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Date Signed Up:10/17/2013
Last Login:8/30/2014
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Comment Ranking:#1278
Highest Comment Rank:#483
Comment Thumbs: 6000 total,  6697 ,  697
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 91% (91/100)
Level 247 Comments: Doinitrite → Level 248 Comments: Doinitrite
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Total Comments Made:1427
FJ Points:4797

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#5 - Danish twin brothers at the CPH ironman challenge, they mentio…  [+] (1 new reply) 22 hours ago on doesn't seem like his... +2
User avatar #19 - trollzoll (18 hours ago) [-]
I think the first was Team Hoyt. Father and his disabled son.
#17 - Are we sure about your 1-1000 number? Are we really sure? 22 hours ago on Where we donate +1
#16 - Picking up soap and being somebody's bitch? I'm confident … 08/29/2014 on Well Den 0
#27 - You call that Blotch denmark? ************* bette… 08/28/2014 on Viking Facts 0
#24 - Whatever the charge is, I really hope he was forced to do comm…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2014 on Ahh, you know your Judo well +65
User avatar #35 - samxdaxman (08/26/2014) [-]
"Before the female receives a limp penis from the male, the two males must fight for her. They know their Judo well."
#24 - I can't be the only ************ who wants to buy…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/26/2014 on Ask Carlos +80
#52 - anonymous (08/26/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure hes underaged
User avatar #102 - leprecono (08/26/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure both of these guys are 18, which is legal in the UK
User avatar #251 - internetscaresme (08/27/2014) [-]
Cept they don't live in the UK.
User avatar #326 - oxymoronking (08/27/2014) [-]
yes they do
User avatar #328 - internetscaresme (08/27/2014) [-]
No.
They are in the US, but from the UK, he states this multiple times in the first one.
User avatar #332 - killerliquid (08/27/2014) [-]
Nigga they went back to the UK I'm pretty sure
User avatar #341 - internetscaresme (08/27/2014) [-]
His profile still says US, so who knows.
#369 - anonymous (08/29/2014) [-]
hes back in the uk
#62 - If you're legit Carlos drop me your paypal I would like to buy… 08/26/2014 on A short story about CARLOS +1
#26 - You don't trust people who say they can resist those icy-blue …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2014 on Time to protect the virginity! 0
#27 - webeballin (08/26/2014) [-]
It's like staring into a clear blue lake. And really, when people say they don't like Matt Bomer, I get the same feeling as when I see someone bite into an ice cream cone without flinching.
#24 - I know I do, you should see my collage, it's coming along nicely!  [+] (3 new replies) 08/26/2014 on Time to protect the virginity! 0
#25 - webeballin (08/26/2014) [-]
I really want to. Matt Bomer is the such a qt.
#26 - hazelnutqt (08/26/2014) [-]
You don't trust people who say they can resist those icy-blue eyes of his
#27 - webeballin (08/26/2014) [-]
It's like staring into a clear blue lake. And really, when people say they don't like Matt Bomer, I get the same feeling as when I see someone bite into an ice cream cone without flinching.
#10 - still remember when I got this 08/26/2014 on Small Captcha Comic Dump 0

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User avatar #7 - joshlol (04/08/2014) [-]
thanks for the add
#8 to #7 - hazelnutqt (04/08/2014) [-]
Your post said to add you and I have a habit of doing what people on the internet say
That's why I'm on my way to find hot singles in my area!
User avatar #9 to #8 - joshlol (04/08/2014) [-]
good luck friend !
User avatar #1 - salihzzz (03/25/2014) [-]
wait one penis sucking second, i'm your only friend and you still thumb my comments down.
Now i know why your friends list went the way of the dodo
#2 to #1 - hazelnutqt (03/25/2014) [-]
I have no idea what you're talking about lol
User avatar #3 to #2 - salihzzz (03/25/2014) [-]
how could you, we could've had it all
#4 to #3 - hazelnutqt (03/25/2014) [-]
Explain what is going on man I have no idea what's going on
User avatar #5 to #4 - salihzzz (03/25/2014) [-]
you kick my dog
#6 to #5 - hazelnutqt (03/25/2014) [-]
I didn't even know you had a dog and I've never kicked one in my life wtfffff
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