It will kill you without another atom, as the post said, 100% of people who drink it die

as much as I don't want to discuss misleading facts... 100% of people who drink water will die does not mean water kills you because you drank 8 servings of 8 oz glasses of water everyday of your life. Whereas drinking 1 serving of 8oz of pure hydrogen peroxide would, in fact, kill you. It would kill you quickly in comparison to the drinking of water and it would be quite painful too.
Unless of course you're allergic to water. Than that shit would kill you pretty damned fast.

As a statistician would say, correlation does not necessarily mean causation. This being an example of that. A great example of correlation meaning causation would be that 100% of people who don't drink water also die. They also die much sooner than those who do drink water.

Funnyjunk was made to form a community in which content would be made inside the website, Now it's just filled with shit, people who just go out on the internet and steal comics or take videos, for quick thumbs and mostly zero credibility to its creator, ruining the principle of why this site were created.

The reason why 4chan, for example, is an awesome site, is because they keep creating new ideas, doing new shit almost everyday. Sure it can be funny to see some of the same "spaghetti jokes," but they're mostly different, and people that copy/paste are shunned upon, unlike here where re-posting is a common thing.

Yes, I could just "fuck off" and go to 4chan, but I still believe in this site, since this is properly the only site where people aren't full blown retards like memecenter or 9gag.

This is the last bastion of non-tard filled, content-aggregated websites, if this falls only sites like memecenter or 9gag will be left.

Each time you feed the cancer.

A part of funnyjunk dies.

Don't feed the cancer, please.

Funnyjunk content died a long time ago. Now only the comments keep a lot of people coming here. That and the NSFW section.

I don't belive that, I belive that there comes a time where you either let funnyjunk go out with glory, or you live long enough to see Funnyjunk become the crap, but it is not this day.

I try my best to make this site great again, I feel that I need to claim this content with my personal discomfort-flag as under Shitland territory, because everybody else just seems to place a Gramma-Nazi picture or write maybe one line and receive millions of thumbs. While this may be a site for "Funny" it's also filled with shit content and thumb-whores. Only I put my hand down and try my best to remove cancer like this from our site, Because I'm the hero that Funnyjunk deserves, but not the one it wants right now, so you hunt me, because I can take it, because I'm not a hero. I'm a silent guardian, a watchful protector, a Dark Knight.

I'm Whitenerdy.

so let me get this straight.

This site is going to shit because people are posting funny things that they found on the internet?

Remind me how its supposed to function again?

Funnyjunk was made to form a community in which content would be made inside the website, Now it's just filled with shit, people who just go out on the internet and steal comics or take videos, for quick thumbs and mostly zero credibility to its creator, ruining the principle of why this site were created.

The reason why 4chan, for example, is an awesome site, is because they keep creating new ideas, doing new shit almost everyday. Sure it can be funny to see some of the same "spaghetti jokes," but they're mostly different, and people that copy/paste are shunned upon, unlike here where re-posting is a common thing.

Yes, I could just "fuck off" and go to 4chan, but I still believe in this site, since this is properly the only site where people aren't full blown retards like memecenter or 9gag.

This is the last bastion of non-tard filled, content-aggregated websites, if this falls only sites like memecenter or 9gag will be left.

And there's no such thing as earned welfare.

I've always had mixed feelings about welfare...it oddly provides huge conflict in me..on one hand I dislike it because....it makes me feel......weak..and parasitic...but I need it, well my mother needs it...its a weird love/hate thing I suppose.

I've had mixed feelings too. On one hand, part of my dad's family back in michigan are living on welfare and they don't do shit. On the other hand, my friend's dad is getting welfare and working 50 hours a week just to pay for his family.