whitney cummings is the worst.

This is a good joke.

<---- oh shit

But how can you hate Ellen?

She's a comedian?

Was that meant to be an I c wut u did thar? Because I c wut u did thar.

Chelsea Handler is ok, but ones like Lisa Lampanelli are turrrrible.

ever listen to ellen degeneres? not to sound like fag, but her stand up almost made me bust my gut with laughter

honestly i dont know a lot of funny women
actually i dont even remember women beying funny
i remember guys laughing at something a girl said because you know...tits
only woman i remember making me laugh was my grammar teacher

I just just realized that my brain is sexist

-as much as i tried, i never one in my life imagined or wondered if there are female comedians out there, fuck i never even knew about it until reading your comment

You tell jokes off your own experiences and perspectives. Every Black comic tells jokes about being black, every fat comic cracks jokes about their weight etc etc etc.

A woman tells womanly jokes about womanly things. It takes a lot for a guy to appreciate that kind of humor.

I'm a guy, and for the most part... I don't find women very funny. Because I can't relate.

Their own experiences...well whats so exciting about being in the kitchen?

I agree but even then I don't like women comedians either (neither does my mother), I went to show once in Neenah Wisconsin for Iliza Shlesinger (Last Comic Standing winner) and honestly she sucked! Her only funny joke was ripping on those animal shelter commercials with that high pitched woman singer (forgot her name :P), there was a black guy who went on before her and he stole the show easily making jokes about Hurricane Katrina (I think he was from Louisiana) and a hilarious Corona joke.

Men are just better at pointing fun at themselves, like Michael McIntyre who constantly says he is a fat Chinaman. I cannot see a woman doing something similar.

That isn't true at all.

I'm sorry but that's saying that every gender and race has a COMPLETELY different view of life. Which is untrue.

It's much MUCH more about the delivery of the joke then whether I can relate to it.

Oh and one thing:

Sarah Millican is a female comedien of whom I adore.
She's truly hilarious. Every time I see her on a panel show like Would I Lie To You or Mock The Week I laugh my ass off.

I'm not black but i find Dave Chappele as one of the funniest comics alive.

I've never heard a female comic do that. Take this post for example: she's trying to see things from a guys perspective. that's the exact opposite thing you should do in stand-up. Women don't know how to be themselves whether it's because of thousands of years of society or they are genetically hard-wired that way, I cannot say. What I do know is that most of them are so mixed up mentally that they don't know what emotion to use to describe most things.

Not necessarily. The majority of jokes from women comedians I've seen weren't "womanly" at all. They were jokes that I understood fully, but they just weren't funny to me. Even my mom doesn't like women comedians.

There are some that have their moments, though, as is the truth with every genre and group of everything.

Yeah I don't find it funny because it sounds like a 12 year-old boy's humor. A lot of fat comedians I have seen don't usually get too into their own weight when telling jokes except for gabriel iglesias, but even then it's not a constant barrage like it is with sex and genitalia jokes like with women comedians. That's hard to word right, but you get my point.

Sarah Milligan's pretty funny, if you can understand her heavy Geordie accent

They're about on par with Carlos Mencia

Fucking agreed. I can't recall a single woman comedian I've seen that didn't have a plethora of sex-related jokes thrown into her routine. Granted, some of my favorite male comedians are the same way, but as far as I've seen, it's like women comedians have no jump-off point other than sex. Their delivery is usually awful too. Some of the ones featured on Comedy Central were pretty hot, but still not funny.

oh you, you font have to fuck me

Can I do it anyway?

meeb?

Whatever you want.

you win the internet.

Ur mom dropped you very often as a child, huh?

I'm wrong, got it. At least take the half of a second it takes to spell out the word "your" before you call me stupid.

You're not very bright, are you?

This

Why the big emotion back?
Are you a little concious about it? Feeling a bit stupid do we?

I have knowledge!!

1- The Mayans didn't use the Gregorian Calendar. The end of the Mayan Calendar ends in our version of 9 months. Whether that be Dec. 21st 2012, or 2013 (suggested by OP), it still ends in 9 months from now. It doesn't say on the Mayan Calendar: "end at December 21 2012".

2- In my trip to Guatemala I visited some communities. I then met with a Mayan Shaman that still practices his ancestral traditions and culture. He explained to me that 2012 is not the end of the world, but the beginning of a new era.

He explained that the new era was "The Era of Women". That did not mean woman would rule over men, but men would think more like women. He told me the Mayans believed the moon's gravity pull had an effect on the brain, and that so would the galactic alignment.

"Our right side of the brain (logic side) would become less dominant, and the left side (arts and culture) would dominate."

So I guess indeed it is the end of the world, as even men will start to use "women logic".

Then it is truly the end of logic then...