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hazenberdan

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360,PS3,Wii
Video Games Played: Halo,Mabinogi,GTA5,Minecraft,TF2,Killing Floor,Starbound,Cataclysm
X-box Gamertag: Cipherthewyvern
PSN: I'll have to check that later.
Date Signed Up:4/02/2013
Last Login:3/29/2015
Location:Newbrunswick
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Well,there's not really much to say. I like vidya,animu,and roguelikes.

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#8 - ..But I don't. 17 hours ago on Bee dad 0
#268 - Nah,but when the entire server is full of them,the best thing … 03/26/2015 on altari's profile 0
#266 - Digital world's fairly decent with their prices,but yeah. I un…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/26/2015 on altari's profile 0
#267 - altari (03/26/2015) [-]
I've never actually played tf2. Are they spies really that horrifying?


Speaking of addictions, I recently got back into league. I both love and hate that game. If you ever play it, just understand that ranked is really not worth your time if you're playing for fun. Fun is not aloud in ranked. Tryhards, tryhards everywhere. Like if you end up playing support, and you fuck up even once, your adc will bitch and complain about you feeding then will probably afk. #justbronze1things. I'll get silver eventually but goddamn if the toxic peeps make me want to kill myself. Yes I like spoilers.
#268 - hazenberdan (03/26/2015) [-]
Nah,but when the entire server is full of them,the best thing to do is sit somewhere as a scout and cry.
#264 - It's a fairly decent monitor,but we got at a pawn shop for li…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/26/2015 on altari's profile 0
#265 - altari (03/26/2015) [-]
Not bad. I'm surprised you got it for such a good deal. Pawn shops are usually overpriced as fuck.
#266 - hazenberdan (03/26/2015) [-]
Digital world's fairly decent with their prices,but yeah. I understand the whole "Need to make a profit!" thing,but when you're attempting to sell USED ps3 games for more than what they were when they came out,that's when you need a hammer to the head. I'm addicted to TF2 again,specifically a game mode I like to call "Chronic Backstabbing Disorder". I fill a server with bots,and then force their classes to be spy, They don't even bother with the cap,they just run around trying to kill things.Fuck FNAF, TF2's spies are where the real horror is at. You think you're perfectly safe,and then a spy pins you to the ground and backstabs you.
#267 - altari (03/26/2015) [-]
I've never actually played tf2. Are they spies really that horrifying?


Speaking of addictions, I recently got back into league. I both love and hate that game. If you ever play it, just understand that ranked is really not worth your time if you're playing for fun. Fun is not aloud in ranked. Tryhards, tryhards everywhere. Like if you end up playing support, and you fuck up even once, your adc will bitch and complain about you feeding then will probably afk. #justbronze1things. I'll get silver eventually but goddamn if the toxic peeps make me want to kill myself. Yes I like spoilers.
#268 - hazenberdan (03/26/2015) [-]
Nah,but when the entire server is full of them,the best thing to do is sit somewhere as a scout and cry.
#262 - Aww yiss,new monitor AND my PC was fixed up. No more pop ups t…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/26/2015 on altari's profile 0
#263 - altari (03/26/2015) [-]
Noice. How big's the monitor?

I get my interwebs back on saturday.
#264 - hazenberdan (03/26/2015) [-]
www.cnet.com/products/hp-w1707/ It's a fairly decent monitor,but we got at a pawn shop for like,40$. My mom's boyfriend pawned his phone to get it for me,so I'm kinda mixed about how to feel about it. I appreciate it and all,but I'm not used to people helping me.
#265 - altari (03/26/2015) [-]
Not bad. I'm surprised you got it for such a good deal. Pawn shops are usually overpriced as fuck.
#266 - hazenberdan (03/26/2015) [-]
Digital world's fairly decent with their prices,but yeah. I understand the whole "Need to make a profit!" thing,but when you're attempting to sell USED ps3 games for more than what they were when they came out,that's when you need a hammer to the head. I'm addicted to TF2 again,specifically a game mode I like to call "Chronic Backstabbing Disorder". I fill a server with bots,and then force their classes to be spy, They don't even bother with the cap,they just run around trying to kill things.Fuck FNAF, TF2's spies are where the real horror is at. You think you're perfectly safe,and then a spy pins you to the ground and backstabs you.
#267 - altari (03/26/2015) [-]
I've never actually played tf2. Are they spies really that horrifying?


Speaking of addictions, I recently got back into league. I both love and hate that game. If you ever play it, just understand that ranked is really not worth your time if you're playing for fun. Fun is not aloud in ranked. Tryhards, tryhards everywhere. Like if you end up playing support, and you fuck up even once, your adc will bitch and complain about you feeding then will probably afk. #justbronze1things. I'll get silver eventually but goddamn if the toxic peeps make me want to kill myself. Yes I like spoilers.
#268 - hazenberdan (03/26/2015) [-]
Nah,but when the entire server is full of them,the best thing to do is sit somewhere as a scout and cry.
#152 - I dunno man,I got it a while back. Never bothered to check the sauce. 03/24/2015 on True Story 0
#392 - ..So,what,do you not update this anymore? I was craving some T… 03/23/2015 on FJ TF2 and CS:GO Servers 0
#123 - Inb4 "BUT THE POOR COP WAS SCARED OF THE DOG",I don'… 03/23/2015 on feels warning. just skip this +1
#63 - ..Liking the Wii U isn't that unpopular. 03/23/2015 on Games Of The Video Comp 0
#77 - Go be an edgy fag somewhere else.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/23/2015 on True Story +7
User avatar #145 - unlucki (03/23/2015) [-]
What is the from looks like the art work of key animation but i could be wrong?
User avatar #152 - hazenberdan (03/24/2015) [-]
I dunno man,I got it a while back. Never bothered to check the sauce.

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#91 - hazenberdan ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
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So,if you're reading this right now,odds are I have you added,I interested you enough to check my profile,or pissed you off enough to check my profile. In the first case and second case,leave a comment. I like talking to people,despite popular opinion. In the third one,don't waste your time. I don't care about thumbs on FJ,but I know the rest of you do. In any case,welcome to my profile fgts. If you're not here to bitch at me, have a good one. If you are here to bitch at me,take your opinion,and shove it right up your ass. Have a great day.
#107 - admin (03/25/2015) [-]
Hi hazenberdan! Great leader gave you a magical North Korean rocket!
#102 - altari ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
This is the pic.
User avatar #103 to #102 - hazenberdan ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
What the **** ? Further more,why do you have two blank spaces in your top bar?
#104 to #103 - altari ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
internet op.

I have no idea why it did that. Just thought it was awesome.

I have spaces up there because I never use those slots unless I click it with my mouse, so not alot goes up there. (I have to hit two buttons to get the f# things. And I don't know where they are when i'm not looking at the keyboard.)
User avatar #105 to #104 - hazenberdan ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
It does that sometimes. Wtf kind of keyboard do you have that doesn't have f1-f12?
User avatar #106 to #105 - altari ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
Laptop key board. My F# keys are a second function thing. And it doesn't always work. Reason #7475568598 why I want a desktop.
#95 - altari ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
You'll probably find this useful at some point.
You'll probably find this useful at some point.
#96 to #95 - hazenberdan ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
kek. Why is making cake so ******* hard in this game? I've tried like 5 times now,my friend's birthday is tomorrow so I thought I'd make him a cake and buy him some armor or something,but I'm pretty sure I've used most of the wheat crops.
#97 to #96 - altari ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
If there's anything I've learned about that game, it's that cooking is 			*******		 impossible. They need to add some sort of percent thing or something so that it's at least goddamn possible.
If there's anything I've learned about that game, it's that cooking is ******* impossible. They need to add some sort of percent thing or something so that it's at least goddamn possible.
#98 to #97 - hazenberdan ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
And it's so confusing,it's like "okay add 35% of this,add 60% of this,oh and 50% of this" HOW THE 			****		 AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT IF THE GAUGE ONLY GOES TO 100
And it's so confusing,it's like "okay add 35% of this,add 60% of this,oh and 50% of this" HOW THE **** AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT IF THE GAUGE ONLY GOES TO 100
#99 to #98 - altari ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
Really though. The first time I did the cooking was for the fighter quest thing. I spent 10k on a fish and then 			******		 it up because that 			****		 doesn't make sense.  Sorry was fooding   ......I also just had to teach my mother how to click and drag because she thought I was a wizard when I did it.
Really though. The first time I did the cooking was for the fighter quest thing. I spent 10k on a fish and then ****** it up because that **** doesn't make sense. Sorry was fooding ......I also just had to teach my mother how to click and drag because she thought I was a wizard when I did it.
#100 to #99 - hazenberdan ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
It's all good,I should probably go find something to eat too. All I've had today was basically a cup of cereal around 11. I'm working on an alt right now,and he's so weak that I think the wind might kill him if it blows in his direction.
It's all good,I should probably go find something to eat too. All I've had today was basically a cup of cereal around 11. I'm working on an alt right now,and he's so weak that I think the wind might kill him if it blows in his direction.
User avatar #101 to #100 - altari ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
Now you know how I feel when I watch you shrek things in demi mode. I feel like a weak ass ho. And get some food. Food is good.
#92 - anonymous (01/17/2015) [-]
I don't know why you blocked me and am curious. Am I that much of a cunt?
User avatar #93 to #92 - hazenberdan ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
Assuming you are who I think you are,yes, you are. Further more,why do you care? You' pointed out your-self that you are level 397.
#94 to #93 - anonymous (01/17/2015) [-]
I was only trying to be humorous about it.
User avatar #70 - altari ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
So I bought Starbound. Still has to install though.
User avatar #71 to #70 - hazenberdan ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Woo. Maybe you can figure out it's multiplayer. I sure the **** can't.
User avatar #72 to #71 - altari ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
I think you might need Hamachi for it. It's a program that helps with ip servers.
User avatar #73 to #72 - hazenberdan ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
I know,I use hamachi for minecraft. But it doesn't seem to work. Either that or I just don't know how. Game's fun though. More fun with mods.
User avatar #74 to #73 - altari ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
I've had that problem sometimes too, it's usually because internet op.

And I loved Starbound, but none of my friends played it, so I ended up playing League all the time.
User avatar #75 to #74 - hazenberdan ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Kek. I reccomend the mass effect mod,it adds a bunch of random **** for you to use.
User avatar #76 to #75 - altari ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Once it's downloaded, I'll take a look at the mods. I've always loved mods.
User avatar #77 to #76 - hazenberdan ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
They're pretty simple to install. There's a ******* of race mods.
User avatar #78 to #77 - altari ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
If its anything like Skyrim mods, it should be easy.

Mods make everything better.
User avatar #79 to #78 - hazenberdan ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Well,not really. You take the .zip file and extract it into the mods folder in the starbound directory.
User avatar #80 to #79 - altari ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
That is almost exactly how it's done in skyrim. Download, extract, place in Data folder.

Does it have any mods that make more guns spawn? I always found them to be soooo rare. Then you find one and it's **** .
User avatar #81 to #80 - hazenberdan ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Sort of? There are mods that add craftable ones and even some creative mode mods.
User avatar #82 to #81 - altari ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
That's still better.

Are there any tech mods?
User avatar #83 to #82 - hazenberdan ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Yeah,mostly mechs though.
User avatar #84 to #83 - altari ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Are they any good? I always thought the mechs damage was bad. I only ever got the human one.
User avatar #85 to #84 - hazenberdan ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
They all do the same damage,but the XS corperation mod ones seem to do more.
User avatar #86 to #85 - altari ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Good they look awesome but feel so weak.
User avatar #87 to #86 - hazenberdan ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
They're alright in your first world. But you usually get em around the point you have weapons that do better.
User avatar #88 to #87 - altari ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
I found my first one in a 4 world. Also I think the skyrail is useless. Waaay too much resource waste to make them.
User avatar #89 to #88 - hazenberdan ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
I think those are like,for when you're swimming in platinum and **** . Basically when you're done.
User avatar #90 to #89 - altari ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Oh well. I really liked finding buildings in the worlds. So much interesting loot. I know that's pretty much the point, but I still like doing it.
User avatar #63 - altari ONLINE (10/14/2014) [-]
Steam op. Gonna try to restart my computer.
#53 - anonymous (10/14/2014) [-]
thanks for thumbing me up, even though i was red as 			****
thanks for thumbing me up, even though i was red as ****
#54 to #53 - hazenberdan ONLINE (10/14/2014) [-]
No problem.
User avatar #52 - acaivy (10/14/2014) [-]
Louise is french though
User avatar #55 to #52 - hazenberdan ONLINE (10/14/2014) [-]
..What? I'm a little confused.
#56 to #55 - acaivy (10/14/2014) [-]
You like something french
User avatar #57 to #56 - hazenberdan ONLINE (10/14/2014) [-]
..I am still confused. If you mean the girl I'm using for most of my reaction pictures,yes,her name comes from a french noble.
#58 to #57 - acaivy (10/14/2014) [-]
Make your waifu american
#59 to #58 - hazenberdan ONLINE (10/14/2014) [-]
But I'm a Canadian. We speak french and english. In all seriousness, she's not my waifu. She just has anger on level with mine.
#60 to #59 - acaivy (10/14/2014) [-]
Vous etes libre though, i speak french too, had 9-10 years of it and je hais les accents
Why getting angry? Feminists? Social justice warriors? Non factual claims?
#61 to #60 - hazenberdan ONLINE (10/14/2014) [-]
Un petit peu de tout. But seriously,though. It's probably just genetics. My father's family is part german and polish. My mother's family is native. Et ne vous inquiétez pas, l'accent me gêne trop. My french might be a bit rusty,I don't speak it as much as I once did. In NB,you need french up to grade 11 to graduate. And this gif basically sums up what my face looks like when I get pissed off.
Un petit peu de tout. But seriously,though. It's probably just genetics. My father's family is part german and polish. My mother's family is native. Et ne vous inquiétez pas, l'accent me gêne trop. My french might be a bit rusty,I don't speak it as much as I once did. In NB,you need french up to grade 11 to graduate. And this gif basically sums up what my face looks like when I get pissed off.
#62 to #61 - acaivy (10/14/2014) [-]
Frenchies man, why are we forced to learn their language, seriousement ça m'a jamais aidé, maybe if i get a job in linguistics, but glad you learned english
I had a canadian ex, dude she probably thought of murdering me, she's from thunder bay

come on lay down the anger and fap
#64 to #62 - hazenberdan ONLINE (10/15/2014) [-]
Sorry about the sudden drop,I had to head out for a bit,get some groceries n **** . But yeah. Il ressemble plus à quelque chose qu'ils pensaient être un plaisir, plutôt que utile. English is my first language,and french is barely my second.
#65 to #64 - acaivy (10/15/2014) [-]
Can i hit on you? Can i?   
Eh ben c'est pas comme si on va mourir sans le francais, je veux dire c'est parce que je parle anglais que je t'ai rencontré sur ce site
Can i hit on you? Can i?
Eh ben c'est pas comme si on va mourir sans le francais, je veux dire c'est parce que je parle anglais que je t'ai rencontré sur ce site
#66 to #65 - hazenberdan ONLINE (10/15/2014) [-]
..If you want? I don't mind.   
Je disparait dans et hors la conscience, donc je vais probablement d'aller au lit dans un demi-heure. Mais ouais, je suppose qu'on sommes coincés avec eux.
..If you want? I don't mind.
Je disparait dans et hors la conscience, donc je vais probablement d'aller au lit dans un demi-heure. Mais ouais, je suppose qu'on sommes coincés avec eux.
#67 to #66 - acaivy (10/15/2014) [-]
Are you even bi?
moi aussi, hey je vais aller au lit maintenant, but i'll reply tomorrow don't worry
#68 to #67 - hazenberdan ONLINE (10/15/2014) [-]
Eh bien, je suis pas entièrement sûr. J'ai crois que l'amour transcende les sexes et les races. Donc, je suppose qu'on pourrait m'appeler pansexuels ou bisexuel. Sleep well,and hope you don't wake up every few hours like I do. Honnêtement, je suis pas sûr plus à comment J'ai même des l'énergie.
#69 to #68 - acaivy (10/15/2014) [-]
Eh ben je suis là, c'est quoi ton steam
well i hope you look like louise, that girl is making me melt
User avatar #51 - posttwo (08/12/2014) [-]
#50 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #48 - phudgepacker ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
I wonder who anonymous is.
User avatar #49 to #48 - hazenberdan ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
Not me,I just happen to agree with them.
#40 - shanets (03/25/2014) [-]
Finally got to watching the 4th Zero season, watched it all in one run haha. Have you?
#41 to #40 - hazenberdan ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
Oh **** , nice one man! I'm on the second season, I just got to episode 12 where just incase someone who hasn't finished/is thinking about watching ZnT, Where saito "dies". I'm so pumped to finish the show
#44 to #41 - shanets (03/25/2014) [-]
Do you have any idea what manga chapter is after the 4th season
User avatar #45 to #44 - hazenberdan ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
Nah man, I wish I did though. I'll try and find out after I finish S4 though
#46 to #45 - shanets (03/25/2014) [-]
Thanks, I'm gonna look around see if I can find it without spoiling myself
#47 to #46 - hazenberdan ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
Alright, but it's dangerous to go alone, so take Louise for guidance
#42 to #41 - shanets (03/25/2014) [-]
Oh ye man, thats probably my favourite scene
User avatar #43 to #42 - hazenberdan ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
I know,it's so goddamn badass how he took on the army of 70,000 by himself, even more so that he was WINNING until he got tired.
#39 - insulation (12/07/2013) [-]
talking about you bro



rape?
#30 - pandacore (12/01/2013) [-]
Welcome to thread i guess have fun times with are over the top amounts of autism
If you want to join the call what's your skype
i'm not a creeper
User avatar #34 to #30 - nayytayisgod (12/01/2013) [-]
>not bread
weak
#36 to #34 - pandacore (12/01/2013) [-]
Breadify i dare you
User avatar #37 to #36 - nayytayisgod (12/01/2013) [-]
too tired and busy
god so much stuff to do like wth
User avatar #31 to #30 - hazenberdan ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
Lol thanks, I...Think? my skype was cipherthewyvern@live.co.uk but I dunno. I rarely get people to add me,so
User avatar #32 to #31 - pandacore (12/01/2013) [-]
No problem, and uhhh nothing popped up with that.
User avatar #33 to #32 - hazenberdan ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
Try cipherwyvern then? Iunno. If all else fails I can just add you
User avatar #35 to #33 - pandacore (12/01/2013) [-]
I think i got it.
User avatar #38 to #35 - hazenberdan ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
Seems to have
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#29 to #27 - TheHutchie ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
Second.
User avatar #28 to #27 - hazenberdan ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
Possibly because I didn't agree with whatever you said? I don't remeber everything I thumb up or down.
#24 - minionofdolan (11/15/2013) [-]
**minionofdolan rolled a random image posted in comment #45 at share yours, if you get around to it ** A more fitting place
#25 to #24 - hazenberdan ONLINE (11/15/2013) [-]
**hazenberdan rolled a random image posted in comment #14 at Shit I just want that bacon **

Tis indeed.
#26 to #25 - minionofdolan (11/17/2013) [-]
**minionofdolan rolled a random image posted in comment #88 at Priorities ** Yesh
#22 - Milos (10/12/2013) [-]
None of us should wander alone, you least of all. hazenberdan? I know you suffer, I see it day by day. Are you sure you do not suffer needlessly? There are other ways, hazenberdan, other paths we might take.
#23 to #22 - hazenberdan ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
I know what you would say, and it would seem like wisdom, but for the warning in my heart.
User avatar #12 - tomtomvdp (10/01/2013) [-]
Instead of meaninglessly thumbing down , state your opinion !!
#13 to #12 - hazenberdan ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
I'll have to pass that offer. You see,I'm not very talkative. Only when something catches my attention.
User avatar #14 to #13 - tomtomvdp (10/01/2013) [-]
Well , it seems to me that we are talking now , anyway . What is your counter point ? where do you disagree with what i said ?
User avatar #15 to #14 - hazenberdan ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
Ugggh. Fine. I think you were the one who said that the cops in GTAV are basically impossible to deal with. I've escaped with five stars by hiding behind a billboard on some building. Chopper went by and everything.
User avatar #16 to #15 - tomtomvdp (10/01/2013) [-]
I literally said exactly the opposite to that.
User avatar #17 to #16 - hazenberdan ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
I don't know maybe I thumbed the wrong person down then. Link me the comment and I'll thumb it up. I'm just trying to get on GTAO right now.
User avatar #18 to #17 - tomtomvdp (10/01/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/When+I+change+from+Saints+Row+to+GTA/funny-gifs/4817763/64#64

There you go , Sadly i just refuse to pay for xbox live gold , since i do most of my gaming on my pc , so while i wait for gta online for pc i'm playing the bf4 beta,
User avatar #19 to #18 - hazenberdan ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
There. Problem solved. Also,you can get like, a month of free gold. Sometimes they have gold weekends,and new games come with cards you can redeem for like,2 days of gold. Or just get a PS3. The community isn't as talkative,but sometimes that's a blessing.
User avatar #20 to #19 - tomtomvdp (10/01/2013) [-]
You righted your wrongs , and that's a level of humanity not often seen on the internet , you have my respect.
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