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Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/hitmankgmThe2nd
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Interests: cumbarn.com
Date Signed Up:12/26/2013
Last Login:6/01/2014
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Total Comments Made:4343
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yeah, no one on here is really that funny, and everyone takes things way too seriously. I'm out. If you need me, I'll be on youtube or liveleak or some shit. Maybe e621, i dunno. I'll probably be named heat_mon or AnthemOfTheSnu or something like that. If you find me, tell me to go to bed. Peace my lovelies! :)

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#1912 - thats right bitches better know 05/30/2014 on Post your selfie here 0
#1886 - whatever chubby, you weren't even there for that  [+] (4 new replies) 05/30/2014 on Post your selfie here 0
User avatar #1902 - xxhunterxx (05/30/2014) [-]
I so was I was lurking mang
but I wasn't finished
You're obviously 9/11
#1912 - heatmon (05/30/2014) [-]
thats right

bitches better know
User avatar #1907 - User (05/30/2014) [-]
Not nice.
User avatar #1906 - User (05/30/2014) [-]
So he is a wreck
#1875 - I posted a selfie a while back on the random board, and my eye…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/30/2014 on Post your selfie here +2
User avatar #1884 - xxhunterxx (05/30/2014) [-]
You are definitely not a 7/10 sorry
User avatar #1886 - heatmon (05/30/2014) [-]
whatever chubby, you weren't even there for that
User avatar #1902 - xxhunterxx (05/30/2014) [-]
I so was I was lurking mang
but I wasn't finished
You're obviously 9/11
#1912 - heatmon (05/30/2014) [-]
thats right

bitches better know
User avatar #1907 - User (05/30/2014) [-]
Not nice.
User avatar #1906 - User (05/30/2014) [-]
So he is a wreck
#40 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 05/25/2014 on James +2
User avatar #41 - roflstorm (05/25/2014) [-]
Fuck i lost
User avatar #58 - commontroll (05/25/2014) [-]
You fuckin' casual, this shit's easier than a Thai whore with a prolapsed ass.
#55 - vladimirtepes (05/25/2014) [-]
Shit, same here.
#118 - Picture 05/25/2014 on MFW I fingered my first girl +28
#37 - ? 05/25/2014 on Walking Through The Mall 0
#34 - "muh blue name" 05/25/2014 on Walking Through The Mall -3
#51 - you forgot to take a straw and blow into it as hard as you can…  [+] (18 new replies) 05/25/2014 on Two cups > To caps +13
#100 - boomerpyro (05/25/2014) [-]
also stick a syringe in your pet bunny's eyeball
#128 - lampyridae (05/25/2014) [-]
Jesus H. Christ in a Flaming Chrysler...I know some people on the internet are sick, and some are complete idiots, but holy shit....I don't even...
#115 - 4chan refugee (05/25/2014) [-]
>Satan confirmed
#109 - cabbagemayhem (05/25/2014) [-]
Where is the rest of this story?
#108 - pimpjesus (05/25/2014) [-]
got about half way through and noped the fuck out
#103 - redwrench (05/25/2014) [-]
Please tell me this didn't really happen.
User avatar #121 - boomerpyro (05/25/2014) [-]
sorry, some people really are this stupid
#90 - mreggsalad (05/25/2014) [-]
What the hell is that supposed to do?
#105 - cabbagemayhem (05/25/2014) [-]
#119 - dross (05/25/2014) [-]
Always makes me laugh this post.

Yeah cos QUENCHING a fucking spoon woould make it cut a nice clean fucking incision on your hand. Even if it fucking exploded, the force wouldn't go anywhere near your palm

0/10 try harder internet.
#120 - cabbagemayhem (05/25/2014) [-]
>>holding an exploding spoon
>the force wouldn't go anywhere near your palm
#129 - dross (05/25/2014) [-]
>Get a french banger
>Hold it between thumb and finger (how the fuck else would you hold a raging hot spoon, with your hand wrapped around the hot end? No.)
>Light banger, explode banger
>Which part of your hand hurts most?
>How many neat clean incisions are on your palm?

Do u evn explosions?

All the pictures on that post are nothing to do with spoons. Maximum retard bait.
#130 - cabbagemayhem (05/26/2014) [-]
It's not a controlled explosion like a French Banger. It's rapidly deforming metal that twists and breaks off at high-velocity in unpredictable directions. A wide range of those directions is covered by a hand.

I can imagine a lot of people holding the spoon with their full hand. 1) The spoon's wrapped in duct tape to insulate the heat, 2) that's how you normally hold a spoon, and 3) they don't know what to expect and don't want to accidentally drop the spoon.
#97 - 4chan refugee (05/25/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 6,040**

Well it'll probably get bleach everywhere when you piss in it. Try google.
#107 - cabbagemayhem (05/25/2014) [-]
There are several ways household ammonia and bleach can react. All of them are dangerous.

Reaction type 1: Ammonia directly reacts with bleach to form hydrazine (N2H4, which, in addition to being extremely poisonous, can burn even in the absence of air! It explodes on contact with rust!

2NH3 + NaOCl -----> N2H4 + NaCl + H2O

Reaction type 2: Bleach hydrolyzes into sodium hydroxide and hypochlorous acid, which in turn decompose into chlorine gas and nascent oxygen (both poisonous). The chlorine gas in turn reacts with the ammonia to form chloramines, also very poisonous.

NaOCl -----> NaOH + HOCl
HOCl ---> HCl + O (monatomic oxygen)
NaOCl + 2HCl -----> Cl2 + NaCl + H2O
2NH3 + Cl2 -------> 2NH2Cl (chloramine)
4NH3 + 2Cl2 ------> 2NHCl2 (dichloramine)
6NH3 + 3Cl2 ------> NCl3 (trichloramine or nitrogen trichloride)

{some of these chemicals have effects similar to phosgene gas on lung tissue and other mucous membranes}

Read more: www.physicsforums.com

#67 - shagtastic (05/25/2014) [-]
I got lost on step 3 and now my dick is stuck in a blender.
#68 - 4chan refugee (05/25/2014) [-]
get it right.
User avatar #52 - ninjahitman (05/25/2014) [-]
Oh, good advise.
#52 - Is that to your anon post talking about how angry you are with… 05/25/2014 on Please enter detailed tags -1
#30 - Admin recently made a thing to date accounts. Account names tu…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2014 on Walking Through The Mall 0
#31 - dontknowmeatall (05/25/2014) [-]
Yeah, it kinda does. Thanks!



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#3 - webs (01/08/2014) [+] (15 replies)
stickied by heatmon
#77 - heatmon (05/19/2014) [-]

how was the anger? I'm sure that 1 red thumb I gave you for that 1 comment was worth you going onto my account and thumbing down all my stuff. You know I can report you for that.
User avatar #78 to #77 - bdawg ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
I just thought your comments weren't funny and quite rude in fact. I didn't do it out of smite.
User avatar #79 to #78 - heatmon (05/19/2014) [-]
Uh huh. How did you find my account btw?
User avatar #81 to #79 - bdawg ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
Sorry to ruin your wet dream of me being stupid enough to actually care if you don't like my comments or anything.
User avatar #80 to #79 - bdawg ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
I'm subscribed to sewallman. I was browsing the comments then I viewed your crappy ass attitude which I then downvoted. And then here we are. I then wondered if you were always this bitchy so I went to your channel and long behold there you were with your rude attitude.
User avatar #83 to #80 - sewallman ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
what did I do?
User avatar #85 to #83 - bdawg ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
Some white name who is over pretentious. That's basically it.
User avatar #89 to #85 - fuckingtrolls (06/07/2014) [-]
"White name"
hue what the hell
User avatar #82 to #80 - heatmon (05/19/2014) [-]
Rude attitude?
User avatar #84 to #82 - bdawg ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
" Listen to yourself you idiot. It's 10 ******* years and it's not even 12 hours on the post yet. He's gonna get enough thumbs/days for +15 years. This site isn't even 15 years old." Granted you were correct but you did not need to give that ****** attitude which I found incredibly ******* rude for no apparent reason.
User avatar #87 to #84 - sewallman ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
If I could thumb profile comments, I would thumb this.

FJ is 13 years old about, and I've been coming to this site since 2004 or 2005.
User avatar #86 to #84 - heatmon (05/19/2014) [-]
It's the internet dude. Maybe I don't give as big of a **** as you. All I care about is when I come here, I want something funny on here.

Good job for watching your attitude on the internet btw and treating everyone who comments like a ******* debate battle. Truly you're a better man than me on the internet.
User avatar #73 - unusualmoo (05/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #76 to #75 - heatmon (05/18/2014) [-]
**** you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! faggot!!! I'll kick you ASS
#70 - 4chan refugee (05/17/2014) [-]
Why thumb me down you little cunt
User avatar #72 to #70 - heatmon (05/17/2014) [-]
btw poppies, those 2 comments you thumbed down really hurt me. I'm crying right now.
#71 to #70 - heatmon (05/17/2014) [-]
Filthy dumb "hurr hfw" image rolling scum.

Good job coming onto my profile and proving to me that you're a whiny autistic bitch that cries over -1 thumb.
#68 - 4chan refugee (05/13/2014) [-]
**** u m8 fight me irl 1v1 ill bash yer eas in sware on me mum
#69 to #68 - heatmon (05/13/2014) [-]
I thumbed you down one time, most likely for a cancerous "hurrrr hfw" comment which has been done a billion times before. Live with it.

Also, if you want to really start some fun with people that thumb you down, make your own copypastas. It's more believable, and way more fun when they fall for it, just to throw another copypasta at them. It's technically OC. I'm saving this site from extinction just from doing it really.
#62 to #61 - heatmon (05/06/2014) [-]
hey come back
#63 to #62 - married (05/09/2014) [-]
That was three months ago. What are you doing back on your profile?
That was three months ago. What are you doing back on your profile?
#64 to #63 - heatmon (05/09/2014) [-]
I figured I would come back for the summer since I'm a disgusting gay retarded niglet summerfaggot.
#65 to #64 - married (05/10/2014) [-]
Shh my sweet Summer child every thing will be ok
Shh my sweet Summer child every thing will be ok
User avatar #66 to #65 - heatmon (05/10/2014) [-]
falgged for balls
User avatar #67 to #66 - married (05/11/2014) [-]
Flagged because you got some balls tryna flag my comment
#53 - 4chan refugee (02/13/2014) [-]
happy birthday, yo!
User avatar #52 - sockswithsandals (02/13/2014) [-]
happy birthday
User avatar #54 to #52 - heatmon (02/13/2014) [-]
Did I get a rollget on a **** board?

This is like the third time I've gotten rolled. It's crazy.
User avatar #56 to #54 - sockswithsandals (02/13/2014) [-]
nah just admins crazy party
did you miss it?
User avatar #57 to #56 - heatmon (02/14/2014) [-]
I shouted out every thing I could possible think of in the first 4 parties, and I've been holding back on the parties until I have stuff to shout out again.

Did I get shouted out, or did I get rolled?
User avatar #58 to #57 - sockswithsandals (02/14/2014) [-]
You just got rolled. A little bit off topic admins voice is pretty sexy right?
User avatar #59 to #58 - heatmon (02/14/2014) [-]
You mean Cr1tikal's voice is pretty sexy. And it is.
User avatar #60 to #59 - sockswithsandals (02/14/2014) [-]
For all I could have known he could have been the dreaded...theatre anus. He is a man who is an anus at the theatre. Absolutley terrifying...
User avatar #49 - yottabyte (02/08/2014) [-]
ur a ghey
User avatar #50 to #49 - heatmon (02/08/2014) [-]
Do you do this to everyone that thumbs you down one time?
User avatar #51 to #50 - yottabyte (02/08/2014) [-]
No I'm bored
User avatar #45 - scoopdeedoo (01/19/2014) [-]
stop being such a ******* ogre
User avatar #44 - thebluspyeatspie (01/19/2014) [-]
You're an ogre with layers.
User avatar #43 - webs (01/19/2014) [-]
It's all ogre now
User avatar #42 - youhei (01/19/2014) [-]
ur an ogre
User avatar #40 - traffy (01/19/2014) [-]
**** nice colour
User avatar #41 to #40 - heatmon (01/19/2014) [-]

admin senpai noticed me and shouted me out
User avatar #38 - webs (01/17/2014) [-]
U smell
User avatar #39 to #38 - heatmon (01/17/2014) [-]
whatever bro. If you can't stand the HEAT, then you best skedaddle on outta here, MON.
User avatar #32 - heatmon (01/10/2014) [-]
hi hugsta. I can't get on **** yet, but I miss you all
User avatar #33 to #32 - hugsta (01/10/2014) [-]
But random board is best board.
You can post whatever you want.
Imma help you level up. Does it say what level/how many thumbs you need?
User avatar #34 to #33 - heatmon (01/10/2014) [-]
I honestly don't know for sure. Some say you have to wait a month to view **** .
User avatar #35 to #34 - hugsta (01/10/2014) [-]
Oh, k.
I was just asking if Shimikaze (this girl: s21.postimg.org/vq7dck5qd/kancolle.png) was the best girl in Kantai Collection
User avatar #37 to #35 - heatmon (01/11/2014) [-]
Also tell /surf/ to add me.
User avatar #36 to #35 - heatmon (01/10/2014) [-]
Yeah but you rolled me, and I wanted to let you know I'm coming back.
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User avatar #22 to #21 - heatmon (01/08/2014) [-]
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User avatar #24 to #23 - heatmon (01/08/2014) [-]
I don't think the lifebans ever clear though. Kinda sucks, but as soon as I get a few levels in, it won't really matter anymore.
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User avatar #26 to #25 - heatmon (01/08/2014) [-]
I got banned in December.
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User avatar #28 to #27 - heatmon (01/08/2014) [-]
So it's a year after I got banned?
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User avatar #30 to #29 - heatmon (01/08/2014) [-]
oh well. I can wait for it.
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#18 - heatmon (01/08/2014) [-]
Hello my name is drew pickles and today I am going to the Brony board! When I get to the Brony Board, there will undoubtedly be a long ******* line of sweaty ******* , along with their loud sweaty niglet children. Ban ****** mods, with their gay flag faggotry. Beaners, and their 12 mexican children eating disgusting mudlike paste. This will remind me of **** , and it will get me really really really really horny. I will then proceed to furiously masturbate while picturing phanacts tiny orange dingding dick trying to penetrate his own cleaveland steamer on top of my chest. This will make me grab the sweaty niglets greased up blingbling and use it as dildus like oioioioioioioioioioioilike you even feel anything phanactoioioioioioioioioidon't even think you can get away with getting ************************ . I will get tired of masturbating and use my pet phanact and shove him up my ass while raping every man in the room like hahahahahahaahahahathe mods wished their dick was as big as minehahahahahahahaha they're only butthurt because I made them butthurt with my cockhahahahahahahaha. Bag! That was swell! Soon the admin will step out of his office and say what the **** are you doing? I will grab the admin with 300 mile long mastodonic cock while using the remaining length of my dick to beat all the women to death like smack smack smack smack smack smack smack. Bag! That was Swell! Now that they're out of the way, I will force admin to the ground, my mastodonic cock inches away from his gaping fat korean asshole, while I get ready to rape his gay ass like never before. GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES, AND GET READY FOR THIS D! hahahahahahahaha he was totally begging for it hahahahahahhahahaha you shouldnt have banned me hahahahahahahahahahaha. Put your ear up to it, Hear cums the ocean SOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOI. Bag! That was swell! All this talk about **** and men is making me very horny. I think I will go to the Brony Board now. Good Bye My Sexy Faggots!
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