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#8 - Ignore this I'm trying to learn Japanese: The phase b…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/30/2014 on Nope! 0
#11 - imoriginalposter (07/30/2014) [-]
actually its
'hikikaese', the last kana ”せ” is 'se' (pronounced 'say')
I would reccomend installing a japanese IME on your computer for practice,
頑張ってください
User avatar #22 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/30/2014) [-]
You're right. I screwed up the bu because K -> G when you have " and I really shouldn't have screwed up the su at the end of hikikaese because I used that correctly for Imasugu...
#16 - simpsonsexplain (07/30/2014) [-]
but isn't that last character in the first phrase "gu"? Shouldn't it read "Imasugu hekikaese"?

kinda in the same situation as hawaiianhappysauce
#17 - imoriginalposter (07/30/2014) [-]
Ah, yes you're right, as it is one of the 'ka' sounds か、き、く、け、こ but with an accent mark can't remember what its actually called so don't quote me on that.
so with the little mark かきくけこ becomes がぎぐげご.
User avatar #20 - icefried (07/30/2014) [-]
tenten
#15 - karvarausku has deleted their comment.
#35 - He is actually right you know... Thankfully, all the math teac…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2014 on 5318008 -18
#57 - 4chan refugee (07/30/2014) [-]
You faggots are the reason feminazis exist.
#25 - There really should be an option to block posts from certain u… 07/29/2014 on Open the door +3
#154 - You are a fat cunt who should go kill itself. You won't take … 07/28/2014 on It's over guys!!! -1
#257 - And she looks a little chubby too. 07/28/2014 on Fedora -3
#31705 - I think the opening game will determine the fate of that team.… 07/28/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#31694 - I fear for both of our teams. The Jets are looking ok, the Bi…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #31704 - saltyfries (07/28/2014) [-]
while true, so long as A-Rod is healthy, we have quite possibly our strongest offense yet. No distractions, Eddie Lacy, 6 really good WR's, deep TE's, it's really talented (provided we have a good O-Line for once ). Considering we also focused heavily on defense this offseason (not counting Peppers cuz we have bad luck with veterans), I'm hoping for a comeback season defensively for the Pack this year.
Bears have proven like the Cowgirls time and time again that they're choke artists
Lions kill themselves in penalties and lack discipline, if Caldwell can instill discipline on them, then yes they are a threat
Vikings, fortykeks
User avatar #31705 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/28/2014) [-]
I think the opening game will determine the fate of that team. If they beat Seattle, then they are truely the team to beat in the NFC. I wouldn't be shocked if we had Patriots vs GB (I actually would like that, two of the greatest quarterbacks in one Superbowl).
#31692 - His Defense was he "accidentally drank adderall." W… 07/28/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#31691 - How does he fail a drug test then get a suspension overturned?…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#31693 - 4chan refugee (07/28/2014) [-]
www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/seahawks/2012/12/27/richard-sherman-seattle-seahawks-nfl-suspension/1794143/

Richard Sherman won his appeal not because he was clean, but because somewhere down the line, someone fucked up. The regulations on collecting urine samples is explicitly stated, and failure to follow them can result in a guilty person getting away with it (same thing happened with Ryan Braun in the MLB).

Brandon Browner accepted his suspension and did not appeal it, which is why he was still suspended.
#31689 - Then why did richard sherman get off the hook for Adderall?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#31690 - 4chan refugee (07/28/2014) [-]
By not negotiable, I mean that the length of the suspension cannot be lessened or lengthened (meaning that someone who is on Stage 2 cannot be suspended more or less than 4 games, and someone who is on Stage 3 cannot be suspended more or less than one year).
Suspensions can be appealed, however. Richard Sherman appealed his suspension and he won. He didn't reduce his suspension, he overturned it.
User avatar #31692 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/28/2014) [-]
His Defense was he "accidentally drank adderall." What the fuck kind of defense is that?
User avatar #31691 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/28/2014) [-]
How does he fail a drug test then get a suspension overturned? Browner didn't get his suspension overturned and he was caught too.
#31693 - 4chan refugee (07/28/2014) [-]
www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/seahawks/2012/12/27/richard-sherman-seattle-seahawks-nfl-suspension/1794143/

Richard Sherman won his appeal not because he was clean, but because somewhere down the line, someone fucked up. The regulations on collecting urine samples is explicitly stated, and failure to follow them can result in a guilty person getting away with it (same thing happened with Ryan Braun in the MLB).

Brandon Browner accepted his suspension and did not appeal it, which is why he was still suspended.
#2 - Number 35... 07/27/2014 on 50 sex stories pt.2 +2
#66525 - Do you enjoy killing innocent Palestinian women and children? 07/26/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#79 - What's funny is that Modern Family stole this concept. 07/26/2014 on Programming in a nutshell -1
#31653 - I don't get why people are so mad about Ray Rice being suspend…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/26/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#31688 - 4chan refugee (07/28/2014) [-]
The punishment for (repeatedly) failing a drug test is not negotiable. The NFL's drug policy was agreed upon by the NFL and the NFLPA, and it explicitly states penalties for failing the drug test (regardless of whether it was steroids, marijuana, adderall, etc.), as well as states the escalating penalties for repeat offenders. Because the penalties are explicitly stated, there is nothing Goodell or anyone else can do about the length of the suspensions until it is time for the NFL and NFLPA to renegotiate a new drug policy.

While I do agree that the year-long ban for Gordon is a bit ridiculous for marijuana, you can blame the NFLPA for agreeing with the drug policy that has Stage 2 receive a 4 game suspension and Stage 3 (re: Josh Gordon) receive a year-long ban for recreational drugs.

Apparently, when the next drug policy is negotiated, it will have reduced penalties for failing drug tests for marijuana.
User avatar #31689 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/28/2014) [-]
Then why did richard sherman get off the hook for Adderall?
#31690 - 4chan refugee (07/28/2014) [-]
By not negotiable, I mean that the length of the suspension cannot be lessened or lengthened (meaning that someone who is on Stage 2 cannot be suspended more or less than 4 games, and someone who is on Stage 3 cannot be suspended more or less than one year).
Suspensions can be appealed, however. Richard Sherman appealed his suspension and he won. He didn't reduce his suspension, he overturned it.
User avatar #31692 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/28/2014) [-]
His Defense was he "accidentally drank adderall." What the fuck kind of defense is that?
User avatar #31691 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/28/2014) [-]
How does he fail a drug test then get a suspension overturned? Browner didn't get his suspension overturned and he was caught too.
#31693 - 4chan refugee (07/28/2014) [-]
www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/seahawks/2012/12/27/richard-sherman-seattle-seahawks-nfl-suspension/1794143/

Richard Sherman won his appeal not because he was clean, but because somewhere down the line, someone fucked up. The regulations on collecting urine samples is explicitly stated, and failure to follow them can result in a guilty person getting away with it (same thing happened with Ryan Braun in the MLB).

Brandon Browner accepted his suspension and did not appeal it, which is why he was still suspended.
User avatar #31655 - saltyfries (07/26/2014) [-]
and when she got knock unconscious it was unintentional, when he hit her she whiplashed so hard she hit her head on the elevator, he didn't even hit her that hard.
#182 - The reality is that you don't need a college education to be s… 07/26/2014 on Elizabeth Warren On The... 0
#64 - The main problem is that the government gives guaranteed loans…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2014 on Elizabeth Warren On The... +1
User avatar #66 - theblacksheep (07/26/2014) [-]
I agree with that in the sense that schools misusing the guaranteed loans is wrong. Luckily my school isn't that bad ~7k for tuition, ~10k for housing for the year and other variable costs like books and shit but without the loans I wouldn't ever be able to go to a University. The average American family can't pay 18k a year, every year, for four years. And most Universities are much more expensive than that.
#49 - But College is an investment, not an entitlement. P…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/26/2014 on Elizabeth Warren On The... -1
#169 - 4chan refugee (07/26/2014) [-]
education should be an entitlement in a fully developed country in this day and age. If the soviet union could give a decent free education on their shitty economy for 70 years, if the nordic countries can do it, then its a shame that we have to charge so much.

That being said, if you are a good student you really dont have to worry about paying until you get to graduate school. The government covers you with grants and scholarships, so the system can work out. However, its still philosophically worse in my opinion.
User avatar #182 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/26/2014) [-]
The reality is that you don't need a college education to be successful in the US, what you need is an idea, motivation, and a strong work ethic. A college will not teach you this. What it can do it build up your background.
User avatar #59 - theblacksheep (07/26/2014) [-]
Investing in education strengthens the foundation of a society and allows growth. It benefits both the state and the individuals of the state.
User avatar #64 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/26/2014) [-]
The main problem is that the government gives guaranteed loans. Because the loans are guaranteed, the colleges are guaranteed money and can set the price to 1 million if they wanted to. In the end, the debt goes to the government and the student.
User avatar #66 - theblacksheep (07/26/2014) [-]
I agree with that in the sense that schools misusing the guaranteed loans is wrong. Luckily my school isn't that bad ~7k for tuition, ~10k for housing for the year and other variable costs like books and shit but without the loans I wouldn't ever be able to go to a University. The average American family can't pay 18k a year, every year, for four years. And most Universities are much more expensive than that.
#66475 - Why would Israel fire missiles at their own soldiers?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #66480 - feelythefeel (07/25/2014) [-]
Those are the ones killed by Palestinian militants.
#72 - Snake isn't in the original.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2014 on Smash Bros. 0
User avatar #83 - heartlessrobot (07/25/2014) [-]
I know, but he's in the last one.
#70 - Melee was way better than any of the other games.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2014 on Smash Bros. 0
User avatar #78 - lean (07/25/2014) [-]
Respectfully disagree. I know it's the most popular, but I never wore out my game cube controllers on it the way I did on 64.
#55 - Unfortunately for Link, he has always been a low tier characte…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/25/2014 on Smash Bros. 0
User avatar #56 - heartlessrobot (07/25/2014) [-]
Then my friends and family are complete shit at the game, because it's gotten to the point where they refuse to let me play with them if I pick Link. I've had to move on to Snake, Captain Falcon, and Ness.
Just like Voldo in Soul Calibur 2. Not the best character, but I absolutely reck everyone with him.
User avatar #72 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/25/2014) [-]
Snake isn't in the original.
User avatar #83 - heartlessrobot (07/25/2014) [-]
I know, but he's in the last one.
#41 - Pikachu is the best character. He is lightyears ahead of the …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/25/2014 on Smash Bros. 0
User avatar #53 - heartlessrobot (07/25/2014) [-]
My fav was always Link.
User avatar #55 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/25/2014) [-]
Unfortunately for Link, he has always been a low tier character. He is the worst character in the Original, he is one of the worst in melee, and he is the second worst in brawl.
User avatar #56 - heartlessrobot (07/25/2014) [-]
Then my friends and family are complete shit at the game, because it's gotten to the point where they refuse to let me play with them if I pick Link. I've had to move on to Snake, Captain Falcon, and Ness.
Just like Voldo in Soul Calibur 2. Not the best character, but I absolutely reck everyone with him.
User avatar #72 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/25/2014) [-]
Snake isn't in the original.
User avatar #83 - heartlessrobot (07/25/2014) [-]
I know, but he's in the last one.
#146550 - I don't get it. You are 18 and a "betafag" but you … 07/24/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#146539 - > gotten my ass kicked by the scrawny little nerd > …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #146540 - gunslayer (07/24/2014) [-]
Sorry I'm blazed. To be honest I've gotten my ass kicked by nerds more than you'd think, so I confuse the stories and just say the one that hurt the most when people ask.

Well he's this little skinny guy and he's always being the teachers pet, I had him in all my periods at school so he got really fucking annoying.
So one time I got to school shitfaced and angry and he's talking with his stupid voice.
Tell him Shut the fuck up Jeremy nobody gives a fuck, and throw a paperball at his face. He runs and screeches like a fucking freak and says "Raise your hand" with his little screechy voice, and pushes my desk.
It trips over and I fall, get up but since I'm shitfaced I halfway trip and he swats me in the face with his book and that is the story of how I got my ass kicked by Jeremy, the scrawny little nerd.
#66400 - I looked it up, interesting.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #66402 - schnizel (07/24/2014) [-]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Che said it.
User avatar #66425 - jewishcommunazi (07/24/2014) [-]
Was it Che Guevara?
User avatar #66427 - schnizel (07/24/2014) [-]
Yes.
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Takes major balls not to remove a comment with -100 thumbs. Respect to you, sir.
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