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Date Signed Up:3/31/2011
Last Login:11/21/2013
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Content Thumbs: 73 total,  168 ,  95
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Content Level Progress: 60% (3/5)
Level 4 Content: New Here → Level 5 Content: New Here
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Level 27 Comments: Peasant → Level 28 Comments: Peasant
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    Pot o gold Pot o gold
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    OC. really? OC. really?
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    Ultimate FB stupidity Ultimate FB stupidity
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    WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE IS AWESOME WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE IS AWESOME
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    Poetry by Gary Poetry by Gary
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    Pink Floyd by Trinity Orchestra Pink Floyd by Trinity Orchestra
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    I am giant I am giant
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    Game Grumps Game Grumps
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    You're a wizard Harry You're a wizard Harry

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#81 - as much as I don't want to discuss misleading facts... 100% of… 03/11/2013 on Makes total sense 0
#6 - Lets not forget my favorite deadly fact on water! It'…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/06/2013 on Makes total sense -1
User avatar #15 - eddymolly (03/06/2013) [-]
It will kill you without another atom, as the post said, 100% of people who drink it die
User avatar #81 - hazenmire (03/11/2013) [-]
as much as I don't want to discuss misleading facts... 100% of people who drink water will die does not mean water kills you because you drank 8 servings of 8 oz glasses of water everyday of your life. Whereas drinking 1 serving of 8oz of pure hydrogen peroxide would, in fact, kill you. It would kill you quickly in comparison to the drinking of water and it would be quite painful too.
Unless of course you're allergic to water. Than that shit would kill you pretty damned fast.

As a statistician would say, correlation does not necessarily mean causation. This being an example of that. A great example of correlation meaning causation would be that 100% of people who don't drink water also die. They also die much sooner than those who do drink water.
#107 - I HATE YOU!!!! ..... AND I HATE THIS WALL EVEN MORE! 12/09/2012 on Miscalculated +2
#9 - Comment deleted 12/09/2012 on Game Grumps 0
#7 - so let me get this straight. This site is going to …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2012 on Game Grumps 0
User avatar #8 - whitenerdy (12/08/2012) [-]
Funnyjunk was made to form a community in which content would be made inside the website, Now it's just filled with shit, people who just go out on the internet and steal comics or take videos, for quick thumbs and mostly zero credibility to its creator, ruining the principle of why this site were created.

The reason why 4chan, for example, is an awesome site, is because they keep creating new ideas, doing new shit almost everyday. Sure it can be funny to see some of the same "spaghetti jokes," but they're mostly different, and people that copy/paste are shunned upon, unlike here where re-posting is a common thing.

Yes, I could just "fuck off" and go to 4chan, but I still believe in this site, since this is properly the only site where people aren't full blown retards like memecenter or 9gag.

This is the last bastion of non-tard filled, content-aggregated websites, if this falls only sites like memecenter or 9gag will be left.

#9 - hazenmire Comment deleted by hazenmire
#2 - That's how 99% of FJ functions so I don't see an issue with this.  [+] (7 new replies) 12/06/2012 on Game Grumps 0
#3 - whitenerdy (12/06/2012) [-]
Each time you feed the cancer.

A part of funnyjunk dies.

Don't feed the cancer, please.
User avatar #4 - nyangiraffe (12/06/2012) [-]
Funnyjunk content died a long time ago. Now only the comments keep a lot of people coming here. That and the NSFW section.
#5 - whitenerdy (12/06/2012) [-]
I don't belive that, I belive that there comes a time where you either let funnyjunk go out with glory, or you live long enough to see Funnyjunk become the crap, but it is not this day.

I try my best to make this site great again, I feel that I need to claim this content with my personal discomfort-flag as under Shitland territory, because everybody else just seems to place a Gramma-Nazi picture or write maybe one line and receive millions of thumbs. While this may be a site for "Funny" it's also filled with shit content and thumb-whores. Only I put my hand down and try my best to remove cancer like this from our site, Because I'm the hero that Funnyjunk deserves, but not the one it wants right now, so you hunt me, because I can take it, because I'm not a hero. I'm a silent guardian, a watchful protector, a Dark Knight.

I'm Whitenerdy.
User avatar #7 - hazenmire (12/07/2012) [-]
so let me get this straight.

This site is going to shit because people are posting funny things that they found on the internet?

Remind me how its supposed to function again?
User avatar #8 - whitenerdy (12/08/2012) [-]
Funnyjunk was made to form a community in which content would be made inside the website, Now it's just filled with shit, people who just go out on the internet and steal comics or take videos, for quick thumbs and mostly zero credibility to its creator, ruining the principle of why this site were created.

The reason why 4chan, for example, is an awesome site, is because they keep creating new ideas, doing new shit almost everyday. Sure it can be funny to see some of the same "spaghetti jokes," but they're mostly different, and people that copy/paste are shunned upon, unlike here where re-posting is a common thing.

Yes, I could just "fuck off" and go to 4chan, but I still believe in this site, since this is properly the only site where people aren't full blown retards like memecenter or 9gag.

This is the last bastion of non-tard filled, content-aggregated websites, if this falls only sites like memecenter or 9gag will be left.

#9 - hazenmire Comment deleted by hazenmire
#6 - anon (12/07/2012) [-]
You're so fucking gay it hurts.
#34 - There's no such thing as a one man economy. Once you realize t…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/28/2012 on Anyone Refute the Good Doctor? -11
User avatar #36 - dashgamer (11/28/2012) [-]
And there's no such thing as earned welfare.
#47 - adammorgan (11/28/2012) [-]
I've always had mixed feelings about welfare...it oddly provides huge conflict in me..on one hand I dislike it because....it makes me feel......weak..and parasitic...but I need it, well my mother needs it...its a weird love/hate thing I suppose.
User avatar #49 - Skrufymunky (11/28/2012) [-]
I've had mixed feelings too. On one hand, part of my dad's family back in michigan are living on welfare and they don't do shit. On the other hand, my friend's dad is getting welfare and working 50 hours a week just to pay for his family.
#25 - The only thing there I'd say the school really should have tau… 09/15/2012 on I just graduated highschool 0
#35 - When did the Logo turn from gold to iron? Hollywood w…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2012 on Warner Bros. Rusting In... +9
#42 - anon (08/22/2012) [-]
Gilded, maybe? :O
#781 - Hey at least Twilight didn't win. That's a victory in my book. 04/08/2012 on Bitch....please +1
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