby, great idea. [+] (1 new reply)	11/05/2015 on dank WebM compilation (pt 58)	0
#113 - ciacheczko (11/05/2015) [-] What can I say? Not my kid = not my problem. I couldn't give less shit.
#177 - *helgestrichen used "roll picture"* **helgestrichen rol…	11/01/2015 on roll for FJ's new logo	0
#90 - Never thought i'd see this guy on fj [+] (2 new replies)	10/25/2015 on dank WebM compilation (pt 53)	+27
#362 - zenthos (12/06/2015) [-] WHO IS HE? #363 - helgestrichen (12/06/2015) [-] german guy, who sells and reviews whiskeys. www.youtube.com/user/TheWhiskyStore
#7 - They all currently live in New York and both appeared in h3h3'…	10/20/2015 on The Memepocalypse is upon us	0
#92 - Can some wise american fellow please explain to me how it is p… [+] (1 new reply)	09/30/2015 on Get skrek faggot	0
#96 - scowler (09/30/2015) [-] The disease that it treats isn't even life-threatening. Toxoplasmosis. It just makes you scruffier, more promiscuous. That's it.