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#44 - or maybe it's because they're all asian and they read minds  [+] (2 new replies) 03/15/2014 on Only Japan understands true... +1
User avatar #45 - taokami (03/15/2014) [-]
sure, why not.
User avatar #46 - headlesspoodle (03/15/2014) [-]
well gang it looks like we've wrapped up another mystery
#42 - that doesn't explain how they know it's from a drama  [+] (4 new replies) 03/15/2014 on Only Japan understands true... 0
User avatar #43 - taokami (03/15/2014) [-]
Maybe they, just go with me here, maybe they watched it.
User avatar #44 - headlesspoodle (03/15/2014) [-]
or maybe it's because they're all asian and they read minds
User avatar #45 - taokami (03/15/2014) [-]
sure, why not.
User avatar #46 - headlesspoodle (03/15/2014) [-]
well gang it looks like we've wrapped up another mystery
#70 - are you kidding me? the day after sandy hook people were makin…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2014 on Wrong Turn at Albuquerque +5
User avatar #125 - wooyoungkim (03/15/2014) [-]
With all honesty, I say many of the people on Funnyjunk are actually decent (at the very least, the ones who remain silent on the incident) but just decides not to say anything like "too soon" because they know they made terrible jokes before. I'm sure many of us will snap back to seriousness and try to cheer somebody up if they were indeed affected by the incident like comment #42.
#39 - how do people know this is from a korean drama? i don't get th…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/15/2014 on Only Japan understands true... 0
User avatar #41 - taokami (03/15/2014) [-]
because they look korean
User avatar #42 - headlesspoodle (03/15/2014) [-]
that doesn't explain how they know it's from a drama
User avatar #43 - taokami (03/15/2014) [-]
Maybe they, just go with me here, maybe they watched it.
User avatar #44 - headlesspoodle (03/15/2014) [-]
or maybe it's because they're all asian and they read minds
User avatar #45 - taokami (03/15/2014) [-]
sure, why not.
User avatar #46 - headlesspoodle (03/15/2014) [-]
well gang it looks like we've wrapped up another mystery
#86 - yup they do 03/15/2014 on Roasted +1
#83 - i never understood that. why mustard? my mom does that and i t…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/15/2014 on Roasted +1
User avatar #85 - thesovereigngrave (03/15/2014) [-]
Wait... People actually put mustard on burns? I just thought the image was funny.
User avatar #93 - bossguycumsplash (03/15/2014) [-]
It actually helps
User avatar #86 - headlesspoodle (03/15/2014) [-]
yup they do
#288 - do transformers it feels like the internet has forgotten about them 03/15/2014 on Obi-Wan Kenobi 0
#45 - it'll be really awkward when you ask for sex anyway 03/14/2014 on it would be a shame 0
#63 - new users are new 03/14/2014 on aegis system +2
#89 - well this was quite the learning experience, but i must be off  [+] (2 new replies) 03/14/2014 on Wedge Antilles +1
User avatar #90 - huntergriff (03/14/2014) [-]
indeed, I've got a pizza in ze oven.
#94 - konamicode (03/14/2014) [-]
My pizza now.
#87 - and he became the ultimate bad ass because it took an entire m…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/14/2014 on Wedge Antilles +1
User avatar #88 - huntergriff (03/14/2014) [-]
damn right, but still they could have done the exact same thing to the death star and crashed it into a planet as well.
User avatar #89 - headlesspoodle (03/14/2014) [-]
well this was quite the learning experience, but i must be off
User avatar #90 - huntergriff (03/14/2014) [-]
indeed, I've got a pizza in ze oven.
#94 - konamicode (03/14/2014) [-]
My pizza now.
#148 - lucky bastard, i was going to the midnight release but my ride… 03/14/2014 on Dark Souls is Hard 0
#84 - i'm assuming the rebels beat them though, despite not being re…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/14/2014 on Wedge Antilles +1
User avatar #86 - huntergriff (03/14/2014) [-]
they even crashed a moon into a planet and killed chewie.
User avatar #87 - headlesspoodle (03/14/2014) [-]
and he became the ultimate bad ass because it took an entire moon to kill him
User avatar #88 - huntergriff (03/14/2014) [-]
damn right, but still they could have done the exact same thing to the death star and crashed it into a planet as well.
User avatar #89 - headlesspoodle (03/14/2014) [-]
well this was quite the learning experience, but i must be off
User avatar #90 - huntergriff (03/14/2014) [-]
indeed, I've got a pizza in ze oven.
#94 - konamicode (03/14/2014) [-]
My pizza now.
User avatar #85 - huntergriff (03/14/2014) [-]
they only did it with the help of the rebuilt jedi order. and even then the new republic suffered heavy losses. If you play halo, think either the flood or the covenant.
#81 - and just when i thought i had won the argument  [+] (9 new replies) 03/14/2014 on Wedge Antilles +1
User avatar #83 - huntergriff (03/14/2014) [-]
i'm just saying. These guys were very OP.
User avatar #84 - headlesspoodle (03/14/2014) [-]
i'm assuming the rebels beat them though, despite not being rebels anymore
User avatar #86 - huntergriff (03/14/2014) [-]
they even crashed a moon into a planet and killed chewie.
User avatar #87 - headlesspoodle (03/14/2014) [-]
and he became the ultimate bad ass because it took an entire moon to kill him
User avatar #88 - huntergriff (03/14/2014) [-]
damn right, but still they could have done the exact same thing to the death star and crashed it into a planet as well.
User avatar #89 - headlesspoodle (03/14/2014) [-]
well this was quite the learning experience, but i must be off
User avatar #90 - huntergriff (03/14/2014) [-]
indeed, I've got a pizza in ze oven.
#94 - konamicode (03/14/2014) [-]
My pizza now.
User avatar #85 - huntergriff (03/14/2014) [-]
they only did it with the help of the rebuilt jedi order. and even then the new republic suffered heavy losses. If you play halo, think either the flood or the covenant.
#79 - you're dead, how are you more motivated to **** m…  [+] (11 new replies) 03/14/2014 on Wedge Antilles +1
User avatar #80 - huntergriff (03/14/2014) [-]
you don't know where they are though...Their homeplanet basically kicked them off...The force even cut itself off from them, they couldn't be sensed by the force, and they basically lived around in ships and shit...plus, they were planning this since at least Revan's time, hell even before then according to the wiki.

starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Yuuzhan_Vong

starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Yuuzhan_Vong#Early_history
User avatar #81 - headlesspoodle (03/14/2014) [-]
and just when i thought i had won the argument
User avatar #83 - huntergriff (03/14/2014) [-]
i'm just saying. These guys were very OP.
User avatar #84 - headlesspoodle (03/14/2014) [-]
i'm assuming the rebels beat them though, despite not being rebels anymore
User avatar #86 - huntergriff (03/14/2014) [-]
they even crashed a moon into a planet and killed chewie.
User avatar #87 - headlesspoodle (03/14/2014) [-]
and he became the ultimate bad ass because it took an entire moon to kill him
User avatar #88 - huntergriff (03/14/2014) [-]
damn right, but still they could have done the exact same thing to the death star and crashed it into a planet as well.
User avatar #89 - headlesspoodle (03/14/2014) [-]
well this was quite the learning experience, but i must be off
User avatar #90 - huntergriff (03/14/2014) [-]
indeed, I've got a pizza in ze oven.
#94 - konamicode (03/14/2014) [-]
My pizza now.
User avatar #85 - huntergriff (03/14/2014) [-]
they only did it with the help of the rebuilt jedi order. and even then the new republic suffered heavy losses. If you play halo, think either the flood or the covenant.
#77 - ok how about this, lets pretend that you're the other galaxy p…  [+] (14 new replies) 03/14/2014 on Wedge Antilles +1
User avatar #190 - brenton (03/15/2014) [-]
Lasers were virtually useless against their ships. They had bioengineered creature that could create miniature black holes at various spots around their ships that would either swallow lasers or bend them away. I'm sure they could have figured something out to defend themselves against the Death Star's weapon.
User avatar #78 - huntergriff (03/14/2014) [-]
I'd be more motivated to fuck your shit up, regardless of the cost.
User avatar #79 - headlesspoodle (03/14/2014) [-]
you're dead, how are you more motivated to fuck my shit up, i'll just destroy you home planet where your wife, children and dog are, and you won't be able to do anything because i killed you
User avatar #80 - huntergriff (03/14/2014) [-]
you don't know where they are though...Their homeplanet basically kicked them off...The force even cut itself off from them, they couldn't be sensed by the force, and they basically lived around in ships and shit...plus, they were planning this since at least Revan's time, hell even before then according to the wiki.

starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Yuuzhan_Vong

starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Yuuzhan_Vong#Early_history
User avatar #81 - headlesspoodle (03/14/2014) [-]
and just when i thought i had won the argument
User avatar #83 - huntergriff (03/14/2014) [-]
i'm just saying. These guys were very OP.
User avatar #84 - headlesspoodle (03/14/2014) [-]
i'm assuming the rebels beat them though, despite not being rebels anymore
User avatar #86 - huntergriff (03/14/2014) [-]
they even crashed a moon into a planet and killed chewie.
User avatar #87 - headlesspoodle (03/14/2014) [-]
and he became the ultimate bad ass because it took an entire moon to kill him
User avatar #88 - huntergriff (03/14/2014) [-]
damn right, but still they could have done the exact same thing to the death star and crashed it into a planet as well.
User avatar #89 - headlesspoodle (03/14/2014) [-]
well this was quite the learning experience, but i must be off
User avatar #90 - huntergriff (03/14/2014) [-]
indeed, I've got a pizza in ze oven.
#94 - konamicode (03/14/2014) [-]
My pizza now.
User avatar #85 - huntergriff (03/14/2014) [-]
they only did it with the help of the rebuilt jedi order. and even then the new republic suffered heavy losses. If you play halo, think either the flood or the covenant.
#75 - ok maybe they would but they would think twice once they saw t…  [+] (17 new replies) 03/14/2014 on Wedge Antilles +1
User avatar #96 - Yojimbo (03/14/2014) [-]
I disagree. You have to keep in mind that even after the Death Star was destroyed, planet killing shit kept popping up all over the place. Second Death Star, Prototype Death Star, Sun Crusher, Galaxy Gun, Darksaber, World Devestators, etc.

If Nom Anor and his scouting party did their jobs right, they would advise against invading a galaxy where planet killing superweapons keep popping up every few years
User avatar #76 - huntergriff (03/14/2014) [-]
Nigga, these people are masochists...They beat themselves and inflict pain on themselves for pleasure...It's part of their religion. i doubt they would have given a fuck about the death star.
User avatar #77 - headlesspoodle (03/14/2014) [-]
ok how about this, lets pretend that you're the other galaxy people and i'm the empire and i just fired the death star at you and killed you, wouldn't you care?
User avatar #190 - brenton (03/15/2014) [-]
Lasers were virtually useless against their ships. They had bioengineered creature that could create miniature black holes at various spots around their ships that would either swallow lasers or bend them away. I'm sure they could have figured something out to defend themselves against the Death Star's weapon.
User avatar #78 - huntergriff (03/14/2014) [-]
I'd be more motivated to fuck your shit up, regardless of the cost.
User avatar #79 - headlesspoodle (03/14/2014) [-]
you're dead, how are you more motivated to fuck my shit up, i'll just destroy you home planet where your wife, children and dog are, and you won't be able to do anything because i killed you
User avatar #80 - huntergriff (03/14/2014) [-]
you don't know where they are though...Their homeplanet basically kicked them off...The force even cut itself off from them, they couldn't be sensed by the force, and they basically lived around in ships and shit...plus, they were planning this since at least Revan's time, hell even before then according to the wiki.

starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Yuuzhan_Vong

starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Yuuzhan_Vong#Early_history
User avatar #81 - headlesspoodle (03/14/2014) [-]
and just when i thought i had won the argument
User avatar #83 - huntergriff (03/14/2014) [-]
i'm just saying. These guys were very OP.
User avatar #84 - headlesspoodle (03/14/2014) [-]
i'm assuming the rebels beat them though, despite not being rebels anymore
User avatar #86 - huntergriff (03/14/2014) [-]
they even crashed a moon into a planet and killed chewie.
User avatar #87 - headlesspoodle (03/14/2014) [-]
and he became the ultimate bad ass because it took an entire moon to kill him
User avatar #88 - huntergriff (03/14/2014) [-]
damn right, but still they could have done the exact same thing to the death star and crashed it into a planet as well.
User avatar #89 - headlesspoodle (03/14/2014) [-]
well this was quite the learning experience, but i must be off
User avatar #90 - huntergriff (03/14/2014) [-]
indeed, I've got a pizza in ze oven.
#94 - konamicode (03/14/2014) [-]
My pizza now.
User avatar #85 - huntergriff (03/14/2014) [-]
they only did it with the help of the rebuilt jedi order. and even then the new republic suffered heavy losses. If you play halo, think either the flood or the covenant.
#8129980 - so, yes? 03/14/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#8129967 - does twi still show people his ass?  [+] (4 new replies) 03/14/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#8129976 - twi (03/14/2014) [-]
**twi rolled a random comment #35 posted by skullball at Age is just a number ** :
#8130000 - kokanum (03/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #8129980 - headlesspoodle (03/14/2014) [-]
so, yes?
User avatar #8129975 - kebabremover (03/14/2014) [-]
only when he poops
#69 - they wouldn't of invaded if they hadn't destroyed the empire  [+] (19 new replies) 03/14/2014 on Wedge Antilles +1
User avatar #72 - huntergriff (03/14/2014) [-]
yeah they would.
User avatar #75 - headlesspoodle (03/14/2014) [-]
ok maybe they would but they would think twice once they saw they death star and it's power
User avatar #96 - Yojimbo (03/14/2014) [-]
I disagree. You have to keep in mind that even after the Death Star was destroyed, planet killing shit kept popping up all over the place. Second Death Star, Prototype Death Star, Sun Crusher, Galaxy Gun, Darksaber, World Devestators, etc.

If Nom Anor and his scouting party did their jobs right, they would advise against invading a galaxy where planet killing superweapons keep popping up every few years
User avatar #76 - huntergriff (03/14/2014) [-]
Nigga, these people are masochists...They beat themselves and inflict pain on themselves for pleasure...It's part of their religion. i doubt they would have given a fuck about the death star.
User avatar #77 - headlesspoodle (03/14/2014) [-]
ok how about this, lets pretend that you're the other galaxy people and i'm the empire and i just fired the death star at you and killed you, wouldn't you care?
User avatar #190 - brenton (03/15/2014) [-]
Lasers were virtually useless against their ships. They had bioengineered creature that could create miniature black holes at various spots around their ships that would either swallow lasers or bend them away. I'm sure they could have figured something out to defend themselves against the Death Star's weapon.
User avatar #78 - huntergriff (03/14/2014) [-]
I'd be more motivated to fuck your shit up, regardless of the cost.
User avatar #79 - headlesspoodle (03/14/2014) [-]
you're dead, how are you more motivated to fuck my shit up, i'll just destroy you home planet where your wife, children and dog are, and you won't be able to do anything because i killed you
User avatar #80 - huntergriff (03/14/2014) [-]
you don't know where they are though...Their homeplanet basically kicked them off...The force even cut itself off from them, they couldn't be sensed by the force, and they basically lived around in ships and shit...plus, they were planning this since at least Revan's time, hell even before then according to the wiki.

starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Yuuzhan_Vong

starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Yuuzhan_Vong#Early_history
User avatar #81 - headlesspoodle (03/14/2014) [-]
and just when i thought i had won the argument
User avatar #83 - huntergriff (03/14/2014) [-]
i'm just saying. These guys were very OP.
User avatar #84 - headlesspoodle (03/14/2014) [-]
i'm assuming the rebels beat them though, despite not being rebels anymore
User avatar #86 - huntergriff (03/14/2014) [-]
they even crashed a moon into a planet and killed chewie.
User avatar #87 - headlesspoodle (03/14/2014) [-]
and he became the ultimate bad ass because it took an entire moon to kill him
User avatar #88 - huntergriff (03/14/2014) [-]
damn right, but still they could have done the exact same thing to the death star and crashed it into a planet as well.
User avatar #89 - headlesspoodle (03/14/2014) [-]
well this was quite the learning experience, but i must be off
User avatar #90 - huntergriff (03/14/2014) [-]
indeed, I've got a pizza in ze oven.
#94 - konamicode (03/14/2014) [-]
My pizza now.
User avatar #85 - huntergriff (03/14/2014) [-]
they only did it with the help of the rebuilt jedi order. and even then the new republic suffered heavy losses. If you play halo, think either the flood or the covenant.
#137 - sometimes i don't want to open my drawer with socks in it, so … 03/14/2014 on how to be lazy 0
#2 - well **** you to  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2014 on Silthrim's profile 0
#3 - Silthrim (03/14/2014) [-]
When and where Behbeh?
#245 - i probably would to, depending on who's it was and whether it'… 03/14/2014 on 920 dollars +3
#201 - yeah, but he's within his right  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2014 on i love abused women 0
User avatar #202 - snakesniper (03/14/2014) [-]
True, never said he wasn't, he just seems to thumb down everything for no reason.
#83 - especially with dlc's, going against reavers 03/13/2014 on Yup +1
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