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#5 - See, this isn't funny. Deadpool is not funny.  [+] (16 new replies) 07/07/2013 on CRYSTAL CLEAR DEADPOOL.... -164
User avatar #134 - huzibizi (07/08/2013) [-]
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
#77 - fingernails (07/07/2013) [-]
Your opinion is so wrong, it must mean your a troll. (the most relative pic I have)
#29 - maguitox (07/07/2013) [-]
#23 - anonexplains (07/07/2013) [-]
Well, he's funnier than you. That's for sure.
#13 - anonexplains (07/07/2013) [-]
I actually laughed at that comment of Deadpool.
#12 - aproudpatriot (07/07/2013) [-]
I'm afraid I don't share your opinion
#11 - thechosentroll (07/07/2013) [-]
Humor is subjective, but even objectively, Deadpool has covered such a wide variety of comedy that it's impossible for someone to not like atleast part of it. Therefore your statement is false.
#110 - anonexplains (07/07/2013) [-]
Erm no basic fact is there always more who hate something than likes it it can't hit everyone the same some poeple don't like it i don't
#52 - ryuryu (07/07/2013) [-]
If you wanted this.
User avatar #25 - alphawolffifteen (07/07/2013) [-]
I've never really appreciated anything Deadpool, actually
User avatar #26 - thechosentroll (07/07/2013) [-]
Because you haven't seen enough of it.
User avatar #28 - alphawolffifteen (07/07/2013) [-]
No...sadly I've seen enough. He just has very bland and blunt humor. Sometimes that's funny but Deadpool is so predictable he has never even brought a chuckle out. Frankly I just want the fad to end.
User avatar #43 - thenameschuck (07/07/2013) [-]
>Most random character of Marvel
User avatar #113 - alphawolffifteen (07/07/2013) [-]
He's predictable in that he does bland random shit. It's like 12 year old humor
#38 - reaperriley (07/07/2013) [-]
Fad? He has existed for more then 2 decades. The character is completely kickass and insane. There is nothing predictable about him really.

The only reason he is getting so much publicity recently is because people are warming around to the dark humor and anti-heroes. Since he isn't all "I'm going to save the day for the good of the world." kind of boring shit.
#6 - mattkingg (07/07/2013) [-]
I disagree
#62 - "plan to desensitize us" You could not be more paran…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2013 on And then kittens 0
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User avatar #96 - doctorgolgo (07/07/2013) [-]
When I was growing up, it was HUGE big deal if a police officer discharged his weapon in the line of duty. Investigations, leave of absence, paperwork out the wazoo, etc. Now it's getting to be no big thing. And I wonder who's gonna be in the crosshairs next. Our "peace officers" seem to be getting mighty trigger happy in the last couple of years...
#137 - This photo is an inaccurate depiction of Stephen Baldwin's att…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2013 on Perfect Timing 0
User avatar #175 - potatophucker (07/07/2013) [-]
for sure
#32 - Basically yes. You could say that. 07/07/2013 on Logic 0
#31 - "We live with birds but we aren't birds"? No … 07/07/2013 on Logic +2
#30 - You seem to have just demonstrated that you don't quite unders… 07/07/2013 on Logic +11
#7 - What would you suggest to this situation: I went out on a date…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2013 on Most of the internet. 0
User avatar #9 - TheFullMonty (07/06/2013) [-]
You got the right idea though, but depends the chick. You gotta know her, always wait a little. Do not envelop tons of time into a chick that's ever told you "No" to a date or time together. You gotta know how to read her body language, but never change who you are to impress a chick, that's never good. Yes though chase that girl, but every girl is going to have a different threshold of "creepy" you gotta know the chick before you know anything. Play it cool, wait, AND talk to her when you see her, but put yourself out of your way a little, just a little. I know some chicks really dig smiles, like when you smile with your eyes, not a toothy grin. Be subtle though I guess.
#18 - It took me like 2 minutes to figgure out what the **** … 07/06/2013 on Genius! +3
#4 - It's a good thing he died when he did, look up the art he was … 07/06/2013 on Still a valid repost 0
#7 - Aw, I kinda feel bad for the mountain lion. They're really bea…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/06/2013 on Bad Ass +6
#26 - anonexplains (07/06/2013) [-]
A nasty way to go is being eaten by a fucking mountain lion.
#11 - anuur (07/06/2013) [-]
are you stu.... nono... i am not gonna insult... and besides... this is a completely natural way to die... nasty, yes. but way more natural then anyway a human could kill it...
User avatar #24 - harbingerwolf (07/06/2013) [-]
There is nothing natural about humans entering their territory bringing animals to kill the native species. It was the humans fault after all for bringing their animals in.
User avatar #28 - harbingerwolf (07/06/2013) [-]
Neg thumbed for being right, there's no opinions involved, it was fact. In the the scenario there was the mountain and the native mountain lion, non-native alien people brought non native alien wildlife to the mountain. The mountain lion simply did what it was supposed to and try to catch food the humans baited it with unintentionally. Then an animal they brought along killed it for attacking dogs that shouldnt have even been there.
User avatar #14 - ssjkirby (07/06/2013) [-]
>killed by a hybrid offspring of two different species of domestic animals
>natural death

pick one
#15 - anuur (07/06/2013) [-]
.... forgot the hybrid thingy... fuck...
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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #1 - sepheroth (01/08/2013) [-]
Friend, I looked at your page and my question on another page was answered. You've apparently pissed someone with too much time on their hands off. I've been there though, and I've also got too much time on my hands, so I'll give you a hand here.
#2 to #1 - anonexplains (01/08/2013) [-]
you sure he wasn't just being a dumbass and earned those thumbs himself?
User avatar #3 to #2 - sepheroth (01/08/2013) [-]
Something tells me, by the fact they were all within the same hour, a few of them being not strong enough opinions to earn any thumbs (pos or neg), and the fact somebody is actively checking his profile to respond to this, I'm going to seriously doubt that possibility.
#5 to #3 - anonexplains (01/08/2013) [-]
also, one reason to be on here is the fact that someone on the hating board mentioned this loser.

why did you check his page in the first place btw?
User avatar #7 to #5 - sepheroth (01/08/2013) [-]
There's a hating board? Really?

Because he had a -1 thumb on a post that only I should have been notified about. It was a reply to a comment about a month old. It seemed suspicious.

But seriously, there's a hating board?
#9 to #7 - anonexplains (01/08/2013) [-]
there is in fact a hating board.

If i'm correct, the original poster of the content you were on should get a notification even if he replied to you
User avatar #11 to #9 - sepheroth (01/08/2013) [-]
Nah, I've noticed comments on my own content about a month late, because they were responses to another comment on my content. Content owners only get notifications when someone makes a direct comment. And sorry, but a hating board sounds completely retarded. Do you just, hate on people? Is that effective?
#14 to #11 - anonexplains (01/08/2013) [-]
there is a hating board. you can go to it. it's listed under the image boards on the left side of the FJ interface thingy. it's for hating on anything. however, hating in a retarded manner, for example, if you said, "I hate vegans" in general without good explanation, is rewarded with red thumbs
User avatar #15 to #14 - sepheroth (01/08/2013) [-]
Why would I want to go to a hating board? At the most, I'd want, maybe, a "Severely Disliking" board. hate takes too much effort, and I'm far too happy and possibly drunk to be hating things.
#18 to #15 - anonexplains (01/08/2013) [-]
well, there are posts on the hating board of a comical nature. some are pretty serious while others are more along the lines of hating something that's annoying like biting your tongue
User avatar #20 to #18 - sepheroth (01/08/2013) [-]
But hating users? Enough to downvote all of his comments. That's my first impression of this hating board. So, maybe it's just that one user, but the whole idea sounds stupid. But, like I said, this may just be a case of one apple spoiling the bunch, because frankly, you don't sound like you'te quite hating things Anon. In fact, if you sent me a friend request, I'd gladly accept
#22 to #20 - anonexplains (01/08/2013) [-]
the hating board isn't designed for hating users nor is it designed for thumbing down people. just check it out and you'll find that it's for hating things in everyday life, both minor insignificance's and major influences and more
User avatar #23 to #22 - sepheroth (01/08/2013) [-]
Then I still stand by my "hating things requires too much effort" stance
#26 to #23 - anonexplains (01/08/2013) [-]
you don't have to hate things. it's more fun to see things other people have to say anyway. that's why i go there. some of the comments are really funny. some are pretty interesting imo.
#4 to #3 - anonexplains (01/08/2013) [-]
well, i looked at his comments, and i gotta say, he seems like quite the douchebag. pretty sure he deserved any red that was here
User avatar #6 to #4 - sepheroth (01/08/2013) [-]
Anon, don't be a dick (which I'm saying because, by all accounts it sounds like you're the one who did it). He posted a response to a comment I made about a month ago. The only person that would have been notified was me. Not even the poster of the content gets a notification. It's far enough if the radar that nobody else should have seen it. But there was a -1 thumb when I looked at it. No matter how much of an asshole someone is, actively thumbing down somebody's comments is a bigger asshole move, and that was clearly the case by taking a look at his profile.
#8 to #6 - anonexplains (01/08/2013) [-]
who the **** responds to a month old comment? this guy sounds like a total dumbass
User avatar #10 to #8 - sepheroth (01/08/2013) [-]
Someone that's not an active user. And according to another user, you're from a "hating" board. Do you really have a ground to be standing on as far as calling other people names goes?
#12 to #10 - anonexplains (01/08/2013) [-]
who's the other user saying i'm from the hating board? i'm confused as to what you're getting at
User avatar #13 to #12 - sepheroth (01/08/2013) [-]
Another anon saying there's a hating board. Unless I'm taking to you on two different threads. I'm saying being a part of a hating board is kind of stupid, well, as stupid as the fact there's a hating board in the first place.
#16 to #13 - anonexplains (01/08/2013) [-]
there is a way to check if an anon is the same anon as before.
if you click hide all comments and all the comments go away, the anon is the same. if one set of anon comments goes away but another remains, the anon is different anon
User avatar #17 to #16 - sepheroth (01/08/2013) [-]
Ain't nobody got time for that
#19 to #17 - anonexplains (01/08/2013) [-]
well then you'll have to take my word that i'm the same anon as the other anon on this page
User avatar #21 to #19 - sepheroth (01/08/2013) [-]
Okay then, then to answer your previous question, you're the user saying that you're from the Hating Board
#24 to #21 - anonexplains (01/08/2013) [-]
you mean the one above me who you are having a separate convo with? yes i'm that anon.
User avatar #25 to #24 - sepheroth (01/08/2013) [-]
Yes, that very one. I trust you on this one
#27 to #25 - anonexplains (01/08/2013) [-]
imagine the look on this guy's face when he logs back in and see's the notification about all these comments
User avatar #28 to #27 - sepheroth (01/08/2013) [-]
Yeah, I was just thinking about that a minute ago. Nothing beats having 25+ comment threads about random **** with random people on other random people's profiles
#29 to #28 - anonexplains (01/08/2013) [-]
you just gave me the idea to go on people's profiles and just go to town in the comments section
User avatar #30 to #29 - sepheroth (01/08/2013) [-]
Do it, you won't, you're not down!
#31 to #30 - anonexplains (01/08/2013) [-]
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