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#48 - If you think exclusives sell consoles I think you're wrong. Ju…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on 8bit Bloodborne -1
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#51 - jrockjesse (17 hours ago) [-]
first of all I am getting the sense you think that I think PC users are going to switch from PC to console, its not gonna happen, I know that.

what I am saying is that exclusive sell consoles which they do in fact do, after rise of the tomb raider and halo 5 released for xbox one, sales of the console spiked, same thing happened when super smash bros wii u and mario kart wii u released, exclusives sell consoles because the exclusive are key in deciding which console to buy if you are only buying 1 .

the souls series may in fact make more bank on PC, but that has nothing to do with consoles selling more with exclusives , oh and while we are on topic of ps4 exclusive,
destiny is not a ps4 exclusive, uncharted is, but there is also, killzone, infamous, little big planet, bloodborne, knack, resogun, teraway, until dawn, and then there are the ones releasig in the future, Final fantasy 7 remake, The last guardian, Rime, Horizon zero dawn hunting fucking robo dinosaurs , Ni no Kuni 2, Kingdom hearts HD 2.8. ps4 has exclusives and so does xbox one and different people have different tastes and it helps consoles sell by having those exclusives.
#44 - Not all games would work on consoles. I'd like to see someone …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/11/2016 on 8bit Bloodborne -1
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#46 - jrockjesse (01/11/2016) [-]
first of all I was not being serious, I was talking about how its stupid to bitch about exclusives, but because we are on topic, I don't expect certain PC exclusives to be put on consoles, but games like WoW, The old republic, hell even league of legends could be ported over, because guess what consoles at least the PS4 support keyboard and mouse, I don't expect graphically superior games to be ported. as for licensing fees, microsoft charges around $1000 for the dev kit plus other fees and according to some devs, sony was lending ps4 devs kits out for free. and even if there are licensing fee's to develop for consoles any of the more popular indie games that made some good bank on there game they can use that money to afford licensing.

but we are getting off topic here, point is exclusives are not bad for once reason, because games are a business and exclusives sell consoles which increases business.
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#48 - heartbleed (01/11/2016) [-]
If you think exclusives sell consoles I think you're wrong. Just going off of Dark souls numbers, Dark Souls 1 sold 2.8m world wide on consoles (before it was ported), Prepare to Die Edition sold sold 2.7m worldwide on release with 1.9m of those sales being on PC. Dark Souls 2 sold 2.3m worldwide with almost 1m sales on PC, Bloodborne sold 2m copies, the least out of every game, I bet if it was cross platform it would have sold at least 3m copies. Now let's see a PS4 is 350$ CAD and Bloodborne is around 50$ CAD how many Dark Souls fans on the PC do you think would spend ~400+$ (not including tax) just for a exclusive. Oh wait let's look at other exclusives the PS4 has.. Destiny? Uncharted? Let's not forget that both of those run at 30FPS and Uncharted got a serious graphics downgrade (Oh wow just like DKS II got aswell) That's about all I could find. I honestly doubt anyone's going to switch over to PS4 from PC just for that. If you look at the numbers Valve has 65 million total users, XBox live has 48 million users, and PSN has 110 million users, PSN may have more users but PC is still the fastest growing gaming market out there right now, in the past year they've grown by 30%. This is also just Steam, there are other retailers aswell and offline boxed copies for PC but y'know.
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#51 - jrockjesse (17 hours ago) [-]
first of all I am getting the sense you think that I think PC users are going to switch from PC to console, its not gonna happen, I know that.

what I am saying is that exclusive sell consoles which they do in fact do, after rise of the tomb raider and halo 5 released for xbox one, sales of the console spiked, same thing happened when super smash bros wii u and mario kart wii u released, exclusives sell consoles because the exclusive are key in deciding which console to buy if you are only buying 1 .

the souls series may in fact make more bank on PC, but that has nothing to do with consoles selling more with exclusives , oh and while we are on topic of ps4 exclusive,
destiny is not a ps4 exclusive, uncharted is, but there is also, killzone, infamous, little big planet, bloodborne, knack, resogun, teraway, until dawn, and then there are the ones releasig in the future, Final fantasy 7 remake, The last guardian, Rime, Horizon zero dawn hunting fucking robo dinosaurs , Ni no Kuni 2, Kingdom hearts HD 2.8. ps4 has exclusives and so does xbox one and different people have different tastes and it helps consoles sell by having those exclusives.
#78 - Not my kinda music but still sucks. RIP 01/11/2016 on RIP David Bowie +3
#66 - >> #59 , She's 5'9" (175cm) so idk if that counts, …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on Plus Sized Models 0
#70 - ashendashin (01/11/2016) [-]
Models are usually really thin so the thick model in the content is definitely plus sized by their standards
#39 - I hate exclusives in general, but especially so if it's in a s…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/11/2016 on 8bit Bloodborne -1
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#43 - jrockjesse (01/11/2016) [-]
First of all if you are gonna be on the topic of bitching about exclusives why don't you bitch about all the great PC exclusives? oh wait you are not gonna bitch about that are you? whiny ass fucking bitches everywhere
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#44 - heartbleed (01/11/2016) [-]
Not all games would work on consoles. I'd like to see someone try to play a game like WoW on a PS4, well I guess if people can somehow manage to play a shooter with a controller they might be able to deal with WoW. Also do you seriously expect indie devs to pay the licensing fees for Microsoft and Sony? The PC exclusives either wouldn't run on a console (due to control scheme or the consoles outdated hardware) or it's a indie dev who can't afford to put it on a console. Most AAA releases are made for console first (which sucks because that means they have to downgrade the graphics most of the time, hell even then they're forced to cap them to 30fps on console). It'd be nice if every PC game could be experienced on a console, but I just don't think consoles are up to that.
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#46 - jrockjesse (01/11/2016) [-]
first of all I was not being serious, I was talking about how its stupid to bitch about exclusives, but because we are on topic, I don't expect certain PC exclusives to be put on consoles, but games like WoW, The old republic, hell even league of legends could be ported over, because guess what consoles at least the PS4 support keyboard and mouse, I don't expect graphically superior games to be ported. as for licensing fees, microsoft charges around $1000 for the dev kit plus other fees and according to some devs, sony was lending ps4 devs kits out for free. and even if there are licensing fee's to develop for consoles any of the more popular indie games that made some good bank on there game they can use that money to afford licensing.

but we are getting off topic here, point is exclusives are not bad for once reason, because games are a business and exclusives sell consoles which increases business.
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#48 - heartbleed (01/11/2016) [-]
If you think exclusives sell consoles I think you're wrong. Just going off of Dark souls numbers, Dark Souls 1 sold 2.8m world wide on consoles (before it was ported), Prepare to Die Edition sold sold 2.7m worldwide on release with 1.9m of those sales being on PC. Dark Souls 2 sold 2.3m worldwide with almost 1m sales on PC, Bloodborne sold 2m copies, the least out of every game, I bet if it was cross platform it would have sold at least 3m copies. Now let's see a PS4 is 350$ CAD and Bloodborne is around 50$ CAD how many Dark Souls fans on the PC do you think would spend ~400+$ (not including tax) just for a exclusive. Oh wait let's look at other exclusives the PS4 has.. Destiny? Uncharted? Let's not forget that both of those run at 30FPS and Uncharted got a serious graphics downgrade (Oh wow just like DKS II got aswell) That's about all I could find. I honestly doubt anyone's going to switch over to PS4 from PC just for that. If you look at the numbers Valve has 65 million total users, XBox live has 48 million users, and PSN has 110 million users, PSN may have more users but PC is still the fastest growing gaming market out there right now, in the past year they've grown by 30%. This is also just Steam, there are other retailers aswell and offline boxed copies for PC but y'know.
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#51 - jrockjesse (17 hours ago) [-]
first of all I am getting the sense you think that I think PC users are going to switch from PC to console, its not gonna happen, I know that.

what I am saying is that exclusive sell consoles which they do in fact do, after rise of the tomb raider and halo 5 released for xbox one, sales of the console spiked, same thing happened when super smash bros wii u and mario kart wii u released, exclusives sell consoles because the exclusive are key in deciding which console to buy if you are only buying 1 .

the souls series may in fact make more bank on PC, but that has nothing to do with consoles selling more with exclusives , oh and while we are on topic of ps4 exclusive,
destiny is not a ps4 exclusive, uncharted is, but there is also, killzone, infamous, little big planet, bloodborne, knack, resogun, teraway, until dawn, and then there are the ones releasig in the future, Final fantasy 7 remake, The last guardian, Rime, Horizon zero dawn hunting fucking robo dinosaurs , Ni no Kuni 2, Kingdom hearts HD 2.8. ps4 has exclusives and so does xbox one and different people have different tastes and it helps consoles sell by having those exclusives.
#21 - Why can't it be on PC ;-; Well I know the actual reason …  [+] (9 new replies) 01/11/2016 on 8bit Bloodborne +3
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#34 - jrockjesse (01/11/2016) [-]
well no not fuck sony, I mean they did pay for it to be made, I never understand why some people have to get pissy about stuff like this, remember when bayonetta 2 was announced as a wii u exclusive and everyone got pissed even though nintendo paid for it to happen and if nintendo did not do that the game most likely would never had happened its the same with bloodborne if sony did not pay for it, we probably never would have had it.
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#39 - heartbleed (01/11/2016) [-]
I hate exclusives in general, but especially so if it's in a series that I like. Dark Souls actually has a pretty large following on PC and if it was for money reasons I'm pretty sure they'd more than make back the cost it would take to port it. So, yes, fuck Sony, and fuck console exclusives in general.
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#43 - jrockjesse (01/11/2016) [-]
First of all if you are gonna be on the topic of bitching about exclusives why don't you bitch about all the great PC exclusives? oh wait you are not gonna bitch about that are you? whiny ass fucking bitches everywhere
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#44 - heartbleed (01/11/2016) [-]
Not all games would work on consoles. I'd like to see someone try to play a game like WoW on a PS4, well I guess if people can somehow manage to play a shooter with a controller they might be able to deal with WoW. Also do you seriously expect indie devs to pay the licensing fees for Microsoft and Sony? The PC exclusives either wouldn't run on a console (due to control scheme or the consoles outdated hardware) or it's a indie dev who can't afford to put it on a console. Most AAA releases are made for console first (which sucks because that means they have to downgrade the graphics most of the time, hell even then they're forced to cap them to 30fps on console). It'd be nice if every PC game could be experienced on a console, but I just don't think consoles are up to that.
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#46 - jrockjesse (01/11/2016) [-]
first of all I was not being serious, I was talking about how its stupid to bitch about exclusives, but because we are on topic, I don't expect certain PC exclusives to be put on consoles, but games like WoW, The old republic, hell even league of legends could be ported over, because guess what consoles at least the PS4 support keyboard and mouse, I don't expect graphically superior games to be ported. as for licensing fees, microsoft charges around $1000 for the dev kit plus other fees and according to some devs, sony was lending ps4 devs kits out for free. and even if there are licensing fee's to develop for consoles any of the more popular indie games that made some good bank on there game they can use that money to afford licensing.

but we are getting off topic here, point is exclusives are not bad for once reason, because games are a business and exclusives sell consoles which increases business.
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#48 - heartbleed (01/11/2016) [-]
If you think exclusives sell consoles I think you're wrong. Just going off of Dark souls numbers, Dark Souls 1 sold 2.8m world wide on consoles (before it was ported), Prepare to Die Edition sold sold 2.7m worldwide on release with 1.9m of those sales being on PC. Dark Souls 2 sold 2.3m worldwide with almost 1m sales on PC, Bloodborne sold 2m copies, the least out of every game, I bet if it was cross platform it would have sold at least 3m copies. Now let's see a PS4 is 350$ CAD and Bloodborne is around 50$ CAD how many Dark Souls fans on the PC do you think would spend ~400+$ (not including tax) just for a exclusive. Oh wait let's look at other exclusives the PS4 has.. Destiny? Uncharted? Let's not forget that both of those run at 30FPS and Uncharted got a serious graphics downgrade (Oh wow just like DKS II got aswell) That's about all I could find. I honestly doubt anyone's going to switch over to PS4 from PC just for that. If you look at the numbers Valve has 65 million total users, XBox live has 48 million users, and PSN has 110 million users, PSN may have more users but PC is still the fastest growing gaming market out there right now, in the past year they've grown by 30%. This is also just Steam, there are other retailers aswell and offline boxed copies for PC but y'know.
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#51 - jrockjesse (17 hours ago) [-]
first of all I am getting the sense you think that I think PC users are going to switch from PC to console, its not gonna happen, I know that.

what I am saying is that exclusive sell consoles which they do in fact do, after rise of the tomb raider and halo 5 released for xbox one, sales of the console spiked, same thing happened when super smash bros wii u and mario kart wii u released, exclusives sell consoles because the exclusive are key in deciding which console to buy if you are only buying 1 .

the souls series may in fact make more bank on PC, but that has nothing to do with consoles selling more with exclusives , oh and while we are on topic of ps4 exclusive,
destiny is not a ps4 exclusive, uncharted is, but there is also, killzone, infamous, little big planet, bloodborne, knack, resogun, teraway, until dawn, and then there are the ones releasig in the future, Final fantasy 7 remake, The last guardian, Rime, Horizon zero dawn hunting fucking robo dinosaurs , Ni no Kuni 2, Kingdom hearts HD 2.8. ps4 has exclusives and so does xbox one and different people have different tastes and it helps consoles sell by having those exclusives.
#24 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
"gib funding for game pls"
"Hi we're sony and we will give you funding"
#25 - mrhandss (01/11/2016) [-]
that's probably what happened with demon souls and then FromSoft most likely realized how much money they could make on the idea.

So they made Dark Souls.

then sony realized they just let a huge fucking mistake they made by not locking down the IPs, so they paid FromSoft to make a NEW game, Bloodborne. It also allowed Miyazaki to try and mix things up a little bit without pissing off an established fanbase. It only exists because Sony paid for it and Dark Souls III still exists and is still coming to whatever systems you play on.
#25 - I went institute, I figure with my character as the head co-or…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/11/2016 on militarism redefined +4
#30 - icanhasaccount (01/11/2016) [-]
same
plus minutemen are not given the shaft by that ending
....though i'm not truly getting there yet i'm just playing and keeping them all friendly until i do every single misc quest out there
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#28 - lapsushominum (01/11/2016) [-]
I kinda thought of that as a rationalization too. Institute morally might not be good right now but theoretically I could use it to make things better even if the game doesn't say I could.
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#29 - brokentrucker (01/11/2016) [-]
The ideal route would be to do all of the above. You easily prove yourself as a fly in Maxson's ear, you become head of the Institute, negating the need for the Railroad, and the leader of the Minutemen. Rather than nuking anybody, you should just have everyone come together and hold hands.

No more xenophobic knights running around. No more synth shenanigans. No more secret agent wannabes. And epic awesome militia whooping raider/super mutant ass with the help of Institute tech combined with Brotherhood knights.



But, no. We gotta kill errybody.
#45 - ashendashin (01/11/2016) [-]
The only one that's not completely necessary to kill off is the railroad
The minutemen stick around regardless of anything you do
The BoS allowing another faction to continue advancing in tech with previously shown recklessness? Not happening
#38 - I mean I wouldn't call her plus-sized... When I think plus…  [+] (12 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Plus Sized Models +29
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#89 - thismustbeseen (01/11/2016) [-]
Yeah, I agree. #38 that's plus sized. I would not fuck that, whereas the OC is sexy as fuck.

Maybe "plus" or not just depends on the size of the butt and ignores everything else.
#83 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
I'd still fuck that.
#76 - totallytito (01/11/2016) [-]
I wouldn't fuck that, but you'd have to call me crazy if I didn't want to hug her like a big teddy bear.
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#59 - catkyte (01/11/2016) [-]
maybe the lady is actually like 6"3, the term "plus sized" doesn't just mean a models weight.
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#47 - sincomai (01/11/2016) [-]
i find this sexy and i cant explain it.
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#75 - huntergriff (01/11/2016) [-]
you're not alone
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#51 - sladee (01/11/2016) [-]
This is how fetishes/tastes are discovered, just embrace it.
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#54 - sincomai (01/11/2016) [-]
im scared sladee, im scared.
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#55 - sladee (01/11/2016) [-]
Shhhhhh just let it in, don't resist, and be damn glad it wasn't some weird shit.
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#41 - lyiat (01/11/2016) [-]
Plus-sized also refers to height for models.
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#66 - heartbleed (01/11/2016) [-]
>>#59, She's 5'9" (175cm) so idk if that counts, but yeah I can see what you'd mean, but I personally don't consider height what makes someone 'plus sized'.
#70 - ashendashin (01/11/2016) [-]
Models are usually really thin so the thick model in the content is definitely plus sized by their standards
#64 - >He wasn't a soldier before the war Most people in WWII…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2016 on the more you know +9
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#134 - letrollzor (01/11/2016) [-]
Well most didn't get 500+ kills with no training either
#150 - nanglo (01/11/2016) [-]
Well, The USSR was only believing in the Zerg Rush strategy. So Stalin basically sent thousands soviet farmers in the cold taigas of Finland, without any equipment, training nor knowledge of the place. So you had thousands of little ivans sometimes not even used to harsh winters (russia is a pretty big place) lost in the middle of nowhere with no idea where to go or what to do.
It is said that 1/3 of the soviet soldiers in the Finnish front died of cold or starvation before even contributing to battle. Pic related, two soviets frozen to death in an improvized foxhole.

Häyhä had one order: shoot, every, fucking, head showing. It was just a never-ending round of free kill.
#169 - Nice job m8.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on Mom's cleaning laptop +1
#171 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
Thanks. I love the satisfaction of fixing things myself, even if it doesn't make sense moneywise.

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#82 - heartbleed ONLINE (08/02/2015) [+] (9 replies)
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My Rig - Update 1
Mobo: Gigabyte B85M-D3H
CPU: Intel i5 4670k
Heatsink: Cooler Master Hyper 212 Evo
GPU's: EVGA GTX 750Ti
PSU: 800 Watt thing by Antec not sure the exact name
RAM: 8GB Transcend RAM (Used to have 16GB but one of the sticks went bad)
HDD: WD Caviar Black 1TB, Seagate 2 TB
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#5 - heartbleed ONLINE (04/17/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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I made this for another post, but if you want to know the daily life of a glitch; here you go.
User avatar #114 to #105 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
too kawaii 4 me
User avatar #106 to #105 - heartbleed ONLINE (10/08/2015) [-]
Do ya do this to everyone who thumbs you down?
User avatar #107 to #106 - fluttergrey (10/08/2015) [-]
You visited my profile. It didn't have to do with thumbs.
User avatar #108 to #107 - heartbleed ONLINE (10/08/2015) [-]
Oh, well alrighty. Don't get me wrong I don't hate bronies, I just don't like it when they post around outside their board...
User avatar #99 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (09/08/2015) [-]
I hate you for making me feel unsafe in the web
User avatar #100 to #99 - heartbleed ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
You're welcome mate. <3
#79 - randomcomps (06/14/2015) [-]
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#78 - heartbleed ONLINE (06/14/2015) [-]
69th comment on my profile. I'd like to thank the academy!
69th comment on my profile. I'd like to thank the academy!
User avatar #80 to #78 - heartbleed ONLINE (07/09/2015) [-]
Okay well it says 79 but this is the 69 th visible comment...
User avatar #73 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
I like your banner.
#74 to #73 - heartbleed ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
Thanks mate, have the full image.
User avatar #75 to #74 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
whats it from?
User avatar #76 to #75 - heartbleed ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
I think I got it from some music video on YouTube...
User avatar #77 to #76 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
I see
User avatar #71 - randomcomps (05/25/2015) [-]
I hope you enjoyed FROG RAVE!
User avatar #72 to #71 - heartbleed ONLINE (05/25/2015) [-]
Well, thanks I guess. But why me?
#53 - randomcomps (05/25/2015) [-]
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User avatar #56 to #53 - heartbleed ONLINE (05/25/2015) [-]
Why tho? Why all the frogs?
#49 - randomcomps (05/25/2015) [-]
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#52 to #49 - giffythetoad (05/25/2015) [-]
Well hello there.
User avatar #117 to #52 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
leave mai waifu alone slut
User avatar #126 to #125 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
Don't worry I'm sure you'll find somebody , go post your nudes on /b/
User avatar #45 - randomcomps (05/25/2015) [-]
Are you ready for.... FROG RAVE???!?!?
User avatar #46 to #45 - heartbleed ONLINE (05/25/2015) [-]
Sure bruh.
User avatar #35 - xxjmacxx ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
I am glad I have the chance
to bid you a hello
I feel like life is like a dance
and I must play the cello

I try to grab you hand
and break from the pit
But if I do I stop the band
So here I remain and sit

Know that I watch you, my love
Both here and from afar
My dancing white turtle dove
Who made my heart ajar.
User avatar #36 to #35 - heartbleed ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
That's beautiful :') I like the cello.
#33 - cluckycluckerson (03/28/2015) [-]
look at this autistic cunt with a name like 'heartbleed' what are you an emo freak ??   
   
do u get bullied in school or something cuz god damn
look at this autistic cunt with a name like 'heartbleed' what are you an emo freak ??

do u get bullied in school or something cuz god damn
User avatar #37 to #33 - xxjmacxx ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
heartbleed is a cool name.

You just jealous bruh
User avatar #38 to #37 - heartbleed ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
Aw thanks m8
User avatar #34 to #33 - heartbleed ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
<3 u 2
User avatar #35 to #34 - cluckycluckerson (03/28/2015) [-]
i never said i loved u faggot keep ur sick fantasies to urself jeez
User avatar #36 to #35 - heartbleed ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
#29 - chronicliar (03/21/2015) [-]
I love you
User avatar #118 to #29 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
Fugging liar fug off
User avatar #30 to #29 - heartbleed ONLINE (03/21/2015) [-]
D'aww that's so sweet.
User avatar #120 to #119 - tridaak (01/06/2016) [-]
He asked for a vocaroo on his profile, I think...
User avatar #122 to #120 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
she*

Don't misgender mai waifu peasant
User avatar #26 to #25 - heartbleed ONLINE (02/20/2015) [-]
***** someone actually did it. Thx bruh.
User avatar #23 - gmarrox (01/17/2015) [-]
Nice layout dude
User avatar #24 to #23 - heartbleed ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
Thanks mate!
User avatar #18 - nought (11/25/2014) [-]
nice meme
User avatar #19 to #18 - heartbleed ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
Thx bruh.
User avatar #20 to #19 - nought (11/25/2014) [-]
any time bruh
User avatar #21 to #20 - heartbleed ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
<3
#17 - heartbleed ONLINE (11/16/2014) [-]
My Rig
Mobo: Gigabyte B85M-D3H
CPU: Intel i5 4670k
Heatsink: Cooler Master Hyper 212 Evo
GPU's: EVGA GTX 750Ti, AMD 6770 (For my second monitor)
PSU: 800 Watt thing by Antec not sure the exact name
RAM: 16 Gigs of some unknown brand **** works fine tho
HDD: WD Caviar Black 1TB
Case: Antec Nine Hundred
Keyboard: Razer Blackwidow Ultimate
Mouse: Razer Naga
Headset: Razer Kraken Pro 7.1 Call me a Razer fanboy, idc.
Monitors: Viewsonic VA2448M, Acer P206HV
Speakers: Some cheap *****
If there's anything I missed let me know. I know the cords are a mess, I really need a modular PSU.
User avatar #12 - luqmanr (07/23/2014) [-]
hi, I saw you from that cancerous feminazi video
User avatar #13 to #12 - heartbleed ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
Sup?
#14 to #13 - luqmanr (07/24/2014) [-]
nothing much
User avatar #83 to #14 - heartbleed ONLINE (08/29/2015) [-]
Every time I see this post I feel bad. You said nothing much and then it should have been my turn to reply with something like "How about you?" or something similar, but I didn't and now I just feel bad so I'm doing it now.
User avatar #84 to #83 - luqmanr (08/29/2015) [-]
to be honest I don't really remember who I talk to on FJ, so it's not really a big deal, lol, for me anyways. But sorry for making you feel bad.
User avatar #85 to #84 - heartbleed ONLINE (08/29/2015) [-]
It wasn't your fault. I should've known that it was my turn to respond in the conversation, but I didn't. I failed you...
User avatar #86 to #85 - luqmanr (08/29/2015) [-]
haha so... you want to have that conversation now? How's it going, school, life, etc?
User avatar #87 to #86 - heartbleed ONLINE (08/29/2015) [-]
Well, school hasn't started up again yet, but everything else is going pretty good. Actually I just remembered I needa phone the school to get some scheduling issue sorted out. Thx for reminding me. How about you?
User avatar #88 to #87 - luqmanr (08/29/2015) [-]
well I'm in uni right now. and it's been a week since it started, but we're currently in the process of moving building, so pretty much none of the classes were held. but the lecturers did gave an assignment to get us up and running for our final project, so there's that. You still in high school or what?
User avatar #89 to #88 - heartbleed ONLINE (08/29/2015) [-]
Sorta.. It's kinda a long story.
User avatar #90 to #89 - luqmanr (08/29/2015) [-]
not really up to sharing it? hehe
well we can talk about something else if you'd like
User avatar #91 to #90 - heartbleed ONLINE (08/29/2015) [-]
Nono. Well I really HATE school. In grade 8 I skipped over 100 days of school and managed to get mostly C's. In grade 9 I skipped maybe 200+ days and failed. Then I switched schools to this one wierd school where I went on mondays and fridays and did heavily modified homework/classes and got my 9 and 10 done. The entire school was probably only about 100 students so they could get away with it. Problem was it went from kindergarten to grade 12 so the teachers made everyone be really PC and **** , which I really disliked. So NOW I'm going to ANOTHER school which is a kinda 'finishing school' which is made for people who dropped out or something and wana finish up so they can go to college. This school runs more like a college system with individual classes on different days instead of blocks of multiple non-optional classes every day. Here I can just take the bare minimum I need to graduate and get into the uni/college classes I want. So I went from needing another like 3 years of school to graduate to now I'm graduating next april (or this april going by the school year) I'm 17 btw turning 18 in January

So yeah, as I said long story.
User avatar #92 to #91 - luqmanr (08/29/2015) [-]
I don't know how to respond to this, I'm sorry
I hope everything will work out for you, just keep goin at it
User avatar #93 to #92 - heartbleed ONLINE (08/29/2015) [-]
It's alright I hope so too, planning on going to a college/university for photography so, good luck me! How about you, what do you do?
User avatar #94 to #93 - luqmanr (08/29/2015) [-]
i'm majoring in graphics design, but I focus more on video game, animation, and illustration. Nice...

hey hey, let me see some of your work
User avatar #95 to #94 - heartbleed ONLINE (08/29/2015) [-]
Well I'd just upload the pictures but they're on my other computer. Have my blog though. (I haven't updated it in awhile...)
idophotothings.tumblr.com/
User avatar #96 to #95 - luqmanr (08/29/2015) [-]
you like animals don't you
where are you from?
User avatar #97 to #96 - heartbleed ONLINE (08/29/2015) [-]
Vancouver area Canada. It's not so much that I like animals but they're easy to photograph, not boring, and all the people I live around like them. Also the abundance of nature around here helps.
User avatar #98 to #97 - luqmanr (08/29/2015) [-]
man... I was born in Winnipeg, haven't got the chance (mostly money) to go back there.
User avatar #11 - heartbleed ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Anons turn me on.
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