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|#5 - See, this isn't funny. Deadpool is not funny. [+] (16 new replies)||07/07/2013 on CRYSTAL CLEAR DEADPOOL....||-164|
#134 - huzibizi (07/08/2013) [-]
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
#23 - anonymous (07/07/2013) [-]
Well, he's funnier than you. That's for sure.
#13 - anonymous (07/07/2013) [-]
I actually laughed at that comment of Deadpool.
#110 - anonymous (07/07/2013) [-]
Erm no basic fact is there always more who hate something than likes it it can't hit everyone the same some poeple don't like it i don't
#38 - reaperriley (07/07/2013) [-]
The only reason he is getting so much publicity recently is because people are warming around to the dark humor and anti-heroes. Since he isn't all "I'm going to save the day for the good of the world." kind of boring shit.
|#62 - "plan to desensitize us" You could not be more paran… [+] (2 new replies)||07/07/2013 on And then kittens||0|
#96 - doctorgolgo (07/07/2013) [-]
When I was growing up, it was HUGE big deal if a police officer discharged his weapon in the line of duty. Investigations, leave of absence, paperwork out the wazoo, etc. Now it's getting to be no big thing. And I wonder who's gonna be in the crosshairs next. Our "peace officers" seem to be getting mighty trigger happy in the last couple of years...
|#137 - This photo is an inaccurate depiction of Stephen Baldwin's att… [+] (1 new reply)||07/07/2013 on Perfect Timing||0|
|#32 - Basically yes. You could say that.||07/07/2013 on Logic||0|
|#31 - "We live with birds but we aren't birds"? No …||07/07/2013 on Logic||+2|
|#30 - You seem to have just demonstrated that you don't quite unders…||07/07/2013 on Logic||+11|
|#7 - What would you suggest to this situation: I went out on a date… [+] (1 new reply)||07/06/2013 on Most of the internet.||0|
#9 - TheFullMonty (07/06/2013) [-]
You got the right idea though, but depends the chick. You gotta know her, always wait a little. Do not envelop tons of time into a chick that's ever told you "No" to a date or time together. You gotta know how to read her body language, but never change who you are to impress a chick, that's never good. Yes though chase that girl, but every girl is going to have a different threshold of "creepy" you gotta know the chick before you know anything. Play it cool, wait, AND talk to her when you see her, but put yourself out of your way a little, just a little. I know some chicks really dig smiles, like when you smile with your eyes, not a toothy grin. Be subtle though I guess.
|#18 - It took me like 2 minutes to figgure out what the **** …||07/06/2013 on Genius!||+3|
|#4 - It's a good thing he died when he did, look up the art he was …||07/06/2013 on Still a valid repost||0|
|#7 - Aw, I kinda feel bad for the mountain lion. They're really bea… [+] (6 new replies)||07/06/2013 on Bad Ass||+6|
#26 - anonymous (07/06/2013) [-]
A nasty way to go is being eaten by a fucking mountain lion.
#28 - harbingerwolf (07/06/2013) [-]
Neg thumbed for being right, there's no opinions involved, it was fact. In the the scenario there was the mountain and the native mountain lion, non-native alien people brought non native alien wildlife to the mountain. The mountain lion simply did what it was supposed to and try to catch food the humans baited it with unintentionally. Then an animal they brought along killed it for attacking dogs that shouldnt have even been there.