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Gender: male
Age: 29
Consoles Owned: PC, PSP
Video Games Played: Mostly RTS and ARTS
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Interests: Vidya games
Date Signed Up:10/05/2012
Last Login:9/30/2014
Location:Philippines
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#111392 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/08/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #111394 - kaisakuenkou (05/08/2014) [-]
this is so 90s
User avatar #111395 - heeveejeevees (05/08/2014) [-]
well this was recorded 14 years ago, so yeah.
#82 - now i can brag this to my real friends.. oh wait, i d… 05/07/2014 on what a glorious day +1
#25 - he never adds me tho  [+] (4 new replies) 05/06/2014 on what a glorious day +1
#80 - mudkipfucker (05/06/2014) [-]
#82 - heeveejeevees (05/07/2014) [-]
now i can brag this to my real friends..

oh wait, i don't have
User avatar #34 - velho (05/06/2014) [-]
Haha, Tho is annoyed once again.
And again
User avatar #29 - redbrutal (05/06/2014) [-]
Meh, he added me almost instantly, just go talk to him
#49 - This is the point where he can't even admit he's a complete retard. 05/04/2014 on Admin's Magic Helicoptor +5
#122 - **heeveejeevees rolled image ** I only hate horror games wh… 05/04/2014 on Thou art a lily livered... 0
#49 - >implying this was originally posted 2014 >implying …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2014 on IT DEP 0
#50 - spanishninja (05/03/2014) [-]
>implying windows7 exists since 2009 and that kind of jokes are shit old
>implying "people with zero tech knowledge" as you said wont fall for a "delSys32" ruse
>implying your grandma cant google how to turn the tv on.
>implying newfags know how to imply
>implying the answer to all of this mess isnt 42.
#47 - Well, have you ever tried Googling a problem and found the exa…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/03/2014 on IT DEP +3
#48 - spanishninja (05/03/2014) [-]
>2014
>looking for a tech in an answers board
>not expecting at least a "google it"
>not expecting a "delete sys32" in the worst case

pic related, probably the worst of the scenarios of a person looking for a vet online.
#49 - heeveejeevees (05/03/2014) [-]
>implying this was originally posted 2014
>implying no one does
>yep pretty much all of them
>implying no one still falls for this

#50 - spanishninja (05/03/2014) [-]
>implying windows7 exists since 2009 and that kind of jokes are shit old
>implying "people with zero tech knowledge" as you said wont fall for a "delSys32" ruse
>implying your grandma cant google how to turn the tv on.
>implying newfags know how to imply
>implying the answer to all of this mess isnt 42.
#45 - As I said, people aren't really technological advance as you a…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/03/2014 on IT DEP +10
#46 - spanishninja (05/03/2014) [-]
how you end in an online answers page without knowing how to even google shit?
i mean i a lot hard to make an account and to post a comment in a board than just googling the question.
also, people with zero knowledge in tech matters tend just to hire a technician to do their stuff.
#57 - mr skeltal (05/03/2014) [-]
First, if you can't even figure out how to look up something on google, you shouldn't even be allowed to touch a computer unless you're a little kid who's never used one before, seriously you just type google.com in the address bar and type in key words that will be in whatever you're looking up and click "search". Second, you really have no excuse for being technologically challenged, they had us start using PCs in the first grade when they made a point of taking us to the computer lab every day. If you don't know how to operate a computer, all you have to do is sit down and start fucking around with it and it doesn't take long to figure it out.
User avatar #58 - spanishninja (05/03/2014) [-]
exactly my point, nowadays even the adress bar is assosiated to one search engine so you dont even have to look up for google.
User avatar #47 - heeveejeevees (05/03/2014) [-]
Well, have you ever tried Googling a problem and found the exact same problem and leads you to a thread, but when you click it, the first answer would be "google it."

Well, basically, this content is about a person with zero knowledge in tech matters and asked a technician to help him.
#48 - spanishninja (05/03/2014) [-]
>2014
>looking for a tech in an answers board
>not expecting at least a "google it"
>not expecting a "delete sys32" in the worst case

pic related, probably the worst of the scenarios of a person looking for a vet online.
#49 - heeveejeevees (05/03/2014) [-]
>implying this was originally posted 2014
>implying no one does
>yep pretty much all of them
>implying no one still falls for this

#50 - spanishninja (05/03/2014) [-]
>implying windows7 exists since 2009 and that kind of jokes are shit old
>implying "people with zero tech knowledge" as you said wont fall for a "delSys32" ruse
>implying your grandma cant google how to turn the tv on.
>implying newfags know how to imply
>implying the answer to all of this mess isnt 42.
#33 - yea you know, basic human thing 05/03/2014 on IT DEP +4
#22 - Well instead of mocking them, why don't you try to help them? …  [+] (13 new replies) 05/03/2014 on IT DEP +75
#59 - cannibalvegan (05/03/2014) [-]
I agree, sure, I'm awesome with computers and I fix all my computer problems myself so it would be easy for me to mock this person, but if I asked the same person about a car I would look completely retarded to them.

Me: "So what's the problem with the car? Is the petroleum fan broken or just overheated..?

TFW.
User avatar #42 - spanishninja (05/03/2014) [-]
then how hard is to google the question and follow the tutorials?
some people think they are special enough to make others do the stuff for them. and most people hate that, thats how yaahoo anwers work.
#45 - heeveejeevees (05/03/2014) [-]
As I said, people aren't really technological advance as you are, they probably didn't know Google existed. I have a grandma who doesn't even know how to turn the T.V. on, and If she asked me how, what should I say? "Go google it hag."?. Nope, I showed her how and I wasn't being a dick about it. Ever since, she doesn't bother me anymore about the telly.
#46 - spanishninja (05/03/2014) [-]
how you end in an online answers page without knowing how to even google shit?
i mean i a lot hard to make an account and to post a comment in a board than just googling the question.
also, people with zero knowledge in tech matters tend just to hire a technician to do their stuff.
#57 - mr skeltal (05/03/2014) [-]
First, if you can't even figure out how to look up something on google, you shouldn't even be allowed to touch a computer unless you're a little kid who's never used one before, seriously you just type google.com in the address bar and type in key words that will be in whatever you're looking up and click "search". Second, you really have no excuse for being technologically challenged, they had us start using PCs in the first grade when they made a point of taking us to the computer lab every day. If you don't know how to operate a computer, all you have to do is sit down and start fucking around with it and it doesn't take long to figure it out.
User avatar #58 - spanishninja (05/03/2014) [-]
exactly my point, nowadays even the adress bar is assosiated to one search engine so you dont even have to look up for google.
User avatar #47 - heeveejeevees (05/03/2014) [-]
Well, have you ever tried Googling a problem and found the exact same problem and leads you to a thread, but when you click it, the first answer would be "google it."

Well, basically, this content is about a person with zero knowledge in tech matters and asked a technician to help him.
#48 - spanishninja (05/03/2014) [-]
>2014
>looking for a tech in an answers board
>not expecting at least a "google it"
>not expecting a "delete sys32" in the worst case

pic related, probably the worst of the scenarios of a person looking for a vet online.
#49 - heeveejeevees (05/03/2014) [-]
>implying this was originally posted 2014
>implying no one does
>yep pretty much all of them
>implying no one still falls for this

#50 - spanishninja (05/03/2014) [-]
>implying windows7 exists since 2009 and that kind of jokes are shit old
>implying "people with zero tech knowledge" as you said wont fall for a "delSys32" ruse
>implying your grandma cant google how to turn the tv on.
>implying newfags know how to imply
>implying the answer to all of this mess isnt 42.
#38 - swagbot (05/03/2014) [-]
(that was so bad it deserves a little bit of mockery regardless)
User avatar #30 - subtlepluss (05/03/2014) [-]
Actually that's pretty sound logic...
User avatar #33 - heeveejeevees (05/03/2014) [-]
yea you know, basic human thing
#102 - I have a hard time speaking to girls because I grew up in a pr…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2014 on An idea bathes in sunlight. 0
User avatar #106 - zaiopeperse (05/02/2014) [-]
I feel for ya son, While my situation isn't too similar to yours, it also isn't too far off. I grew up in a co-ed school but the other guys there would always tell me how all the girls around were way out of my league and eventually I just stopped trying to speak with them.

Also, fuck the friendzone is basically the message of the song =)
#98 - That's why I never really get into girls. Cuz i…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/02/2014 on An idea bathes in sunlight. +3
User avatar #99 - zaiopeperse (05/02/2014) [-]
FRIENDZONE SONG Here, have this. It's what motivated me to get out there and talk with chicks. I'm fat and ugly too but most girls see past it if they see something interesting in you
#102 - heeveejeevees (05/02/2014) [-]
I have a hard time speaking to girls because I grew up in a private school for boys (pic related) , to be honest I even questioned my sexually before. Now I was recently introduce into talking to girls like a captive lion being shown to it's new habitat or some shit. I wasn't fat and ugly before, I was just ugly.

And oh, Fuck the friendzone, I never label anything on my relationship.
User avatar #106 - zaiopeperse (05/02/2014) [-]
I feel for ya son, While my situation isn't too similar to yours, it also isn't too far off. I grew up in a co-ed school but the other guys there would always tell me how all the girls around were way out of my league and eventually I just stopped trying to speak with them.

Also, fuck the friendzone is basically the message of the song =)
#156 - wait alchemicfreak is alive? 05/02/2014 on a sticky situation 0
#146 - Picture 05/02/2014 on Shounen Storytelling +1
#80 - And I would have gotten away with it if it ain't for you meddl… 05/02/2014 on Random Fact Comp. 15 +1
#78 - There's also a word called 'tangina' which you c…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/02/2014 on Random Fact Comp. 15 +1
#79 - FutaCow (05/02/2014) [-]
Hold on a ding-dong dangly minute there partner

I'm a filipino and 'tangina' is translated as motherfucker

Yes, I kill parties
#80 - heeveejeevees (05/02/2014) [-]
And I would have gotten away with it if it ain't for you meddlin FutaCow

nice name tho
#66 - Funnyjunk : " I leik chocolet milk" 05/01/2014 on Courage +2
#157 - Better to be happy single than in a bad relationship  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2014 on War feels 0
User avatar #186 - yoshibee (04/30/2014) [-]
He said he is feeling like shit though....unhappy single still probably better anyway
#44 - Comment deleted 04/28/2014 on (untitled) 0
#96 - shhhh there there  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2014 on Good Guy Cop +4
#97 - encomiumpilot (04/28/2014) [-]
#92 - I know for the fact people just PM'd you because you're a girl…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/28/2014 on Good Guy Cop +2
User avatar #95 - encomiumpilot (04/28/2014) [-]
You may be right.
but the support is nice nonetheless ._.
#96 - heeveejeevees (04/28/2014) [-]
shhhh

there there
#97 - encomiumpilot (04/28/2014) [-]
#904125 - I once drank so much water that my pee actually flushed the to… 04/27/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#904066 - Picture 04/27/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +2
#903900 - Call him shrek and make him a mutant. Make unarmed skill the priority  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #903901 - EdwardNigma (04/27/2014) [-]
He'll be Shrek, the half super mutant master of boxing and shoving grenades in peoples asses.

God bless the fucker.
#903897 - **heeveejeevees rolls 44** 2nd roll  [+] (4 new replies) 04/27/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #903898 - EdwardNigma (04/27/2014) [-]
Well fuck me that was fast.
User avatar #903903 - desacabose (04/27/2014) [-]
So was fucking
User avatar #903900 - heeveejeevees (04/27/2014) [-]
Call him shrek and make him a mutant. Make unarmed skill the priority
User avatar #903901 - EdwardNigma (04/27/2014) [-]
He'll be Shrek, the half super mutant master of boxing and shoving grenades in peoples asses.

God bless the fucker.
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#38 - tridaak (09/02/2014) [-]
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#39 to #38 - heeveejeevees (09/02/2014) [-]
WHAT MORTAL IS STUPID ENOUGH TO ENTER MY SANCTUARY.
WHAT MORTAL IS STUPID ENOUGH TO ENTER MY SANCTUARY.
User avatar #36 - tehubernation (08/30/2014) [-]
You seem agitated.
User avatar #37 to #36 - heeveejeevees (08/31/2014) [-]
can i help you?
User avatar #32 to #26 - heeveejeevees (07/31/2014) [-]
ahh well i was expecting more of 'art lessons' but this is helpful too
User avatar #34 to #32 - hikewne (07/31/2014) [-]
Ohhh.... Well, if I find something I will let you know
#31 to #26 - hikewne (07/31/2014) [-]
This is pretty useful if you just eat something from your fridge and wonder why your stomach hurts
#23 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #24 to #23 - heeveejeevees (06/23/2014) [-]
muh bread finally arrived
User avatar #13 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
i found a worm hole
should i jump in it?
User avatar #14 to #13 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
if you're able to keep your sanity up go for it. exploring is fun and you need to find a good spot to camp.
User avatar #15 to #14 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
well about 200 bees just killed me so i gotta start another new game
User avatar #16 to #15 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
Ha. thats what you get for stealing a hive. Don't do anything to hives yet if you don't have the bee hat.
User avatar #17 to #16 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
It was very dark so i burned down all of the trees
the trees were pretty pissed and started to kill me
User avatar #18 to #17 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
pretty much everything that moves is trying to kill you.
#19 to #18 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
this is going to be fun
#20 to #19 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
build something like this
#21 to #20 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
maybe :3
So what is this thing i found?
User avatar #22 to #21 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
That's one of those recent patch. I still dunno what that does but I heard it'll make you resurrect there when you die.
User avatar #11 - schatgraver (02/13/2013) [-]
hey, you only have like 10 items, that just too little, sorry!
User avatar #12 to #11 - heeveejeevees (02/13/2013) [-]
okay np :)
User avatar #2 - kamisamamema (10/31/2012) [-]
you're cute
#3 to #2 - heeveejeevees (10/31/2012) [-]
well this is the first

thanks, you too

like i saw you already
User avatar #4 to #3 - kamisamamema (10/31/2012) [-]
i would so fap to that yellow face
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