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Gender: male
Age: 29
Consoles Owned: PC, PSP
Video Games Played: Mostly RTS and ARTS
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Interests: Vidya games
Date Signed Up:10/05/2012
Last Login:10/02/2014
Location:Philippines
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Content Ranking:#2101
Comment Ranking:#1038
Highest Content Rank:#411
Highest Comment Rank:#681
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Comment Thumbs: 10072 total,  10805 ,  733
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Level 285 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 286 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
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Times Content Favorited:1890 times
Total Comments Made:2224
FJ Points:19588
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#120 - I tend to eat most when I'm depress. And I'm actually…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2014 on Torture for us all 0
User avatar #140 - leglesslegolegolas (03/08/2014) [-]
Just go on the Subway diet, and hope your chin doesn't look like a vagina.
#1193 - why haven't we made out yet admin? 03/08/2014 on Want a personal... 0
#856088 - as you wish master, what shall i call myself?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/08/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #856091 - ferrettamer (03/08/2014) [-]
idk, bob or something
User avatar #856167 - awesomerninjathing (03/08/2014) [-]
fucking fantastic name
User avatar #856291 - ferrettamer (03/08/2014) [-]
Thanks
#856027 - dubs decide on how should i play my fallout 3 character. …  [+] (12 new replies) 03/08/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #856065 - ferrettamer (03/08/2014) [-]
**ferrettamer rolls 66**
User avatar #856067 - ferrettamer (03/08/2014) [-]
I wasn't prepared for this.

Play as an alien, high int, low str and char. Energy weapons as soon as you can. Despise all humans. Find your people (assuming you have the DLC) as soon as you can
User avatar #856088 - heeveejeevees (03/08/2014) [-]
as you wish master, what shall i call myself?
User avatar #856091 - ferrettamer (03/08/2014) [-]
idk, bob or something
User avatar #856167 - awesomerninjathing (03/08/2014) [-]
fucking fantastic name
User avatar #856291 - ferrettamer (03/08/2014) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #856068 - ferrettamer (03/08/2014) [-]
And dress in a spacesuit
User avatar #856054 - Gonnafly (03/08/2014) [-]
**Gonnafly rolls 03** int and charm only, never fight, never pick anything up that isn't quest related
User avatar #856049 - hirollin (03/08/2014) [-]
**hirollin rolls 20**
you can only backstab things or use a bb gun.
User avatar #856033 - dajokaman (03/08/2014) [-]
**dajokaman rolls 95**
User avatar #856029 - burningdash (03/08/2014) [-]
**burningdash rolls 56**

no int... massive str and big guns
#856028 - mr skeltal (03/08/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 81** lowest strength, use only melee to fight enemies
#3 - You mean you don't order toilet paper off amazon?  [+] (6 new replies) 03/07/2014 on passive agressive +29
#9 - iamlying (03/07/2014) [-]
It's cheaper, I can get it in bulk and I don't have to go outside.
User avatar #6 - beezox (03/07/2014) [-]
i only preorder my toilet paper, it says i will get an extra tissue and a map pack, im so excited.
User avatar #4 - RamboTrucker (03/07/2014) [-]
I did when i was in Afghanistan, sure. but now that I'm home I can drive 5 minutes down the road and pick up as much as my car can carry.
User avatar #7 - techjoker (03/07/2014) [-]
Maybe he's from Afghanistan.
User avatar #37 - RamboTrucker (03/08/2014) [-]
well if he was local i have a feeling this sign would be in arabic or some dialect. if he's a soldier, i've been to pretty much every major FOB in the country, never saw an elevator.
User avatar #5 - Tusura (03/07/2014) [-]
I don't have a car. The nearest store is a 15 minute drive. (2 hours walking round trip plus shopping time)

I order food, toiletries, entertainment, basically anything I want, straight from the internet.
It gets shipped to my door for a very small fee as I'm a repeat customer. (About the price of gas on the average day)

All in all, it works for me, and I don't have to go anywhere.
#105 - wait, no one actually heard of McSpaghetti outside PH? 03/05/2014 on WTF Fun Facts Comp Vol. 4... 0
#345 - mfw description admin is god, admin is life  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2014 on Knock knock, it's delivery +2
User avatar #355 - hopporto (03/02/2014) [-]
The best part about this gif is that i know the song playing in the video, and it's im so fresh you can suck my nuts.
#161 - +1 for replying 03/02/2014 on Wat? 0
#1 - "Don't look at me ma, don't look at your boy" 03/01/2014 on [RE-EVALUATES LIFE DECISIONS] +1
#99 - jokexplain 's biggest challenges are these comics  [+] (2 new replies) 03/01/2014 on Wat? +3
User avatar #159 - jokexplain (03/01/2014) [-]
I explain punchlines.
there is something ineffable about why these comics stump you the way they do, but it's extremely subjective. not my job
User avatar #161 - heeveejeevees (03/02/2014) [-]
+1 for replying
#22 - Comment deleted 02/28/2014 on My first acid trip starring... 0
#517 - dont worry about personally, i sure m'lady will be fine with m… 02/28/2014 on Friendzoned 0
#500 - I wish I can impress girls with my buttocks  [+] (4 new replies) 02/28/2014 on Friendzoned 0
#511 - nebuelaeus (02/28/2014) [-]
Granted, your buttocks will impress a psycho bitch who will then hunt you down and "collect it"
User avatar #510 - gidmp (02/28/2014) [-]
granted, but that girl is more into personality.
User avatar #517 - heeveejeevees (02/28/2014) [-]
dont worry about personally, i sure m'lady will be fine with me

*tips*
User avatar #507 - kanatana (02/28/2014) [-]
Granted; you impress them with your buttocks, but every time you do, you emit gasses of horrible quality, and make them never want to see you again.
#849034 - that maybe the case, but still im going to try it for myself. … 02/28/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#177 - **heeveejeevees rolled a random image posted in comment #654… 02/27/2014 on SAW FJ 0
#104 - batman's motto 02/27/2014 on Batman Is Best Super Hero 0
#848203 - thanks, i'll give you a heads up if it's really worth it or not.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/27/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #848595 - voltkills (02/27/2014) [-]
ive played it, its not.
User avatar #849034 - heeveejeevees (02/28/2014) [-]
that maybe the case, but still im going to try it for myself.

I never really judge games base on what people think of it and I don't expect much.
#847713 - soooooooo this happened  [+] (12 new replies) 02/26/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #847893 - voltkills (02/26/2014) [-]
enjoy not having any fun at all
User avatar #848203 - heeveejeevees (02/27/2014) [-]
thanks, i'll give you a heads up if it's really worth it or not.
User avatar #848595 - voltkills (02/27/2014) [-]
ive played it, its not.
User avatar #849034 - heeveejeevees (02/28/2014) [-]
that maybe the case, but still im going to try it for myself.

I never really judge games base on what people think of it and I don't expect much.
#847772 - mr skeltal (02/26/2014) [-]
I hope you like grinding!
User avatar #847715 - alstorp (02/26/2014) [-]
Have fun not having fun.
User avatar #847718 - sannukas (02/26/2014) [-]
But it is fun, atleast i had fun when i was playing it.
User avatar #847721 - alstorp (02/26/2014) [-]
Yeah I don't actually know. Never played it, just heard it was terrible.
User avatar #847761 - sonnyboii (02/26/2014) [-]
Its mostly terribly because people expect it to be Skyrim online
User avatar #847788 - internetscaresme (02/26/2014) [-]
I feel it's terrible because it's like an average MMO.
User avatar #847755 - bananarchy (02/26/2014) [-]
VGB in a nutshell
User avatar #847714 - godshandshake (02/26/2014) [-]
get your monkey
#63 - Picture 02/25/2014 on Rooty tooty pointy shooty +13
#8 - >be me >horny, gonna get me some lovin' >go t…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/24/2014 on Ass effect +113
User avatar #72 - lieutenantderp (02/24/2014) [-]
Why didn't you just stop?
User avatar #88 - rockamekishiko (02/24/2014) [-]
that'sthejoke.jpeg
User avatar #66 - imaschizo (02/24/2014) [-]
>Accidentally clicks on gay porn video
>Still watches 45 minutes of it
#56 - kiboz (02/24/2014) [-]
Expected, still exhaled a bit faster than usual. thumb for you.
User avatar #14 - sirkanesixtytwo (02/24/2014) [-]
9999999/10 I think my heart just stopped.
#55 - newdevyx (02/24/2014) [-]
did you just-
User avatar #109 - sirkanesixtytwo (02/24/2014) [-]
This hole site iz on drugz i swear.
#9 - skullball (02/24/2014) [-]
#6 - wet underage boy pummeled down hard 02/24/2014 on incoming +2
#21 - My friends and I used to do this in highschool not because it … 02/23/2014 on Hated that kid +11
#19 - or perhaps a pig looks like a sheep  [+] (2 new replies) 02/23/2014 on Some variation for New... +2
User avatar #20 - millennial (02/23/2014) [-]
It's possible just a pig that looks like a sheep.
User avatar #22 - hashoman (02/23/2014) [-]
i think iit may just be a pig that looks like a sheep?
#3 - how not to hide a dead body  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2014 on He did not want to move +9
#5 - professionalidiot (02/22/2014) [-]
What dead body?
#20 - Xiaolin Showdown A.K.A. the first benders. 02/21/2014 on Xiaolin Show(d)OWNED +79
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#38 - tridaak (09/02/2014) [-]
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#39 to #38 - heeveejeevees (09/02/2014) [-]
WHAT MORTAL IS STUPID ENOUGH TO ENTER MY SANCTUARY.
WHAT MORTAL IS STUPID ENOUGH TO ENTER MY SANCTUARY.
User avatar #36 - tehubernation (08/30/2014) [-]
You seem agitated.
User avatar #37 to #36 - heeveejeevees (08/31/2014) [-]
can i help you?
User avatar #32 to #26 - heeveejeevees (07/31/2014) [-]
ahh well i was expecting more of 'art lessons' but this is helpful too
User avatar #34 to #32 - hikewne (07/31/2014) [-]
Ohhh.... Well, if I find something I will let you know
#31 to #26 - hikewne (07/31/2014) [-]
This is pretty useful if you just eat something from your fridge and wonder why your stomach hurts
User avatar #24 to #23 - heeveejeevees (06/23/2014) [-]
muh bread finally arrived
User avatar #13 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
i found a worm hole
should i jump in it?
User avatar #14 to #13 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
if you're able to keep your sanity up go for it. exploring is fun and you need to find a good spot to camp.
User avatar #15 to #14 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
well about 200 bees just killed me so i gotta start another new game
User avatar #16 to #15 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
Ha. thats what you get for stealing a hive. Don't do anything to hives yet if you don't have the bee hat.
User avatar #17 to #16 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
It was very dark so i burned down all of the trees
the trees were pretty pissed and started to kill me
User avatar #18 to #17 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
pretty much everything that moves is trying to kill you.
#19 to #18 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
this is going to be fun
#20 to #19 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
build something like this
#21 to #20 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
maybe :3
So what is this thing i found?
User avatar #22 to #21 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
That's one of those recent patch. I still dunno what that does but I heard it'll make you resurrect there when you die.
User avatar #11 - schatgraver (02/13/2013) [-]
hey, you only have like 10 items, that just too little, sorry!
User avatar #12 to #11 - heeveejeevees (02/13/2013) [-]
okay np :)
User avatar #2 - kamisamamema (10/31/2012) [-]
you're cute
#3 to #2 - heeveejeevees (10/31/2012) [-]
well this is the first

thanks, you too

like i saw you already
User avatar #4 to #3 - kamisamamema (10/31/2012) [-]
i would so fap to that yellow face
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