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#4 - Because lawyers know laws and regulations. Its the same reason… 1 hour ago on Neil Mothafuckin' Degrasse... 0
#47 - I work at staples. Its hell right now  [+] (2 new replies) 09/01/2014 on Back to School +1
User avatar #58 - Lintutu (09/01/2014) [-]
I work at officemax, equal amount of hell for us too
User avatar #50 - boeingninja (09/01/2014) [-]
So do I. And yes... yes it is.
#5 - finally a condom that fits me  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2014 on CD bubbles +17
User avatar #6 - foamytesquirrel (09/01/2014) [-]
You forgot to put quotes and then say "Our glorious leader, Admin."
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#3 - In fairness though that world cup one, could mean specific cities 08/30/2014 on Dumbest Tweets +1
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HI IM IVAN VLADMIR AND THIS IS RUSIA
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User avatar #61 - ieatbengay (08/26/2014) [-]
I have noticed that even people who claim everything is predetermined and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road. ... One cannot base one's conduct on the idea that everything is determined, because one does not know what has been determined. Instead, one has to adopt the effective theory that one has free will and that one is responsible for one's actions. This theory is not very good at predicting human behavior, but we adopt it because there is no chance of solving the equations arising from the fundamental laws. There is also a Darwinian reason that we believe in free will: A society in which the individual feels responsible for his or her actions is more likely to work together and survive to spread its values. (pp. 133-135 Black Holes and Baby Universes and Other Essays (1993))

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User avatar #85 - phazynsisc (04/03/2013) [-]
oh man just rolled trips.
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#84 - anonymous (03/25/2013) [-]
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#83 - anonymous (03/25/2013) [-]
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#81 - anonymous (03/25/2013) [-]
This is Mike look at this picture.
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#80 - anonymous (02/26/2013) [-]
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#77 - anonymous (02/26/2013) [-]
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#78 to #77 - anonymous (02/26/2013) [-]
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#73 - anonymous (02/26/2013) [-]
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#74 to #73 - anonymous (02/26/2013) [-]
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#75 to #74 - anonymous (02/26/2013) [-]
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#72 - anonymous (02/26/2013) [-]
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#76 to #72 - anonymous (02/26/2013) [-]
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#71 - anonymous (02/25/2013) [-]
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#67 - anonymous (02/25/2013) [-]
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#70 to #68 - anonymous (02/25/2013) [-]
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stop saying THE GLORY OF STEVE JOBS, faggot
#69 to #68 - anonymous (02/25/2013) [-]
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Me: Yeah. Unfortuantly for you, you are so rebelious, all the guys want to make out with you...YOUgayASSFAGGOTPONYHATER
#66 - anonymous (02/25/2013) [-]
*roll2*
HEY-
REMEMBER, MARCH 1ST IS DERPY DAY!!!

EAT MUFFINS,
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STOP BEING gay!!!!
#79 to #66 - anonymous (02/26/2013) [-]
yeah derpy day is cool.
but its ******* *roll 2* , BITCH
#62 - anonymous (02/21/2013) [-]
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suck my dick faggot
#64 to #62 - anonymous (02/22/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 26** No u
#61 - anonymous (02/21/2013) [-]
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dick
#65 to #61 - anonymous (02/22/2013) [-]
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#60 - anonymous (02/21/2013) [-]
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#59 - anonymous (02/15/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches ( **** was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like ************* fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my **** to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
#58 - anonymous (02/15/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* type about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at MIT, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids with Anonymous, and I have over 300 confirmed DDoSes. I am trained in online trolling and I’m the top hacker in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another virus host. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the Internet, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with typing that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we chat over IRC I am tracing your IP with my damn bare hands so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your computer. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack into your files in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in hacking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of every piece of malware ever created and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the world wide web, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* fingers. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** code all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#57 - anonymous (02/15/2013) [-]
I don’t give a **** who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your ******* life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much ******* pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a ******* back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a **** how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many ******* guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll ******* show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the **** out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a ******* heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my ******* car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could ******* destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great ****** length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing ******* hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll ******* resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced faggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
#56 - anonymous (02/15/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#55 - anonymous (02/13/2013) [-]
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