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#164361 - I don't intend on ******* him up. I just want it … 11/27/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#164355 - He's a male.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/27/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #164357 - iviagic (11/27/2014) [-]
Yeah, if you contact a guidance counselor or otherwise, you'll be good. I'm not saying to fuck his whole Freshman year by accusing him of sexual assault... just give him a good scare that'll prevent another 'episode', if you will.
#164361 - headlessmamii (11/27/2014) [-]
I don't intend on fucking him up. I just want it to stop with the least amount of butthurt as I can manage. Let me just say this though he literally has been kissing and grabbing on me knowing that I'm a senior and that I find this totally not okay. I'm a nice person I don't want to hurt the guy a bit. It's just that..fuck

I don't want to fuck with his feelings or highschool career I just want to make sure he knows that the shit he's pulling is not okay and he needs to fucking stop. Who knows what will happen if he gets another "crush"

Oh and a quick update. I told my brother about this guy and he said he "handled it" the kid came at my door again before I could even get home and my brother said some things he refused to tell me what but he said the kid cried and waddled off. I haven't seen this guy since but when I do I have no idea what I'm going to say.
#328 - That's probably because he didn't pass the letter count. 11/27/2014 on My favorite Twitter account 0
#164222 - Don't want that either. I see myself going to the hospital for… 11/25/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#164220 - Eh well you had a relationship so that counts for something. I…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/25/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #164221 - letting (11/25/2014) [-]
Yeah, about that relationship, let's just say I can relate to the whole "stalker" thing... So no, it's not really about having a relationship, it's about holding onto somebody and having them be there for you when you need them the most. I've never had that, most people just leave me can't say I blame them so it really puts a damper on your whole outlook on life when things go to shit over and over again. 3 times now, all ended different, all painful. A lot of people want relationships and bitch about being alone, let me tell you there are things much worse. If you think finding someone is difficult, try holding onto them.

Yeah, that looks awful. I want nothing like that in the college I do wind up attending. How do you even ask a question? Does it even matter? Like I said, you're just a number. They don't even know your name. That's how kids sleep through most of college and them cram for finals and barely pass. I don't want that.
User avatar #164222 - headlessmamii (11/25/2014) [-]
Don't want that either. I see myself going to the hospital for something like lack or sleep or malnutrition. A long lasting relationship? Who knows like I said there's always a possibility for everything including a soul mate you can grow old with. I already have that type of relationship already expect it's with my mother. I love her to pieces. If I was to die and go to what people describe as heaven it wouldn't be heaven to me because my mother won't be there with me.

I already toured my college and saw the rooms there were just perfect oh my god. Not too big not too small and you can totally be able to see your instructor and they could see you back. I can't wait until I graduate and go there. The food is pretty nice too. I didn't know coffee vending machines existed until now.
#164216 - well **** there goes that spoiler I wanted 11/25/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#164215 - Yeah it is a pretty nice and straight forward plan. My dream s…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/25/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #164217 - letting (11/25/2014) [-]
Heh, that's a nice sentiment anyway. But I have my doubts about finding anyone. I dated a girl shorter than you once, Didn't end well, like all of my relationships. Not like I've had many anyway. So trust me, you aren't a "midget". You're short, sure, but girls can rock that whole "cute" thing and get way with it. Most girls that I know are taller than me anyway...

I'm not looking for a large school either. Being 1 out of 100 students in a lecture hall does not appeal to me in the slightest. There's no actual bonding or 1 on 1 experience with a professor, you're just a number.
#164220 - headlessmamii (11/25/2014) [-]
Eh well you had a relationship so that counts for something. I never dated anyone to be honest. I've always seen how someone in class is bragging about having a stalker and then I was like. I guess that would be pretty adorable. We all know where that went We're quite alike. I think everyone would like interacting with the professor too I don't know who wouldn't. He is the guy grading your papers and such. It might work if you have a tutor maybe. But I'm a very slow learner to the point where I slapped with a goddamn IEP I can't shake. The last thing I want is to be in a learning environment like this picture. I mind as well jump off a cliff.

But nothing in this world is totally absolute. There's always a possibility for something. I mean I never thought I'd have a stalker but lookie here last year in highschool and I had to get one. And a Freshman at that.
User avatar #164221 - letting (11/25/2014) [-]
Yeah, about that relationship, let's just say I can relate to the whole "stalker" thing... So no, it's not really about having a relationship, it's about holding onto somebody and having them be there for you when you need them the most. I've never had that, most people just leave me can't say I blame them so it really puts a damper on your whole outlook on life when things go to shit over and over again. 3 times now, all ended different, all painful. A lot of people want relationships and bitch about being alone, let me tell you there are things much worse. If you think finding someone is difficult, try holding onto them.

Yeah, that looks awful. I want nothing like that in the college I do wind up attending. How do you even ask a question? Does it even matter? Like I said, you're just a number. They don't even know your name. That's how kids sleep through most of college and them cram for finals and barely pass. I don't want that.
User avatar #164222 - headlessmamii (11/25/2014) [-]
Don't want that either. I see myself going to the hospital for something like lack or sleep or malnutrition. A long lasting relationship? Who knows like I said there's always a possibility for everything including a soul mate you can grow old with. I already have that type of relationship already expect it's with my mother. I love her to pieces. If I was to die and go to what people describe as heaven it wouldn't be heaven to me because my mother won't be there with me.

I already toured my college and saw the rooms there were just perfect oh my god. Not too big not too small and you can totally be able to see your instructor and they could see you back. I can't wait until I graduate and go there. The food is pretty nice too. I didn't know coffee vending machines existed until now.
User avatar #164216 - headlessmamii (11/25/2014) [-]
well fuck there goes that spoiler I wanted
#164212 - Man a 3.8 that's amazing. Here I am skipping meals and slip an…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/25/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #164214 - letting (11/25/2014) [-]
Don't feel too bad, a GPA isn't everything and I only have that kind of score because I structured my entire highschool career around what I knew I could excel at. I took the minimum math courses and took a ton of history, english, electives, etc. I've always been terrible at math, especially algebra, just never came to me.

I'm going to community college as well. I don't think I could handle a massive university and I could never afford it. I just can't be $100,000 in debt by the time I graduate. Your plan is a good one, so stick with it and keep it up.

As far as growing, nah. Had all the tests done and my bone plates are pretty much fused. I'm done, and stuck this way. Pretty crushing when you're a guy and this small girls certainly never give you a second look but nothing I can do about it...
User avatar #164215 - headlessmamii (11/25/2014) [-]
Yeah it is a pretty nice and straight forward plan. My dream school isn't even that big like other schools. It would suck having to walk around a big ass building and wind up sweating by the time you get to class. I'm already like that now actually. It just takes 2 sets of stairs for me to start rushing to a water fountain. Not to mention I have stay back a little because people's bookbags can knock me right off the stairwell. My friends also call me midget because fuck I'm really passive. You're not alone. Besides mostly every girl I know [spoiler] (I hardly know any girls that I have as friends) doesn't like tall guys. They hate to actually "look up" to people so all hope isn't lost. To be honest I'm the same way. But of course that applies to everyone because hell I was just 4'11 last year. Being short sucks ass but who knows maybe you'll meet someone as short as me and have a get together or something. [/spoiler]
User avatar #164217 - letting (11/25/2014) [-]
Heh, that's a nice sentiment anyway. But I have my doubts about finding anyone. I dated a girl shorter than you once, Didn't end well, like all of my relationships. Not like I've had many anyway. So trust me, you aren't a "midget". You're short, sure, but girls can rock that whole "cute" thing and get way with it. Most girls that I know are taller than me anyway...

I'm not looking for a large school either. Being 1 out of 100 students in a lecture hall does not appeal to me in the slightest. There's no actual bonding or 1 on 1 experience with a professor, you're just a number.
#164220 - headlessmamii (11/25/2014) [-]
Eh well you had a relationship so that counts for something. I never dated anyone to be honest. I've always seen how someone in class is bragging about having a stalker and then I was like. I guess that would be pretty adorable. We all know where that went We're quite alike. I think everyone would like interacting with the professor too I don't know who wouldn't. He is the guy grading your papers and such. It might work if you have a tutor maybe. But I'm a very slow learner to the point where I slapped with a goddamn IEP I can't shake. The last thing I want is to be in a learning environment like this picture. I mind as well jump off a cliff.

But nothing in this world is totally absolute. There's always a possibility for something. I mean I never thought I'd have a stalker but lookie here last year in highschool and I had to get one. And a Freshman at that.
User avatar #164221 - letting (11/25/2014) [-]
Yeah, about that relationship, let's just say I can relate to the whole "stalker" thing... So no, it's not really about having a relationship, it's about holding onto somebody and having them be there for you when you need them the most. I've never had that, most people just leave me can't say I blame them so it really puts a damper on your whole outlook on life when things go to shit over and over again. 3 times now, all ended different, all painful. A lot of people want relationships and bitch about being alone, let me tell you there are things much worse. If you think finding someone is difficult, try holding onto them.

Yeah, that looks awful. I want nothing like that in the college I do wind up attending. How do you even ask a question? Does it even matter? Like I said, you're just a number. They don't even know your name. That's how kids sleep through most of college and them cram for finals and barely pass. I don't want that.
User avatar #164222 - headlessmamii (11/25/2014) [-]
Don't want that either. I see myself going to the hospital for something like lack or sleep or malnutrition. A long lasting relationship? Who knows like I said there's always a possibility for everything including a soul mate you can grow old with. I already have that type of relationship already expect it's with my mother. I love her to pieces. If I was to die and go to what people describe as heaven it wouldn't be heaven to me because my mother won't be there with me.

I already toured my college and saw the rooms there were just perfect oh my god. Not too big not too small and you can totally be able to see your instructor and they could see you back. I can't wait until I graduate and go there. The food is pretty nice too. I didn't know coffee vending machines existed until now.
User avatar #164216 - headlessmamii (11/25/2014) [-]
well fuck there goes that spoiler I wanted
#164207 - I know exactly what you mean. Make sure people see that the … 11/25/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#251 - you win this round 11/25/2014 on I Dub you King Weeaboo +1

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