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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:9/29/2012
Last Login:9/03/2014
Location:Federal Way Washington
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Content Ranking:#2224
Comment Ranking:#356
Highest Content Rank:#41
Highest Comment Rank:#63
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Comment Thumbs: 28708 total,  30383 ,  1675
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User avatar #175 - hektoroftroy (05/20/2014) [+] (12 replies)
stickied by hektoroftroy
keeping this so i can have a good laugh every so often

www.funnyjunk.com/hating/262960#262960
#152 - hektoroftroy (04/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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#375 - infinitereaper ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
thanks buddy
thanks buddy
#363 - mysticana (08/26/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #364 to #363 - hektoroftroy (08/26/2014) [-]
thank mr skeltal
#365 to #364 - mysticana (08/26/2014) [-]
Look at this rock
User avatar #366 to #365 - hektoroftroy (08/26/2014) [-]
mineral
jesus christ
User avatar #368 to #367 - hektoroftroy (08/26/2014) [-]
you want some face to go with that chin
User avatar #369 to #368 - mysticana (08/26/2014) [-]
Breaking Bad
User avatar #370 to #369 - hektoroftroy (08/26/2014) [-]
you want some acting to go with those awards
User avatar #372 to #371 - hektoroftroy (08/26/2014) [-]
I like you
User avatar #356 - averagewhitekid (08/25/2014) [-]
Oh hey man!
I just saw you on the front page and I didn't even realize you were back until now!
if you don't remember me thats ok as well, it has been like 5 months
User avatar #357 to #356 - hektoroftroy (08/25/2014) [-]
My mod buddy, how's it going?
I was on the front page?
User avatar #358 to #357 - averagewhitekid (08/25/2014) [-]
One of your comments was, I just instantly recognized the name.
But its been all good, not a mod anymore for some reason, but eh, I really didn't want to just complain about it so whatev.
Just got all moved in to Uni which is nice
How bout you?
User avatar #359 to #358 - hektoroftroy (08/25/2014) [-]
I'm good, also not a mod anymore obviously, I also just moved into college, classes started today
User avatar #360 to #359 - averagewhitekid (08/25/2014) [-]
Noice, mine have been going for a week and its been all good for now, but I'm sure **** will start to hit the fan as the semester goes on
User avatar #361 to #360 - hektoroftroy (08/25/2014) [-]
yeah I already slept through my first class
User avatar #362 to #361 - averagewhitekid (08/25/2014) [-]
lol I was like that during the summer session
I missed a few of my 9:00 classes just because I was way too tired
Working on improving that sleep schedule though
User avatar #353 - Marker (08/17/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/Need+mods+for+FJ+image+board/text/5260544/
seriously they'd probably just add you right back, unless you did something to piss them off right beofre you left
User avatar #354 to #353 - hektoroftroy (08/17/2014) [-]
I filled this out half an hour ago
User avatar #355 to #354 - Marker (08/17/2014) [-]
okay good
User avatar #349 - mrsnowballs (06/15/2014) [-]
You're a pretty cool guy
User avatar #350 to #349 - hektoroftroy (06/15/2014) [-]
pretty random but thanks man

User avatar #351 to #350 - mrsnowballs (06/15/2014) [-]
Yeah I just saw your name and I though yeah that dude is pretty chill. luv u mang
User avatar #352 to #351 - hektoroftroy (06/15/2014) [-]
luv you too <3
User avatar #348 - mrsnowballs (06/07/2014) [-]
F U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA ************ THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
#344 - jackknapp (06/05/2014) [-]
Thank you for banning me.
My comment was unjust, rude, and clearly out of place. The banning was clearly justified, and my punishment was fit for a crime of my caliber.
You are a shining example of brilliance on this site, and I am not even worthy to visit your profile page.
May a squadron of beautiful vaginas find their way to your penis by days end, you glorious faggot.
User avatar #345 to #344 - hektoroftroy (06/06/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/moderation+complaints/

But seriously man, If i flagged your comment it was probably on one of the selfie posts or admin's gainz thread and I was just doing what I was instructed to do. There were warnings posted that non-related or joke posts would be flagged, you must have either missed or ignored them. I'm genuinely sorry that I flagged your comment, and I dig the sarcasm. If you want to talk **** about me, and rightfully should do so, please go here www.funnyjunk.com/Remove+undeserving+Funnyjunk+mods/funny-pictures/5170928/
I hope you have a nice day, and that my reckless faggotry doesn't hinder what I'm sure would've been an otherwise good time on FJ.
User avatar #346 to #345 - jackknapp (06/06/2014) [-]
Sarcasm?
Friend, everything I said there came from the heart!
User avatar #338 - lnyanchl (06/05/2014) [-]
how r u not ded ackilles keeled u
fgt u shuld di for banning gi
But anyways, seriously, you shouldn't be shamed right now.
User avatar #339 to #338 - hektoroftroy (06/05/2014) [-]
dunno what you're trying to say
User avatar #340 to #339 - lnyanchl (06/05/2014) [-]
People are hating on you and **** for banning that one guy, I think you shouldn't, because that was a selfie only thing (even though I'm against those threads)
User avatar #341 to #340 - hektoroftroy (06/05/2014) [-]
I shouldn't what?
User avatar #342 to #341 - lnyanchl (06/05/2014) [-]
Shouldn't be getting hated on.
Sorry.
User avatar #343 to #342 - hektoroftroy (06/05/2014) [-]
oh. Well thanks man i appreciate it
#335 - averagewhitekid (06/04/2014) [-]
I caught you stalking me babe
You think you can just stalk me and I won't find out?
User avatar #337 to #336 - averagewhitekid (06/04/2014) [-]
Oh...
well you can't!
User avatar #320 - TwiztidNinja (06/04/2014) [-]
Seriously mate, admin makes special rules for single bit of content that are moronic and you jump at it like a bitch in heat.

You and mods like you are ruining this website.
Admitted admin is the main blame here you are just easily lead places.
User avatar #321 to #320 - hektoroftroy (06/04/2014) [-]
Then leave.
User avatar #322 to #321 - TwiztidNinja (06/04/2014) [-]
But then i would have to make attention seeking content about my leaving for heck even 9gag has less strict rules than fj lol...
User avatar #323 to #322 - hektoroftroy (06/04/2014) [-]
Then what's stopping you?
**** off
#326 to #323 - TwiztidNinja (06/04/2014) [-]
Watch this for a minute its like therapy.    
 i really have pissed you off lol ill delete that content, the accounts still there i think if you have not got the point now its not going to sink in when that hits around 300 thumbs and you have people being dicks to you
Watch this for a minute its like therapy.
i really have pissed you off lol ill delete that content, the accounts still there i think if you have not got the point now its not going to sink in when that hits around 300 thumbs and you have people being dicks to you
User avatar #329 to #326 - TwiztidNinja (06/04/2014) [-]
just thought about that. im still talking to phanact on there.
User avatar #328 to #326 - hektoroftroy (06/04/2014) [-]
"When that hits 300 thumbs"
It's been up 14 hours and hasn't risen above 19 thumbs that whole time, leave it up, I'd love to see how many thumbs you get
User avatar #331 to #328 - TwiztidNinja (06/04/2014) [-]
There is a reason roflcopterkklol was a wizard ill put it that way..
User avatar #332 to #331 - TwiztidNinja (06/04/2014) [-]
also a reason why there is a hell of a lot less thumbs on OC these days as well, i used to spam oc back then. good days.
User avatar #333 to #332 - TwiztidNinja (06/04/2014) [-]
like as in id give multiple thumbs to the users that posted OC, mind you this was back in 2010ish
User avatar #330 to #328 - TwiztidNinja (06/04/2014) [-]
yeah i wont even say it lol you will call me a fag and probably ban me so ill stay silent on the subject.
User avatar #324 to #323 - TwiztidNinja (06/04/2014) [-]
I would not be able to annoy you. **** you are more frustrated than i am at the moment.
User avatar #325 to #324 - hektoroftroy (06/04/2014) [-]
no it's cool, please continue so i can eventually flag you for harassment
User avatar #334 to #325 - TwiztidNinja (06/04/2014) [-]
i miss the way we used to talk, back in the summer time, you used to care for me and the way you smiled when you flicked your hair, gave me a stiffy swear on me mum.
User avatar #327 to #325 - TwiztidNinja (06/04/2014) [-]
thats where half my spam flags come from, im good at this ya know?
User avatar #317 - alecbaldwinning ONLINE (06/04/2014) [-]
kill urshelf plz cumgurgler
User avatar #319 to #318 - alecbaldwinning ONLINE (06/04/2014) [-]
kill urshelf plz cumgurgler
#315 - anonymous (06/04/2014) [-]
Seriously wtf not even a comment saying remove your comment, you are a sack of ******* **** .
Thanks for ruining my arvo cunt. **** you.
#314 - anonymous (06/04/2014) [-]
Hektoroftroy did you seriously just ban me (TwiztidNinja) for 4 hours for making a comment on a post?

Tell me what rules did i break?
What exactly was it i did that is worthy of a 4 hour ban compared to people who get banned for an hour after posting ******* porn you moronic jizz rag?
User avatar #316 to #314 - hektoroftroy (06/04/2014) [-]
Lol you know what, I would've felt bad but you're a prick so whatever man you get what you deserve
User avatar #301 - bitchitroll (06/03/2014) [-]
was flagging of slendermanspenis really needed? admin said for guys to sit back and for people not to post selfies or start a new thread unless they are a female. slendermanspenis is a femal so did she really do anything wrong?
User avatar #302 to #301 - hektoroftroy (06/03/2014) [-]
addy doesn't want anything but selfies on there, and a comment about not posting selfies, isn't a selfie. It's some thing for site traffic idk he's been really anal about it and I'm sorry slendermanspenis i'm sure you're a cool kid but I'm just doing what I was told to do.
User avatar #303 to #302 - bitchitroll (06/03/2014) [-]
she said its alright
User avatar #304 to #303 - hektoroftroy (06/03/2014) [-]
I didn't see that she had deleted the comment
I'll change it because I do feel bad about it and i agree that flagging it is stupid
User avatar #306 to #304 - slendermanspenis (06/03/2014) [-]
Well thank you and bitchitroll for unbanning me. Although it was quite funny to see myself get banned. I'll make sure I wont read stuff about selfies when I'm half awake.
User avatar #307 to #306 - hektoroftroy (06/03/2014) [-]
Genuinely sorry about that
User avatar #309 to #307 - slendermanspenis (06/03/2014) [-]
Its alright. No harm done.
User avatar #308 to #305 - hektoroftroy (06/03/2014) [-]
hektoroftroy for coolest mod
User avatar #311 to #308 - tridaak (06/03/2014) [-]
Is cool, but the guy who marked inpiring funny as spam is pretty cool, he could give you a run for your non existent money cause admin doesn't pay mods....
User avatar #313 to #311 - hektoroftroy (06/03/2014) [-]
yeah i like nova he's cool
User avatar #299 - abstractpink (06/02/2014) [-]
THEY'RE ALL DYING HEKTOR
WHAT DO WE DO
User avatar #297 - andranadu ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
that was a gud comp very nice 10/10
but seriously nice work
User avatar #298 to #297 - hektoroftroy (06/01/2014) [-]
<3 thanks babe
User avatar #284 - tridaak (06/01/2014) [-]
RIP in peace :'(
User avatar #285 to #284 - hektoroftroy (06/01/2014) [-]
8 minute ban *****
User avatar #286 to #285 - tridaak (06/01/2014) [-]
fak
User avatar #287 to #286 - hektoroftroy (06/01/2014) [-]
it was excruciating i couldn't do anything
last time i was banned you could at least comment on your own status
User avatar #288 to #287 - tridaak (06/01/2014) [-]
IK, it sucks. Screw you mods >: ( making me not do anything when banned and increasing the ban time drastically.
User avatar #289 to #288 - hektoroftroy (06/01/2014) [-]
when do you actually get banned, borderline doesn't ban
User avatar #290 to #289 - tridaak (06/01/2014) [-]
spam does. I photoshopped my face onto hulk for the selfies page, apparently it's spam now :|
User avatar #291 to #290 - hektoroftroy (06/01/2014) [-]
lol addy told us to flag anything that wasn't a serious post relating to the subject as spam. weazr's been all over it
User avatar #292 to #291 - tridaak (06/01/2014) [-]
:| but it was my face :|
User avatar #293 to #292 - hektoroftroy (06/01/2014) [-]
sorry bby
will you be in my mod comp
i'll slip you into them middle no one will ever know
User avatar #294 to #293 - tridaak (06/01/2014) [-]
you have to make it really big, and tell everyone that I'm very cool, if you do, you'll get promoted, trust me.
User avatar #230 - mrsnowballs (05/30/2014) [-]
you're a mod right? When will I get my color item for the OC I made
User avatar #231 to #230 - hektoroftroy (05/30/2014) [-]
when it gets 1000 thumbs
User avatar #276 to #231 - mrsnowballs (05/30/2014) [-]
He said the OC as well
User avatar #277 to #276 - hektoroftroy (05/30/2014) [-]
dang...what color are you going to get?
User avatar #278 to #277 - mrsnowballs (05/30/2014) [-]
Not sure.... maybe light blue, maybe pink or bright red
User avatar #279 to #278 - hektoroftroy (05/30/2014) [-]
It's too bad that I won't get to see it
User avatar #280 to #279 - mrsnowballs (05/30/2014) [-]
wh-why not?
User avatar #281 to #280 - hektoroftroy (05/30/2014) [-]
I work at a summer camp, so i won't have very little to no internet access from June 19 to August 25
User avatar #282 to #281 - mrsnowballs (05/30/2014) [-]
Well at least you won't be gone forever. I'll be waiting for you. And we'll all welcome you back with open arms. I think I'll be gone from july till august myself soooo yeah.
User avatar #283 to #282 - hektoroftroy (05/30/2014) [-]
<3 never 5get
User avatar #253 to #231 - mrsnowballs (05/30/2014) [-]
I thought OC was 500...
User avatar #255 to #253 - hektoroftroy (05/30/2014) [-]
you'll get there, you've still got 11 more hours
User avatar #254 to #253 - hektoroftroy (05/30/2014) [-]
it used to be, admin changed it a little bit ago
User avatar #256 to #254 - mrsnowballs (05/30/2014) [-]
Got it to a 1000. Now what?
User avatar #259 to #256 - hektoroftroy (05/30/2014) [-]
go to your profile, scroll down to right above your profile comments, there should be an item there that will let you choose a color for your text
User avatar #261 to #259 - tridaak (05/30/2014) [-]

There's supposed to be a waiting period until they get it in case the mod marked it wrong. So if they wrongfully approved it, it can be fixed before the user gets the item.
User avatar #262 to #261 - hektoroftroy (05/30/2014) [-]
oh oops
i didn't know that
User avatar #263 to #262 - hektoroftroy (05/30/2014) [-]
mrsnowballs
User avatar #266 to #265 - mrsnowballs (05/30/2014) [-]
Do you know how long the wait is?
User avatar #267 to #266 - hektoroftroy (05/30/2014) [-]
probably a day
User avatar #268 to #267 - mrsnowballs (05/30/2014) [-]
yeah well then it's not so bad. How long do you have your color for and what did you get it for?
User avatar #269 to #268 - hektoroftroy (05/30/2014) [-]
90 days, OC
User avatar #270 to #269 - mrsnowballs (05/30/2014) [-]
what OC?
User avatar #271 to #270 - hektoroftroy (05/30/2014) [-]
Hottest Girls comp lol
User avatar #272 to #271 - mrsnowballs (05/30/2014) [-]
**** that was a long time ago
User avatar #273 to #272 - hektoroftroy (05/30/2014) [-]
yeah but the item wasn't operational until a month after I got it
User avatar #274 to #273 - mrsnowballs (05/30/2014) [-]
post two said that my color will be available in a month or so
User avatar #275 to #274 - hektoroftroy (05/30/2014) [-]
What color are you going to get?
I think he's talking about the colored text for normal 1000 thumbs, the OC item already works
User avatar #260 to #259 - mrsnowballs (05/30/2014) [-]
It's not there
User avatar #212 - tridaak (05/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #213 to #212 - hektoroftroy (05/30/2014) [-]
I'm sorry man
User avatar #238 to #213 - tridaak (05/30/2014) [-]
:| you totally should, you would get more flags on your record, seem like you're doing mod work. no one would find out.
User avatar #239 to #238 - hektoroftroy (05/30/2014) [-]
I can't do it, I have to do an honest days work
User avatar #240 to #239 - tridaak (05/30/2014) [-]
or you know, you can flag ASCII art...
User avatar #241 to #240 - hektoroftroy (05/30/2014) [-]
I've actually really stepped up my mod work recently, I want to make level 4 before I have to leave for the summer
User avatar #242 to #241 - tridaak (05/30/2014) [-]
It would be cool if higher level mods could give recommendations (like a level 5 mod could vouch for mods lev 3-).
Cause it's probs a ton of work for tehbest to look at all the **** the mods do, and check their flags and shiat.
unless this already happens, but never heard of it.
User avatar #243 to #242 - hektoroftroy (05/30/2014) [-]
no idea man, just want to be noticed by the real higher ups, like postie or raging I think they like me
User avatar #257 to #243 - postie (05/30/2014) [-]
Never heard of ya.
User avatar #244 to #243 - tridaak (05/30/2014) [-]
Cause no one checks the OC page when promoting :|
User avatar #245 to #244 - hektoroftroy (05/30/2014) [-]
I know it, I lost a lot of motivation for a while because I did so much work on the OC submissions but addy only had eyes for you and peanut, i had no problem with that but a "good job hek" from him would've been nice
User avatar #246 to #245 - tridaak (05/30/2014) [-]
Well, I told him who was helping out, thought you guys could have also promoted you guys, but nu...
sorry :|
User avatar #248 to #246 - tridaak (05/30/2014) [-]
wut wut in the butt, I meant that:
I thought he would have also promoted you guys
User avatar #247 to #246 - hektoroftroy (05/30/2014) [-]
it's ok man, the support from you two when you wanted me on the oc team was enough to keep me going <3
User avatar #249 to #247 - tridaak (05/30/2014) [-]
:') das nice. how's that going?
User avatar #250 to #249 - hektoroftroy (05/30/2014) [-]
pretty sure all the teams disintegrated, and all the mods who are still active just kind of do everything
User avatar #251 to #250 - tridaak (05/30/2014) [-]
:/ oh well.. whateves, it was nice while it lasted.
User avatar #252 to #251 - hektoroftroy (05/30/2014) [-]
yeah i mean I think there are like 25 active mods
User avatar #215 to #214 - hektoroftroy (05/30/2014) [-]
you know I love you

User avatar #219 to #218 - hektoroftroy (05/30/2014) [-]
seriously so many people are posting those dicks on the contest
User avatar #220 to #219 - tridaak (05/30/2014) [-]
Ye, but you don't have to flag because it's just text.
Asked before about that kinda stuff on the mod chat, they said it was alright. That's why I thought it was alright, but nooo, someone hektoroftroy had to flag it.
User avatar #221 to #220 - hektoroftroy (05/30/2014) [-]
last time someone brought it up we were told to flag it as borderline
hope i don't get yelled ay
User avatar #222 to #221 - tridaak (05/30/2014) [-]
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
das me yelling at you >: ( also, no one will yell at you, unless it's something that's obviously not **** , but that was like borderline borderline, ya know?

But IDK, when I asked, they said it was fine. (It was back before my second coming, saw an ASCII dick on someone's profile and had to ask).
User avatar #223 to #222 - hektoroftroy (05/30/2014) [-]
well when i went to ask about it I saw a couple other comment about it, with mixed messages from everyone.
So I just let them know I flagged a couple as borderline and apologized if I screwed the pooch
User avatar #224 to #223 - tridaak (05/30/2014) [-]
:'( mine was flagged. But still, thanks for flagging, I wanted to see the new PM they send when an image is flagged, to see if the change I asked for happened.
It did
User avatar #225 to #224 - hektoroftroy (05/30/2014) [-]
what change was that?
User avatar #226 to #225 - tridaak (05/30/2014) [-]
New message:
You have been flagged for posting Borderline **** by hektoroftroy
Link to comment: www.funnyjunk.com/ASCII+art+contest/text/5164493/66#66

If you believe that you have been wrongfully flagged, you can report it here www.funnyjunk.com/moderation+complaints/
Before filling a complaint, please read this: www.phanact.com/flagged[white]

Before it just said something like:
You have been flagged for posting Borderline ****
Link to comment: www.funnyjunk.com/ASCII+art+contest/text/5164493/66#66 [white]
User avatar #227 to #226 - hektoroftroy (05/30/2014) [-]
Oh cool, well that's certainly an improvement
User avatar #235 to #233 - hektoroftroy (05/30/2014) [-]
I'm sorry to you too guy
User avatar #228 to #227 - tridaak (05/30/2014) [-]
Yea, now I know when you flag me. So I can come to your profile and bitch about it
User avatar #232 to #229 - tridaak (05/30/2014) [-]
fak that, i'm coming to your profile to complain
User avatar #237 to #232 - hektoroftroy (05/30/2014) [-]
no i wont do it
User avatar #234 to #232 - hektoroftroy (05/30/2014) [-]
this is harrassment
User avatar #236 to #234 - tridaak (05/30/2014) [-]
flag me then, you know you want to.
#205 - posttwo (05/29/2014) [-]
Good job bby
User avatar #207 to #206 - posttwo (05/29/2014) [-]
I flagged one of his too
cause
he smells
User avatar #208 to #207 - hektoroftroy (05/29/2014) [-]
like poo
User avatar #209 to #208 - posttwo (05/29/2014) [-]
like orange poo
User avatar #210 to #209 - hektoroftroy (05/29/2014) [-]
poo shouldn't be orange, that should probably be discussed with a physician
User avatar #211 to #210 - posttwo (05/29/2014) [-]
tell that to phanny
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