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#510 - Picture 09/21/2014 on Olympus has Fallen 0
#1062113 - Well,maybe when the price drops destiny would be better to try… 09/21/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#1062108 - Oh no,there are loot chests. It's like Halo meets CoD meets wa…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/21/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #1062110 - arkanios (09/21/2014) [-]
PvP also sounds like Warframe, because the PvP in that is also fucked to hell because of how OP some Warframes are and how shitty the matchmaking is.

Sounds like shit though, dude. Anyway, thanks for the info on Starbound. I think I'm gonna purchase it now and maybe let my sister play with it later on if I don't find it fun. Also, thanks for the information on Destiny, I was actually wondering if that would be a good game to try out or not, and it seems like it really isn't. Shame.
#1062113 - hazenberdan (09/21/2014) [-]
Well,maybe when the price drops destiny would be better to try. As is,it's an unorganized clusterfuck in PvP,and you can reach level 20 in a week or so. And no problem for the starbound info,glad to help.
#1062103 - **** ,pretty much. After you hit 20,you "leve…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/21/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #1062105 - arkanios (09/21/2014) [-]
Sounds weird. A bit interesting on paper, but it sounds like they executed that idea poorly. So, is it right to call Destiny a weird mix of Warframe and Borderlands, but with much less loot?
#1062108 - hazenberdan (09/21/2014) [-]
Oh no,there are loot chests. It's like Halo meets CoD meets warframe. And the crucible is utter shit. It's the PvP mode,and the classes are so unbalanced for PvP. Hunters get a super that lets them use a golden gun that one shots you,or they can run around knifing things with an electricity charged dagger (fun mind you,but annoying in PvP.) Titans get a stupid AoE punch and a bubble that can't be shot through. Warlocks..I don't care enough to make one. They're the most annoying class.
User avatar #1062110 - arkanios (09/21/2014) [-]
PvP also sounds like Warframe, because the PvP in that is also fucked to hell because of how OP some Warframes are and how shitty the matchmaking is.

Sounds like shit though, dude. Anyway, thanks for the info on Starbound. I think I'm gonna purchase it now and maybe let my sister play with it later on if I don't find it fun. Also, thanks for the information on Destiny, I was actually wondering if that would be a good game to try out or not, and it seems like it really isn't. Shame.
#1062113 - hazenberdan (09/21/2014) [-]
Well,maybe when the price drops destiny would be better to try. As is,it's an unorganized clusterfuck in PvP,and you can reach level 20 in a week or so. And no problem for the starbound info,glad to help.
#1062101 - Yeah,atleast destiny is fun until you hit the level cap. Even …  [+] (6 new replies) 09/21/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #1062102 - arkanios (09/21/2014) [-]
What? So, what do you get for leveling then? Is it just a requirement for players to use specific loot or levels?
#1062103 - hazenberdan (09/21/2014) [-]
Fuck,pretty much. After you hit 20,you "level" by equipping gear with a blue rarity or better. It's stupid.
User avatar #1062105 - arkanios (09/21/2014) [-]
Sounds weird. A bit interesting on paper, but it sounds like they executed that idea poorly. So, is it right to call Destiny a weird mix of Warframe and Borderlands, but with much less loot?
#1062108 - hazenberdan (09/21/2014) [-]
Oh no,there are loot chests. It's like Halo meets CoD meets warframe. And the crucible is utter shit. It's the PvP mode,and the classes are so unbalanced for PvP. Hunters get a super that lets them use a golden gun that one shots you,or they can run around knifing things with an electricity charged dagger (fun mind you,but annoying in PvP.) Titans get a stupid AoE punch and a bubble that can't be shot through. Warlocks..I don't care enough to make one. They're the most annoying class.
User avatar #1062110 - arkanios (09/21/2014) [-]
PvP also sounds like Warframe, because the PvP in that is also fucked to hell because of how OP some Warframes are and how shitty the matchmaking is.

Sounds like shit though, dude. Anyway, thanks for the info on Starbound. I think I'm gonna purchase it now and maybe let my sister play with it later on if I don't find it fun. Also, thanks for the information on Destiny, I was actually wondering if that would be a good game to try out or not, and it seems like it really isn't. Shame.
#1062113 - hazenberdan (09/21/2014) [-]
Well,maybe when the price drops destiny would be better to try. As is,it's an unorganized clusterfuck in PvP,and you can reach level 20 in a week or so. And no problem for the starbound info,glad to help.
#1062099 - Reminds me of my Destiny Preorder. I only preordered for the s…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/21/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #1062100 - arkanios (09/21/2014) [-]
That's rough man, but at least from what I heard Destiny is an OK game.

Thief is just pure shit wrapped in tinfoil, and brings dishonor to it's original series. The only enjoyable item I got out of that game was a few TF2 hats, but the game's so bad I feel embarrassed to wear them in pubs.
#1062101 - hazenberdan (09/21/2014) [-]
Yeah,atleast destiny is fun until you hit the level cap. Even then though,a level 1 enemy NPC will still murder you if you don't pay attention. It's fucking stupid. Level 20+3 hunter,gets killed by a level 1 dreg because he was drinking a bottle of pop.
User avatar #1062102 - arkanios (09/21/2014) [-]
What? So, what do you get for leveling then? Is it just a requirement for players to use specific loot or levels?
#1062103 - hazenberdan (09/21/2014) [-]
Fuck,pretty much. After you hit 20,you "level" by equipping gear with a blue rarity or better. It's stupid.
User avatar #1062105 - arkanios (09/21/2014) [-]
Sounds weird. A bit interesting on paper, but it sounds like they executed that idea poorly. So, is it right to call Destiny a weird mix of Warframe and Borderlands, but with much less loot?
#1062108 - hazenberdan (09/21/2014) [-]
Oh no,there are loot chests. It's like Halo meets CoD meets warframe. And the crucible is utter shit. It's the PvP mode,and the classes are so unbalanced for PvP. Hunters get a super that lets them use a golden gun that one shots you,or they can run around knifing things with an electricity charged dagger (fun mind you,but annoying in PvP.) Titans get a stupid AoE punch and a bubble that can't be shot through. Warlocks..I don't care enough to make one. They're the most annoying class.
User avatar #1062110 - arkanios (09/21/2014) [-]
PvP also sounds like Warframe, because the PvP in that is also fucked to hell because of how OP some Warframes are and how shitty the matchmaking is.

Sounds like shit though, dude. Anyway, thanks for the info on Starbound. I think I'm gonna purchase it now and maybe let my sister play with it later on if I don't find it fun. Also, thanks for the information on Destiny, I was actually wondering if that would be a good game to try out or not, and it seems like it really isn't. Shame.
#1062113 - hazenberdan (09/21/2014) [-]
Well,maybe when the price drops destiny would be better to try. As is,it's an unorganized clusterfuck in PvP,and you can reach level 20 in a week or so. And no problem for the starbound info,glad to help.
#1062094 - It won't. Trust me. A friend of mine bitched me up the wall fo…  [+] (10 new replies) 09/21/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +2
User avatar #1062098 - arkanios (09/21/2014) [-]
Hmm... Yeah, and it's only $15, so it wont disappoint me if it's not that good.

The only game I genuinely felt horrible about purchasing was the Thief reboot, and it was a pre-order for $60. I wish I could have gotten a refund and spent the money on ANYTHING else.
#1062099 - hazenberdan (09/21/2014) [-]
Reminds me of my Destiny Preorder. I only preordered for the sparrow,and EBgames doesn't give you the fucking thing. Gamestop does.
User avatar #1062100 - arkanios (09/21/2014) [-]
That's rough man, but at least from what I heard Destiny is an OK game.

Thief is just pure shit wrapped in tinfoil, and brings dishonor to it's original series. The only enjoyable item I got out of that game was a few TF2 hats, but the game's so bad I feel embarrassed to wear them in pubs.
#1062101 - hazenberdan (09/21/2014) [-]
Yeah,atleast destiny is fun until you hit the level cap. Even then though,a level 1 enemy NPC will still murder you if you don't pay attention. It's fucking stupid. Level 20+3 hunter,gets killed by a level 1 dreg because he was drinking a bottle of pop.
User avatar #1062102 - arkanios (09/21/2014) [-]
What? So, what do you get for leveling then? Is it just a requirement for players to use specific loot or levels?
#1062103 - hazenberdan (09/21/2014) [-]
Fuck,pretty much. After you hit 20,you "level" by equipping gear with a blue rarity or better. It's stupid.
User avatar #1062105 - arkanios (09/21/2014) [-]
Sounds weird. A bit interesting on paper, but it sounds like they executed that idea poorly. So, is it right to call Destiny a weird mix of Warframe and Borderlands, but with much less loot?
#1062108 - hazenberdan (09/21/2014) [-]
Oh no,there are loot chests. It's like Halo meets CoD meets warframe. And the crucible is utter shit. It's the PvP mode,and the classes are so unbalanced for PvP. Hunters get a super that lets them use a golden gun that one shots you,or they can run around knifing things with an electricity charged dagger (fun mind you,but annoying in PvP.) Titans get a stupid AoE punch and a bubble that can't be shot through. Warlocks..I don't care enough to make one. They're the most annoying class.
User avatar #1062110 - arkanios (09/21/2014) [-]
PvP also sounds like Warframe, because the PvP in that is also fucked to hell because of how OP some Warframes are and how shitty the matchmaking is.

Sounds like shit though, dude. Anyway, thanks for the info on Starbound. I think I'm gonna purchase it now and maybe let my sister play with it later on if I don't find it fun. Also, thanks for the information on Destiny, I was actually wondering if that would be a good game to try out or not, and it seems like it really isn't. Shame.
#1062113 - hazenberdan (09/21/2014) [-]
Well,maybe when the price drops destiny would be better to try. As is,it's an unorganized clusterfuck in PvP,and you can reach level 20 in a week or so. And no problem for the starbound info,glad to help.
#1062089 - I don' think starbound will go on sale. It's technically still…  [+] (12 new replies) 09/21/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +2
User avatar #1062093 - arkanios (09/21/2014) [-]
Eh, true. But still, it's been out for nine months, so I think some sort of sale will happen. If not on Halloween, then definitely on Christmas, because practically every game gets cut in half during December.
#1062094 - hazenberdan (09/21/2014) [-]
It won't. Trust me. A friend of mine bitched me up the wall for holding out for a sale. So I just bought it for base price.
User avatar #1062098 - arkanios (09/21/2014) [-]
Hmm... Yeah, and it's only $15, so it wont disappoint me if it's not that good.

The only game I genuinely felt horrible about purchasing was the Thief reboot, and it was a pre-order for $60. I wish I could have gotten a refund and spent the money on ANYTHING else.
#1062099 - hazenberdan (09/21/2014) [-]
Reminds me of my Destiny Preorder. I only preordered for the sparrow,and EBgames doesn't give you the fucking thing. Gamestop does.
User avatar #1062100 - arkanios (09/21/2014) [-]
That's rough man, but at least from what I heard Destiny is an OK game.

Thief is just pure shit wrapped in tinfoil, and brings dishonor to it's original series. The only enjoyable item I got out of that game was a few TF2 hats, but the game's so bad I feel embarrassed to wear them in pubs.
#1062101 - hazenberdan (09/21/2014) [-]
Yeah,atleast destiny is fun until you hit the level cap. Even then though,a level 1 enemy NPC will still murder you if you don't pay attention. It's fucking stupid. Level 20+3 hunter,gets killed by a level 1 dreg because he was drinking a bottle of pop.
User avatar #1062102 - arkanios (09/21/2014) [-]
What? So, what do you get for leveling then? Is it just a requirement for players to use specific loot or levels?
#1062103 - hazenberdan (09/21/2014) [-]
Fuck,pretty much. After you hit 20,you "level" by equipping gear with a blue rarity or better. It's stupid.
User avatar #1062105 - arkanios (09/21/2014) [-]
Sounds weird. A bit interesting on paper, but it sounds like they executed that idea poorly. So, is it right to call Destiny a weird mix of Warframe and Borderlands, but with much less loot?
#1062108 - hazenberdan (09/21/2014) [-]
Oh no,there are loot chests. It's like Halo meets CoD meets warframe. And the crucible is utter shit. It's the PvP mode,and the classes are so unbalanced for PvP. Hunters get a super that lets them use a golden gun that one shots you,or they can run around knifing things with an electricity charged dagger (fun mind you,but annoying in PvP.) Titans get a stupid AoE punch and a bubble that can't be shot through. Warlocks..I don't care enough to make one. They're the most annoying class.
User avatar #1062110 - arkanios (09/21/2014) [-]
PvP also sounds like Warframe, because the PvP in that is also fucked to hell because of how OP some Warframes are and how shitty the matchmaking is.

Sounds like shit though, dude. Anyway, thanks for the info on Starbound. I think I'm gonna purchase it now and maybe let my sister play with it later on if I don't find it fun. Also, thanks for the information on Destiny, I was actually wondering if that would be a good game to try out or not, and it seems like it really isn't. Shame.
#1062113 - hazenberdan (09/21/2014) [-]
Well,maybe when the price drops destiny would be better to try. As is,it's an unorganized clusterfuck in PvP,and you can reach level 20 in a week or so. And no problem for the starbound info,glad to help.
#1062080 - I bought Starbound. It's a pretty fun game even on your own. A… 09/21/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1062078 - So,I bought Castlevania Harmony of Despair for the 360. Does a… 09/21/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0

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User avatar #51 - posttwo (08/12/2014) [-]
#50 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #48 - phudgepacker (06/18/2014) [-]
I wonder who anonymous is.
#49 to #48 - hazenberdan (06/18/2014) [-]
Not me,I just happen to agree with them.
#40 - shanets (03/25/2014) [-]
Finally got to watching the 4th Zero season, watched it all in one run haha. Have you?
#41 to #40 - hazenberdan (03/25/2014) [-]
Oh **** , nice one man! I'm on the second season, I just got to episode 12 where just incase someone who hasn't finished/is thinking about watching ZnT, Where saito "dies". I'm so pumped to finish the show
#44 to #41 - shanets (03/25/2014) [-]
Do you have any idea what manga chapter is after the 4th season
#45 to #44 - hazenberdan (03/25/2014) [-]
Nah man, I wish I did though. I'll try and find out after I finish S4 though
#46 to #45 - shanets (03/25/2014) [-]
Thanks, I'm gonna look around see if I can find it without spoiling myself
#47 to #46 - hazenberdan (03/25/2014) [-]
Alright, but it's dangerous to go alone, so take Louise for guidance
#42 to #41 - shanets (03/25/2014) [-]
Oh ye man, thats probably my favourite scene
#43 to #42 - hazenberdan (03/25/2014) [-]
I know,it's so goddamn badass how he took on the army of 70,000 by himself, even more so that he was WINNING until he got tired.
#39 - insulation (12/07/2013) [-]
talking about you bro



rape?
#30 - pandacore (12/01/2013) [-]
Welcome to thread i guess have fun times with are over the top amounts of autism
If you want to join the call what's your skype
i'm not a creeper
User avatar #34 to #30 - nayytayisgod (12/01/2013) [-]
>not bread
weak
#36 to #34 - pandacore (12/01/2013) [-]
Breadify i dare you
User avatar #37 to #36 - nayytayisgod (12/01/2013) [-]
too tired and busy
god so much stuff to do like wth
#31 to #30 - hazenberdan (12/01/2013) [-]
Lol thanks, I...Think? my skype was cipherthewyvern@live.co.uk but I dunno. I rarely get people to add me,so
User avatar #32 to #31 - pandacore (12/01/2013) [-]
No problem, and uhhh nothing popped up with that.
#33 to #32 - hazenberdan (12/01/2013) [-]
Try cipherwyvern then? Iunno. If all else fails I can just add you
User avatar #35 to #33 - pandacore (12/01/2013) [-]
I think i got it.
#38 to #35 - hazenberdan (12/01/2013) [-]
Seems to have
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#28 to #27 - hazenberdan (11/19/2013) [-]
Possibly because I didn't agree with whatever you said? I don't remeber everything I thumb up or down.
#24 - minionofdolan (11/15/2013) [-]
**minionofdolan rolled a random image posted in comment #45 at share yours, if you get around to it ** A more fitting place
#25 to #24 - hazenberdan (11/15/2013) [-]
**hazenberdan rolled a random image posted in comment #14 at Shit I just want that bacon **

Tis indeed.
#26 to #25 - minionofdolan (11/17/2013) [-]
**minionofdolan rolled a random image posted in comment #88 at Priorities ** Yesh
#22 - Milos (10/12/2013) [-]
None of us should wander alone, you least of all. hazenberdan? I know you suffer, I see it day by day. Are you sure you do not suffer needlessly? There are other ways, hazenberdan, other paths we might take.
#23 to #22 - hazenberdan (10/12/2013) [-]
I know what you would say, and it would seem like wisdom, but for the warning in my heart.
User avatar #12 - tomtomvdp ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
Instead of meaninglessly thumbing down , state your opinion !!
#13 to #12 - hazenberdan (10/01/2013) [-]
I'll have to pass that offer. You see,I'm not very talkative. Only when something catches my attention.
User avatar #14 to #13 - tomtomvdp ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
Well , it seems to me that we are talking now , anyway . What is your counter point ? where do you disagree with what i said ?
#15 to #14 - hazenberdan (10/01/2013) [-]
Ugggh. Fine. I think you were the one who said that the cops in GTAV are basically impossible to deal with. I've escaped with five stars by hiding behind a billboard on some building. Chopper went by and everything.
User avatar #16 to #15 - tomtomvdp ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
I literally said exactly the opposite to that.
#17 to #16 - hazenberdan (10/01/2013) [-]
I don't know maybe I thumbed the wrong person down then. Link me the comment and I'll thumb it up. I'm just trying to get on GTAO right now.
User avatar #18 to #17 - tomtomvdp ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/When+I+change+from+Saints+Row+to+GTA/funny-gifs/4817763/64#64

There you go , Sadly i just refuse to pay for xbox live gold , since i do most of my gaming on my pc , so while i wait for gta online for pc i'm playing the bf4 beta,
#19 to #18 - hazenberdan (10/01/2013) [-]
There. Problem solved. Also,you can get like, a month of free gold. Sometimes they have gold weekends,and new games come with cards you can redeem for like,2 days of gold. Or just get a PS3. The community isn't as talkative,but sometimes that's a blessing.
User avatar #20 to #19 - tomtomvdp ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
You righted your wrongs , and that's a level of humanity not often seen on the internet , you have my respect.
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