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#2 - I love the leviathan series and no one I know likes or has the…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/08/2014 on Lonely, i am so lonely. +1
User avatar #21 - therealtjthemedic (03/09/2014) [-]
Clank is dank
User avatar #6 - fisheh (03/09/2014) [-]
what is the leviathan series? im looking for a new book series to crack open
#15 - haziri (03/09/2014) [-]
It's a a trilogy of an alternate world where world war 1 is fought with mechs and giant mutated animals. Germany has the mechs the allies have the animals. It revolves around 2 people, deryn and alek. Deryn is all about the animals and alek is more attune to mechs. Alek is an austrian running away, while deryn is a rookie member of the "leviathan" which is a giant flying whale. The book goes into much more detail on how all these things work, but it's a great series with some fantastic imagery.
User avatar #31 - fisheh (03/09/2014) [-]
who is the author of them?
#118 - CIS White Male (03/09/2014) [-]
Scott Westerfeld
#17 - urapooper (03/09/2014) [-]
It had 2 sides it had Darwinist(I think that's what they were called) and the Mech people ( I really forgot what they were called), America was a mix of both (but we actually never hear from them so this is just a fun fact). They aren't mutated they are genetically altered and spliced. I read it for the awesome war stuff and stayed for the romance and the drama
User avatar #4 - lavitts (03/09/2014) [-]
Fuckin' clankers.
#2 - Nicholas cage would have beat him to it. 03/08/2014 on I would pay good money to... +1
#2 - No thanks, the bloodstains are bad enough as it is. 03/08/2014 on orgasmic orange juice 0
#14 - That's a shame, your comment started off somewhat funny. If yo… 03/08/2014 on Tried the yank breakfast +17
#7 - Not to be "that guy" but you should replace legendar…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2014 on People who use legendaries... +1
#70 - CIS White Male (03/09/2014) [-]
Regice was the shit in gen 3
#10 - I call America the triple bacon eagle perch. Or at least, I'm … 03/07/2014 on know your countries 0
#316 - On the jokes about other countries. It seems like anytime a jo… 02/28/2014 on Let's have a talk +7
#44 - Well if you're a girl it's fine. And if you're a guy, it's also fine. 02/27/2014 on Well fuck +4
#6 - I'm at 8 minutes for an approx 3 minute wait right now. 02/24/2014 on So what are we going to do... 0
#10 - He was part of the problem that created mewtwo. You don't get … 02/23/2014 on let the storm commence +1
#6 - The people who have the patience to watch this have my respect. 02/21/2014 on pokemon plays twitch +1
#6 - Nintendo isn't doing the best right now, so if a remake helps … 02/21/2014 on Gaming then and now 0
#4 - Was wind waker really the best choice for gaming now? It's a f…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/21/2014 on Gaming then and now +10
User avatar #54 - drainbamage (02/21/2014) [-]
WW HD Was good in my opinion, the faster sailing and the tingle access to the miiverse made getting pictures for the sculptures so much easier. And the upgraded Pictograph box that let you hold 12 pics instead of only 3. Oh god was that good...
User avatar #42 - jokexplain (02/21/2014) [-]
hm, that is wind waker hd on the wii u.
it is the most graphically advanced Zelda ever made, seeing as it is
the first one to be displayed in 1080p. the lighting is great, the colors are super crisp.
it looks heaps better than twilight princess.
I once played twilight princess on an HDTV and I wanted to gouge my eyes out.
couldn't bring myself to play it, is how bad it was.
User avatar #5 - monkeysmist (02/21/2014) [-]
I agree, Twilight Princess or something like Majora's Mask would have been better.
However, I don't think it was simply that they wanted to remake it, so much as it seems they're trying to port every LoZ game to be playable on current-gen Nintendo systems, including Wii U, 3DS, and the eShop on both systems. Wii and DS games don't need a remake/port since they can still be played, and since WW was the largest main LoZ title for GameCube, I think it made sense.
#6 - haziri (02/21/2014) [-]
Nintendo isn't doing the best right now, so if a remake helps them I'm fine with it.
#72 - This is a really ****** way to represent the &quo… 02/21/2014 on 2 types of people 0
#5 - A dog has never ruined my time at a restaurant/movie theater/s… 02/20/2014 on At the same location +86
#31 - Comment deleted 02/19/2014 on That feel when 0
#192 - You're some white guy with black hair. You go to the moon and … 02/19/2014 on Look at the picture 0
#22 - Wow, stilettos look stupidly uncomfortable to wear. 02/18/2014 on I didnt even know there was... 0
#26 - Um, pokemon showdown? 02/15/2014 on Unpopular opinion Piplup 0
#8 - While having sex with a girl with pubic hair, light her pubes … 02/14/2014 on pokemon cosplay +6
#6 - Considering what charizard is on urban-dictionary, I find this…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/14/2014 on pokemon cosplay +7
User avatar #7 - acemcgunner (02/14/2014) [-]
what is it?
#8 - haziri (02/14/2014) [-]
While having sex with a girl with pubic hair, light her pubes on fire as you ejaculate. Your semen will put out half of the burning hair, and afterwards while she is flapping her arms about wildly, scream: "YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!" and run out of the room. Exact quote
#9 - Hydrate or quench. I don't really think of missing words when … 02/06/2014 on think about it 0
#2 - If you do something stupid and it works out well for you, it's… 02/03/2014 on Well said 0
#41 - Not to be jaded, but I wouldn't want to be stabbed regardless …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2014 on huh +4
User avatar #68 - tranquilizer (01/29/2014) [-]
He wasn't stabbed was he?
#148 - Couldn't I just have someone look at my reflection and say if … 01/25/2014 on Think about it 0
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