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Date Signed Up:12/26/2013
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#392 - yeah well now you know what "ups and downs" means no…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/03/2014 on Awesome Girlfriends -1
User avatar #397 - elcreepo (12/03/2014) [-]
Fuck man, just admit you're wrong and haven't even kissed a girl yet much less been in a relationship
#393 - willys (12/03/2014) [-]
This ain't your dictionary. Your definition is not the official one. I've heard many more people use ups and downs to refer to good vs bad times. I've actually never heard of someone use it to mean breaking up and getting back together.

Also, you shouldn't call others kid when you can't even communicate past the level of a 14 year old.
#390 - i already know that, thats why im not dumb enough to pick up a…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/03/2014 on Awesome Girlfriends -2
#391 - willys (12/03/2014) [-]
Ups and downs just means good and bad times, not breaking up and getting back together.

I didn't call you dumb yet either. But you are a dumbass and an asshole who makes dumb assumptions. Go be a dumbass somewhere else.
User avatar #392 - heatmon (12/03/2014) [-]
yeah well now you know what "ups and downs" means now faggot

hey fuck you kid this aint your clubhouse, maybe youll learn that someday
User avatar #397 - elcreepo (12/03/2014) [-]
Fuck man, just admit you're wrong and haven't even kissed a girl yet much less been in a relationship
#393 - willys (12/03/2014) [-]
This ain't your dictionary. Your definition is not the official one. I've heard many more people use ups and downs to refer to good vs bad times. I've actually never heard of someone use it to mean breaking up and getting back together.

Also, you shouldn't call others kid when you can't even communicate past the level of a 14 year old.
#118 - potion seller please im going into battle! 12/03/2014 on (untitled) +2
#388 - and youre an idiot to get back in a relationship after leaving…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2014 on Awesome Girlfriends -2
User avatar #396 - elcreepo (12/03/2014) [-]
No, it actually isn't

Nigger do you even date
#386 - hey whos upset? you or me? you saw this **** coming  [+] (6 new replies) 12/03/2014 on Awesome Girlfriends -2
#389 - willys (12/03/2014) [-]
Yeah I did, but ups and downs are part of any relationship. You'll learn that someday.
User avatar #390 - heatmon (12/03/2014) [-]
i already know that, thats why im not dumb enough to pick up an old relationship

dont call me dumb when you fucked up tard
#391 - willys (12/03/2014) [-]
Ups and downs just means good and bad times, not breaking up and getting back together.

I didn't call you dumb yet either. But you are a dumbass and an asshole who makes dumb assumptions. Go be a dumbass somewhere else.
User avatar #392 - heatmon (12/03/2014) [-]
yeah well now you know what "ups and downs" means now faggot

hey fuck you kid this aint your clubhouse, maybe youll learn that someday
User avatar #397 - elcreepo (12/03/2014) [-]
Fuck man, just admit you're wrong and haven't even kissed a girl yet much less been in a relationship
#393 - willys (12/03/2014) [-]
This ain't your dictionary. Your definition is not the official one. I've heard many more people use ups and downs to refer to good vs bad times. I've actually never heard of someone use it to mean breaking up and getting back together.

Also, you shouldn't call others kid when you can't even communicate past the level of a 14 year old.
#336 - >ups and downs thats where you went wrong fag …  [+] (11 new replies) 12/02/2014 on Awesome Girlfriends -4
User avatar #351 - elcreepo (12/03/2014) [-]
You're an idiot if you leave a relationship because things are getting rocky.
User avatar #388 - heatmon (12/03/2014) [-]
and youre an idiot to get back in a relationship after leaving eachother, which 99.999% of the time, thats what "ups and downs" means
User avatar #396 - elcreepo (12/03/2014) [-]
No, it actually isn't

Nigger do you even date
#339 - willys (12/03/2014) [-]
Neat story. Wait 10 years before you offer relationship advice again.
User avatar #386 - heatmon (12/03/2014) [-]
hey whos upset? you or me? you saw this shit coming
#389 - willys (12/03/2014) [-]
Yeah I did, but ups and downs are part of any relationship. You'll learn that someday.
User avatar #390 - heatmon (12/03/2014) [-]
i already know that, thats why im not dumb enough to pick up an old relationship

dont call me dumb when you fucked up tard
#391 - willys (12/03/2014) [-]
Ups and downs just means good and bad times, not breaking up and getting back together.

I didn't call you dumb yet either. But you are a dumbass and an asshole who makes dumb assumptions. Go be a dumbass somewhere else.
User avatar #392 - heatmon (12/03/2014) [-]
yeah well now you know what "ups and downs" means now faggot

hey fuck you kid this aint your clubhouse, maybe youll learn that someday
User avatar #397 - elcreepo (12/03/2014) [-]
Fuck man, just admit you're wrong and haven't even kissed a girl yet much less been in a relationship
#393 - willys (12/03/2014) [-]
This ain't your dictionary. Your definition is not the official one. I've heard many more people use ups and downs to refer to good vs bad times. I've actually never heard of someone use it to mean breaking up and getting back together.

Also, you shouldn't call others kid when you can't even communicate past the level of a 14 year old.
#10131660 - yep brony boards gonna get slow during the day again get ready for it 12/01/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#10131657 - youre gonna have to take it in huh be sure to get an … 12/01/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#10131654 - you see thats why no one has fun you do bitch things …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #10131663 - chillybilly (12/01/2014) [-]
I said that I used the wrong pronoun; I didn't correct you =\
#10131613 - no we dont  [+] (3 new replies) 12/01/2014 on autism autism autism autism +1
User avatar #10131616 - chillybilly (12/01/2014) [-]
Wrong pronoun.
By 'we' I mean everyone one but yourself.
User avatar #10131654 - heatmon (12/01/2014) [-]
you see thats why no one has fun

you do bitch things like talking about how i use my pronouns wrong thats some fake bitch shit

where my real bitches at
User avatar #10131663 - chillybilly (12/01/2014) [-]
I said that I used the wrong pronoun; I didn't correct you =\

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#3 - webs (01/08/2014) [+] (15 replies)
stickied by heatmon
hi
#77 - heatmon (05/19/2014) [-]
bdawg

how was the anger? I'm sure that 1 red thumb I gave you for that 1 comment was worth you going onto my account and thumbing down all my stuff. You know I can report you for that.
User avatar #78 to #77 - bdawg (05/19/2014) [-]
I just thought your comments weren't funny and quite rude in fact. I didn't do it out of smite.
User avatar #79 to #78 - heatmon (05/19/2014) [-]
Uh huh. How did you find my account btw?
User avatar #81 to #79 - bdawg (05/19/2014) [-]
Sorry to ruin your wet dream of me being stupid enough to actually care if you don't like my comments or anything.
User avatar #80 to #79 - bdawg (05/19/2014) [-]
I'm subscribed to sewallman. I was browsing the comments then I viewed your crappy ass attitude which I then downvoted. And then here we are. I then wondered if you were always this bitchy so I went to your channel and long behold there you were with your rude attitude.
User avatar #83 to #80 - sewallman (05/19/2014) [-]
what did I do?
User avatar #85 to #83 - bdawg (05/19/2014) [-]
Some white name who is over pretentious. That's basically it.
User avatar #89 to #85 - fuckingtrolls (06/07/2014) [-]
"White name"
hue what the hell
User avatar #82 to #80 - heatmon (05/19/2014) [-]
Rude attitude?
User avatar #84 to #82 - bdawg (05/19/2014) [-]
" Listen to yourself you idiot. It's 10 ******* years and it's not even 12 hours on the post yet. He's gonna get enough thumbs/days for +15 years. This site isn't even 15 years old." Granted you were correct but you did not need to give that ****** attitude which I found incredibly ******* rude for no apparent reason.
User avatar #87 to #84 - sewallman (05/19/2014) [-]
If I could thumb profile comments, I would thumb this.

FJ is 13 years old about, and I've been coming to this site since 2004 or 2005.
User avatar #86 to #84 - heatmon (05/19/2014) [-]
It's the internet dude. Maybe I don't give as big of a **** as you. All I care about is when I come here, I want something funny on here.

Good job for watching your attitude on the internet btw and treating everyone who comments like a ******* debate battle. Truly you're a better man than me on the internet.
User avatar #73 - unusualmoo (05/18/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #76 to #75 - heatmon (05/18/2014) [-]
**** you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! faggot!!! I'll kick you ASS
#62 to #61 - heatmon (05/06/2014) [-]
hey come back
#63 to #62 - married (05/09/2014) [-]
That was three months ago. What are you doing back on your profile?
That was three months ago. What are you doing back on your profile?
#64 to #63 - heatmon (05/09/2014) [-]
I figured I would come back for the summer since I'm a disgusting gay retarded niglet summerfaggot.
#65 to #64 - married (05/10/2014) [-]
Shh my sweet Summer child every thing will be ok
Shh my sweet Summer child every thing will be ok
User avatar #66 to #65 - heatmon (05/10/2014) [-]
falgged for balls
User avatar #67 to #66 - married (05/11/2014) [-]
Flagged because you got some balls tryna flag my comment
#53 - anonymous (02/13/2014) [-]
happy birthday, yo!
User avatar #52 - sockswithsandals (02/13/2014) [-]
happy birthday
User avatar #54 to #52 - heatmon (02/13/2014) [-]
Did I get a rollget on a **** board?

This is like the third time I've gotten rolled. It's crazy.
User avatar #56 to #54 - sockswithsandals (02/13/2014) [-]
nah just admins crazy party
did you miss it?
User avatar #57 to #56 - heatmon (02/14/2014) [-]
I shouted out every thing I could possible think of in the first 4 parties, and I've been holding back on the parties until I have stuff to shout out again.

Did I get shouted out, or did I get rolled?
User avatar #58 to #57 - sockswithsandals (02/14/2014) [-]
You just got rolled. A little bit off topic admins voice is pretty sexy right?
User avatar #59 to #58 - heatmon (02/14/2014) [-]
You mean Cr1tikal's voice is pretty sexy. And it is.
User avatar #60 to #59 - sockswithsandals (02/14/2014) [-]
For all I could have known he could have been the dreaded...theatre anus. He is a man who is an anus at the theatre. Absolutley terrifying...
User avatar #49 - yottabyte (02/08/2014) [-]
ur a ghey
User avatar #50 to #49 - heatmon (02/08/2014) [-]
Do you do this to everyone that thumbs you down one time?
User avatar #51 to #50 - yottabyte (02/08/2014) [-]
No I'm bored
User avatar #45 - scoopdeedoo (01/19/2014) [-]
stop being such a ******* ogre
User avatar #44 - thebluspyeatspie (01/19/2014) [-]
You're an ogre with layers.
User avatar #43 - webs (01/19/2014) [-]
It's all ogre now
User avatar #42 - youhei (01/19/2014) [-]
ur an ogre
User avatar #40 - traffy (01/19/2014) [-]
**** nice colour
User avatar #41 to #40 - heatmon (01/19/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/items/4713603#4713603


admin senpai noticed me and shouted me out
User avatar #38 - webs (01/17/2014) [-]
U smell
User avatar #39 to #38 - heatmon (01/17/2014) [-]
whatever bro. If you can't stand the HEAT, then you best skedaddle on outta here, MON.
User avatar #32 - heatmon (01/10/2014) [-]
hi hugsta. I can't get on **** yet, but I miss you all
User avatar #33 to #32 - hugsta ONLINE (01/10/2014) [-]
But random board is best board.
You can post whatever you want.
Imma help you level up. Does it say what level/how many thumbs you need?
User avatar #34 to #33 - heatmon (01/10/2014) [-]
I honestly don't know for sure. Some say you have to wait a month to view **** .
User avatar #35 to #34 - hugsta ONLINE (01/10/2014) [-]
Oh, k.
I was just asking if Shimikaze (this girl: s21.postimg.org/vq7dck5qd/kancolle.png) was the best girl in Kantai Collection
User avatar #37 to #35 - heatmon (01/11/2014) [-]
Also tell /surf/ to add me.
User avatar #36 to #35 - heatmon (01/10/2014) [-]
Yeah but you rolled me, and I wanted to let you know I'm coming back.
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User avatar #22 to #21 - heatmon (01/08/2014) [-]
HEY. THE IP BANS GOT CLEARED.
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User avatar #24 to #23 - heatmon (01/08/2014) [-]
I don't think the lifebans ever clear though. Kinda sucks, but as soon as I get a few levels in, it won't really matter anymore.
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User avatar #26 to #25 - heatmon (01/08/2014) [-]
I got banned in December.
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User avatar #28 to #27 - heatmon (01/08/2014) [-]
So it's a year after I got banned?
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User avatar #30 to #29 - heatmon (01/08/2014) [-]
oh well. I can wait for it.
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#18 - heatmon (01/08/2014) [-]
Hello my name is drew pickles and today I am going to the Brony board! When I get to the Brony Board, there will undoubtedly be a long ******* line of sweaty ******* , along with their loud sweaty niglet children. Ban ****** mods, with their gay flag faggotry. Beaners, and their 12 mexican children eating disgusting mudlike paste. This will remind me of **** , and it will get me really really really really horny. I will then proceed to furiously masturbate while picturing phanacts tiny orange dingding dick trying to penetrate his own cleaveland steamer on top of my chest. This will make me grab the sweaty niglets greased up blingbling and use it as dildus like oioioioioioioioioioioilike you even feel anything phanactoioioioioioioioioidon't even think you can get away with getting ************************ . I will get tired of masturbating and use my pet phanact and shove him up my ass while raping every man in the room like hahahahahahaahahahathe mods wished their dick was as big as minehahahahahahahaha they're only butthurt because I made them butthurt with my cockhahahahahahahaha. Bag! That was swell! Soon the admin will step out of his office and say what the **** are you doing? I will grab the admin with 300 mile long mastodonic cock while using the remaining length of my dick to beat all the women to death like smack smack smack smack smack smack smack. Bag! That was Swell! Now that they're out of the way, I will force admin to the ground, my mastodonic cock inches away from his gaping fat korean asshole, while I get ready to rape his gay ass like never before. GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES, AND GET READY FOR THIS D! hahahahahahahaha he was totally begging for it hahahahahahhahahaha you shouldnt have banned me hahahahahahahahahahaha. Put your ear up to it, Hear cums the ocean SOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOI. Bag! That was swell! All this talk about **** and men is making me very horny. I think I will go to the Brony Board now. Good Bye My Sexy Faggots!
User avatar #1 - waitingformydeath (01/08/2014) [-]
virgin
User avatar #48 to #1 - laky (01/26/2014) [-]
not for long ;)
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