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Date Signed Up:7/25/2011
Last Login:9/16/2014
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Highest Comment Rank:#498
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#32670 - I must say. I was extremely impressed with Derek Carr's perfo… 08/29/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +2
#32655 - AFC has no gunslingers? 08/29/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#32579 - eh, that's a bad number imo 08/27/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#32577 - I'm going to bet that your friends all picked WR and TE first. 08/27/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#32574 - How the hell did you swing Rodgers and Charles and Marshall in…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/27/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
User avatar #32575 - philliyoMLB (08/27/2014) [-]
I know how to work a draft man, sadly it's the only thing I'm good at with fantasy football lol, but it does help that my friends are idiots, I picked Charles first round and then snagged Rodgers in the second.
User avatar #32577 - hawaiianhappysauce (08/27/2014) [-]
I'm going to bet that your friends all picked WR and TE first.
#32573 - what pick did you get in the draft?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/27/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #32578 - hockeykicksass (08/27/2014) [-]
i had the 8th pick
User avatar #32579 - hawaiianhappysauce (08/27/2014) [-]
eh, that's a bad number imo
#68507 - Which you can thank the feminazis for.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#68509 - economicfreedom (08/25/2014) [-]
how so?
#68505 - But at a certain point there was a risk, at ages 18-25. Where…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/25/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#68506 - economicfreedom (08/25/2014) [-]
Even though public policy, which is a WAAAAAY bigger threat to our rights, also affects women?
User avatar #68507 - hawaiianhappysauce (08/25/2014) [-]
Which you can thank the feminazis for.
#68509 - economicfreedom (08/25/2014) [-]
how so?
#195 - Comment deleted 08/24/2014 on Easy choice 0
#68503 - I'm referring to people who are currently / were eligible for …  [+] (5 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #68504 - economicfreedom (08/25/2014) [-]
But once you reach a certain age, you will never be called for the draft so there's no risk and your logic falls apart.
User avatar #68505 - hawaiianhappysauce (08/25/2014) [-]
But at a certain point there was a risk, at ages 18-25. Whereas for women, there was a risk at ages... never.
#68506 - economicfreedom (08/25/2014) [-]
Even though public policy, which is a WAAAAAY bigger threat to our rights, also affects women?
User avatar #68507 - hawaiianhappysauce (08/25/2014) [-]
Which you can thank the feminazis for.
#68509 - economicfreedom (08/25/2014) [-]
how so?
#68492 - It does exist, we just never needed to use it. The fact remai… 08/24/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#68491 - and women need not apply.  [+] (9 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#68497 - anonymous (08/24/2014) [-]
You realize you'd essentially restrict the right of enfranchisement and representative decision of the country to less than 15% According to Census Statistics which account for both male and female www.marketingcharts.com/traditional/so-how-many-millennials-are-there-in-the-us-anyway-30401/ ? By instilling such a criteria, you'd end up wtih one of three effects

1. Best Case Scenario: The Draft is "officially" tossed and written out of legislation.
2. Realistic Scenario: Motions are given to extend the military even further by lowering the standard of combat training and allowing women to enter the military and guarantee they can do so without strain.
3. Worst Case Scenario: The draft is extended age-wise and the possibility of a military state becomes even more plausible.

... Also, considering most politicians are 40+, I don't think anyone of them would even come to write an Amendment killer doomed to fail from the start.
User avatar #68498 - akkere (08/24/2014) [-]
Annnd, forgot to login
User avatar #68493 - economicfreedom (08/24/2014) [-]
You're still putting the fate of our country in the hands of college students.
User avatar #68503 - hawaiianhappysauce (08/24/2014) [-]
I'm referring to people who are currently / were eligible for the draft and people who are serving / were serving.
User avatar #68504 - economicfreedom (08/25/2014) [-]
But once you reach a certain age, you will never be called for the draft so there's no risk and your logic falls apart.
User avatar #68505 - hawaiianhappysauce (08/25/2014) [-]
But at a certain point there was a risk, at ages 18-25. Whereas for women, there was a risk at ages... never.
#68506 - economicfreedom (08/25/2014) [-]
Even though public policy, which is a WAAAAAY bigger threat to our rights, also affects women?
User avatar #68507 - hawaiianhappysauce (08/25/2014) [-]
Which you can thank the feminazis for.
#68509 - economicfreedom (08/25/2014) [-]
how so?
#68485 - I argue that most women should not have the right to vote. I …  [+] (14 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#68488 - economicfreedom (08/24/2014) [-]
The draft only applies to people between the ages of 18 and 25. You would lose the right to vote when you turn 26.
User avatar #68491 - hawaiianhappysauce (08/24/2014) [-]
and women need not apply.
#68497 - anonymous (08/24/2014) [-]
You realize you'd essentially restrict the right of enfranchisement and representative decision of the country to less than 15% According to Census Statistics which account for both male and female www.marketingcharts.com/traditional/so-how-many-millennials-are-there-in-the-us-anyway-30401/ ? By instilling such a criteria, you'd end up wtih one of three effects

1. Best Case Scenario: The Draft is "officially" tossed and written out of legislation.
2. Realistic Scenario: Motions are given to extend the military even further by lowering the standard of combat training and allowing women to enter the military and guarantee they can do so without strain.
3. Worst Case Scenario: The draft is extended age-wise and the possibility of a military state becomes even more plausible.

... Also, considering most politicians are 40+, I don't think anyone of them would even come to write an Amendment killer doomed to fail from the start.
User avatar #68498 - akkere (08/24/2014) [-]
Annnd, forgot to login
User avatar #68493 - economicfreedom (08/24/2014) [-]
You're still putting the fate of our country in the hands of college students.
User avatar #68503 - hawaiianhappysauce (08/24/2014) [-]
I'm referring to people who are currently / were eligible for the draft and people who are serving / were serving.
User avatar #68504 - economicfreedom (08/25/2014) [-]
But once you reach a certain age, you will never be called for the draft so there's no risk and your logic falls apart.
User avatar #68505 - hawaiianhappysauce (08/25/2014) [-]
But at a certain point there was a risk, at ages 18-25. Whereas for women, there was a risk at ages... never.
#68506 - economicfreedom (08/25/2014) [-]
Even though public policy, which is a WAAAAAY bigger threat to our rights, also affects women?
User avatar #68507 - hawaiianhappysauce (08/25/2014) [-]
Which you can thank the feminazis for.
#68509 - economicfreedom (08/25/2014) [-]
how so?
#68487 - princessren (08/24/2014) [-]
...wut
User avatar #68486 - pebar (08/24/2014) [-]
For all practical purposes, the draft does not exist. So TBH, that's kind of stupid reasoning.
User avatar #68492 - hawaiianhappysauce (08/24/2014) [-]
It does exist, we just never needed to use it. The fact remains that there exists a chance that young men will have to go to war no matter what, whereas women will never have to deal with that ever.
#32473 - Patriots defense has completely shut down Carolina. 08/23/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#14534 - So basically linux?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2014 on Technology Board 0
#14535 - abstraktpink (08/21/2014) [-]
Exactly
#14532 - I hope you aren't suggesting that I buy a mac...  [+] (3 new replies) 08/21/2014 on Technology Board 0
#14533 - abstraktpink (08/21/2014) [-]
No I'm just suggesting you shouldn't use Windows
User avatar #14534 - hawaiianhappysauce (08/21/2014) [-]
So basically linux?
#14535 - abstraktpink (08/21/2014) [-]
Exactly
#160 - I've seen a ton of posts about this. Can someone explain to m… 08/21/2014 on Let battle be joined! 0
#14409 - how do i open the command prompt? Do I do it from the bios?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2014 on Technology Board 0
#14410 - kober (08/20/2014) [-]
Boot from the Windows (insert version here) DVD or ISO.
#14395 - I need help with an error I had while updating my computer. I…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/20/2014 on Technology Board 0
User avatar #14474 - abstraktpink (08/21/2014) [-]
>using Windows

there's the problem
User avatar #14532 - hawaiianhappysauce (08/21/2014) [-]
I hope you aren't suggesting that I buy a mac...
#14533 - abstraktpink (08/21/2014) [-]
No I'm just suggesting you shouldn't use Windows
User avatar #14534 - hawaiianhappysauce (08/21/2014) [-]
So basically linux?
#14535 - abstraktpink (08/21/2014) [-]
Exactly
User avatar #14398 - kober (08/20/2014) [-]
Open the command prompt. Type the following things:
sfc /scannow
c:
bootrec /fixmbr
bootrec /fixboot
User avatar #14409 - hawaiianhappysauce (08/20/2014) [-]
how do i open the command prompt? Do I do it from the bios?
#14410 - kober (08/20/2014) [-]
Boot from the Windows (insert version here) DVD or ISO.
#150705 - Also, why do you post this all the time. I see you complain a…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/20/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #150711 - sugoi (08/20/2014) [-]
He confessed to a girl once, it didn't go well and now his heart is all shriveled.
And so we laugh.
#150706 - dehumanizer (08/20/2014) [-]
Obviously not. Good riddance!
#150704 - yeah, idk why some women would do that, if I started a relatio…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/20/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +2
#150710 - minutes (08/20/2014) [-]
Just don't reply to him, all he wants is attention.
#150738 - dehumanizer (08/20/2014) [-]
#150702 - The reason for this is that the demand for sex is high for men…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/20/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#150703 - dehumanizer (08/20/2014) [-]
How can you kiss a woman knowing she's had another man's cum on her face? How could you litteraly be this beta and setteling down for a used up whore?!
User avatar #150705 - hawaiianhappysauce (08/20/2014) [-]
Also, why do you post this all the time. I see you complain a lot about relationships, have you ever been in one?
User avatar #150711 - sugoi (08/20/2014) [-]
He confessed to a girl once, it didn't go well and now his heart is all shriveled.
And so we laugh.
#150706 - dehumanizer (08/20/2014) [-]
Obviously not. Good riddance!
User avatar #150704 - hawaiianhappysauce (08/20/2014) [-]
yeah, idk why some women would do that, if I started a relationship that ended up with orgasms on her face, and her licking it, I might have an issue with that.
#150710 - minutes (08/20/2014) [-]
Just don't reply to him, all he wants is attention.
#150738 - dehumanizer (08/20/2014) [-]
#32345 - Probably 1. Jamaal Charles, 2. AP or maybe 3. Peyton manning. 08/20/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#32343 - I would say Mccoy was his first pick.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/19/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #32344 - blazingpelt (08/19/2014) [-]
I know, I meant in regard to the draft order
User avatar #32345 - hawaiianhappysauce (08/20/2014) [-]
Probably 1. Jamaal Charles, 2. AP or maybe 3. Peyton manning.
#32273 - Dallas vs ravens. Dallas fumbles and ravens get touch… 08/17/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
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User avatar #1 - vissova (06/28/2013) [-]
Takes major balls not to remove a comment with -100 thumbs. Respect to you, sir.
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