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Gender: male
Age: 29
Consoles Owned: PC, PSP
Video Games Played: Mostly RTS and ARTS
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Interests: Vidya games
Date Signed Up:10/05/2012
Last Login:9/02/2014
Location:Philippines
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Comment Ranking:#1274
Highest Content Rank:#411
Highest Comment Rank:#681
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#31 - >smart as **** it's true tho, they're… 08/06/2014 on Cute and psycho 0
#38 - Your bastard child 08/04/2014 on Of relations -1
#82 - Brb ordering some. 08/01/2014 on Stuffed crust with hot dog 0
#32 - ahh well i was expecting more of 'art lessons' but this is helpful too  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2014 on heeveejeevees's profile 0
User avatar #34 - hikewne (07/31/2014) [-]
Ohhh.... Well, if I find something I will let you know
#56 - dump it on my profile if you'd like 07/31/2014 on How to draw with your... 0
#54 - tfw only can draw eyes. anyway, if you've more of the…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/31/2014 on How to draw with your... +69
#181 - mrbobert (07/31/2014) [-]
mfw
User avatar #93 - stripey (07/31/2014) [-]
damn those are some nice eyes though
User avatar #173 - arstya (07/31/2014) [-]
I'd ejaculate near those eyes.
User avatar #55 - hikewne (07/31/2014) [-]
Well, I have more lists if you are interested.
User avatar #56 - heeveejeevees (07/31/2014) [-]
dump it on my profile if you'd like
#107 - That's nice honey. 07/31/2014 on Schnizel goes on Omegle 0
#100 - It's balot and it's duck, not chicken. can't post pic…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/30/2014 on Schnizel goes on Omegle 0
User avatar #106 - captainrattrap (07/31/2014) [-]
You filipeniggers don't care much what you eat. If it's a chicken you'd fucking eat it.Shit, if it's a human fetus you'd probably eat it. You fuckers don't care. Another Filipino delicacy? Baby monkey. That's right, you eat your own children you sick island cannibals. I wish the Filipines had been raped and murdered, and stripped of it's culture like the Americas. Then maybe we wouldn't have so many of you ugly assholes coming on boats.

Yes, this is a rant, but FUCK you island monkeys.
User avatar #107 - heeveejeevees (07/31/2014) [-]
That's nice honey.
#36 - Then we would have German cars. GERMAN CARS Also, In … 07/30/2014 on Schnizel goes on Omegle +1
#34 - >implying wooden cock figurines aren't something to brag everywhere  [+] (2 new replies) 07/30/2014 on Schnizel goes on Omegle +3
User avatar #37 - overchill (07/30/2014) [-]
I go to college in a city where those woodcocks are everywhere and my dorm's common room has a wooden cock ashtray.
#108 - adrianaddyaids (08/03/2014) [-]
I know where you live.
#10 - Well to be honest, the Filipinos didn't actually faced the wra…  [+] (13 new replies) 07/30/2014 on Schnizel goes on Omegle +37
User avatar #31 - adrianaddyaids (07/30/2014) [-]
If Nazis reached Philippines, our lives would be different and we might not have that much Japanese cars on our roads.

Nonetheless, I'm happy it still happened though. Japanese invading us
User avatar #36 - heeveejeevees (07/30/2014) [-]
Then we would have German cars. GERMAN CARS

Also, In some other news, Japan is now slowly invading Philippines again.
User avatar #27 - overchill (07/30/2014) [-]
sounds about right.
but this country cares more about finding something to brag about everywhere
#34 - heeveejeevees (07/30/2014) [-]
>implying wooden cock figurines aren't something to brag everywhere
User avatar #37 - overchill (07/30/2014) [-]
I go to college in a city where those woodcocks are everywhere and my dorm's common room has a wooden cock ashtray.
#108 - adrianaddyaids (08/03/2014) [-]
I know where you live.
User avatar #13 - captainrattrap (07/30/2014) [-]
And don't forget half-formed chickens.
User avatar #39 - overchill (07/30/2014) [-]
you mean duck, right?
User avatar #81 - captainrattrap (07/30/2014) [-]
Every Filipenigger I know goes crazy about buluc, I don't think they give a fuck... if it's chicken or duck.
User avatar #105 - overchill (07/31/2014) [-]
never liked it tho
User avatar #100 - heeveejeevees (07/30/2014) [-]
It's balot and it's duck, not chicken.

can't post pic, might be banned for gore, but it's a local delicacy here. It's like cheetos here.
User avatar #106 - captainrattrap (07/31/2014) [-]
You filipeniggers don't care much what you eat. If it's a chicken you'd fucking eat it.Shit, if it's a human fetus you'd probably eat it. You fuckers don't care. Another Filipino delicacy? Baby monkey. That's right, you eat your own children you sick island cannibals. I wish the Filipines had been raped and murdered, and stripped of it's culture like the Americas. Then maybe we wouldn't have so many of you ugly assholes coming on boats.

Yes, this is a rant, but FUCK you island monkeys.
User avatar #107 - heeveejeevees (07/31/2014) [-]
That's nice honey.
#93 - >implying being sexy is not a sin  [+] (3 new replies) 07/29/2014 on Burn 0
#94 - karrotj (07/29/2014) [-]
no but if being a female teacher was a sin i would kill myself, fantasy lost and all that
#99 - synthane (07/29/2014) [-]
But what if it was a sexy succubus teacher?
#100 - karrotj (07/29/2014) [-]
fusion of two fetishes?! HELL YEAH
#78 - "I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/29/2014 on Burn 0
#89 - karrotj (07/29/2014) [-]
God i hope not, there are some sexy female teachers
User avatar #93 - heeveejeevees (07/29/2014) [-]
>implying being sexy is not a sin
#94 - karrotj (07/29/2014) [-]
no but if being a female teacher was a sin i would kill myself, fantasy lost and all that
#99 - synthane (07/29/2014) [-]
But what if it was a sexy succubus teacher?
#100 - karrotj (07/29/2014) [-]
fusion of two fetishes?! HELL YEAH
#15769 - tfw no longer be able to fit cuz my allowance got cut-off and … 07/29/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#24 - Oh thanks, I appre- Hey, that's not my name.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2014 on Camels +23
#25 - sigmundisdabest (07/29/2014) [-]
Goofd it agen
#20 - If Barack Obama = 10 Camels then I'm probably worth 1…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/29/2014 on Camels +37
User avatar #23 - sigmundisdabest (07/29/2014) [-]
You're worth one houndred thousang strong, sexy camels to me, Heeveeheevees
#24 - heeveejeevees (07/29/2014) [-]
Oh thanks, I appre-

Hey, that's not my name.
#25 - sigmundisdabest (07/29/2014) [-]
Goofd it agen
#21 - We used to do this in 4th grade. At first, it was jus…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2014 on The mastermind +2
#26 - thememegod (07/27/2014) [-]
The almight and glorious Hornet strikes again.
GG though those things are so easy to make me and my freinds would have wars in recess. Till one pussy got hurt and cried to a teacher and the rubber bands got taken away.
No niggerrigged mech pencil could possibly even compare to the pain a hornet could cause.
#50 - Philippines is just Asian Mexico 07/26/2014 on Where each state's largest... +1
#3 - Picture 07/22/2014 on ROCKET man 0
#2 - no ragrets  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2014 on ROCKET man 0
#3 - heeveejeevees (07/22/2014) [-]
#22 - filipino here confirmed. 07/22/2014 on My French Maid Nidalee Cosplay +5
#161 - Well inorder to have a school shooting, you need a school so.. 07/22/2014 on a real hero +2
#159 - nope  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2014 on a real hero +2
User avatar #160 - capslockrage (07/22/2014) [-]
It actually does, you fucking retard.
#161 - heeveejeevees (07/22/2014) [-]
Well inorder to have a school shooting, you need a school so..
#114 - doesn't happen in my country  [+] (4 new replies) 07/22/2014 on a real hero +3
User avatar #156 - capslockrage (07/22/2014) [-]
It actually does, you fucking retard.
#159 - heeveejeevees (07/22/2014) [-]
nope
User avatar #160 - capslockrage (07/22/2014) [-]
It actually does, you fucking retard.
#161 - heeveejeevees (07/22/2014) [-]
Well inorder to have a school shooting, you need a school so..
#518 - **heeveejeevees rolls 12,899** Shaniqua 07/21/2014 on Wife is in labor 0
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#38 - tridaak ONLINE (18 hours ago) [-]
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#39 to #38 - heeveejeevees (11 hours ago) [-]
WHAT MORTAL IS STUPID ENOUGH TO ENTER MY SANCTUARY.
WHAT MORTAL IS STUPID ENOUGH TO ENTER MY SANCTUARY.
#40 to #39 - tridaak ONLINE (9 hours ago) [-]
Me?
User avatar #36 - tehubernation (08/30/2014) [-]
You seem agitated.
User avatar #37 to #36 - heeveejeevees (08/31/2014) [-]
can i help you?
User avatar #32 to #26 - heeveejeevees (07/31/2014) [-]
ahh well i was expecting more of 'art lessons' but this is helpful too
User avatar #34 to #32 - hikewne (07/31/2014) [-]
Ohhh.... Well, if I find something I will let you know
#31 to #26 - hikewne (07/31/2014) [-]
This is pretty useful if you just eat something from your fridge and wonder why your stomach hurts
User avatar #24 to #23 - heeveejeevees (06/23/2014) [-]
muh bread finally arrived
User avatar #13 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
i found a worm hole
should i jump in it?
User avatar #14 to #13 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
if you're able to keep your sanity up go for it. exploring is fun and you need to find a good spot to camp.
User avatar #15 to #14 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
well about 200 bees just killed me so i gotta start another new game
User avatar #16 to #15 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
Ha. thats what you get for stealing a hive. Don't do anything to hives yet if you don't have the bee hat.
User avatar #17 to #16 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
It was very dark so i burned down all of the trees
the trees were pretty pissed and started to kill me
User avatar #18 to #17 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
pretty much everything that moves is trying to kill you.
#19 to #18 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
this is going to be fun
#20 to #19 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
build something like this
#21 to #20 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
maybe :3
So what is this thing i found?
User avatar #22 to #21 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
That's one of those recent patch. I still dunno what that does but I heard it'll make you resurrect there when you die.
User avatar #11 - schatgraver (02/13/2013) [-]
hey, you only have like 10 items, that just too little, sorry!
User avatar #12 to #11 - heeveejeevees (02/13/2013) [-]
okay np :)
User avatar #2 - kamisamamema (10/31/2012) [-]
you're cute
#3 to #2 - heeveejeevees (10/31/2012) [-]
well this is the first

thanks, you too

like i saw you already
User avatar #4 to #3 - kamisamamema (10/31/2012) [-]
i would so fap to that yellow face
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