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#77 - I haven't seen candy cigarettes since I was like,10. All I rem… 10/22/2014 on Breaking Bad Toys R Us -... 0
#75 - Do they even sell those anymore?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/22/2014 on Breaking Bad Toys R Us -... 0
User avatar #76 - maddognoland (10/22/2014) [-]
Online and I believe some states may still (not sure which if any) but, yes you can get em
#77 - hazenberdan (10/22/2014) [-]
I haven't seen candy cigarettes since I was like,10. All I remeber is they tasted bad but I liked to take them and make "stick people" with them.
#74 - Oh,and by the way..My parents smoke.I don't. I hate smoking. 10/22/2014 on Breaking Bad Toys R Us -... 0
#73 - ..How does a toy "sigarette"= toy meth? 10/22/2014 on Breaking Bad Toys R Us -... +1
#72 - My father was an alcoholic. My mother and father smoked. I don… 10/22/2014 on Breaking Bad Toys R Us -... 0
#40 - Ah yes,the classic elementary school level of "Guise im c… 10/22/2014 on You never everr go full... -1
#33 - ..I have no idea what the **** you're trying to s…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/22/2014 on Breaking Bad Toys R Us -... 0
#61 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/22/2014) [-]
Err, no. It's an accepted fact that if your parents for example are alcholics and drink a lot, you are way more likely to become one yourself. I remember myself swearing that i would never drink because of what my father did to himself and others, but that was a promise i could not keep and i've had problems with that my whole life.
#72 - hazenberdan (10/22/2014) [-]
My father was an alcoholic. My mother and father smoked. I don't smoke,or drink.
#58 - lastsamurai (10/22/2014) [-]
A toy sigarette, as in toy meth, has the same effect. I have no idea if toy sigarettes actually exist, but candy sigarette's do.
Anyone with smoking parents are in my opinion more likely to smoke, they're accustomed to it and won't hesitate if they're offered a sig.
As a child I saw candy sigarettes but you could only get them from our neighbor country sweden and now they're gone for good. And I really believe the people making candy sigarettes are disgusting people.

This might just be your mentality (swagfags = siggs). Most people just have family members that smoke and think it's ok for them to do so too.
#74 - hazenberdan (10/22/2014) [-]
Oh,and by the way..My parents smoke.I don't. I hate smoking.
#73 - hazenberdan (10/22/2014) [-]
..How does a toy "sigarette"= toy meth?
User avatar #69 - ZenMacros (10/22/2014) [-]
Your argument holds true for toy, and especially candy, cigarettes, but not the BrBa meth toy. Cigarettes are legal, people everywhere smoke them all the time, and (for the most part) it's socially acceptable to smoke them.

Meth, on the other hand, is highly illegal both to sell and use, you never actually see anyone doing it, and it's certainly not socially acceptable to use it. A kid can steal a cigarette from their parents or whoever and try one, but in most cases, a kid would have zero access to meth. And I highly doubt seeing it in a box with figurines would make him want to smoke it, if he even knows what the hell it is in the first place.

And it's especially not "promoting to kids" because they're not for kids. Toys, just like video games, movies, and TV shows, have age ratings. I haven't seen the figures myself, but I highly doubt the box says they're meant for anyone under the age of 15.
User avatar #67 - hairysmellyanus (10/22/2014) [-]
you cant even spell cigarette
#63 - RIP in piece headphone users. 10/22/2014 on /v/ makes sonic OC +1
#242 - OneDirectionFan 10/20/2014 on 9 ways anonymous will steal... 0
#89 - I think those are like,for when you're swimming in platinum an…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2014 on hazenberdan's profile 0
User avatar #90 - altari (10/19/2014) [-]
Oh well. I really liked finding buildings in the worlds. So much interesting loot. I know that's pretty much the point, but I still like doing it.

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User avatar #70 - altari ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
So I bought Starbound. Still has to install though.
#71 to #70 - hazenberdan (10/19/2014) [-]
Woo. Maybe you can figure out it's multiplayer. I sure the **** can't.
User avatar #72 to #71 - altari ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
I think you might need Hamachi for it. It's a program that helps with ip servers.
#73 to #72 - hazenberdan (10/19/2014) [-]
I know,I use hamachi for minecraft. But it doesn't seem to work. Either that or I just don't know how. Game's fun though. More fun with mods.
User avatar #74 to #73 - altari ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
I've had that problem sometimes too, it's usually because internet op.

And I loved Starbound, but none of my friends played it, so I ended up playing League all the time.
#75 to #74 - hazenberdan (10/19/2014) [-]
Kek. I reccomend the mass effect mod,it adds a bunch of random **** for you to use.
User avatar #76 to #75 - altari ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Once it's downloaded, I'll take a look at the mods. I've always loved mods.
#77 to #76 - hazenberdan (10/19/2014) [-]
They're pretty simple to install. There's a ******* of race mods.
User avatar #78 to #77 - altari ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
If its anything like Skyrim mods, it should be easy.

Mods make everything better.
#79 to #78 - hazenberdan (10/19/2014) [-]
Well,not really. You take the .zip file and extract it into the mods folder in the starbound directory.
User avatar #80 to #79 - altari ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
That is almost exactly how it's done in skyrim. Download, extract, place in Data folder.

Does it have any mods that make more guns spawn? I always found them to be soooo rare. Then you find one and it's **** .
#81 to #80 - hazenberdan (10/19/2014) [-]
Sort of? There are mods that add craftable ones and even some creative mode mods.
User avatar #82 to #81 - altari ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
That's still better.

Are there any tech mods?
#83 to #82 - hazenberdan (10/19/2014) [-]
Yeah,mostly mechs though.
User avatar #84 to #83 - altari ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Are they any good? I always thought the mechs damage was bad. I only ever got the human one.
#85 to #84 - hazenberdan (10/19/2014) [-]
They all do the same damage,but the XS corperation mod ones seem to do more.
User avatar #86 to #85 - altari ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Good they look awesome but feel so weak.
#87 to #86 - hazenberdan (10/19/2014) [-]
They're alright in your first world. But you usually get em around the point you have weapons that do better.
User avatar #88 to #87 - altari ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
I found my first one in a 4 world. Also I think the skyrail is useless. Waaay too much resource waste to make them.
#89 to #88 - hazenberdan (10/19/2014) [-]
I think those are like,for when you're swimming in platinum and **** . Basically when you're done.
User avatar #90 to #89 - altari ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Oh well. I really liked finding buildings in the worlds. So much interesting loot. I know that's pretty much the point, but I still like doing it.
User avatar #63 - altari ONLINE (10/14/2014) [-]
Steam op. Gonna try to restart my computer.
#53 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
thanks for thumbing me up, even though i was red as 						****
thanks for thumbing me up, even though i was red as ****
#54 to #53 - hazenberdan (10/14/2014) [-]
No problem.
User avatar #52 - acaivy (10/14/2014) [-]
Louise is french though
#55 to #52 - hazenberdan (10/14/2014) [-]
..What? I'm a little confused.
#56 to #55 - acaivy (10/14/2014) [-]
You like something french
#57 to #56 - hazenberdan (10/14/2014) [-]
..I am still confused. If you mean the girl I'm using for most of my reaction pictures,yes,her name comes from a french noble.
#58 to #57 - acaivy (10/14/2014) [-]
Make your waifu american
#59 to #58 - hazenberdan (10/14/2014) [-]
But I'm a Canadian. We speak french and english. In all seriousness, she's not my waifu. She just has anger on level with mine.
#60 to #59 - acaivy (10/14/2014) [-]
Vous etes libre though, i speak french too, had 9-10 years of it and je hais les accents
Why getting angry? Feminists? Social justice warriors? Non factual claims?
#61 to #60 - hazenberdan (10/14/2014) [-]
Un petit peu de tout. But seriously,though. It's probably just genetics. My father's family is part german and polish. My mother's family is native. Et ne vous inquiétez pas, l'accent me gêne trop. My french might be a bit rusty,I don't speak it as much as I once did. In NB,you need french up to grade 11 to graduate. And this gif basically sums up what my face looks like when I get pissed off.
Un petit peu de tout. But seriously,though. It's probably just genetics. My father's family is part german and polish. My mother's family is native. Et ne vous inquiétez pas, l'accent me gêne trop. My french might be a bit rusty,I don't speak it as much as I once did. In NB,you need french up to grade 11 to graduate. And this gif basically sums up what my face looks like when I get pissed off.
#62 to #61 - acaivy (10/14/2014) [-]
Frenchies man, why are we forced to learn their language, seriousement ça m'a jamais aidé, maybe if i get a job in linguistics, but glad you learned english
I had a canadian ex, dude she probably thought of murdering me, she's from thunder bay

come on lay down the anger and fap
#64 to #62 - hazenberdan (10/15/2014) [-]
Sorry about the sudden drop,I had to head out for a bit,get some groceries n **** . But yeah. Il ressemble plus à quelque chose qu'ils pensaient être un plaisir, plutôt que utile. English is my first language,and french is barely my second.
#65 to #64 - acaivy (10/15/2014) [-]
Can i hit on you? Can i?   
Eh ben c'est pas comme si on va mourir sans le francais, je veux dire c'est parce que je parle anglais que je t'ai rencontré sur ce site
Can i hit on you? Can i?
Eh ben c'est pas comme si on va mourir sans le francais, je veux dire c'est parce que je parle anglais que je t'ai rencontré sur ce site
#66 to #65 - hazenberdan (10/15/2014) [-]
..If you want? I don't mind.   
Je disparait dans et hors la conscience, donc je vais probablement d'aller au lit dans un demi-heure. Mais ouais, je suppose qu'on sommes coincés avec eux.
..If you want? I don't mind.
Je disparait dans et hors la conscience, donc je vais probablement d'aller au lit dans un demi-heure. Mais ouais, je suppose qu'on sommes coincés avec eux.
#67 to #66 - acaivy (10/15/2014) [-]
Are you even bi?
moi aussi, hey je vais aller au lit maintenant, but i'll reply tomorrow don't worry
#68 to #67 - hazenberdan (10/15/2014) [-]
Eh bien, je suis pas entièrement sûr. J'ai crois que l'amour transcende les sexes et les races. Donc, je suppose qu'on pourrait m'appeler pansexuels ou bisexuel. Sleep well,and hope you don't wake up every few hours like I do. Honnêtement, je suis pas sûr plus à comment J'ai même des l'énergie.
#69 to #68 - acaivy (10/15/2014) [-]
Eh ben je suis là, c'est quoi ton steam
well i hope you look like louise, that girl is making me melt
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#50 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #48 - phudgepacker (06/18/2014) [-]
I wonder who anonymous is.
#49 to #48 - hazenberdan (06/18/2014) [-]
Not me,I just happen to agree with them.
#40 - shanets ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
Finally got to watching the 4th Zero season, watched it all in one run haha. Have you?
#41 to #40 - hazenberdan (03/25/2014) [-]
Oh **** , nice one man! I'm on the second season, I just got to episode 12 where just incase someone who hasn't finished/is thinking about watching ZnT, Where saito "dies". I'm so pumped to finish the show
#44 to #41 - shanets ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
Do you have any idea what manga chapter is after the 4th season
#45 to #44 - hazenberdan (03/25/2014) [-]
Nah man, I wish I did though. I'll try and find out after I finish S4 though
#46 to #45 - shanets ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
Thanks, I'm gonna look around see if I can find it without spoiling myself
#47 to #46 - hazenberdan (03/25/2014) [-]
Alright, but it's dangerous to go alone, so take Louise for guidance
#42 to #41 - shanets ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
Oh ye man, thats probably my favourite scene
#43 to #42 - hazenberdan (03/25/2014) [-]
I know,it's so goddamn badass how he took on the army of 70,000 by himself, even more so that he was WINNING until he got tired.
#39 - insulation (12/07/2013) [-]
talking about you bro



rape?
#30 - pandacore (12/01/2013) [-]
Welcome to thread i guess have fun times with are over the top amounts of autism
If you want to join the call what's your skype
i'm not a creeper
User avatar #34 to #30 - nayytayisgod (12/01/2013) [-]
>not bread
weak
#36 to #34 - pandacore (12/01/2013) [-]
Breadify i dare you
User avatar #37 to #36 - nayytayisgod (12/01/2013) [-]
too tired and busy
god so much stuff to do like wth
#31 to #30 - hazenberdan (12/01/2013) [-]
Lol thanks, I...Think? my skype was cipherthewyvern@live.co.uk but I dunno. I rarely get people to add me,so
User avatar #32 to #31 - pandacore (12/01/2013) [-]
No problem, and uhhh nothing popped up with that.
#33 to #32 - hazenberdan (12/01/2013) [-]
Try cipherwyvern then? Iunno. If all else fails I can just add you
User avatar #35 to #33 - pandacore (12/01/2013) [-]
I think i got it.
#38 to #35 - hazenberdan (12/01/2013) [-]
Seems to have
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#28 to #27 - hazenberdan (11/19/2013) [-]
Possibly because I didn't agree with whatever you said? I don't remeber everything I thumb up or down.
#24 - minionofdolan (11/15/2013) [-]
**minionofdolan rolled a random image posted in comment #45 at share yours, if you get around to it ** A more fitting place
#25 to #24 - hazenberdan (11/15/2013) [-]
**hazenberdan rolled a random image posted in comment #14 at Shit I just want that bacon **

Tis indeed.
#26 to #25 - minionofdolan (11/17/2013) [-]
**minionofdolan rolled a random image posted in comment #88 at Priorities ** Yesh
#22 - Milos (10/12/2013) [-]
None of us should wander alone, you least of all. hazenberdan? I know you suffer, I see it day by day. Are you sure you do not suffer needlessly? There are other ways, hazenberdan, other paths we might take.
#23 to #22 - hazenberdan (10/12/2013) [-]
I know what you would say, and it would seem like wisdom, but for the warning in my heart.
User avatar #12 - tomtomvdp (10/01/2013) [-]
Instead of meaninglessly thumbing down , state your opinion !!
#13 to #12 - hazenberdan (10/01/2013) [-]
I'll have to pass that offer. You see,I'm not very talkative. Only when something catches my attention.
User avatar #14 to #13 - tomtomvdp (10/01/2013) [-]
Well , it seems to me that we are talking now , anyway . What is your counter point ? where do you disagree with what i said ?
#15 to #14 - hazenberdan (10/01/2013) [-]
Ugggh. Fine. I think you were the one who said that the cops in GTAV are basically impossible to deal with. I've escaped with five stars by hiding behind a billboard on some building. Chopper went by and everything.
User avatar #16 to #15 - tomtomvdp (10/01/2013) [-]
I literally said exactly the opposite to that.
#17 to #16 - hazenberdan (10/01/2013) [-]
I don't know maybe I thumbed the wrong person down then. Link me the comment and I'll thumb it up. I'm just trying to get on GTAO right now.
User avatar #18 to #17 - tomtomvdp (10/01/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/When+I+change+from+Saints+Row+to+GTA/funny-gifs/4817763/64#64

There you go , Sadly i just refuse to pay for xbox live gold , since i do most of my gaming on my pc , so while i wait for gta online for pc i'm playing the bf4 beta,
#19 to #18 - hazenberdan (10/01/2013) [-]
There. Problem solved. Also,you can get like, a month of free gold. Sometimes they have gold weekends,and new games come with cards you can redeem for like,2 days of gold. Or just get a PS3. The community isn't as talkative,but sometimes that's a blessing.
User avatar #20 to #19 - tomtomvdp (10/01/2013) [-]
You righted your wrongs , and that's a level of humanity not often seen on the internet , you have my respect.
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