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Date Signed Up:9/29/2012
Last Login:9/22/2014
Location:Federal Way Washington
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Content Ranking:#818
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#163 - you're right, we're just sucking our own dick now 4 hours ago on test +1
#2 - FJ circle jerk commencing 5 hours ago on am I wrong? +3
#101 - you can still say whatever you want here ******* .… 7 hours ago on test +1
#99 - you the kid I banned for gore? there's dead *******…  [+] (8 new replies) 7 hours ago on test +10
#100 - nemmexa (7 hours ago) [-]
the point still stands that you're still alowed to say whatever the fuck you want on 4chan
User avatar #104 - walcorn (7 hours ago) [-]
You're allowed to do that here as well
As long as you don't post pictures of a fucking pile of dead children
User avatar #112 - thegamegestapo (6 hours ago) [-]
You never thought you'd have to justify that ban, did you?
User avatar #113 - walcorn (6 hours ago) [-]
Didn't expect to have to, but I guess some people are a little slow when it comes to what's obviously not allowed.
User avatar #114 - thegamegestapo (6 hours ago) [-]
To be fair, I don't think the rules specifically outlaw "a massive pile of dead children".

Perhaps Admin should tighten that loophole.
User avatar #117 - walcorn (6 hours ago) [-]
The "Gore" flag covers "Basically anything that is super disgusting."
Pile of dead children on a table is pretty disgusting to me, so expect to be flagged if you post that.
User avatar #116 - Marker (6 hours ago) [-]
"What should be flagged as gore is people being shot in the head, burned, or hurt to a point where it just looks outright disgusting."

"Someone getting their head cut off? That would be gore. Someone getting their brains blown out? That would also be gore. Pigs going through a meat grinder and seeing blood and guts everywhere? Also gore."
User avatar #101 - hektoroftroy (7 hours ago) [-]
you can still say whatever you want here fuckwad. you think talking shit about arabs is really a bannable offence?
#94 - go for it. just don't say anything bad about Arabs or you'll g…  [+] (12 new replies) 7 hours ago on test 0
User avatar #130 - revolutionson (6 hours ago) [-]
Arabs are fucking stupid.
Go bomb a tower, fag.
#98 - nemmexa (7 hours ago) [-]
Hahahaha holy shit what?
How fucking ironic is that? Everybody (INCLUDING YOU by the way) on FJ is saying how SJW have taken over 4chan and they can't say anything bad, and I post something that came from they and YOU ban me for it. Holy shit you fucking pussy
User avatar #111 - thegamegestapo (6 hours ago) [-]
Our house, our rules.

The SJW will leave sooner or later an then you can go home. Until then you can either stay here and respect our rules or you can go to 8chan.

As an interesting side note, I hope you remember how you were asked to forget your own board culture and integrate fully into a new one next time you post a rant on /pol/ about "dem damn dirty apes".
User avatar #99 - hektoroftroy (7 hours ago) [-]
you the kid I banned for gore?
there's dead fucking children on a table in the picture.
You can talk about whatever you fucking want, but you post a picture of 4 dead children, you're getting banned.
#100 - nemmexa (7 hours ago) [-]
the point still stands that you're still alowed to say whatever the fuck you want on 4chan
User avatar #104 - walcorn (7 hours ago) [-]
You're allowed to do that here as well
As long as you don't post pictures of a fucking pile of dead children
User avatar #112 - thegamegestapo (6 hours ago) [-]
You never thought you'd have to justify that ban, did you?
User avatar #113 - walcorn (6 hours ago) [-]
Didn't expect to have to, but I guess some people are a little slow when it comes to what's obviously not allowed.
User avatar #114 - thegamegestapo (6 hours ago) [-]
To be fair, I don't think the rules specifically outlaw "a massive pile of dead children".

Perhaps Admin should tighten that loophole.
User avatar #117 - walcorn (6 hours ago) [-]
The "Gore" flag covers "Basically anything that is super disgusting."
Pile of dead children on a table is pretty disgusting to me, so expect to be flagged if you post that.
User avatar #116 - Marker (6 hours ago) [-]
"What should be flagged as gore is people being shot in the head, burned, or hurt to a point where it just looks outright disgusting."

"Someone getting their head cut off? That would be gore. Someone getting their brains blown out? That would also be gore. Pigs going through a meat grinder and seeing blood and guts everywhere? Also gore."
User avatar #101 - hektoroftroy (7 hours ago) [-]
you can still say whatever you want here fuckwad. you think talking shit about arabs is really a bannable offence?
#3 - are you ******* kidding me. 19 hours ago on Most fucked up gif I've... +15
#46 - Picture 19 hours ago on omg did he die? +1
#5 - Like HAL from 2001 21 hours ago on Dear Admin 0
#3 - and posttwo lol  [+] (2 new replies) 21 hours ago on Dear Admin 0
User avatar #4 - admin (21 hours ago) [-]
he's not real he's an internet man
User avatar #5 - hektoroftroy (21 hours ago) [-]
Like HAL from 2001
#2 - He doesn't give half a **** 21 hours ago on Dear Admin 0
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User avatar #175 - hektoroftroy (05/20/2014) [+] (12 replies)
stickied by hektoroftroy
keeping this so i can have a good laugh every so often

www.funnyjunk.com/hating/262960#262960
#152 - hektoroftroy (04/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #392 - andranadu ONLINE (09/19/2014) [-]
pomf =3
User avatar #394 to #393 - andranadu ONLINE (09/19/2014) [-]
youre hot
User avatar #396 to #395 - andranadu ONLINE (09/19/2014) [-]
**andranadu spreads legs**
User avatar #397 to #396 - hektoroftroy (09/19/2014) [-]
what's happening
User avatar #398 to #397 - andranadu ONLINE (09/19/2014) [-]
im a hot single girl in your area and im horny
User avatar #399 to #398 - hektoroftroy (09/19/2014) [-]
how has this happened
User avatar #400 to #399 - andranadu ONLINE (09/19/2014) [-]
8===D
User avatar #401 to #400 - hektoroftroy (09/19/2014) [-]
and why was warioteam here too?
who are you people
User avatar #403 to #402 - hektoroftroy (09/19/2014) [-]
THAT JUST RAISES MORE QUESTIONS
User avatar #389 - yojo (09/18/2014) [-]
This is your final chance. Don't disappoint me again.
User avatar #390 to #389 - hektoroftroy (09/18/2014) [-]
you aren't my real dad.
User avatar #391 to #390 - yojo (09/18/2014) [-]
I'm better. I have 55 spare cars.
User avatar #378 - rui (09/17/2014) [-]
do you wuv me
User avatar #379 to #378 - hektoroftroy (09/17/2014) [-]
yeah I think you're a pretty cool guy, why the long face?
#380 to #379 - rui (09/17/2014) [-]
because I keep thinking you will notice me
u don't
User avatar #381 to #380 - hektoroftroy (09/17/2014) [-]
I do!
I notice everything, I'm a mod
User avatar #382 to #381 - rui (09/17/2014) [-]
I want you to keep a closer eye on me
I'm a bad boi ;)
User avatar #383 to #382 - hektoroftroy (09/17/2014) [-]
Should I be worried?
#384 to #383 - rui (09/17/2014) [-]
Only slightly
User avatar #385 to #384 - hektoroftroy (09/17/2014) [-]
I already have a spirit monster
User avatar #386 to #385 - rui (09/17/2014) [-]
What the Kuriboh did you just Kuriboh say about me, you little Kuriboh? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Winged Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Yubel Inc., and I have over 300 confirmed special summons. I am trained in OTK warfare and I’m the top duelist in the entire Duel Academy. You are nothing to me but just another Tuner. I will wipe you the Kuriboh out with ATK points the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my Kuriboh words. You think you can get away with saying that Kuriboh to me over the Internet? Think again, Kuriboh. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your deck information is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Heavy Storm spell card, maggot. The Heavy Storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life points. You’re Kuriboh dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can OTK you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hand cards. Not only am I extensively trained in synchro summoning, but I have access to the entire arsenal of cards of the United States Dark Hole Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable spirit monster off the face of the continent, you little Kuriboh. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” spirit monster was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your Kuriboh. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the life points, you goddamn idiot. I will Kuriboh fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re Kuriboh dead, kiddo.
User avatar #387 to #386 - hektoroftroy (09/17/2014) [-]
Little Kuriboh LV10

User avatar #388 to #387 - rui (09/17/2014) [-]
Now that's more like it!
User avatar #376 - xinzley (09/06/2014) [-]
b-but i gave you those nudes
User avatar #377 to #376 - hektoroftroy (09/06/2014) [-]
k request the trade again
#375 - infinitereaper ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
thanks buddy
thanks buddy
#363 - mysticana (08/26/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #364 to #363 - hektoroftroy (08/26/2014) [-]
thank mr skeltal
#365 to #364 - mysticana (08/26/2014) [-]
Look at this rock
User avatar #366 to #365 - hektoroftroy (08/26/2014) [-]
mineral
jesus christ
User avatar #368 to #367 - hektoroftroy (08/26/2014) [-]
you want some face to go with that chin
User avatar #369 to #368 - mysticana (08/26/2014) [-]
Breaking Bad
User avatar #370 to #369 - hektoroftroy (08/26/2014) [-]
you want some acting to go with those awards
User avatar #372 to #371 - hektoroftroy (08/26/2014) [-]
I like you
User avatar #356 - averagewhitekid (08/25/2014) [-]
Oh hey man!
I just saw you on the front page and I didn't even realize you were back until now!
if you don't remember me thats ok as well, it has been like 5 months
User avatar #357 to #356 - hektoroftroy (08/25/2014) [-]
My mod buddy, how's it going?
I was on the front page?
User avatar #358 to #357 - averagewhitekid (08/25/2014) [-]
One of your comments was, I just instantly recognized the name.
But its been all good, not a mod anymore for some reason, but eh, I really didn't want to just complain about it so whatev.
Just got all moved in to Uni which is nice
How bout you?
User avatar #359 to #358 - hektoroftroy (08/25/2014) [-]
I'm good, also not a mod anymore obviously, I also just moved into college, classes started today
User avatar #360 to #359 - averagewhitekid (08/25/2014) [-]
Noice, mine have been going for a week and its been all good for now, but I'm sure **** will start to hit the fan as the semester goes on
User avatar #361 to #360 - hektoroftroy (08/25/2014) [-]
yeah I already slept through my first class
User avatar #362 to #361 - averagewhitekid (08/25/2014) [-]
lol I was like that during the summer session
I missed a few of my 9:00 classes just because I was way too tired
Working on improving that sleep schedule though
User avatar #353 - Marker ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/Need+mods+for+FJ+image+board/text/5260544/
seriously they'd probably just add you right back, unless you did something to piss them off right beofre you left
User avatar #354 to #353 - hektoroftroy (08/17/2014) [-]
I filled this out half an hour ago
User avatar #355 to #354 - Marker ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
okay good
User avatar #349 - mrsnowballs (06/15/2014) [-]
You're a pretty cool guy
User avatar #350 to #349 - hektoroftroy (06/15/2014) [-]
pretty random but thanks man

User avatar #351 to #350 - mrsnowballs (06/15/2014) [-]
Yeah I just saw your name and I though yeah that dude is pretty chill. luv u mang
User avatar #352 to #351 - hektoroftroy (06/15/2014) [-]
luv you too <3
User avatar #348 - mrsnowballs (06/07/2014) [-]
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send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
#344 - jackknapp ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
Thank you for banning me.
My comment was unjust, rude, and clearly out of place. The banning was clearly justified, and my punishment was fit for a crime of my caliber.
You are a shining example of brilliance on this site, and I am not even worthy to visit your profile page.
May a squadron of beautiful vaginas find their way to your penis by days end, you glorious faggot.
User avatar #345 to #344 - hektoroftroy (06/06/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/moderation+complaints/

But seriously man, If i flagged your comment it was probably on one of the selfie posts or admin's gainz thread and I was just doing what I was instructed to do. There were warnings posted that non-related or joke posts would be flagged, you must have either missed or ignored them. I'm genuinely sorry that I flagged your comment, and I dig the sarcasm. If you want to talk **** about me, and rightfully should do so, please go here www.funnyjunk.com/Remove+undeserving+Funnyjunk+mods/funny-pictures/5170928/
I hope you have a nice day, and that my reckless faggotry doesn't hinder what I'm sure would've been an otherwise good time on FJ.
User avatar #346 to #345 - jackknapp ONLINE (06/06/2014) [-]
Sarcasm?
Friend, everything I said there came from the heart!
User avatar #338 - lnyanchl ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
how r u not ded ackilles keeled u
fgt u shuld di for banning gi
But anyways, seriously, you shouldn't be shamed right now.
User avatar #339 to #338 - hektoroftroy (06/05/2014) [-]
dunno what you're trying to say
User avatar #340 to #339 - lnyanchl ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
People are hating on you and **** for banning that one guy, I think you shouldn't, because that was a selfie only thing (even though I'm against those threads)
User avatar #341 to #340 - hektoroftroy (06/05/2014) [-]
I shouldn't what?
User avatar #342 to #341 - lnyanchl ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
Shouldn't be getting hated on.
Sorry.
User avatar #343 to #342 - hektoroftroy (06/05/2014) [-]
oh. Well thanks man i appreciate it
#335 - averagewhitekid (06/04/2014) [-]
I caught you stalking me babe
You think you can just stalk me and I won't find out?
User avatar #337 to #336 - averagewhitekid (06/04/2014) [-]
Oh...
well you can't!
User avatar #320 - TwiztidNinja (06/04/2014) [-]
Seriously mate, admin makes special rules for single bit of content that are moronic and you jump at it like a bitch in heat.

You and mods like you are ruining this website.
Admitted admin is the main blame here you are just easily lead places.
User avatar #321 to #320 - hektoroftroy (06/04/2014) [-]
Then leave.
User avatar #322 to #321 - TwiztidNinja (06/04/2014) [-]
But then i would have to make attention seeking content about my leaving for heck even 9gag has less strict rules than fj lol...
User avatar #323 to #322 - hektoroftroy (06/04/2014) [-]
Then what's stopping you?
**** off
#326 to #323 - TwiztidNinja (06/04/2014) [-]
Watch this for a minute its like therapy.    
 i really have pissed you off lol ill delete that content, the accounts still there i think if you have not got the point now its not going to sink in when that hits around 300 thumbs and you have people being dicks to you
Watch this for a minute its like therapy.
i really have pissed you off lol ill delete that content, the accounts still there i think if you have not got the point now its not going to sink in when that hits around 300 thumbs and you have people being dicks to you
User avatar #329 to #326 - TwiztidNinja (06/04/2014) [-]
just thought about that. im still talking to phanact on there.
User avatar #328 to #326 - hektoroftroy (06/04/2014) [-]
"When that hits 300 thumbs"
It's been up 14 hours and hasn't risen above 19 thumbs that whole time, leave it up, I'd love to see how many thumbs you get
User avatar #331 to #328 - TwiztidNinja (06/04/2014) [-]
There is a reason roflcopterkklol was a wizard ill put it that way..
User avatar #332 to #331 - TwiztidNinja (06/04/2014) [-]
also a reason why there is a hell of a lot less thumbs on OC these days as well, i used to spam oc back then. good days.
User avatar #333 to #332 - TwiztidNinja (06/04/2014) [-]
like as in id give multiple thumbs to the users that posted OC, mind you this was back in 2010ish
User avatar #330 to #328 - TwiztidNinja (06/04/2014) [-]
yeah i wont even say it lol you will call me a fag and probably ban me so ill stay silent on the subject.
User avatar #324 to #323 - TwiztidNinja (06/04/2014) [-]
I would not be able to annoy you. **** you are more frustrated than i am at the moment.
User avatar #325 to #324 - hektoroftroy (06/04/2014) [-]
no it's cool, please continue so i can eventually flag you for harassment
User avatar #334 to #325 - TwiztidNinja (06/04/2014) [-]
i miss the way we used to talk, back in the summer time, you used to care for me and the way you smiled when you flicked your hair, gave me a stiffy swear on me mum.
User avatar #327 to #325 - TwiztidNinja (06/04/2014) [-]
thats where half my spam flags come from, im good at this ya know?
User avatar #317 - alecbaldwinning ONLINE (06/04/2014) [-]
kill urshelf plz cumgurgler
User avatar #319 to #318 - alecbaldwinning ONLINE (06/04/2014) [-]
kill urshelf plz cumgurgler
#315 - 4chan refugee (06/04/2014) [-]
Seriously wtf not even a comment saying remove your comment, you are a sack of ******* **** .
Thanks for ruining my arvo cunt. **** you.
#314 - 4chan refugee (06/04/2014) [-]
Hektoroftroy did you seriously just ban me (TwiztidNinja) for 4 hours for making a comment on a post?

Tell me what rules did i break?
What exactly was it i did that is worthy of a 4 hour ban compared to people who get banned for an hour after posting ******* porn you moronic jizz rag?
User avatar #316 to #314 - hektoroftroy (06/04/2014) [-]
Lol you know what, I would've felt bad but you're a prick so whatever man you get what you deserve
User avatar #301 - bitchitroll (06/03/2014) [-]
was flagging of slendermanspenis really needed? admin said for guys to sit back and for people not to post selfies or start a new thread unless they are a female. slendermanspenis is a femal so did she really do anything wrong?
User avatar #302 to #301 - hektoroftroy (06/03/2014) [-]
addy doesn't want anything but selfies on there, and a comment about not posting selfies, isn't a selfie. It's some thing for site traffic idk he's been really anal about it and I'm sorry slendermanspenis i'm sure you're a cool kid but I'm just doing what I was told to do.
User avatar #303 to #302 - bitchitroll (06/03/2014) [-]
she said its alright
User avatar #304 to #303 - hektoroftroy (06/03/2014) [-]
I didn't see that she had deleted the comment
I'll change it because I do feel bad about it and i agree that flagging it is stupid
User avatar #306 to #304 - slendermanspenis (06/03/2014) [-]
Well thank you and bitchitroll for unbanning me. Although it was quite funny to see myself get banned. I'll make sure I wont read stuff about selfies when I'm half awake.
User avatar #307 to #306 - hektoroftroy (06/03/2014) [-]
Genuinely sorry about that
User avatar #309 to #307 - slendermanspenis (06/03/2014) [-]
Its alright. No harm done.
User avatar #308 to #305 - hektoroftroy (06/03/2014) [-]
hektoroftroy for coolest mod
User avatar #311 to #308 - tridaak (06/03/2014) [-]
Is cool, but the guy who marked inpiring funny as spam is pretty cool, he could give you a run for your non existent money cause admin doesn't pay mods....
User avatar #313 to #311 - hektoroftroy (06/03/2014) [-]
yeah i like nova he's cool
User avatar #299 - abstractpink (06/02/2014) [-]
THEY'RE ALL DYING HEKTOR
WHAT DO WE DO
User avatar #297 - andranadu ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
that was a gud comp very nice 10/10
but seriously nice work
User avatar #298 to #297 - hektoroftroy (06/01/2014) [-]
<3 thanks babe
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