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Date Signed Up:1/17/2012
Last Login:6/19/2013
Location:Manchester England
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#408 - Answer 1. Depends Answer 2. 5. I am that guy 12 hours ago on Survey +1
#34 - Still probably fuck ugly. 06/11/2013 on Relationships +2
#144 - I don't consider it a good thing, but I think people need to l… 06/08/2013 on Giving a girl your pen 0
#81263 - So, I had the worst birthday ever and can't sleep. I plan for …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/08/2013 on Social Board +1
User avatar #81274 - theeballsack (06/08/2013) [-]
You should have lit your hair on fire to seem like a badass and get da bitches.
#81273 - fuckya (06/08/2013) [-]
happy late birthday
#48 - Not a problem 06/08/2013 on Giving a girl your pen 0
#46 - Dependant on age really, I dunno, 10-15 is like my limit I'd b…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/08/2013 on Giving a girl your pen +1
#80 - N. Korean citizen (06/08/2013) [-]
Wow, I can't imagine sleeping with 10 different girls.

Have I really stooped that low?
User avatar #144 - haydn (06/08/2013) [-]
I don't consider it a good thing, but I think people need to let their promiscuity flow before a serious relationship. Rather than have the urges years through it.
User avatar #47 - gesus (06/08/2013) [-]
Fair enough. Thanks
User avatar #48 - haydn (06/08/2013) [-]
Not a problem
#40 - But do you think they're a slut? How old are you? Your best op…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/08/2013 on Giving a girl your pen +5
User avatar #45 - gesus (06/08/2013) [-]
Define 'within reason' please. I'm always curious as to how many partners is too many from a guys perspective.
User avatar #46 - haydn (06/08/2013) [-]
Dependant on age really, I dunno, 10-15 is like my limit I'd be comfortable with I'd say. Also in comparison to my sex life I suppose, double standards and shit.
#80 - N. Korean citizen (06/08/2013) [-]
Wow, I can't imagine sleeping with 10 different girls.

Have I really stooped that low?
User avatar #144 - haydn (06/08/2013) [-]
I don't consider it a good thing, but I think people need to let their promiscuity flow before a serious relationship. Rather than have the urges years through it.
User avatar #47 - gesus (06/08/2013) [-]
Fair enough. Thanks
User avatar #48 - haydn (06/08/2013) [-]
Not a problem
#38 - Wait, are you saying if a girl has been with another man in ge…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/08/2013 on Giving a girl your pen +2
User avatar #39 - rdangerdash (06/08/2013) [-]
I can't deal with it.
User avatar #40 - haydn (06/08/2013) [-]
But do you think they're a slut? How old are you? Your best options are to go for a abstinence believer in that case. Personally, I don't mind how many lads a girl has been with (within reason) because I understand sexual urges and I don't think girls should be in any less position to go through with them. As long as you don't obsess over the fact other guys have been with her should be fine.
User avatar #45 - gesus (06/08/2013) [-]
Define 'within reason' please. I'm always curious as to how many partners is too many from a guys perspective.
User avatar #46 - haydn (06/08/2013) [-]
Dependant on age really, I dunno, 10-15 is like my limit I'd be comfortable with I'd say. Also in comparison to my sex life I suppose, double standards and shit.
#80 - N. Korean citizen (06/08/2013) [-]
Wow, I can't imagine sleeping with 10 different girls.

Have I really stooped that low?
User avatar #144 - haydn (06/08/2013) [-]
I don't consider it a good thing, but I think people need to let their promiscuity flow before a serious relationship. Rather than have the urges years through it.
User avatar #47 - gesus (06/08/2013) [-]
Fair enough. Thanks
User avatar #48 - haydn (06/08/2013) [-]
Not a problem
#80975 - wtf have u done 06/06/2013 on Social Board 0
#80944 - I'm not too sure on how America's immigration policy work (nor…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2013 on Social Board 0
User avatar #80946 - fuckya (06/06/2013) [-]
Yea, I was born with US citizenship. But I could just as well be called a foreigner. The US is rather open to letting people in due to pretty much nobody being native to the US. And those who were, we kinda killed off. HARD.
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#52 - percioz (04/11/2013) [-]
so sex
#51 - lorenzospindoli (03/30/2013) [-]
I'm obligated to post this on every profile that replied to my comment on my old account here:
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4251999/Fun+Facts+Compilation/87#87
It's bumblebeepeepee, just so you'd be aware.
Finally been able to afford a half-decent laptop. I got my internet
Right now I've been getting in better shape recently. Over the last 4 months I lost about 30 pounds by doing weekly jogs, hitting the gym more often, and I feel more in control of my body than ever in my life. I moved out of that shithole I called an apartment, and I quit my old job. I thought about the college courses, and I've been thinking about attending a Community College and getting an associate's degree. My business actually started sparking a few weeks after I posted that comment: I got about 12,000 in February alone, I think. I actually got to go out to eat for the first time in like, 3 years.

About three weeks ago I started gaining a little more confidence. I might be not the best looking fucker, but at least I'm not kissless-at-35 anymore, since as of about two weeks ago, I've been living with my new girlfriend Michelle. She's a sweetheart, lemme tell ya.

Now that I'm back on FunnyJunk, you and the rest of the really awesome people on the internet deserve a thanks for helping me through depression. I was actually about to finally kill myself, but the internet reminded me that maybe not everyone has it worse, but people do care. I live with Michelle and her parents as of now and I've started getting a good workout helping around the house! You guys are really fucking great. Just so you all know, I love you people.
User avatar #38 - amissingmouse ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
Hi Tescos. Be my friend on skype?
User avatar #39 to #38 - haydn ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
Hi! Ermm are you ever on fjsimple by any chance? Always on there me :)
User avatar #40 to #39 - amissingmouse ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
What's fjsimple?
User avatar #41 to #40 - haydn ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]
TC Chatroom
User avatar #42 to #41 - amissingmouse ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]
Tinychat is banned in china. oh well.
User avatar #43 to #42 - haydn ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]
Whut, why
User avatar #44 to #43 - amissingmouse ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]
Social networking site, ain't it?
User avatar #45 to #44 - haydn ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]
Isn't this?
User avatar #46 to #45 - amissingmouse ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]
I know, but there are certain sites which have been let through, others which haven't. Facebook and youtube have been blocked, but fj hasn't.
User avatar #47 to #46 - haydn ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]
Oh China you crazy
User avatar #48 to #47 - amissingmouse ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]
Sue 'em. x3
User avatar #49 to #48 - haydn ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]
They scare me too much
User avatar #50 to #49 - amissingmouse ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]
Ehh they don't bite :)
User avatar #33 - andraste (10/09/2012) [-]
draw my tattoo
User avatar #34 to #33 - haydn ONLINE (10/09/2012) [-]
Aha :D I don't usually design them as I'm getting people to wait for me to be tattooing! What you thinking?
User avatar #35 to #34 - andraste (10/09/2012) [-]
well i live in australia so just the tattoo will be fine haha
User avatar #37 to #35 - haydn ONLINE (10/09/2012) [-]
Hit me up on skype btww
User avatar #36 to #35 - haydn ONLINE (10/09/2012) [-]
ahah, quick jog to britain?
User avatar #9 - dingdongsingsong (08/26/2012) [-]
Hello there shirtless person :D
User avatar #10 to #9 - haydn ONLINE (08/26/2012) [-]
I'm always shirtless in my room, just realised how cringey it looks.
User avatar #11 to #10 - dingdongsingsong (08/26/2012) [-]
That's why I sent you the friend request :D
User avatar #12 to #11 - haydn ONLINE (08/26/2012) [-]
Aha, success!
User avatar #13 to #12 - dingdongsingsong (08/26/2012) [-]
So tell me more about yourself shirtless mystery man
User avatar #14 to #13 - haydn ONLINE (08/26/2012) [-]
Ahah! Not much to know really, 19 years old, British, unemployed (As most people my age are here) University drop out (No regrets), aspiring to be a tattoo artist with my brother in years to come! Yourself? :)
User avatar #15 to #14 - dingdongsingsong (08/26/2012) [-]
Female 15 born in Pakistan live Saudi Arabia ( I know terrorist profile right ?) bored out of my mind wich leads me to you ...any questions ?
User avatar #16 to #15 - haydn ONLINE (08/26/2012) [-]
Paha, ah good 'ole racism. And yeah, is your country really oppressive against women as it's made out to be?
User avatar #17 to #16 - dingdongsingsong (08/26/2012) [-]
Saudia a little you can't drive you need to wear an abaya but you get used to it and it's not that bad .. The news makes it look like hell but isn't really that bad you can get a job go to malls etc. you must have a pretty steady hand for a tattoo artist
User avatar #18 to #17 - haydn ONLINE (08/26/2012) [-]
Hmmm, do you have to accompanied by a man outside at all times? Is sex before marriage illegal? Sorry if these questions seem ignorant, just how it's been portrayed over here! And aye, It's got steadier with practice :) My lines are getting pretty good now!
User avatar #19 to #18 - dingdongsingsong (08/26/2012) [-]
Oh I don't mind questions I enjoy educating people in matters like these ..yes I mean you can leave without a man but he has to take you there driver brother husband son etc.. Sex before marriage is haram in my religeion but if someone does have sex before marriage it's there and there families choice what to do ...I like drawing pretty good at it too but I don't have a steady hand sadly but training :)
User avatar #20 to #19 - haydn ONLINE (08/26/2012) [-]
Ah interesting, so you can't walk the streets on your own? How do you feel about this? And good! I sometimes post on the drawing board :D
User avatar #21 to #20 - dingdongsingsong (08/26/2012) [-]
Pfffft walk alone we can't leave the house until my dad gets home ...that's why people here look forward to school you get to see faces its tuff sometimes but then again that's why we have computers right ? :D I posted there once they said my drawing was good :D
User avatar #22 to #21 - haydn ONLINE (08/26/2012) [-]
Ah fair enough, would you ever want to move to somewhere like Britain or America? Is the internet frowned upon due to the boundries you can privately cross?

My newest sketch btw, gonna do a proper neat version of it :) [url deleted]
User avatar #25 to #22 - dingdongsingsong (08/26/2012) [-]
Actually I will be moving to the us pretty soon for studies so no problemo
User avatar #26 to #25 - haydn ONLINE (08/26/2012) [-]
Ah brilliant! Excited?
User avatar #29 to #26 - dingdongsingsong (08/26/2012) [-]
funnyjunk.com/art/10645#10645 this is my drawing but infront of yours it looks like something made by a blind 2year old using his feet ......
User avatar #27 to #26 - dingdongsingsong (08/26/2012) [-]
Meh..... I've been there before so it's not going to be any different but there are a few things I'm exited about but I find few things very disturbing random killings ,stalkers,rapes etc...
User avatar #28 to #27 - haydn ONLINE (08/26/2012) [-]
Have that in every country, American media just seem to love reporting on it.
User avatar #30 to #28 - dingdongsingsong (08/26/2012) [-]
I guess but it'll be really hard with my overprotective mother .... Any advice on my drawing ? Any techniques I could use to get better ?
User avatar #31 to #30 - haydn ONLINE (08/26/2012) [-]
Ah understandable. And for me it was just practice practice, use plenty of references, study many artists. Never be a sketchy artist, I hate them. Work on your line work, get it perfect. Experiment with all mediums, markers, paint etc. Study on shading techniques etc :)
User avatar #32 to #31 - dingdongsingsong (08/26/2012) [-]
Yes sir :) soo watchu up to ?
User avatar #23 to #22 - haydn ONLINE (08/26/2012) [-]
https:// fbcdn-sphotos-h-a. [url deleted]
User avatar #4 - supdogg (08/23/2012) [-]
Thank you for saving my comment sir, went from negative 3 to plus 3
User avatar #6 to #4 - haydn ONLINE (08/23/2012) [-]
Now I have a red thumb, dafuq?!
User avatar #5 to #4 - haydn ONLINE (08/23/2012) [-]
Not a problem! Some dicks on here, and everyone bandwagons the direction of the thumb!
User avatar #7 to #5 - supdogg (08/23/2012) [-]
I know its awful, I thumbed you up! so I don't know what happened
User avatar #8 to #7 - haydn ONLINE (08/23/2012) [-]
Ahah, oh FunnyJunk!
#1 - luckiestcharms (03/27/2012) [-]
Sorry about the thumbnail
Sorry about the thumbnail
User avatar #2 to #1 - haydn ONLINE (03/27/2012) [-]
Ahahaha omg I love you so much! You are the hero funnyjunk deserves! <3
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