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Age: 29
Consoles Owned: PC, PSP
Video Games Played: Mostly RTS and ARTS
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Interests: Vidya games
Date Signed Up:10/05/2012
Last Login:9/20/2014
Location:Philippines
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Comment Ranking:#983
Highest Content Rank:#411
Highest Comment Rank:#681
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#862832 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 03/16/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #862833 - noobnage (03/16/2014) [-]
wow that game still lives?
User avatar #862834 - heeveejeevees (03/16/2014) [-]
idk, i recently got it and it's better than most games i played.
#862819 - >be playing KAG >no nearby servers, have to go find …  [+] (17 new replies) 03/16/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#862840 - huntergriff (03/16/2014) [-]
>Playing GTA Online
>Friend in the party joins and wants me to pick him up
>He's in sandy shores and i'm in los santos.
>Decide to pick up a titan
>Like 3 different people get into my titan and i take off, flying to SS
>meanwhile in SS, a clan/crew/whatever ended up going near my friend who is at the SS airfield.
>Unbeknownst to me, my friend's in game chat talking to these people
>As i'm coming in for a landing, Some asshole at the end of the thing shoots the wing off and things get gay from there
>MFW I crashed a fucking titan into a shit ton of adders, including my friend's, and killing everyone there
>MFW I had to pay a shit ton of money
>MFW I was put in a bad sport lobby filled with glitchers, modders, etc.
User avatar #862848 - heeveejeevees (03/16/2014) [-]
is it permanent tho?
User avatar #862851 - huntergriff (03/16/2014) [-]
hell, you can even be permabanned for having an emblem not created with the rockstar emblem creator.

Like say if i wanted a lightsaber as my emblem. i could be banned for having it.
User avatar #862850 - huntergriff (03/16/2014) [-]
it's not, but it can be. people in bad sport lobbies tend to be raging fags. they'll report you for anything and in some cases can get you banned permanently.
User avatar #862820 - noobnage (03/16/2014) [-]
whats a KAG
User avatar #862832 - heeveejeevees (03/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #862833 - noobnage (03/16/2014) [-]
wow that game still lives?
User avatar #862834 - heeveejeevees (03/16/2014) [-]
idk, i recently got it and it's better than most games i played.
User avatar #862824 - adunsaveme (03/16/2014) [-]
KmonsterAhunterGsucks
User avatar #862825 - noobnage (03/16/2014) [-]
get out of my face before i whip out the water bottle
User avatar #862826 - adunsaveme (03/16/2014) [-]
remember to unequip your shitty bone gear first
User avatar #862827 - noobnage (03/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #862837 - tentaquil (03/16/2014) [-]
lol scrub
User avatar #862838 - noobnage (03/16/2014) [-]
go back to your falling titans m8
User avatar #862841 - adunsaveme (03/16/2014) [-]
go back to ur shit bone armour m8
User avatar #862845 - noobnage (03/16/2014) [-]
go back to ur room
User avatar #862847 - adunsaveme (03/16/2014) [-]
im already in my room m8.5
#49 - It's funny cause here in Asia (well, where I'm from precisely)…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2014 on Only Japan understands true... +3
User avatar #54 - luqmanr (03/15/2014) [-]
wait, white people aren't actually all look the same?
i'm sorry, it was a joke, don't hurt me white people, please...
#19 - Studies find that you're more related to your grandparents tha… 03/13/2014 on 2/10 troll harder +1
#25 - Guy's from lowcostcosplay in facebook not sure if it'… 03/13/2014 on who is this guy?? +3
#50480 - cuz all my models were Asian. and I'm Asian.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2014 on Drawing & Art - drawing... 0
User avatar #50481 - playercz (03/12/2014) [-]
ok,sorry :/
#50473 - Picture 03/12/2014 on Drawing & Art - drawing... +1
#50472 - Picture 03/12/2014 on Drawing & Art - drawing... +1
#50471 - Picture 03/12/2014 on Drawing & Art - drawing... +1
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#50468 - Picture 03/12/2014 on Drawing & Art - drawing... +1
#50467 - contributing  [+] (8 new replies) 03/12/2014 on Drawing & Art - drawing... +1
User avatar #50479 - playercz (03/12/2014) [-]
why so asian
User avatar #50480 - heeveejeevees (03/12/2014) [-]
cuz all my models were Asian.

and I'm Asian.
User avatar #50481 - playercz (03/12/2014) [-]
ok,sorry :/
#50473 - heeveejeevees (03/12/2014) [-]
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#50468 - heeveejeevees (03/12/2014) [-]
#175 - B assuming animals have their own languages, I can no… 03/10/2014 on Choose One +1
#857333 - butbutbutbut the eyelander wielding-shield charging d… 03/09/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#8 - Did someone say farmed and dangerous?  [+] (4 new replies) 03/09/2014 on Nasus at it again +8
#20 - spleed (03/09/2014) [-]
TAKE A KNEE, PEASANTS.
#17 - duvu (03/09/2014) [-]
CK > all
#15 - bookieblaster (03/09/2014) [-]
u wot m8, ill timelock yer head in I swear on me mum
#10 - kevkov (03/09/2014) [-]
farming you say ?
#11 - ads never bothered me anyway. 03/09/2014 on horror movie ads 0
#68 - then i'll press it once every second  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2014 on oh! the pression! 0
User avatar #151 - shadowstepone (03/09/2014) [-]
no, i mean what if they kick you out/destroy the button after one press?
#857198 - Do people still here plays tf2? I'd like some i…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/09/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #857315 - ScottP (03/09/2014) [-]
The starting weapons are good enough
User avatar #857333 - heeveejeevees (03/09/2014) [-]
butbutbutbut

the eyelander wielding-shield charging demoknights are so freking cool

the only server i play is degroot keep.
User avatar #857207 - zelik (03/09/2014) [-]
you shoot the gun to make the bullet go fast n kill people
User avatar #857214 - coltari (03/09/2014) [-]
clicky shooty
#9 - i don't. cuz u know, support admin and stuff  [+] (2 new replies) 03/09/2014 on horror movie ads 0
User avatar #10 - kirkbot (03/09/2014) [-]
use adblock
set FJ on whitelist
User avatar #11 - heeveejeevees (03/09/2014) [-]
ads never bothered me anyway.
#18 - pls if you have any more to share, msg me pls  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2014 on every drawing book ever +2
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#120 - I tend to eat most when I'm depress. And I'm actually…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2014 on Torture for us all 0
User avatar #140 - leglesslegolegolas (03/08/2014) [-]
Just go on the Subway diet, and hope your chin doesn't look like a vagina.
#1193 - why haven't we made out yet admin? 03/08/2014 on Want a personal... 0
#856088 - as you wish master, what shall i call myself?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/08/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #856091 - ferrettamer (03/08/2014) [-]
idk, bob or something
User avatar #856167 - awesomerninjathing (03/08/2014) [-]
fucking fantastic name
User avatar #856291 - ferrettamer (03/08/2014) [-]
Thanks
#856027 - dubs decide on how should i play my fallout 3 character. …  [+] (12 new replies) 03/08/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #856065 - ferrettamer (03/08/2014) [-]
**ferrettamer rolls 66**
User avatar #856067 - ferrettamer (03/08/2014) [-]
I wasn't prepared for this.

Play as an alien, high int, low str and char. Energy weapons as soon as you can. Despise all humans. Find your people (assuming you have the DLC) as soon as you can
User avatar #856088 - heeveejeevees (03/08/2014) [-]
as you wish master, what shall i call myself?
User avatar #856091 - ferrettamer (03/08/2014) [-]
idk, bob or something
User avatar #856167 - awesomerninjathing (03/08/2014) [-]
fucking fantastic name
User avatar #856291 - ferrettamer (03/08/2014) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #856068 - ferrettamer (03/08/2014) [-]
And dress in a spacesuit
User avatar #856054 - Gonnafly (03/08/2014) [-]
**Gonnafly rolls 03** int and charm only, never fight, never pick anything up that isn't quest related
User avatar #856049 - hirollin (03/08/2014) [-]
**hirollin rolls 20**
you can only backstab things or use a bb gun.
User avatar #856033 - dajokaman (03/08/2014) [-]
**dajokaman rolls 95**
User avatar #856029 - burningdash (03/08/2014) [-]
**burningdash rolls 56**

no int... massive str and big guns
#856028 - anonymous (03/08/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 81** lowest strength, use only melee to fight enemies
#3 - You mean you don't order toilet paper off amazon?  [+] (6 new replies) 03/07/2014 on passive agressive +29
#9 - iamlying (03/07/2014) [-]
It's cheaper, I can get it in bulk and I don't have to go outside.
User avatar #6 - beezox (03/07/2014) [-]
i only preorder my toilet paper, it says i will get an extra tissue and a map pack, im so excited.
User avatar #4 - RamboTrucker (03/07/2014) [-]
I did when i was in Afghanistan, sure. but now that I'm home I can drive 5 minutes down the road and pick up as much as my car can carry.
User avatar #7 - techjoker (03/07/2014) [-]
Maybe he's from Afghanistan.
User avatar #37 - RamboTrucker (03/08/2014) [-]
well if he was local i have a feeling this sign would be in arabic or some dialect. if he's a soldier, i've been to pretty much every major FOB in the country, never saw an elevator.
User avatar #5 - Tusura (03/07/2014) [-]
I don't have a car. The nearest store is a 15 minute drive. (2 hours walking round trip plus shopping time)

I order food, toiletries, entertainment, basically anything I want, straight from the internet.
It gets shipped to my door for a very small fee as I'm a repeat customer. (About the price of gas on the average day)

All in all, it works for me, and I don't have to go anywhere.
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#38 - tridaak ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
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#39 to #38 - heeveejeevees (09/02/2014) [-]
WHAT MORTAL IS STUPID ENOUGH TO ENTER MY SANCTUARY.
WHAT MORTAL IS STUPID ENOUGH TO ENTER MY SANCTUARY.
#40 to #39 - tridaak ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
Me?
User avatar #36 - tehubernation (08/30/2014) [-]
You seem agitated.
User avatar #37 to #36 - heeveejeevees (08/31/2014) [-]
can i help you?
User avatar #32 to #26 - heeveejeevees (07/31/2014) [-]
ahh well i was expecting more of 'art lessons' but this is helpful too
User avatar #34 to #32 - hikewne (07/31/2014) [-]
Ohhh.... Well, if I find something I will let you know
#31 to #26 - hikewne (07/31/2014) [-]
This is pretty useful if you just eat something from your fridge and wonder why your stomach hurts
User avatar #24 to #23 - heeveejeevees (06/23/2014) [-]
muh bread finally arrived
User avatar #13 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
i found a worm hole
should i jump in it?
User avatar #14 to #13 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
if you're able to keep your sanity up go for it. exploring is fun and you need to find a good spot to camp.
User avatar #15 to #14 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
well about 200 bees just killed me so i gotta start another new game
User avatar #16 to #15 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
Ha. thats what you get for stealing a hive. Don't do anything to hives yet if you don't have the bee hat.
User avatar #17 to #16 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
It was very dark so i burned down all of the trees
the trees were pretty pissed and started to kill me
User avatar #18 to #17 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
pretty much everything that moves is trying to kill you.
#19 to #18 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
this is going to be fun
#20 to #19 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
build something like this
#21 to #20 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
maybe :3
So what is this thing i found?
User avatar #22 to #21 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
That's one of those recent patch. I still dunno what that does but I heard it'll make you resurrect there when you die.
User avatar #11 - schatgraver (02/13/2013) [-]
hey, you only have like 10 items, that just too little, sorry!
User avatar #12 to #11 - heeveejeevees (02/13/2013) [-]
okay np :)
User avatar #2 - kamisamamema (10/31/2012) [-]
you're cute
#3 to #2 - heeveejeevees (10/31/2012) [-]
well this is the first

thanks, you too

like i saw you already
User avatar #4 to #3 - kamisamamema (10/31/2012) [-]
i would so fap to that yellow face
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