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#6 - The new Ios7 update makes the phone as durable as a rock, duh.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/24/2013 on Who needs phones +7
User avatar #9 - vgmddg (09/24/2013) [-]
I heard it's waterproof now too.
#20 - haziri (09/25/2013) [-]
Apparently if you stick it up your ass it can give you a physical.
#4 - He must not have adobe premium studio x 12 flash 4 installed. 09/23/2013 on Thanks... 0
#3 - That bee just looks adorable. 09/22/2013 on Beehave +26
#2 - I wouldn't compare it to **** . I can enjoy a …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/22/2013 on Dbz Cosplay 0
User avatar #4 - mhden (09/22/2013) [-]
Well yes ... there is a great difference between a normal shit and a movie that is shity .
Its that when you have a normal shit , you feel bad before it comes out .But when it does come out you feel good and you are glad you took the shit .
Well in the case of a shitty movie it is the complite opossite .
#3 - mhden has deleted their comment.
#9 - We use a lot of sayings nowadays that are pretty damn old. I h…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2013 on Future 0
User avatar #10 - wickkles (09/22/2013) [-]
Kids now a days tho normally don't.
#2 - Who put a stick up your ass today?  [+] (6 new replies) 09/22/2013 on I Whip My Hair Back And... +96
User avatar #29 - acidreign (09/22/2013) [-]
I did. Sorry, internet folks.
User avatar #11 - aldheim (09/22/2013) [-]
Why on earth would that make anybody angry?
User avatar #4 - fozzoul (09/22/2013) [-]
*raises hand*
#20 - ohgodwaitimatheist (09/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #6 - AnonsForSure (09/22/2013) [-]
You are sooo mean.

And I'm okay with that._
#5 - trollchildxy (09/22/2013) [-]
oh you dirty boy....
#7 - What should I do if I'm a sea monster and the girl is underage?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2013 on (untitled) 0
#11 - rprol (09/22/2013) [-]
I think maybe #2 could be applicable. however I believe that if she's in a schoolgirls uniform then it would be against the law to not.
#7 - This is the first time I've been really excited for side characters. 09/20/2013 on There's a difference? +8
#5 - I get that life isn't fair, but that doesn't mean the teacher …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/18/2013 on bill gates on life -1
User avatar #8 - captainfuckitall (09/18/2013) [-]
Life isn't gonna give a shit whether you want it fair or not, it's gonna give you what it gives you and it's your job to make the best out of it
User avatar #7 - joekerr (09/18/2013) [-]
teachers don't know shit about, srsly. most of them have only been to school, college and back to school.
#24 - This is why I don't go to midnight releases anymore. Not this … 09/18/2013 on Scum... 0
#58 - I can't help, but I wish you the best. 09/18/2013 on Dirtbags. I need your help... +1
#45 - Actually I think most people hate you right now. 09/17/2013 on Lord Bills +1
#106 - Death penalty or beaten to death in juvenile. Either way, this… 09/17/2013 on Go To The Park They Said... -1
#3 - You better not shout You better not cry Here I cum … 09/16/2013 on dat ass 0
#12 - Just gonna favorite this and save it for later. 09/16/2013 on seems very legit 0
#62 - Actually it kind of does. If you truly stand by what you say, … 09/12/2013 on Syria 0
#9 - >Believes in self responsibility >Post as anonymous…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/12/2013 on Syria +22
#77 - Slicernicer (09/12/2013) [-]
Detroit scared out that tax base and once highways were built it became very easy for those with money to live in the suburbs and transit.

Meanwhile the city was run by a corrupt cooperation between politicians and labor unions.

Also race riots.

Of course there' s also the decline in the auto industry. These days most industry in the US is concentrated in the south. A lot of the black population up north is actually moving back to the south because its pretty easy to move down there for jobs when you already have some kind family living there.
#30 - tittysugar (09/12/2013) [-]
Because receiving thumbs counts as responsibility, right? Next you're gonna tell me getting your dick sucked by a dude makes you gay.
#12 - anonymous (09/12/2013) [-]
I'm standing by everything i'm saying. I'm right fucking here. Why are people on this site so obsessed with accounts? It doesn't make you special. Who I am isn't what's important, what i'm saying is. My identity doesn't matter.
#62 - haziri (09/12/2013) [-]
Actually it kind of does. If you truly stand by what you say, you'll have your account say it, instead of saying it behind a wall. "I stand by what I say, so long as no one knows I'm the one saying it" doesn't exactly help your point.
User avatar #29 - tittysugar (09/12/2013) [-]
Right on dude, I hear what you're saying. I agree that minorities lack motivation, but the biggest problem with that is that the people around them make them feel it's okay. Misery loves company and one can feel the need to succeed but will be dragged down with the notion from others that it's okay to fail. Communities need to denounce all the messages hip hop and rap send, not saying the music shouldn't be there, just saying that they send shitty messages to kids listening. Kudos on defending anonymous, I use to be anon for years, but made an account because keeping up conversations on this site as anon is too big a pain.
#36 - Yeah this is the best way. Ever since doing this I've gone up … 09/12/2013 on Failure 0
#5 - The cat looks displeased. I can't imagine any pawsible reasons. 09/11/2013 on Cat accessories. 0
#7 - That's just it though. Superman is made of indestructible kryp… 09/10/2013 on Price 0
#6 - Everybody loves a completely broken superhero. Might as well g…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/10/2013 on SuperJerk +3
User avatar #23 - pokimone (09/10/2013) [-]
Believe it or not, they nerfed him A LOT in the 60s. Pre 60s superman could make up powers on the spot. Anything he thought, could become reality.
#12 - angelious (09/10/2013) [-]
he has.he once got hit by a galaxy destroying bomb and then regenerated back from being just his bones
#28 - Unless you get hyper regeneration, immortality is **** …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2013 on I will +1
#34 - RageGuyyourmom (09/10/2013) [-]
The horrible pain, torn to pieces and you have to slowly regenerate, it would take years, decades.
#33 - Or Miyazaki was just making a good story that was about exactl…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2013 on Eff yo dreams +2
User avatar #37 - shadowstepone (09/09/2013) [-]
he is kind of known for hidden meanings...
#20 - Well it's not like he would have evidence or anything to prove…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/07/2013 on This makes me angry +115
User avatar #89 - jrondeau (09/08/2013) [-]
A good lawyer could claim that she had merely never brought the rape to light before and only now told him that she planned
#22 - anonymous (09/08/2013) [-]
Except for her FB post basically admitting it was all a lie.

#47 - tehfalconguy (09/08/2013) [-]
But in the end.....

#93 - superduperpuper (09/08/2013) [-]
What a plot twist!
#27 - AllYourBase (09/08/2013) [-]
I know that sarcasm doesn't translate very well into text, where there's no inflection, but Jesus, how dense are you?
User avatar #23 - fireprincess (09/08/2013) [-]
Pretty sure he was being sarcastic.
#8 - Thought this was some kind of old fishermen meme when I was sc… 09/07/2013 on fun facts 0
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