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#24 - I get what your saying, but his swiss army knife kit, its only… 01/11/2016 on TF2 item names comp 47:... 0
#16 - Dat flare guns fire rate. Crit from any range? Gee no other we…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/11/2016 on TF2 item names comp 47:... 0
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#17 - leifbunny (01/11/2016) [-]
Look, all I'm saying is that part of the game is being bad at something.

Because that's part of what makes teamwork such a permeating ideal of TF2. Pyro is not bad at anything. Heavy is supposed to be its' counter. I can walk around heavy with the flamethrower active, right in his face. And in quite literally 3 seconds..... ded. With barely a scratch on me because of one stray bullet or two in his spray. And... juggled by a soldier? Airblasting is a thing. A very. VERY powerful thing. It even turns returned projectiles into minicrits because fuck logic. That's not alright. It's also not alright for him to be able to 1 hit remove sappers. When he already 1 hit KOs spies to begin with. Or get crits in fucking water. He's a fire using class primarily. That should be the one place he's rendered near harmless. But really? Free crits? Why? How much water is even in the badlands? Surprisingly little if we're talkin valve maps.

It's fine to be useful. You should be. But.... his swiss-army-knife deus ex machina BS is just... too much for me.


But yeah seriously, that debate aside, fuck the phlog, before and after the changes. What with the change to the degreaser, as tiny or not as it might be... it's like they're just trying to guide players to W+M1.
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#24 - hazardpay (01/11/2016) [-]
I get what your saying, but his swiss army knife kit, its only dependent on what he has. if hes one shotting sappers he's not one shitting 7/9 classes or wet opponents. sure you can fire a heavy to death, but heavy has range on the pyro. he's all flanking, trust me when i say that an aware team that looks around every now and then shuts down the pyro STOP. Not even hard but just STOP in his tracks.
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#18 - internetexplain (01/11/2016) [-]
I really don't see the problem people had with the phlog prior to it's update.

Sure it gave you crits, but it wasn't OP by any means, only if you suck at the game you might get that impression.
What made the phlog "op" prior to tough break was the guy behind it.

I mean yeah I agree, phlog post update is ridiculous.
Also fuck valve for ruining Engineer.
Every fucking update, Engineer gets worse.

The Jag nerf wasn't justified in any way.
#14 - If you let a close ranged class get close enough to you to OHK…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/11/2016 on TF2 item names comp 47:... 0
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#15 - leifbunny (01/11/2016) [-]
Yeah, you're right. The class with no below average stats including a speed just barely below medic is so easy to avoid. Especially in close quarters. Even in further ranges? Look at those flare guns and their ability to crit from any range.
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#16 - hazardpay (01/11/2016) [-]
Dat flare guns fire rate. Crit from any range? Gee no other weapons gonna do that ever. No below average stats? Well damn that sure makes him op with his medium to long ranged weaponry that lets him avoid being mowed down by a heavy or juggled by a soldier since he's way to far away to have that happen to him. Keep going son, i have 5k hours and can explain any reasoning for the strengths this class has. Though i will agree with you if you mention anything about the phlog, i aint no w+m1er but fuck that weapons buff just might make that the only viable playstyle left.
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#17 - leifbunny (01/11/2016) [-]
Look, all I'm saying is that part of the game is being bad at something.

Because that's part of what makes teamwork such a permeating ideal of TF2. Pyro is not bad at anything. Heavy is supposed to be its' counter. I can walk around heavy with the flamethrower active, right in his face. And in quite literally 3 seconds..... ded. With barely a scratch on me because of one stray bullet or two in his spray. And... juggled by a soldier? Airblasting is a thing. A very. VERY powerful thing. It even turns returned projectiles into minicrits because fuck logic. That's not alright. It's also not alright for him to be able to 1 hit remove sappers. When he already 1 hit KOs spies to begin with. Or get crits in fucking water. He's a fire using class primarily. That should be the one place he's rendered near harmless. But really? Free crits? Why? How much water is even in the badlands? Surprisingly little if we're talkin valve maps.

It's fine to be useful. You should be. But.... his swiss-army-knife deus ex machina BS is just... too much for me.


But yeah seriously, that debate aside, fuck the phlog, before and after the changes. What with the change to the degreaser, as tiny or not as it might be... it's like they're just trying to guide players to W+M1.
User avatar
#24 - hazardpay (01/11/2016) [-]
I get what your saying, but his swiss army knife kit, its only dependent on what he has. if hes one shotting sappers he's not one shitting 7/9 classes or wet opponents. sure you can fire a heavy to death, but heavy has range on the pyro. he's all flanking, trust me when i say that an aware team that looks around every now and then shuts down the pyro STOP. Not even hard but just STOP in his tracks.
User avatar
#18 - internetexplain (01/11/2016) [-]
I really don't see the problem people had with the phlog prior to it's update.

Sure it gave you crits, but it wasn't OP by any means, only if you suck at the game you might get that impression.
What made the phlog "op" prior to tough break was the guy behind it.

I mean yeah I agree, phlog post update is ridiculous.
Also fuck valve for ruining Engineer.
Every fucking update, Engineer gets worse.

The Jag nerf wasn't justified in any way.
#11 - If you mean that in a good way, naw. degreaser got ****** man.  [+] (7 new replies) 01/11/2016 on TF2 item names comp 47:... +1
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#13 - leifbunny (01/11/2016) [-]
oh, you mean you can't OHKO 7/9 classes now with one of your weapons? Damn.
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#14 - hazardpay (01/11/2016) [-]
If you let a close ranged class get close enough to you to OHKO you, its still you're own fault. and no we can a little better since the axestinguisher is back but now we take our time so you feel even worse for lettting it happen to you.
User avatar
#15 - leifbunny (01/11/2016) [-]
Yeah, you're right. The class with no below average stats including a speed just barely below medic is so easy to avoid. Especially in close quarters. Even in further ranges? Look at those flare guns and their ability to crit from any range.
User avatar
#16 - hazardpay (01/11/2016) [-]
Dat flare guns fire rate. Crit from any range? Gee no other weapons gonna do that ever. No below average stats? Well damn that sure makes him op with his medium to long ranged weaponry that lets him avoid being mowed down by a heavy or juggled by a soldier since he's way to far away to have that happen to him. Keep going son, i have 5k hours and can explain any reasoning for the strengths this class has. Though i will agree with you if you mention anything about the phlog, i aint no w+m1er but fuck that weapons buff just might make that the only viable playstyle left.
User avatar
#17 - leifbunny (01/11/2016) [-]
Look, all I'm saying is that part of the game is being bad at something.

Because that's part of what makes teamwork such a permeating ideal of TF2. Pyro is not bad at anything. Heavy is supposed to be its' counter. I can walk around heavy with the flamethrower active, right in his face. And in quite literally 3 seconds..... ded. With barely a scratch on me because of one stray bullet or two in his spray. And... juggled by a soldier? Airblasting is a thing. A very. VERY powerful thing. It even turns returned projectiles into minicrits because fuck logic. That's not alright. It's also not alright for him to be able to 1 hit remove sappers. When he already 1 hit KOs spies to begin with. Or get crits in fucking water. He's a fire using class primarily. That should be the one place he's rendered near harmless. But really? Free crits? Why? How much water is even in the badlands? Surprisingly little if we're talkin valve maps.

It's fine to be useful. You should be. But.... his swiss-army-knife deus ex machina BS is just... too much for me.


But yeah seriously, that debate aside, fuck the phlog, before and after the changes. What with the change to the degreaser, as tiny or not as it might be... it's like they're just trying to guide players to W+M1.
User avatar
#24 - hazardpay (01/11/2016) [-]
I get what your saying, but his swiss army knife kit, its only dependent on what he has. if hes one shotting sappers he's not one shitting 7/9 classes or wet opponents. sure you can fire a heavy to death, but heavy has range on the pyro. he's all flanking, trust me when i say that an aware team that looks around every now and then shuts down the pyro STOP. Not even hard but just STOP in his tracks.
User avatar
#18 - internetexplain (01/11/2016) [-]
I really don't see the problem people had with the phlog prior to it's update.

Sure it gave you crits, but it wasn't OP by any means, only if you suck at the game you might get that impression.
What made the phlog "op" prior to tough break was the guy behind it.

I mean yeah I agree, phlog post update is ridiculous.
Also fuck valve for ruining Engineer.
Every fucking update, Engineer gets worse.

The Jag nerf wasn't justified in any way.
#149 - working hard for a favor makes it feel more rewarding 01/09/2016 on PC Gamers BTFO 0
#147 - he's asking for the name of a game, if i ask for the name of t…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2016 on PC Gamers BTFO 0
#148 - holmesc (01/09/2016) [-]
well, you sounded like it took long time to search.
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#149 - hazardpay (01/09/2016) [-]
working hard for a favor makes it feel more rewarding
#145 - Wouldn't that be redundant?  [+] (4 new replies) 01/09/2016 on PC Gamers BTFO 0
#146 - holmesc (01/09/2016) [-]
how
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#147 - hazardpay (01/09/2016) [-]
he's asking for the name of a game, if i ask for the name of the game to tell him the name of the game he asked for, that makes no sense because its redundant.
#148 - holmesc (01/09/2016) [-]
well, you sounded like it took long time to search.
User avatar
#149 - hazardpay (01/09/2016) [-]
working hard for a favor makes it feel more rewarding
#134 - Lisa, took a bit of searching  [+] (6 new replies) 01/08/2016 on PC Gamers BTFO 0
#143 - holmesc (01/08/2016) [-]
Coulda asked anybody.
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#145 - hazardpay (01/09/2016) [-]
Wouldn't that be redundant?
#146 - holmesc (01/09/2016) [-]
how
User avatar
#147 - hazardpay (01/09/2016) [-]
he's asking for the name of a game, if i ask for the name of the game to tell him the name of the game he asked for, that makes no sense because its redundant.
#148 - holmesc (01/09/2016) [-]
well, you sounded like it took long time to search.
User avatar
#149 - hazardpay (01/09/2016) [-]
working hard for a favor makes it feel more rewarding
#109 - Jesus Christ Sub Zero, I'd ask you to chill but I see you've got none. 01/05/2016 on bro code +2
#132 - Isnt the whole point of the delivery that you had no choice, b… 01/04/2016 on Spec Ops: The Line comp +1

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User avatar #16 - admin (11/03/2015) [-]
hey man, I wanted to thank you for posting content. I looked over your profile. Although this is a copy and paste message, I wanted to say I appreciate you contributing to FJ.

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#1 - chillijalapeno (10/20/2013) [-]
Have this.
#2 to #1 - hazardpay (10/20/2013) [-]
This just practically made my day dude, I'll do my best to use it whenever i can . have this versatile picture as thanks!
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