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The only big thing you need to know about me is that I love Resident Evil. I'm stright up gay for that shit. Other then that, I'm just another web wanderer that found FJ and now can't stop...

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#344 - Looks like we know if she spits or swallows 03/03/2013 on Cannibalism Is Cool 0
#4 - I'll date a crazy chick like that of it means I get to stay ho… 11/25/2012 on Giving girls such a bad rep. 0
#47 - Pink. 11/24/2012 on superpowers, now in pill form 0
#55 - I managed to eat a ton of those for the small while it was sol… 11/24/2012 on American people -1
#2 - Comment deleted 11/07/2012 on description 0
#2 - ManBearPig?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2012 on piggy +6
User avatar #3 - qjmihuia (11/07/2012) [-]
yes
#22 - Obama didn't do that **** . Those only passed on a…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/07/2012 on Second Term +187
User avatar #221 - hunterj (11/08/2012) [-]
I live in Maryland, we had to vote on question 4,5,6,7 and some other bullshit. all ended up passing.
User avatar #145 - eggoman (11/08/2012) [-]
He ordered the FDA not to mess with the states on marijuana, it's illegal under federal law but because of Obama it is not being enforced. Read more
User avatar #148 - noly (11/08/2012) [-]
No he never did that. In fact more medical marijuana dispensaries have been raided under his kim jongistration than bush's. I still voted for him though.
User avatar #152 - eggoman (11/08/2012) [-]
His position is really convoluted but this quote from him better sums what i misstated. So if you really want to know what he's done on marijuana read on. " we were not going to prioritize prosecutions of persons who are using medical marijuana. I never made a commitment that somehow we were going to give carte blanche to large-scale producers and operators of marijuana – and the reason is, because it's against federal law. I can't nullify congressional law. I can't ask the Justice Department to say, 'Ignore completely a federal law that's on the books.' What I can say is, 'Use your prosecutorial discretion and properly prioritize your resources to go after things that are really doing folks damage.' As a consequence, there haven't been prosecutions of users of marijuana for medical purposes." So yea

tl;dr obama can't really do much about it, congress makes laws
User avatar #24 - davidokuro (11/07/2012) [-]
Its a joke bro, obviously a president can't pass laws 20 minutes after their election. Point is, it still is a bomb on conservatives and it is a hell of a way to start his second term.
User avatar #265 - durrsevenbob (11/08/2012) [-]
Conservatives don't really give a fuck about weed?
Both of my parents are conservatives and they voted to legalize.
They also voted yes for gay marriage but I don't think they give a fuck.
Maybe they aren't conservative.
My life is a life.
#114 - strikeoflightning (11/07/2012) [-]
But it's not his second term. It's still his first term until January. Come on now...
#9 - Comment deleted 11/03/2012 on i want. 0
#8 - That awkward moment when someone thinks fanart is canon...  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2012 on No, It's Bromance! 0
User avatar #12 - tvfreakuk (11/03/2012) [-]
It is canon.
It's based on an episode where a scientist was conducting experiments to try and make Pokemon get along (and it only worked on Water and Electric types) in such a way that the Pokemon ended up pretty much falling in love with each other (well that's how it obviously seemed, what with the heart eyes)
#24 - Now what if, and just follow me here for a second, they dipped…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/03/2012 on Can someone explain? +2
User avatar #25 - UgotPWNED (11/03/2012) [-]
never thought of that
#26 - anonymous (11/03/2012) [-]
You are seriously retarded for never thinking of that.

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