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#997503 - Yeah,we're only now getting the updates here in PS3 land. In h… 07/07/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#997500 - At a certain point,those rookie mistakes stop being forgivable. 07/07/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#997494 - That's the worst part. The only ******* people wh…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #997498 - mrblueftw (07/07/2014) [-]
i failed a cash bank heist cause a 9 year old kid went back to get the body bags because he thought they were loot. he got caught going back and forth between the van and the bank.
#997500 - hazenberdan (07/07/2014) [-]
At a certain point,those rookie mistakes stop being forgivable.
#997487 - I see. Well,you preorder Destiny? I'm looking for people to pl… 07/07/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#997486 - Maybe later on. I'm playing MGS3 right now. I got the HD colle…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #997491 - mrblueftw (07/07/2014) [-]
alright. if you want to play later im down. i got bored of going into matches and little kids over mics yelling at me that they are stealthing armored transport heists.
#997494 - hazenberdan (07/07/2014) [-]
That's the worst part. The only fucking people who have mics in that game are the five year olds bragging about how they can stealth everything. I have a mic myself,but I don't use it for fear of going deaf from the howling.
User avatar #997498 - mrblueftw (07/07/2014) [-]
i failed a cash bank heist cause a 9 year old kid went back to get the body bags because he thought they were loot. he got caught going back and forth between the van and the bank.
#997500 - hazenberdan (07/07/2014) [-]
At a certain point,those rookie mistakes stop being forgivable.
#997483 - Which game?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#997487 - hazenberdan (07/07/2014) [-]
I see. Well,you preorder Destiny? I'm looking for people to play the beta with when it's up.
User avatar #997485 - desacabose (07/07/2014) [-]
Pick a game any game, step right up folks, everyone's a winner
User avatar #997489 - alexanderburns (07/07/2014) [-]
Dark Saviour
#997493 - desacabose (07/07/2014) [-]
Only in a Sega Saturn game will my anus be undevastated
#997479 - Yeah,I've only got the first Payday on PC.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #997501 - ramerez (07/07/2014) [-]
Dayum shame
#997503 - hazenberdan (07/07/2014) [-]
Yeah,we're only now getting the updates here in PS3 land. In hindsight,maybe I should have got it for the 360. Too late now I suppose.
#997476 - I see. Maybe I'll try it sometime. 07/07/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#997473 - I don't care about the rank. Earlier I saw a level 3 outgun so…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #997478 - ramerez (07/07/2014) [-]
PC
#997479 - hazenberdan (07/07/2014) [-]
Yeah,I've only got the first Payday on PC.
User avatar #997501 - ramerez (07/07/2014) [-]
Dayum shame
#997503 - hazenberdan (07/07/2014) [-]
Yeah,we're only now getting the updates here in PS3 land. In hindsight,maybe I should have got it for the 360. Too late now I suppose.
#997469 - I see. I'm usually out by 3am,but lately I've been up until 6-… 07/07/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0

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#50 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #48 - phudgepacker (06/18/2014) [-]
I wonder who anonymous is.
#49 to #48 - hazenberdan (06/18/2014) [-]
Not me,I just happen to agree with them.
#40 - shanets (03/25/2014) [-]
Finally got to watching the 4th Zero season, watched it all in one run haha. Have you?
#41 to #40 - hazenberdan (03/25/2014) [-]
Oh **** , nice one man! I'm on the second season, I just got to episode 12 where just incase someone who hasn't finished/is thinking about watching ZnT, Where saito "dies". I'm so pumped to finish the show
#44 to #41 - shanets (03/25/2014) [-]
Do you have any idea what manga chapter is after the 4th season
#45 to #44 - hazenberdan (03/25/2014) [-]
Nah man, I wish I did though. I'll try and find out after I finish S4 though
#46 to #45 - shanets (03/25/2014) [-]
Thanks, I'm gonna look around see if I can find it without spoiling myself
#47 to #46 - hazenberdan (03/25/2014) [-]
Alright, but it's dangerous to go alone, so take Louise for guidance
#42 to #41 - shanets (03/25/2014) [-]
Oh ye man, thats probably my favourite scene
#43 to #42 - hazenberdan (03/25/2014) [-]
I know,it's so goddamn badass how he took on the army of 70,000 by himself, even more so that he was WINNING until he got tired.
#39 - insulation (12/07/2013) [-]
talking about you bro



rape?
#30 - pandacore (12/01/2013) [-]
Welcome to thread i guess have fun times with are over the top amounts of autism
If you want to join the call what's your skype
i'm not a creeper
User avatar #34 to #30 - nayytayisgod (12/01/2013) [-]
>not bread
weak
#36 to #34 - pandacore (12/01/2013) [-]
Breadify i dare you
User avatar #37 to #36 - nayytayisgod (12/01/2013) [-]
too tired and busy
god so much stuff to do like wth
#31 to #30 - hazenberdan (12/01/2013) [-]
Lol thanks, I...Think? my skype was cipherthewyvern@live.co.uk but I dunno. I rarely get people to add me,so
User avatar #32 to #31 - pandacore (12/01/2013) [-]
No problem, and uhhh nothing popped up with that.
#33 to #32 - hazenberdan (12/01/2013) [-]
Try cipherwyvern then? Iunno. If all else fails I can just add you
User avatar #35 to #33 - pandacore (12/01/2013) [-]
I think i got it.
#38 to #35 - hazenberdan (12/01/2013) [-]
Seems to have
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#28 to #27 - hazenberdan (11/19/2013) [-]
Possibly because I didn't agree with whatever you said? I don't remeber everything I thumb up or down.
#24 - minionofdolan (11/15/2013) [-]
**minionofdolan rolled a random image posted in comment #45 at share yours, if you get around to it ** A more fitting place
#25 to #24 - hazenberdan (11/15/2013) [-]
**hazenberdan rolled a random image posted in comment #14 at Shit I just want that bacon **

Tis indeed.
#26 to #25 - minionofdolan (11/17/2013) [-]
**minionofdolan rolled a random image posted in comment #88 at Priorities ** Yesh
#22 - Milos (10/12/2013) [-]
None of us should wander alone, you least of all. hazenberdan? I know you suffer, I see it day by day. Are you sure you do not suffer needlessly? There are other ways, hazenberdan, other paths we might take.
#23 to #22 - hazenberdan (10/12/2013) [-]
I know what you would say, and it would seem like wisdom, but for the warning in my heart.
User avatar #12 - tomtomvdp ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
Instead of meaninglessly thumbing down , state your opinion !!
#13 to #12 - hazenberdan (10/01/2013) [-]
I'll have to pass that offer. You see,I'm not very talkative. Only when something catches my attention.
User avatar #14 to #13 - tomtomvdp ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
Well , it seems to me that we are talking now , anyway . What is your counter point ? where do you disagree with what i said ?
#15 to #14 - hazenberdan (10/01/2013) [-]
Ugggh. Fine. I think you were the one who said that the cops in GTAV are basically impossible to deal with. I've escaped with five stars by hiding behind a billboard on some building. Chopper went by and everything.
User avatar #16 to #15 - tomtomvdp ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
I literally said exactly the opposite to that.
#17 to #16 - hazenberdan (10/01/2013) [-]
I don't know maybe I thumbed the wrong person down then. Link me the comment and I'll thumb it up. I'm just trying to get on GTAO right now.
User avatar #18 to #17 - tomtomvdp ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/When+I+change+from+Saints+Row+to+GTA/funny-gifs/4817763/64#64

There you go , Sadly i just refuse to pay for xbox live gold , since i do most of my gaming on my pc , so while i wait for gta online for pc i'm playing the bf4 beta,
#19 to #18 - hazenberdan (10/01/2013) [-]
There. Problem solved. Also,you can get like, a month of free gold. Sometimes they have gold weekends,and new games come with cards you can redeem for like,2 days of gold. Or just get a PS3. The community isn't as talkative,but sometimes that's a blessing.
User avatar #20 to #19 - tomtomvdp ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
You righted your wrongs , and that's a level of humanity not often seen on the internet , you have my respect.
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