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Date Signed Up:4/11/2014
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    Anyone else enjoying Dark Souls II? Anyone else enjoying Dark Souls II?
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    #JesusTaketheWheel #JesusTaketheWheel

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#104 - Shhh..... 6 hours ago on You see, Vladimir +1
#107 - Except that I don't think that its illegal to fire someone due…  [+] (1 new reply) 6 hours ago on Seems lawsuit worthy 0
#108 - anonymous (5 hours ago) [-]
Yes it is, especially in journelism. Normally its hard to prove but this guy won't be firing anyone for the next year
#28 - Oh yeah, I guess I see it now. 8 hours ago on with three functional bottoms 0
#18 - Is that ************* Micky Mouse where it says Genius?  [+] (11 new replies) 8 hours ago on with three functional bottoms +1
User avatar #22 - doctorcamden (8 hours ago) [-]
old camera with film reels.
#32 - crashysmashy (7 hours ago) [-]
D:

I've always thought it was a head of a mouse with a tail @ 'G'
User avatar #38 - doctorcamden (7 hours ago) [-]
it may be, i just commented what it looked like to me.
#21 - doctorcamden has deleted their comment.
User avatar #20 - doctorcamden (8 hours ago) [-]
old camera with film reels.
User avatar #28 - heartbleed (8 hours ago) [-]
Oh yeah, I guess I see it now.
User avatar #23 - zomaru (8 hours ago) [-]
Jeasus man, once is enough
User avatar #24 - doctorcamden (8 hours ago) [-]
holy fuck.... i didn't reply three times.
User avatar #25 - zomaru (8 hours ago) [-]
I'm noticing the reply butten is not quite working right now.
#26 - doctorcamden (8 hours ago) [-]
well, apologies for the spam, however unintentional.
User avatar #27 - zomaru (8 hours ago) [-]
You're not the only one doing it.
#56 - It looks like it's snowing harder in Britain than it is in the… 8 hours ago on Snaw 0
#80 - Well it was originally designed to attack Britain from across … 9 hours ago on You see, Vladimir +5
#1809 - **heartbleed used "*roll male privilege*"** **heartbleed ro… 10 hours ago on check your male privilege 0
#49 - That's only a P.1000. The 2k variant is terrifying, but probab…  [+] (3 new replies) 10 hours ago on You see, Vladimir +1
User avatar #103 - spydermonkee (6 hours ago) [-]
That's 'cause that's faked. Look at the tracks. (also, that thing that says "A39 Tortoise" is actually an ARL 44)
User avatar #104 - heartbleed (6 hours ago) [-]
Shhh.....
User avatar #84 - damnusername (8 hours ago) [-]
I want to use that in warthunder now.
#48 - The Landkreuzer was even scarier tho...  [+] (4 new replies) 10 hours ago on You see, Vladimir +1
#49 - heartbleed (10 hours ago) [-]
That's only a P.1000. The 2k variant is terrifying, but probably impossible.
User avatar #103 - spydermonkee (6 hours ago) [-]
That's 'cause that's faked. Look at the tracks. (also, that thing that says "A39 Tortoise" is actually an ARL 44)
User avatar #104 - heartbleed (6 hours ago) [-]
Shhh.....
User avatar #84 - damnusername (8 hours ago) [-]
I want to use that in warthunder now.
#47 - What about good ole' Dora and Gustav?  [+] (2 new replies) 10 hours ago on You see, Vladimir +14
#68 - anonymous (9 hours ago) [-]
"when you need to blow up third world country."
User avatar #80 - heartbleed (9 hours ago) [-]
Well it was originally designed to attack Britain from across the straight of Dover, so it's more like blowing up a first world country. Which I would say is more impressive.

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#17 - heartbleed ONLINE (11/16/2014) [-]
stickied by heartbleed
My Rig
Mobo: Gigabyte B85M-D3H
CPU: Intel i5 4670k
Heatsink: Cooler Master Hyper 212 Evo
GPU's: EVGA GTX 750Ti, AMD 6770 (For my second monitor)
PSU: 800 Watt thing by Antec not sure the exact name
RAM: 16 Gigs of some unknown brand **** works fine tho
HDD: WD Caviar Black 1TB
Case: Antec Nine Hundred
Keyboard: Razer Blackwidow Ultimate
Mouse: Razer Naga
Headset: Razer Kraken Pro 7.1 Call me a Razer fanboy, idc.
Monitors: Viewsonic VA2448M, Acer P206HV
Speakers: Some cheap *****
If there's anything I missed let me know. I know the cords are a mess, I really need a modular PSU.
#5 - heartbleed ONLINE (04/17/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by heartbleed
I made this for another post, but if you want to know the daily life of a glitch; here you go.
User avatar #18 - nought (11/25/2014) [-]
nice meme
User avatar #19 to #18 - heartbleed ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
Thx bruh.
User avatar #20 to #19 - nought (11/25/2014) [-]
any time bruh
User avatar #21 to #20 - heartbleed ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
<3
User avatar #12 - luqmanr (07/23/2014) [-]
hi, I saw you from that cancerous feminazi video
User avatar #13 to #12 - heartbleed ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
Sup?
#14 to #13 - luqmanr (07/24/2014) [-]
nothing much
User avatar #11 - heartbleed ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Anons turn me on.
User avatar #7 - subadanus (04/17/2014) [-]
lol set your status to

"in your info, stealin your stuff"
User avatar #8 to #7 - heartbleed ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
Sure
User avatar #3 - theflamingfire (04/16/2014) [-]
Why are you bleeding
User avatar #4 to #3 - heartbleed ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
Cause that's just what I do.
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