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|#20 - God I hate women comedians. Their jokes fucking suck. [+] (34 new replies)||05/31/2012 on Lying girls||+274|
#35 - fuckyeahpidgey (05/31/2012) [-]
A woman tells womanly jokes about womanly things. It takes a lot for a guy to appreciate that kind of humor.
I'm a guy, and for the most part... I don't find women very funny. Because I can't relate.
#359 - frenchfryy (06/01/2012) [-]
I agree but even then I don't like women comedians either (neither does my mother), I went to show once in Neenah Wisconsin for Iliza Shlesinger (Last Comic Standing winner) and honestly she sucked! Her only funny joke was ripping on those animal shelter commercials with that high pitched woman singer (forgot her name :P), there was a black guy who went on before her and he stole the show easily making jokes about Hurricane Katrina (I think he was from Louisiana) and a hilarious Corona joke.
#161 - piclemaniscool (06/01/2012) [-]
I've never heard a female comic do that. Take this post for example: she's trying to see things from a guys perspective. that's the exact opposite thing you should do in stand-up. Women don't know how to be themselves whether it's because of thousands of years of society or they are genetically hard-wired that way, I cannot say. What I do know is that most of them are so mixed up mentally that they don't know what emotion to use to describe most things.
#42 - haziri (05/31/2012) [-]
Yeah I don't find it funny because it sounds like a 12 year-old boy's humor. A lot of fat comedians I have seen don't usually get too into their own weight when telling jokes except for gabriel iglesias, but even then it's not a constant barrage like it is with sex and genitalia jokes like with women comedians. That's hard to word right, but you get my point.
#24 - ZenMacros (05/31/2012) [-]
Fucking agreed. I can't recall a single woman comedian I've seen that didn't have a plethora of sex-related jokes thrown into her routine. Granted, some of my favorite male comedians are the same way, but as far as I've seen, it's like women comedians have no jump-off point other than sex. Their delivery is usually awful too. Some of the ones featured on Comedy Central were pretty hot, but still not funny.
#111 - N. Korean citizen (06/01/2012) [-]
I love women, and I'm not saying that women aren't funny, but I often see female comedians immediately jump to sex topics too. That's probably why I don't have a favorite female comedian - I think crude humor is immature and it gets dull after a while.
Maybe women feel that they have to jump to sex topics to impress men? 'Ha-ha, I'm a woman, look how comfy I am saying penis' type of thing.
I'm sure we'll see more funny women in the future, though.
#106 - N. Korean citizen (06/01/2012) [-]
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#333 - beefsteaktomato (03/05/2012) [-]
I have knowledge!!
1- The Mayans didn't use the Gregorian Calendar. The end of the Mayan Calendar ends in our version of 9 months. Whether that be Dec. 21st 2012, or 2013 (suggested by OP), it still ends in 9 months from now. It doesn't say on the Mayan Calendar: "end at December 21 2012".
2- In my trip to Guatemala I visited some communities. I then met with a Mayan Shaman that still practices his ancestral traditions and culture. He explained to me that 2012 is not the end of the world, but the beginning of a new era.
He explained that the new era was "The Era of Women". That did not mean woman would rule over men, but men would think more like women. He told me the Mayans believed the moon's gravity pull had an effect on the brain, and that so would the galactic alignment.
"Our right side of the brain (logic side) would become less dominant, and the left side (arts and culture) would dominate."
So I guess indeed it is the end of the world, as even men will start to use "women logic".