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#1974 - timmity (01/31/2014) [+] (7 replies)

stickied by heartlessrobot

#2493 - giffythetoad (01/04/2016) [-]

So you play Dungeons and Dragons, do you?

#2494 to #2493 - heartlessrobot (01/04/2016) [-]

I haven't in forever, and we never got far. Most of my DnDing I get from the original Neverwinter Nights.

#2495 to #2494 - giffythetoad (01/04/2016) [-]

Ah, I see.

I happen to Co-DM a game on Roll20. We could always use more players, and we're already mostly furs, so you would probably fit-in just fine.

I mean, if you were interested or had the time to spend. o.o

#2496 to #2495 - heartlessrobot (01/04/2016) [-]

I'm interested, but I'm busy looking for a job so my mom stops bitching, and working out so I don't look like Private Pyle when I go to join the Navy.

#2497 to #2496 - giffythetoad (01/04/2016) [-]

Ah, that is unfortunate.

I'd of liked to have had you.

best of wishes, friend.

#2498 to #2497 - heartlessrobot (01/04/2016) [-]

Maybe I'll have the free time soon, we'll see.
Thanks dude.

#2492 - maybehuman (01/01/2016) [-]

happy New year.

#2491 - profssortwntyight (12/26/2015) [-]

Merry chistmas m8o

#2490 - profssortwntyight (12/24/2015) [-]

This is to compensate for the fact that we can't meet for the ass eating u_u </3

#2488 - gugek (12/23/2015) [-]

Have a great day today, you deserve it.

#2489 to #2488 - heartlessrobot (12/24/2015) [-]

Thanks bb

#2484 - luluwho (12/13/2015) [-]

You look fabulous

#2485 to #2484 - heartlessrobot (12/13/2015) [-]

Thanks bb.

#2486 to #2485 - luluwho (12/13/2015) [-]

And Thank You

#2487 to #2486 - heartlessrobot (12/13/2015) [-]

You're welcome

#2473 - luluwho has deleted their comment [-]

#2474 to #2473 - heartlessrobot (12/13/2015) [-]

Eh, maybe.

#2477 to #2474 - luluwho (12/13/2015) [-]

What I'm trying to say is 5K off regular price, that puts some even lower

#2478 to #2477 - heartlessrobot (12/13/2015) [-]

Sure, I'll trade.

#2479 to #2478 - luluwho (12/13/2015) [-]

Which do you want ?

#2480 to #2479 - heartlessrobot (12/13/2015) [-]

What are my options?

#2481 to #2480 - luluwho (12/13/2015) [-]

OK, glorious leader w/admins face is 11 K

Golden Sandwich is 13 K

Red and Black Shadow is 13 K

That's all I have right now, unless someone declines a trade. If they do I will check with you on others you don't have

#2482 to #2481 - heartlessrobot (12/13/2015) [-]

I'll be an edgelord and go for the shadow.

#2483 to #2482 - luluwho (12/13/2015) [-]

OK I'll send

#2475 to #2474 - luluwho (12/13/2015) [-]

Just let me know if you do, I don't want you to pay "stranger prices"

#2476 to #2475 - heartlessrobot (12/13/2015) [-]

Alright, I will.

#2468 - luluwho (12/13/2015) [-]

Would you consider swapping just one of each comment badge for points or OC reward badges ?

#2469 to #2468 - heartlessrobot (12/13/2015) [-]

Sure bb.

#2470 to #2469 - luluwho (12/13/2015) [-]

Sweet, TY

#2471 to #2470 - heartlessrobot (12/13/2015) [-]

I think I'd prefer the oc reward badges, I got plenty of points.

#2472 to #2471 - luluwho (12/13/2015) [-]

Sent Thank You so much

#2466 - lulzdealer (12/04/2015) [-]

heartlessrobot yuo are greatest ally

#2467 to #2466 - heartlessrobot (12/04/2015) [-]

Eyyyy

#2464 - perishing (10/08/2015) [-]

If this does offend you I am sorry.

#2465 to #2464 - heartlessrobot (10/08/2015) [-]

>Implying I'm not so jaded at this point that literally nothing offends me anymore

#2459 - shota (10/07/2015) [-]

Was searching around for that one crossdresser who strips and puts a big horse dildo in his ass and would like to mention how at one point your profile was like the only result to come up on google.

#2460 to #2459 - heartlessrobot (10/07/2015) [-]

Is it this one?
videos.toypics.net/view/514/chancebulged,-2-1/
Also, I'm flattered that google thinks so highly of me.

#2461 to #2460 - shota (10/08/2015) [-]

That's the guy yeah lol.
He made most of his videos private and I've been looking around for the one where he likes shows off his outfit and strips down and then rides a dildo, think it was called "showing off new socks" or something.
Bit of a long shot but if you somehow knew were to see it that'd be sweet.

Yeah dood you're like famous now if you show up on google.

#2462 to #2461 - heartlessrobot (10/08/2015) [-]

Yeah, I'm not friends with him. I sent him a request but he hasn't responded.

#2463 to #2462 - shota (10/08/2015) [-]

Yeah I think I shot him one like a year or so ago when he first privated them.
You gotta talk to him and be his friend elsewhere if you want him to add you there, which is kinda weird really, basically means ya got no chance.
Best you can hope for is someone had already reuploaded it somewhere or one of his friends is willing to share them.
Makes me wish I had saved them when I had the chance, I'd considered it but was like "Why bother, I can just bookmark it"

#2445 - roll (10/04/2015) [-]

#2446 to #2445 - heartlessrobot (10/04/2015) [-]

Ey bb

#2447 to #2446 - roll (10/04/2015) [-]

hi how r u

#2448 to #2447 - heartlessrobot (10/04/2015) [-]

Good, you?

#2449 to #2448 - roll (10/04/2015) [-]

im good watcha up to

#2450 to #2449 - heartlessrobot (10/04/2015) [-]

Playing unfair mario
www.unfair-mario.com/

#2451 to #2450 - roll (10/04/2015) [-]

whyyyyyyyyyyyyy

#2452 to #2451 - heartlessrobot (10/04/2015) [-]

Because I'm not going to let this anus of a game defeat me.

#2453 to #2452 - roll (10/04/2015) [-]

#2454 to #2453 - heartlessrobot (10/04/2015) [-]

What's wrong bb?

#2455 to #2454 - roll (10/04/2015) [-]

sorry anus

#2456 to #2455 - heartlessrobot (10/04/2015) [-]

Oh. Well, it's unreasonable at times.

#2457 to #2456 - roll (10/04/2015) [-]

#2458 to #2457 - heartlessrobot (10/04/2015) [-]

#2437 - aerosol (09/21/2015) [-]

YOU PLAY DENSITY!!>!><?<M?

#2438 to #2437 - heartlessrobot (09/21/2015) [-]

Yee.

#2439 to #2438 - aerosol (09/21/2015) [-]

We should play some time. I've had the bounty for Thorn in my inventory for months. Need help getting it.
warlock is best class

#2440 to #2439 - heartlessrobot (09/23/2015) [-]

I don't have Xbox Live anymore tho. Can't do a lot of things.
I prefer Hunter.

#2441 to #2440 - aerosol (09/24/2015) [-]

Hunters are OP as **** .

#2442 to #2441 - heartlessrobot (09/24/2015) [-]

Exactly. I love bouncing around the battlefield with my triple jump, taking out everything with my handcanon. I want to get a sidearm too, but I haven't found any my level yet, and I want a sword as my heavy, but I don't have the DLC.

#2443 to #2442 - aerosol (09/24/2015) [-]

YOU CAN GET A SWORD PERMANENTLY!? **** , those updates must have been better than I thought. Is The Taken King out yet?

#2444 to #2443 - heartlessrobot (09/24/2015) [-]

Yep. Part of the Taken King adds swords that take up a heavy weapon slot, it also adds a "rate of consumption" ammo stat that determines how much ammo a sword takes per swing.

#2436 - anon (09/14/2015) [-]

send me dick pics you ******* slut

#2434 - aerosol (09/14/2015) [-]

I just saw you on the front page. Did you lose weight?

#2435 to #2434 - heartlessrobot (09/14/2015) [-]

Yeah. About a year ago, I was 40 lbs heavier, I'm the same weight now as I was in that picture, which is 147-150.

#2425 - strangesir ONLINE (09/13/2015) [-]

#2426 to #2425 - heartlessrobot (09/13/2015) [-]

#2427 to #2426 - strangesir ONLINE (09/13/2015) [-]

Eyyyyyy

#2428 to #2427 - heartlessrobot (09/13/2015) [-]

You caught me just before midnight, what's up bb?

#2429 to #2428 - strangesir ONLINE (09/13/2015) [-]

Oh neat. Just wonderin' what's up.

You gonna/got the PHANTOM PAAAAAAAIN yet?

#2430 to #2429 - heartlessrobot (09/13/2015) [-]

Sorry, I don't have any money for it.

#2431 to #2430 - strangesir ONLINE (09/13/2015) [-]

Ah. #TheStruggle :c

It's quite good (if hard as phuc) so far, though.

#2432 to #2431 - heartlessrobot (09/13/2015) [-]

Ok.
Sorry if it seems like I'm cutting this short, I need to go to bed.

#2433 to #2432 - strangesir ONLINE (09/13/2015) [-]

Nah it's fine. G'nighty.

#2397 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-]

I stream now
youtu.be/cztg2-uyOmk

#2398 to #2397 - heartlessrobot (08/28/2015) [-]

Cool

#2395 - axxein ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]

hap birf

#2396 to #2395 - heartlessrobot (07/30/2015) [-]

Thank

#2394 - DemonMatt (07/22/2015) [-]

"You stupid, ignorant son of a bitch, dumb bastard."

Noice status, here's another one.

>Use razor to shave pubes in shower.
>Wash hair out, forget to clean hair off blades.
> **** it, nobody's going to find it in the shower anyways.
>Leave house a bit.
>Come back.
>Razor is on counter with more hair around sink.
>Mom's ex has clean shaven face.
>MFW

#2393 - gugek (07/03/2015) [-]

Have a great day today

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