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| Gender: | male |
| Age: | 20 |
| Consoles Owned: | Xbox 360,PS3,Wii |
| Video Games Played: | Halo,Mabinogi,GTA5,Minecraft,TF2,Killing Floor,Starbound,Cataclysm |
| X-box Gamertag: | Cipherthewyvern |
| PSN: | I'll have to check that later. |
| Date Signed Up: | 4/02/2013 |
| Last Login: | 1/07/2016 |
| Location: | Newbrunswick |
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Well,there's not really much to say. I like vidya,animu,and roguelikes.
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| #10 - This is why I stopped using a mic. I realized,I can't hear the… [+] (16 new replies) | 12/07/2015 on Naggers | +22 |
| Skype and xbox chat rooms are one and the same ever since microsoft bought skype a long time ago. #61 -
anon (12/07/2015) [-] Ah, fair enough. I thought you meant the Skype chat on Xbox. I got Turtle Beach headphones for Halo 5 (as you can probably tell from my name, I love Halo, and I'm pretty good at it), so I'm not using the regular mic anyways. #65 -
anon (12/07/2015) [-] Ha, yeah. How'd you like Halo 5? IMO best multiplayer I've played in years, though surprisingly a worse story than even some of the Bungie games, which I thought was 343's best area. That's what I get for judging a studio off of one game. I wouldn't say it's awful, it's just... The story's told competently enough, the problem is I don't like the story being told. Cortana's death was so poignant, I wanted her to stay out of the series for at least a while. Halo 2 was interestingly enough my least favorite Halo MP (even though everyone likes it best) and I don't know why exactly. Halo 2A's maps are fucking gorgeous, though. My favorite stories probably go 4, Reach, 3, 2, 5, ODST, CE. Multiplayers probably go 5, Reach, 3, 4, CE, 2. Well, Guardian, Construct, Valhalla, High Ground, Narrows, and the Pit were great. I don't dislike CE's story inherently, but rather the fact that it shows how the universe was just being fleshed out when it was created. For example, Sangheili saying "Wort wort wort" instead of having a language. That and all of the Bungie developed games are like Whedon movies, in that they have a lot of tonal problems. They always through goofy shit in when it made no sense, even if it was funny, and it ruined some scenes. 4 I loved for it's development of Chief and Cortana's relationship, Reach I loved for it's amazing Spartan characters (especially Carter and Jorge). | ||
| #24 - Can I get a mention? | 11/29/2015 on Fallout 4 Settlement Series... | 0 |
| #13 - Picture | 11/29/2015 on Genital surgery | +2 |
| #1353395 - Can I get Rune Classic if you've still got it? | 11/27/2015 on Video Games Board - console... | +1 |
| #1353380 - On the 360,there are like,600 some people playing right now. I… [+] (1 new reply) | 11/27/2015 on Video Games Board - console... | 0 |
| Last time I checked on PC maybe 300 people or so still play it. so most of the modes except attrition have no one in it. I really enjoyed 2 man LTS but no one is there. | ||
| #1353376 - Hey sorry,I was in the shower. I'll add you. | 11/27/2015 on Video Games Board - console... | +1 |
| #1353363 - This'll be said like,50 times,but whatever. Get Project Nevada… | 11/27/2015 on Video Games Board - console... | +1 |
| #1353362 - So, titanfall deluxe edition was on sale for like,5$ on the 36… [+] (5 new replies) | 11/27/2015 on Video Games Board - console... | 0 |
| I have it for PC unfortunately. I loved the game but its really deserted now. On the 360,there are like,600 some people playing right now. It's fucking crazy. Last time I checked on PC maybe 300 people or so still play it. so most of the modes except attrition have no one in it. I really enjoyed 2 man LTS but no one is there. | ||
| #36 - **hazenberdan used "*roll 1, 0-999999999*"** **hazenberdan … | 11/27/2015 on Meme-Tec: Spot Contest | 0 |
| #35 - That'd be nice. I don't remember if I'm on the list or not,though. | 11/27/2015 on Meme-Tec: Spot Contest | -1 |
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So,if you're reading this right now,odds are I have you added,I interested you enough to check my profile,or pissed you off enough to check my profile. In the first case and second case,leave a comment. I like talking to people,despite popular opinion. In the third one,don't waste your time. I don't care about thumbs on FJ,but I know the rest of you do. In any case,welcome to my profile fgts. If you're not here to bitch at me, have a good one. If you are here to bitch at me,take your opinion,and shove it right up your ass. Have a great day.
yo okay dude i gotta tell you or else it's gonna bug me to no end
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I usually do. I'm half asleep right now. ...And fairly pissed off. I put in around...40 hours? into this play-thru. And now my ****** gone.
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hazenberdan (04/02/2015) [-]
Yep,we called it. I'm still not turning off my ******* adblock. Admin can eat a bag of dicks. He was just being kind to try and get the users to like him so they'd donate.
I like how he's using anime pictures a lot now. Realize it was trendy and decided to act like he's totally just using them because he wants to, not like he's trying to draw in anime fans.
But he only has like 3 anime images apperently
But he only has like 3 anime images apperently
He's probably a politician in real life,considering the ******** that comes out of his mouth.
I'm not sure politicians need to beg for money on the internet.
And I'm pretty sure politicians wouldnt make it so obvious
And I'm pretty sure politicians wouldnt make it so obvious
You have a good point. They at-least have a brain. Anyone who's not too busy sucking admin's dick can see he's just using us.
Is there any way to block that "Seems you're using adblock" text with adblock?
I dunno,I've been ignoring it. That kind of passive aggressive ******** gets under my skin,though.
The bright red text keeps catching my eye, it's pretty annoying.
I actually know a pretty fun fact about this site. You know how users used to be able to put capital letters in their name and then they got removed? They were removed because there was an exploit where you could make an account with someone else's name by changing the capitalization. Instead of actually finding a way to fix the issue, he simply removed the ability to put capital letters in your name.
I actually know a pretty fun fact about this site. You know how users used to be able to put capital letters in their name and then they got removed? They were removed because there was an exploit where you could make an account with someone else's name by changing the capitalization. Instead of actually finding a way to fix the issue, he simply removed the ability to put capital letters in your name.
I hadn't heard about that, are members of this site really that brain washed?
I think it was on one of the TF2/CSGO server info things.
I wish I could call people useless cunts and then have them buy me things.
One of the mods became a known user because he spammed comments so much that all the rolls for the next few days would be him.
I don't wanna mention his name cause he'll get a notification, but that's the kind of **** most people would get in trouble over, not the kind of **** that'd make you one of the highest level mods
I don't wanna mention his name cause he'll get a notification, but that's the kind of **** most people would get in trouble over, not the kind of **** that'd make you one of the highest level mods
Well,on any other website,he'd have been fired and probably banned. But on FJ,mods and admin do whatever they want,and the users have to deal with it.
Funnyjunk used to be known as the site where old pictures come to die.
I don't know why I keep coming back here
I don't know why I keep coming back here
Well I mean,there's not really any other sites. Not to mention the few users here who aren't pants on head retarded.
What the **** ? Further more,why do you have two blank spaces in your top bar?
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altari ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
internet op.
I have no idea why it did that. Just thought it was awesome.
I have spaces up there because I never use those slots unless I click it with my mouse, so not alot goes up there. (I have to hit two buttons to get the f# things. And I don't know where they are when i'm not looking at the keyboard.)
I have no idea why it did that. Just thought it was awesome.
I have spaces up there because I never use those slots unless I click it with my mouse, so not alot goes up there. (I have to hit two buttons to get the f# things. And I don't know where they are when i'm not looking at the keyboard.)
It does that sometimes. Wtf kind of keyboard do you have that doesn't have f1-f12?
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hazenberdan (02/10/2015) [-]
kek. Why is making cake so ******* hard in this game? I've tried like 5 times now,my friend's birthday is tomorrow so I thought I'd make him a cake and buy him some armor or something,but I'm pretty sure I've used most of the wheat crops.
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hazenberdan (02/10/2015) [-]
And it's so confusing,it's like "okay add 35% of this,add 60% of this,oh and 50% of this" HOW THE **** AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT IF THE GAUGE ONLY GOES TO 100
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hazenberdan (02/10/2015) [-]
It's all good,I should probably go find something to eat too. All I've had today was basically a cup of cereal around 11. I'm working on an alt right now,and he's so weak that I think the wind might kill him if it blows in his direction.
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anon (01/17/2015) [-]
I don't know why you blocked me and am curious. Am I that much of a cunt?
Assuming you are who I think you are,yes, you are. Further more,why do you care? You' pointed out your-self that you are level 397.
Woo. Maybe you can figure out it's multiplayer. I sure the **** can't.
I know,I use hamachi for minecraft. But it doesn't seem to work. Either that or I just don't know how. Game's fun though. More fun with mods.
Kek. I reccomend the mass effect mod,it adds a bunch of random **** for you to use.
They're pretty simple to install. There's a ******* of race mods.
Well,not really. You take the .zip file and extract it into the mods folder in the starbound directory.
Sort of? There are mods that add craftable ones and even some creative mode mods.
They all do the same damage,but the XS corperation mod ones seem to do more.
They're alright in your first world. But you usually get em around the point you have weapons that do better.
I think those are like,for when you're swimming in platinum and **** . Basically when you're done.
..I am still confused. If you mean the girl I'm using for most of my reaction pictures,yes,her name comes from a french noble.
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hazenberdan (10/14/2014) [-]
Un petit peu de tout. But seriously,though. It's probably just genetics. My father's family is part german and polish. My mother's family is native. Et ne vous inquiétez pas, l'accent me gêne trop. My french might be a bit rusty,I don't speak it as much as I once did. In NB,you need french up to grade 11 to graduate. And this gif basically sums up what my face looks like when I get pissed off.
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hazenberdan (10/15/2014) [-]
Sorry about the sudden drop,I had to head out for a bit,get some groceries n **** . But yeah. Il ressemble plus à quelque chose qu'ils pensaient être un plaisir, plutôt que utile. English is my first language,and french is barely my second.
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hazenberdan (10/15/2014) [-]
..If you want? I don't mind.
Je disparait dans et hors la conscience, donc je vais probablement d'aller au lit dans un demi-heure. Mais ouais, je suppose qu'on sommes coincés avec eux.
Je disparait dans et hors la conscience, donc je vais probablement d'aller au lit dans un demi-heure. Mais ouais, je suppose qu'on sommes coincés avec eux.
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hazenberdan (10/15/2014) [-]
Eh bien, je suis pas entièrement sûr. J'ai crois que l'amour transcende les sexes et les races. Donc, je suppose qu'on pourrait m'appeler pansexuels ou bisexuel. Sleep well,and hope you don't wake up every few hours like I do. Honnêtement, je suis pas sûr plus à comment J'ai même des l'énergie.
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shanets (03/25/2014) [-]
Finally got to watching the 4th Zero season, watched it all in one run haha. Have you?
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hazenberdan (03/25/2014) [-]
Oh **** , nice one man! I'm on the second season, I just got to episode 12 where just incase someone who hasn't finished/is thinking about watching ZnT, Where saito "dies". I'm so pumped to finish the show
Nah man, I wish I did though. I'll try and find out after I finish S4 though
I know,it's so goddamn badass how he took on the army of 70,000 by himself, even more so that he was WINNING until he got tired.
Lol thanks, I...Think? my skype was cipherthewyvern@live.co.uk but I dunno. I rarely get people to add me,so
Try cipherwyvern then? Iunno. If all else fails I can just add you
Possibly because I didn't agree with whatever you said? I don't remeber everything I thumb up or down.
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minionofdolan (11/15/2013) [-]
**minionofdolan rolled a random image posted in comment #45 at share yours, if you get around to it ** A more fitting place
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hazenberdan (11/15/2013) [-]
**hazenberdan rolled a random image posted in comment #14 at Shit I just want that bacon **
Tis indeed.
Tis indeed.
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minionofdolan (11/17/2013) [-]
**minionofdolan rolled a random image posted in comment #88 at Priorities ** Yesh
