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#13 - I thought Danes and Swedes would be able to identify the man f… 09/03/2014 on Denmark trains some "raw"... +4
#61 - Like you wouldn't suck a dick for 100K a day. **** …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2014 on Please read description 0
User avatar #66 - thebobinito (08/26/2014) [-]
I'd do it for the £1m a day as stated, no less than that amount, I'd happily have the amount stop after a year as I'd have £365m to play with.
#11 - I didn't know the Chinese spoke english.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2014 on "The whole world should... 0
User avatar #17 - generaljosh (05/03/2014) [-]
China wasn't a global superpower when globalization started. That was the British, then later the US.
User avatar #15 - superdave (05/03/2014) [-]
Chinese primary school start teaching English in the third grade.
#88 - So what? Just because you can use spit as a lubricant does not… 08/06/2013 on Subway Stories PT 4 0
#77 - But bodily fluids doesn't have to be sexual? Blood as an insta…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Subway Stories PT 4 0
User avatar #82 - lotengo (08/06/2013) [-]
but spit does. U can kiss and fuck a mouh. U dont have sex with an artery.

Also, i know more then one person that will spit on u when they get angry, but ive never met a person that wil slit his wrist and squirt all over u just to piss u off
#88 - hchhftw (08/06/2013) [-]
So what? Just because you can use spit as a lubricant does not constitute it as a sexual assault. Spitting at someone in rage isn't sexual in any way.
#79 - jazzytheferret (08/06/2013) [-]
While I agree, it all comes down to how the "victim" interprets it in some states. If you feel sexually assaulted it can be taken down that avenue.
#76 - Some of ya'll laws are a bit over the top, don't you think? No…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/06/2013 on Subway Stories PT 4 0
User avatar #78 - theavatarspupil (08/06/2013) [-]
I'm not entirely sure what the punishment is.
#73 - Consider yourself lucky. I work in field marketing, and some p…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/06/2013 on Subway Stories PT 4 +1
User avatar #75 - nesquik (08/06/2013) [-]
I can imagine that happening, of course, but you don't have 25 other stories a lot like it. OP has made 22 mcdisasters and 4 subway stories, all of which (except one which was more of a very hard to believe sex story) were worse than anything I've ever experienced or even seen first-hand. While maybe the first 3 were believable, at a certain point it's just blatant bullshit.
#69 - Haha, seriously?  [+] (8 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Subway Stories PT 4 0
#74 - jazzytheferret (08/06/2013) [-]
Totally serious, it can even be pushed as sexual assault as it is a bodily fluid.
#77 - hchhftw (08/06/2013) [-]
But bodily fluids doesn't have to be sexual? Blood as an instance (in most cases) got nothing to do with sex..
User avatar #82 - lotengo (08/06/2013) [-]
but spit does. U can kiss and fuck a mouh. U dont have sex with an artery.

Also, i know more then one person that will spit on u when they get angry, but ive never met a person that wil slit his wrist and squirt all over u just to piss u off
#88 - hchhftw (08/06/2013) [-]
So what? Just because you can use spit as a lubricant does not constitute it as a sexual assault. Spitting at someone in rage isn't sexual in any way.
#79 - jazzytheferret (08/06/2013) [-]
While I agree, it all comes down to how the "victim" interprets it in some states. If you feel sexually assaulted it can be taken down that avenue.
User avatar #72 - theavatarspupil (08/06/2013) [-]
Some states count it as a biological attack, and you can get in BIG trouble for it.
#76 - hchhftw (08/06/2013) [-]
Some of ya'll laws are a bit over the top, don't you think? Not that I don't think it's incredibly disrespectful, but assault may be a bit too much.

Or it may depend on the punishment. Does it fit the crime?
User avatar #78 - theavatarspupil (08/06/2013) [-]
I'm not entirely sure what the punishment is.
#67 - Trust me on this man. All these stories may be true. You don't…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Subway Stories PT 4 +1
User avatar #70 - nesquik (08/06/2013) [-]
There are sick fucks out there, but there wouldn't be like, 60 epic tails of near-death experiences caused by customers in less than 10 years. I've never had any single encounter as disgusting or excruciating as OP describes his seemingly monthly basis.
#73 - hchhftw (08/06/2013) [-]
Consider yourself lucky. I work in field marketing, and some people from my team was nearly killed by a dude because they asked him if he needed a fuel-discount card. He tried to run over them with a car. He wrecked their tent, stands and signs, and hit the concrete behind them. Luckily they managed to jump out of the way.

Though I must add, that when the police came it turned out they had prior dealings with him, and his mental health was really not the best. But that only goes to provr my point about "sick fucks". In this case it was literal craziness.
User avatar #75 - nesquik (08/06/2013) [-]
I can imagine that happening, of course, but you don't have 25 other stories a lot like it. OP has made 22 mcdisasters and 4 subway stories, all of which (except one which was more of a very hard to believe sex story) were worse than anything I've ever experienced or even seen first-hand. While maybe the first 3 were believable, at a certain point it's just blatant bullshit.
User avatar #71 - nesquik (08/06/2013) [-]
30*
#63 - media. comicvine . com/uploads/6/67064/2081435- supermansuper … 12/31/2012 on Thor Has Met His Match 0
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