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Gender: male
Age: 18
Video Games Played: Pokemon
Date Signed Up:9/29/2012
Location:Bozeman MT
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Highest Content Rank:#41
Highest Comment Rank:#63
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Level 278 Content: Ninja Pirate → Level 279 Content: Ninja Pirate
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Trying to fufill my dream of reaching level 400 in comments.
Leave for a few months and it feels like so much changes.


latest user's comments

#4 - no u 17 hours ago on Go to bed! 0
#1287 - oh<3 03/27/2015 on Ask Admin or the mods anything 0
#2 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2015 on Geez mom +16
#3 - ilikechoclatemilk (03/25/2015) [-]
That was actually a great pun.

it was punny.
#2 - Picture 03/25/2015 on So punny +12
#7 - Because you're all beta faggots 03/25/2015 on Facebook's related videos... +2
#614 - Hey gurl  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2015 on Selfie Time! +1
User avatar #667 - sebring (03/24/2015) [-]
you look like a school shooter
#97 - I have an Ameiva, which is basically just a much smaller Tegu … 03/23/2015 on Weird cat +5
#96 - "you came to the wrong neighborhood friend" 03/23/2015 on Weird cat 0
#4 - 6'  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2015 on Tall people 0
User avatar #5 - nagasadow (03/23/2015) [-]
I hear the same crap...but its worse at 5"11 -_-
#10 - The reason why the Aryan room is okay while the Jew room is no… 03/23/2015 on He knows it +8


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#583 - admin (03/21/2015) [-]
Hi hektoroftroy! Hi! I'm your new North Korean slave mine worker kid! Please feed me!
User avatar #574 - hektoroftroy (03/10/2015) [-]
Please help make this a new copypasta

This is not BOXXY, she died in 2009. She was attacked in Gamergate by Nazi Atheist Crumbleboots. SpiderMarx aka Sam Peters pranked her by smacking her ass. Upon release of the video she killed herself under youtube name Amanda Todd. The Jewish community needed to bring Boxxy back for evil reasons so they hired Carrie Fischers daughter who bears a similar resemblance to Boxxy, this girl's name Alicia Fischer and she is pretending to be Catie Wayne who is pretending to be the persona non grata of Boxxy who's actual name is Georgie May Jagger who yes did actually die in 2009, yes the daughter of Mick Jagger is Boxxy, the former Boxxy.
User avatar #581 - mrsnowballs (02/27/2015) [-]
Well that header is certainly an improvement over the "go away" one
User avatar #582 to #581 - hektoroftroy (02/27/2015) [-]
thanks dad
User avatar #557 - mrsnowballs (02/24/2015) [-]
Oh no
User avatar #558 to #557 - hektoroftroy (02/24/2015) [-]
not for months
User avatar #579 to #558 - mrsnowballs (02/24/2015) [-]
That's the only thing that keeps me calm these days. Knowing that someone, somewhere loves me. It's especially nice if it's a kewl guy like you
User avatar #559 to #558 - mrsnowballs (02/24/2015) [-]
Were you demodded for exposing gear boy? What was admins reasoning? I can't see his comments anymore
User avatar #560 to #559 - hektoroftroy (02/24/2015) [-]
yes. he thought because i did it on this account that i was using my mod status to witch hunt users, which is fair but not what happened.
oh well
User avatar #561 to #560 - mrsnowballs (02/24/2015) [-]
That's not fair Your mod status was completely irrelevant. You did it as a user not a mod. Such a shame too, you were one of my favorite mods. Will you never be able to become one again?
User avatar #562 to #561 - hektoroftroy (02/24/2015) [-]
direct quote "you will never be mod again"
but its cool, the mod system has gone to **** mostly i feel
User avatar #563 to #562 - mrsnowballs (02/24/2015) [-]
That's ******* harsh. How did you take it at the time?
User avatar #564 to #563 - hektoroftroy (02/24/2015) [-]
i was fine, just started a new job so i just focused on that, felt really bad for euc who got demodded because of it too and i blamed myself. Mostly just went through mod chat withdrawl for a week
User avatar #565 to #564 - mrsnowballs (02/24/2015) [-]
Why did the other guy get banned?
User avatar #566 to #565 - hektoroftroy (02/24/2015) [-]
got demodded because he had the first comment on the post with furthur evidence of tracing
User avatar #567 to #566 - mrsnowballs (02/24/2015) [-]
Why did admin dislike it so much? Did gear cried to him or? Is it against the rules to expose someone? I mean it's true that he was contributing "OC" to the site but still
User avatar #568 to #567 - hektoroftroy (02/24/2015) [-]
Basically it came down to me using my mod account to post it. Calling users out wasn't my job and it was similar to **** reddit was doing at the time i guess.
User avatar #569 to #568 - mrsnowballs (02/24/2015) [-]
So are mods not considered part of the community anymore? Can they no longer state their opinions? Like if any other user did it it would've been fine, but not you apparently
User avatar #570 to #569 - hektoroftroy (02/24/2015) [-]
Nah, the whole tone of the post was pretty ****** . I could've just called him out on his profile or PMed him.
User avatar #571 to #570 - mrsnowballs (02/24/2015) [-]
That's true. Btw what was up with you and sewall? He was pretty friendly as I remember.
User avatar #572 to #571 - hektoroftroy (02/24/2015) [-]
He was, in my unhumble opinion, a self absorbed user that clearly thought he was more important and cherished than he was. He always thought the mods were out to get him and would constantly make suggestions about improving the site that were terrible, and when told that, he just claimed we were hating just because it was him.
IDK ***** blocked me because he couldn't take me not kissing his ass 24/7
User avatar #573 to #572 - mrsnowballs (02/24/2015) [-]
Goddamn he was all friendly with me. I gues he either changed in the past couple of months or he just hides his true nature. Either way I know what to expect from him now
User avatar #574 to #573 - hektoroftroy (02/24/2015) [-]
Don't let my opinion of him change yours. If he's a cool guy toward you then he's probably a cool guy in general. I made a lot of enemies
User avatar #575 to #574 - mrsnowballs (02/24/2015) [-]
But how? You're such a ******* nice guy. How can you have enemies?
User avatar #578 to #575 - hektoroftroy (02/24/2015) [-]
But i still love you
User avatar #576 to #575 - hektoroftroy (02/24/2015) [-]
Haters gon' hate
User avatar #577 to #576 - mrsnowballs (02/24/2015) [-]
That's really ****** m8
User avatar #556 - mrsnowballs (02/24/2015) [-]
btw are you still a mod?
User avatar #550 - tanditsky (12/07/2014) [-]
Hey man, just wondering if you're still part of the community. It would be a shame for you not to be here anymore because of whatever reason, you always seemed like one of the nicest people on here so I've got to say it would be upsetting to think you don't consider yourself part of the site anymore. Anyway just thought I'd check, in a bit.

User avatar #551 to #550 - hektoroftroy (12/10/2014) [-]
Thanks man, but I'm not really a part of the site anymore. I log in every so often to see how things are, but there's just not much left for me here.
User avatar #552 to #551 - tanditsky (12/11/2014) [-]
That sucks to hear man, how come though? You didn't exactly commit a cardinal sin . ii say most people agree you didn't do much wrong
User avatar #553 to #552 - hektoroftroy (12/11/2014) [-]
Yeah but I think what I did was wrong. And I had stopped looking at content a long time ago, the only thing keeping me here was being a mod, and even before i got removed I was pretty frustrated with it and was considering leaving anyway.
User avatar #554 to #553 - tanditsky (12/12/2014) [-]
So you left because you were frustrated at the content mostly? How so?
User avatar #538 - churchofmagcargo (10/22/2014) [-]
in the eyes of fj you are destroyed
in the eyes of magcargo, you are forgiven
#548 to #538 - kenshirokisame (10/23/2014) [-]
But in the Eyes of Steve, you can see the world and all it's beauty.
#537 - romanlettuce (10/22/2014) [-]
r u a faggot mod mate? lost ur **** mate? 1v1 me
User avatar #524 - tranquilizer (10/22/2014) [-]
what happened?
#517 - anonymous (10/22/2014) [-]
It's seemed i missed out on quite the *********
would it be alright to ask what happened?
I'm just curious, it sounds like something semi serious happened.
User avatar #507 - phanact (10/22/2014) [-]
If it matters, I don't agree with the removal of you as a mod. I can see where admin is coming from but I think its a bit extreme. There were a lot of mods involved in the highest rated comments, and I'm sure the initial thumbs on those comments were made by the mods themselves, so I can see how its a witch hunt.

Sorry for the mess.
User avatar #549 to #507 - itsthetie (11/25/2014) [-]
And now I respect you even more, you're a stand up guy
User avatar #536 to #507 - freakyorange (10/22/2014) [-]
What exactly is going on here? Been curious since I saw admin's status update yesterday.
User avatar #544 to #536 - phanact (10/23/2014) [-]
he found out that gearboy traced **** idk
User avatar #545 to #544 - freakyorange (10/23/2014) [-]
oh. that? do we really care this much?
User avatar #546 to #545 - phanact (10/23/2014) [-]
idk i guess
User avatar #511 to #507 - hektoroftroy (10/22/2014) [-]
Thanks man but honestly its for the best.
The only thing I take issue with is ecalyctpus being removed. He literally did nothing wrong. I posted the content, and stickied his comment.
All he's guilty of is trying to help a buddy out.
User avatar #508 to #507 - witch (10/22/2014) [-]
If it is a witch you're hunting, you'll never catch me!
User avatar #504 - catpower (10/22/2014) [-]
hey hektor, I'm sorry to hear you got demodded
#503 - anonymous (10/22/2014) [-]
Gearboy paid you his comission money to keep quiet you fegit
User avatar #495 - reapermaster ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #491 - theflamingfire (10/22/2014) [-]
I wish mods where like you and would speak out against these users to bad you where demoted by something so retarded
User avatar #489 - weazr ONLINE (10/21/2014) [-]
:< <3
User avatar #487 - adunsaveme (10/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #486 - twishine ONLINE (10/21/2014) [-]
Sorry to hear about the demod thing.
User avatar #488 to #486 - hektoroftroy (10/21/2014) [-]
Not a big deal bro
User avatar #497 to #488 - sewallman (10/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #547 to #497 - Marker ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
holy **** you're a dick
#482 - tridaak ONLINE (10/21/2014) [-]
I dislike that you were demodded. Everyone's FW admin
I dislike that you were demodded. Everyone's FW admin
User avatar #501 to #482 - fell (10/22/2014) [-]
Not my face.
I really don't give a ****
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