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#35 - The scientific method cannot prove anything. It can only d… 05/28/2014 on Jesus Was A Badass 0
#30 - Could you please teach me to be as edgy as you? Most …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/28/2014 on Jesus Was A Badass +9
#70 - xxhadesflamesxx (05/29/2014) [-]
he's just a troll
#33 - thumbology has deleted their comment.
#35 - headkicker (05/28/2014) [-]
The scientific method cannot prove anything.
It can only disprove the incorrect, and thus far, nobody has disproved an Arab named Jesus bopping around the middle east.
#231 - "For Sale: Baby Shoes, never worn." - Ernest Hemingw… 05/20/2014 on Six-Word Stories +3
#151 - Man, respect is earned and not given, and that crazy bitch (no…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2014 on absolutely fukken #REKT -2
User avatar #217 - pokimone (05/14/2014) [-]
Personal respect is earned, but I still feel that if you don't respect someone, they have no reason to respect you back. All anyone in that family is doing is yelling at each other, or ignoring their problems. I see no respect, and no maturity from them.
#148 - And yet you ironically use an image of Bill Bailey who, is in …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2014 on (untitled) +3
#149 - sweetellie (05/13/2014) [-]
I was gonna say he's just cool but now that I think of it, yes, both.
#4 - lol Never expected to see Boogie in a porno. Never wanted … 04/24/2014 on That struck a nerve +4
#5100 - **headkicker rolls 0,764,640** Lets do this mutha ***… 04/22/2014 on Freeeeeeeeeee 0
#71 - Everybody is going to undergo some variety of brainwashing at … 04/20/2014 on Shrimp 0
#144 - Well, why not? 04/19/2014 on Hottest Guys Of FunnyJunk... +3
#16 - Fair enough if you're off the shift, but a Nurse Joy going to …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2014 on R00d +1
User avatar #31 - sketchE (03/22/2014) [-]
you dont?
#27 - It's an Ent. Treebeard to be specific. 02/04/2014 on You've seen this before +2
#64 - lol Big essay bruh on a conversation you weren't a part of. 01/12/2014 on caaaaaaaaarlllll 0
#17 - Naw, I work in a Veterinary Practice, I'm study Vet Nursing, I…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/09/2014 on caaaaaaaaarlllll 0
#60 - bluelightbebop (01/09/2014) [-]
Oh yeah? Well, my Dad is in the marines, he has won 4 medals and he has 572 confirmed kills via Sniper Rifle.

(That's how smart you sound.)

Grapes aren't "Incredibly poisonous" to dogs (as said by you, bread goblin.)
They are a potential risk form them, an can cause renal failure and sometimes, choking.

But that's that.
Potential Renal Failure (As seen in 6% of the dogs in a control group of 50, in a 2 year study.) is waay different than "OMG, INCREDIBLY POISONOUS.".


So yeah, before pulling "Rank" be sure to know what you are talking about.

My experience? I'm no Vet, i'm no Canine Scholar. I'm just a bored dude with internet access and vet books.
TL;DR: You overbitched your shit.
#64 - headkicker (01/12/2014) [-]
lol Big essay bruh on a conversation you weren't a part of.
User avatar #18 - wunderboner (01/09/2014) [-]
as a pet owner ive found that 90% of vets are full of shit. and out to make a quick buck off peoples ignorance
User avatar #27 - RandomAnonGuy (01/09/2014) [-]
As a person I've found that I hate 100% of people who believe shit like that.
#20 - anonymous (01/09/2014) [-]
As a person that knows statistics I've found that 100% of people who say "90%" are pulling that number out of their ass and have no idea what the actual ratio is. And yes, grapes are poisonous to dogs, I know this for a fact because a family friend has had one die from eating a bag of grapes it found on the floor.
User avatar #21 - wunderboner (01/09/2014) [-]
maybee im right and maybee your wrong. im sure someone has the answer
User avatar #39 - iamundecided (01/09/2014) [-]
My dog loves grapes, my vet just said to cut them in two before feeding them to the dog because the dog can choke if she swallows it too fast.
#15 - Naw, yeah it is.  [+] (9 new replies) 01/09/2014 on caaaaaaaaarlllll 0
User avatar #16 - wunderboner (01/09/2014) [-]
naw look it up, ie that shit
#17 - headkicker (01/09/2014) [-]
Naw, I work in a Veterinary Practice, I'm study Vet Nursing, I have looked it up.
#60 - bluelightbebop (01/09/2014) [-]
Oh yeah? Well, my Dad is in the marines, he has won 4 medals and he has 572 confirmed kills via Sniper Rifle.

(That's how smart you sound.)

Grapes aren't "Incredibly poisonous" to dogs (as said by you, bread goblin.)
They are a potential risk form them, an can cause renal failure and sometimes, choking.

But that's that.
Potential Renal Failure (As seen in 6% of the dogs in a control group of 50, in a 2 year study.) is waay different than "OMG, INCREDIBLY POISONOUS.".


So yeah, before pulling "Rank" be sure to know what you are talking about.

My experience? I'm no Vet, i'm no Canine Scholar. I'm just a bored dude with internet access and vet books.
TL;DR: You overbitched your shit.
#64 - headkicker (01/12/2014) [-]
lol Big essay bruh on a conversation you weren't a part of.
User avatar #18 - wunderboner (01/09/2014) [-]
as a pet owner ive found that 90% of vets are full of shit. and out to make a quick buck off peoples ignorance
User avatar #27 - RandomAnonGuy (01/09/2014) [-]
As a person I've found that I hate 100% of people who believe shit like that.
#20 - anonymous (01/09/2014) [-]
As a person that knows statistics I've found that 100% of people who say "90%" are pulling that number out of their ass and have no idea what the actual ratio is. And yes, grapes are poisonous to dogs, I know this for a fact because a family friend has had one die from eating a bag of grapes it found on the floor.
User avatar #21 - wunderboner (01/09/2014) [-]
maybee im right and maybee your wrong. im sure someone has the answer
User avatar #39 - iamundecided (01/09/2014) [-]
My dog loves grapes, my vet just said to cut them in two before feeding them to the dog because the dog can choke if she swallows it too fast.
#13 - Fun Fact: Grapes are incredibly poisonous to dogs. Hop…  [+] (12 new replies) 01/09/2014 on caaaaaaaaarlllll +1
#29 - anonymous (01/09/2014) [-]
nigga, it's a fucking cartoon
User avatar #14 - wunderboner (01/09/2014) [-]
naw thats not true
#15 - headkicker (01/09/2014) [-]
Naw, yeah it is.
User avatar #16 - wunderboner (01/09/2014) [-]
naw look it up, ie that shit
#17 - headkicker (01/09/2014) [-]
Naw, I work in a Veterinary Practice, I'm study Vet Nursing, I have looked it up.
#60 - bluelightbebop (01/09/2014) [-]
Oh yeah? Well, my Dad is in the marines, he has won 4 medals and he has 572 confirmed kills via Sniper Rifle.

(That's how smart you sound.)

Grapes aren't "Incredibly poisonous" to dogs (as said by you, bread goblin.)
They are a potential risk form them, an can cause renal failure and sometimes, choking.

But that's that.
Potential Renal Failure (As seen in 6% of the dogs in a control group of 50, in a 2 year study.) is waay different than "OMG, INCREDIBLY POISONOUS.".


So yeah, before pulling "Rank" be sure to know what you are talking about.

My experience? I'm no Vet, i'm no Canine Scholar. I'm just a bored dude with internet access and vet books.
TL;DR: You overbitched your shit.
#64 - headkicker (01/12/2014) [-]
lol Big essay bruh on a conversation you weren't a part of.
User avatar #18 - wunderboner (01/09/2014) [-]
as a pet owner ive found that 90% of vets are full of shit. and out to make a quick buck off peoples ignorance
User avatar #27 - RandomAnonGuy (01/09/2014) [-]
As a person I've found that I hate 100% of people who believe shit like that.
#20 - anonymous (01/09/2014) [-]
As a person that knows statistics I've found that 100% of people who say "90%" are pulling that number out of their ass and have no idea what the actual ratio is. And yes, grapes are poisonous to dogs, I know this for a fact because a family friend has had one die from eating a bag of grapes it found on the floor.
User avatar #21 - wunderboner (01/09/2014) [-]
maybee im right and maybee your wrong. im sure someone has the answer
User avatar #39 - iamundecided (01/09/2014) [-]
My dog loves grapes, my vet just said to cut them in two before feeding them to the dog because the dog can choke if she swallows it too fast.
#26 - **** me £400,000 for a four bedroom house? T… 12/31/2013 on There once was a house 0
#108 - I also have a PhD brah. A Pretty huge Dick! 12/30/2013 on Got my bro a gift +3
#295 - Sometimes, but when it was the Sega/Nintendo feud for instance… 12/04/2013 on Gamers 0
#290 - Never understood why people complained about the console wars.…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/04/2013 on Gamers +2
User avatar #348 - yusay (12/04/2013) [-]
Intense brand loyalty. You don't see it with many other products because none can compare with the amount of time those people will play games and the amount of money they have invested.
#294 - anonymous (12/04/2013) [-]
or to lie to the consumer like both of them end up doing
#295 - headkicker (12/04/2013) [-]
Sometimes, but when it was the Sega/Nintendo feud for instance, both of them genuinely stepped up their games to get ahead.
#133 - Ha! What a don. Look; listening to your audience is import… 09/07/2013 on Yeah, well at least I can... -1
#141 - Y'know, I favourited this, eagerly believing in the 'feel-good…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/27/2013 on Bullfighting 0
User avatar #154 - scottishpenis (08/31/2013) [-]
Sauce?
#147 - orrihaa (08/27/2013) [-]
Ass
#15 - Bigger question; How can captain America and the Huma… 07/26/2013 on Scumbag Avengers +5
#16 - >No strings attached. >Must give up PS3 and Pokemon.… 07/26/2013 on Priorities +23
#15 - Sex without strings is great, but sex with somebody you care a…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/26/2013 on Priorities +3
User avatar #19 - natanhiel (07/26/2013) [-]
I can't stand the thought of doing it with someone I don't love.

And yes, I know I'm a pussy
#26 - anonymous (07/26/2013) [-]
That doesnt make you a pussy. It makes you mature.
User avatar #25 - Hreidmar (07/26/2013) [-]
That's not being a pussy. That's actually rather nice, but it does mean that you'll have very limited sexual contact until you find someone you care about a lot. Which can take longer.
#2831 - Comment deleted 07/17/2013 on Thumb Orgy the Right Way +8
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