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#171 - So I was playing some dank souls 2 and some weab named yoyomik… 12/16/2014 on altari's profile 0
#1451 - Give me your best shot.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2014 on Mods will suggest or draw... 0
#1464 - fuckthepopo (12/12/2014) [-]
#1121847 - Not to mention the armor all looks the same. 12/12/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#1121579 - It's ******** ,the "DLC" is just ingame …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/11/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1121580 - adunsaveme (12/11/2014) [-]
Out Here in the Wild - Official Destiny ViDoc look at all the content they didn't cut out guise
User avatar #1121601 - youngneil (12/11/2014) [-]
I think spending $60 on a game that was absolutely atrocious was a good lesson. Now I know not to buy any more Bungie games.
#1121574 - Why is Destiny such a piece of **** ? I played the…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/11/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1121739 - syrenthra (12/11/2014) [-]
Shit, I got more of a story from playing Halo 4 Spartan Ops. I had played destiny back in October before my friend sold it to protest Bungie's jew move and then I played Spartan Ops again in November and released how similar they were.

>Repeating the same maps for missions that are basically the same no matter what
>Special abilities and sprinting
>Guns look damn identical other than some more rounded edges

I felt more involved with the Spartan Ops story and it has me hyped for halo 5 where I find out what is going to happen with Halsey and if she runs into John.
User avatar #1121847 - hazenberdan (12/12/2014) [-]
Not to mention the armor all looks the same.
#1121576 - adunsaveme (12/11/2014) [-]
"we didn't cut content from the game, guys"
#1121579 - hazenberdan (12/11/2014) [-]
It's bullshit,the "DLC" is just ingame stuff that they decided to cut out. I had such high hopes for this game too.
User avatar #1121580 - adunsaveme (12/11/2014) [-]
Out Here in the Wild - Official Destiny ViDoc look at all the content they didn't cut out guise
User avatar #1121601 - youngneil (12/11/2014) [-]
I think spending $60 on a game that was absolutely atrocious was a good lesson. Now I know not to buy any more Bungie games.
#8 - Fallout 4 is looking pretty good. 12/10/2014 on Lost places Comp. #1 +7
#33 - Just when I was thinking they were just ******* w… 12/08/2014 on The end, it is finally nigh 0
#147 - I've got to use this a lot lately. Woo. Then the guy just show… 12/07/2014 on Female Face Fuck 0
#763 - Picture 12/07/2014 on mods draw you a Christmas hat 0
#1117293 - Apparently lizard squad took it down again. Cocky for a bunch … 12/06/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0

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#91 - hazenberdan (12/04/2014) [-]
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So,if you're reading this right now,odds are I have you added,I interested you enough to check my profile,or pissed you off enough to check my profile. In the first case and second case,leave a comment. I like talking to people,despite popular opinion. In the third one,don't waste your time. I don't care about thumbs on FJ,but I know the rest of you do. In any case,welcome to my profile fgts. If you're not here to bitch at me, have a good one. If you are here to bitch at me,take your opinion,and shove it right up your ass. Have a great day.
User avatar #70 - altari ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
So I bought Starbound. Still has to install though.
User avatar #71 to #70 - hazenberdan (10/19/2014) [-]
Woo. Maybe you can figure out it's multiplayer. I sure the **** can't.
User avatar #72 to #71 - altari ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
I think you might need Hamachi for it. It's a program that helps with ip servers.
User avatar #73 to #72 - hazenberdan (10/19/2014) [-]
I know,I use hamachi for minecraft. But it doesn't seem to work. Either that or I just don't know how. Game's fun though. More fun with mods.
User avatar #74 to #73 - altari ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
I've had that problem sometimes too, it's usually because internet op.

And I loved Starbound, but none of my friends played it, so I ended up playing League all the time.
User avatar #75 to #74 - hazenberdan (10/19/2014) [-]
Kek. I reccomend the mass effect mod,it adds a bunch of random **** for you to use.
User avatar #76 to #75 - altari ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Once it's downloaded, I'll take a look at the mods. I've always loved mods.
User avatar #77 to #76 - hazenberdan (10/19/2014) [-]
They're pretty simple to install. There's a ******* of race mods.
User avatar #78 to #77 - altari ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
If its anything like Skyrim mods, it should be easy.

Mods make everything better.
User avatar #79 to #78 - hazenberdan (10/19/2014) [-]
Well,not really. You take the .zip file and extract it into the mods folder in the starbound directory.
User avatar #80 to #79 - altari ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
That is almost exactly how it's done in skyrim. Download, extract, place in Data folder.

Does it have any mods that make more guns spawn? I always found them to be soooo rare. Then you find one and it's **** .
User avatar #81 to #80 - hazenberdan (10/19/2014) [-]
Sort of? There are mods that add craftable ones and even some creative mode mods.
User avatar #82 to #81 - altari ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
That's still better.

Are there any tech mods?
User avatar #83 to #82 - hazenberdan (10/19/2014) [-]
Yeah,mostly mechs though.
User avatar #84 to #83 - altari ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Are they any good? I always thought the mechs damage was bad. I only ever got the human one.
User avatar #85 to #84 - hazenberdan (10/19/2014) [-]
They all do the same damage,but the XS corperation mod ones seem to do more.
User avatar #86 to #85 - altari ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Good they look awesome but feel so weak.
User avatar #87 to #86 - hazenberdan (10/19/2014) [-]
They're alright in your first world. But you usually get em around the point you have weapons that do better.
User avatar #88 to #87 - altari ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
I found my first one in a 4 world. Also I think the skyrail is useless. Waaay too much resource waste to make them.
User avatar #89 to #88 - hazenberdan (10/19/2014) [-]
I think those are like,for when you're swimming in platinum and **** . Basically when you're done.
User avatar #90 to #89 - altari ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Oh well. I really liked finding buildings in the worlds. So much interesting loot. I know that's pretty much the point, but I still like doing it.
User avatar #63 - altari ONLINE (10/14/2014) [-]
Steam op. Gonna try to restart my computer.
#53 - anonymous (10/14/2014) [-]
thanks for thumbing me up, even though i was red as 						****
thanks for thumbing me up, even though i was red as ****
#54 to #53 - hazenberdan (10/14/2014) [-]
No problem.
User avatar #52 - acaivy (10/14/2014) [-]
Louise is french though
User avatar #55 to #52 - hazenberdan (10/14/2014) [-]
..What? I'm a little confused.
#56 to #55 - acaivy (10/14/2014) [-]
You like something french
User avatar #57 to #56 - hazenberdan (10/14/2014) [-]
..I am still confused. If you mean the girl I'm using for most of my reaction pictures,yes,her name comes from a french noble.
#58 to #57 - acaivy (10/14/2014) [-]
Make your waifu american
#59 to #58 - hazenberdan (10/14/2014) [-]
But I'm a Canadian. We speak french and english. In all seriousness, she's not my waifu. She just has anger on level with mine.
#60 to #59 - acaivy (10/14/2014) [-]
Vous etes libre though, i speak french too, had 9-10 years of it and je hais les accents
Why getting angry? Feminists? Social justice warriors? Non factual claims?
#61 to #60 - hazenberdan (10/14/2014) [-]
Un petit peu de tout. But seriously,though. It's probably just genetics. My father's family is part german and polish. My mother's family is native. Et ne vous inquiétez pas, l'accent me gêne trop. My french might be a bit rusty,I don't speak it as much as I once did. In NB,you need french up to grade 11 to graduate. And this gif basically sums up what my face looks like when I get pissed off.
Un petit peu de tout. But seriously,though. It's probably just genetics. My father's family is part german and polish. My mother's family is native. Et ne vous inquiétez pas, l'accent me gêne trop. My french might be a bit rusty,I don't speak it as much as I once did. In NB,you need french up to grade 11 to graduate. And this gif basically sums up what my face looks like when I get pissed off.
#62 to #61 - acaivy (10/14/2014) [-]
Frenchies man, why are we forced to learn their language, seriousement ça m'a jamais aidé, maybe if i get a job in linguistics, but glad you learned english
I had a canadian ex, dude she probably thought of murdering me, she's from thunder bay

come on lay down the anger and fap
#64 to #62 - hazenberdan (10/15/2014) [-]
Sorry about the sudden drop,I had to head out for a bit,get some groceries n **** . But yeah. Il ressemble plus à quelque chose qu'ils pensaient être un plaisir, plutôt que utile. English is my first language,and french is barely my second.
#65 to #64 - acaivy (10/15/2014) [-]
Can i hit on you? Can i?   
Eh ben c'est pas comme si on va mourir sans le francais, je veux dire c'est parce que je parle anglais que je t'ai rencontré sur ce site
Can i hit on you? Can i?
Eh ben c'est pas comme si on va mourir sans le francais, je veux dire c'est parce que je parle anglais que je t'ai rencontré sur ce site
#66 to #65 - hazenberdan (10/15/2014) [-]
..If you want? I don't mind.   
Je disparait dans et hors la conscience, donc je vais probablement d'aller au lit dans un demi-heure. Mais ouais, je suppose qu'on sommes coincés avec eux.
..If you want? I don't mind.
Je disparait dans et hors la conscience, donc je vais probablement d'aller au lit dans un demi-heure. Mais ouais, je suppose qu'on sommes coincés avec eux.
#67 to #66 - acaivy (10/15/2014) [-]
Are you even bi?
moi aussi, hey je vais aller au lit maintenant, but i'll reply tomorrow don't worry
#68 to #67 - hazenberdan (10/15/2014) [-]
Eh bien, je suis pas entièrement sûr. J'ai crois que l'amour transcende les sexes et les races. Donc, je suppose qu'on pourrait m'appeler pansexuels ou bisexuel. Sleep well,and hope you don't wake up every few hours like I do. Honnêtement, je suis pas sûr plus à comment J'ai même des l'énergie.
#69 to #68 - acaivy (10/15/2014) [-]
Eh ben je suis là, c'est quoi ton steam
well i hope you look like louise, that girl is making me melt
User avatar #51 - posttwo (08/12/2014) [-]
#50 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #48 - phudgepacker ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
I wonder who anonymous is.
User avatar #49 to #48 - hazenberdan (06/18/2014) [-]
Not me,I just happen to agree with them.
#40 - shanets (03/25/2014) [-]
Finally got to watching the 4th Zero season, watched it all in one run haha. Have you?
#41 to #40 - hazenberdan (03/25/2014) [-]
Oh **** , nice one man! I'm on the second season, I just got to episode 12 where just incase someone who hasn't finished/is thinking about watching ZnT, Where saito "dies". I'm so pumped to finish the show
#44 to #41 - shanets (03/25/2014) [-]
Do you have any idea what manga chapter is after the 4th season
User avatar #45 to #44 - hazenberdan (03/25/2014) [-]
Nah man, I wish I did though. I'll try and find out after I finish S4 though
#46 to #45 - shanets (03/25/2014) [-]
Thanks, I'm gonna look around see if I can find it without spoiling myself
#47 to #46 - hazenberdan (03/25/2014) [-]
Alright, but it's dangerous to go alone, so take Louise for guidance
#42 to #41 - shanets (03/25/2014) [-]
Oh ye man, thats probably my favourite scene
User avatar #43 to #42 - hazenberdan (03/25/2014) [-]
I know,it's so goddamn badass how he took on the army of 70,000 by himself, even more so that he was WINNING until he got tired.
#39 - insulation (12/07/2013) [-]
talking about you bro



rape?
#30 - pandacore (12/01/2013) [-]
Welcome to thread i guess have fun times with are over the top amounts of autism
If you want to join the call what's your skype
i'm not a creeper
User avatar #34 to #30 - nayytayisgod (12/01/2013) [-]
>not bread
weak
#36 to #34 - pandacore (12/01/2013) [-]
Breadify i dare you
User avatar #37 to #36 - nayytayisgod (12/01/2013) [-]
too tired and busy
god so much stuff to do like wth
User avatar #31 to #30 - hazenberdan (12/01/2013) [-]
Lol thanks, I...Think? my skype was cipherthewyvern@live.co.uk but I dunno. I rarely get people to add me,so
User avatar #32 to #31 - pandacore (12/01/2013) [-]
No problem, and uhhh nothing popped up with that.
User avatar #33 to #32 - hazenberdan (12/01/2013) [-]
Try cipherwyvern then? Iunno. If all else fails I can just add you
User avatar #35 to #33 - pandacore (12/01/2013) [-]
I think i got it.
User avatar #38 to #35 - hazenberdan (12/01/2013) [-]
Seems to have
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User avatar #28 to #27 - hazenberdan (11/19/2013) [-]
Possibly because I didn't agree with whatever you said? I don't remeber everything I thumb up or down.
#24 - minionofdolan (11/15/2013) [-]
**minionofdolan rolled a random image posted in comment #45 at share yours, if you get around to it ** A more fitting place
#25 to #24 - hazenberdan (11/15/2013) [-]
**hazenberdan rolled a random image posted in comment #14 at Shit I just want that bacon **

Tis indeed.
#26 to #25 - minionofdolan (11/17/2013) [-]
**minionofdolan rolled a random image posted in comment #88 at Priorities ** Yesh
#22 - Milos (10/12/2013) [-]
None of us should wander alone, you least of all. hazenberdan? I know you suffer, I see it day by day. Are you sure you do not suffer needlessly? There are other ways, hazenberdan, other paths we might take.
#23 to #22 - hazenberdan (10/12/2013) [-]
I know what you would say, and it would seem like wisdom, but for the warning in my heart.
User avatar #12 - tomtomvdp (10/01/2013) [-]
Instead of meaninglessly thumbing down , state your opinion !!
#13 to #12 - hazenberdan (10/01/2013) [-]
I'll have to pass that offer. You see,I'm not very talkative. Only when something catches my attention.
User avatar #14 to #13 - tomtomvdp (10/01/2013) [-]
Well , it seems to me that we are talking now , anyway . What is your counter point ? where do you disagree with what i said ?
User avatar #15 to #14 - hazenberdan (10/01/2013) [-]
Ugggh. Fine. I think you were the one who said that the cops in GTAV are basically impossible to deal with. I've escaped with five stars by hiding behind a billboard on some building. Chopper went by and everything.
User avatar #16 to #15 - tomtomvdp (10/01/2013) [-]
I literally said exactly the opposite to that.
User avatar #17 to #16 - hazenberdan (10/01/2013) [-]
I don't know maybe I thumbed the wrong person down then. Link me the comment and I'll thumb it up. I'm just trying to get on GTAO right now.
User avatar #18 to #17 - tomtomvdp (10/01/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/When+I+change+from+Saints+Row+to+GTA/funny-gifs/4817763/64#64

There you go , Sadly i just refuse to pay for xbox live gold , since i do most of my gaming on my pc , so while i wait for gta online for pc i'm playing the bf4 beta,
User avatar #19 to #18 - hazenberdan (10/01/2013) [-]
There. Problem solved. Also,you can get like, a month of free gold. Sometimes they have gold weekends,and new games come with cards you can redeem for like,2 days of gold. Or just get a PS3. The community isn't as talkative,but sometimes that's a blessing.
User avatar #20 to #19 - tomtomvdp (10/01/2013) [-]
You righted your wrongs , and that's a level of humanity not often seen on the internet , you have my respect.
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