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Date Signed Up:7/25/2011
Last Login:10/02/2014
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Content Ranking:#7023
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Level 288 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 289 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
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#141324 - Didn't I tell you to just give it up?  [+] (8 new replies) 06/30/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#141353 - dehumanizer (07/01/2014) [-]
i wish it was that easy...
User avatar #141380 - acemcgunner (07/01/2014) [-]
look bro, find a girl and tell her to be friends and try to start dating...
#141389 - dehumanizer (07/01/2014) [-]
her last words to me today: "Look i dont want to have anything incommon with you and its better if we dont ever speak again."

I just....cant.... argh how many times have I heard this phrase... its like im the anti-casanova.
User avatar #141395 - acemcgunner (07/01/2014) [-]
ok what you don't have incommon
#141434 - dehumanizer (07/01/2014) [-]
i dont bloody know, does it matter? there are no girls like me
User avatar #141586 - acemcgunner (07/02/2014) [-]
then be a girl
#141587 - dehumanizer (07/02/2014) [-]
whats the point of not tourmenting myself over somebody else then?
User avatar #141588 - acemcgunner (07/02/2014) [-]
idon't know
#8068 - No I am not... 06/30/2014 on roll admin's name 0
#3055 - hi  [+] (2 new replies) 06/30/2014 on roll admin's name 0
#3757 - darkdanger (06/30/2014) [-]
You're no Admin
User avatar #8068 - hawaiianhappysauce (06/30/2014) [-]
No I am not...
#42 - But in the show she even says that they were free and gave the… 06/29/2014 on SJWs in a nuttshell +1
#28598 - Costa Rica played with 10 men, they had 3x the number of cards… 06/29/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +3
#28571 - I already said that it was also embellishment. 06/29/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#28566 - What I mean is, I wouldn't give away anything unless it's a ve…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #28567 - Aethlius (06/29/2014) [-]
well the ref probably just made up for the first penalty he didn't call
User avatar #28571 - hawaiianhappysauce (06/29/2014) [-]
I already said that it was also embellishment.
#141061 - But once you completely give up and stop trying, life isn't as… 06/29/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#28519 - That was even worse than the Brazil flop in the WC opener. … 06/29/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#28518 - More embellishment. 06/29/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#28511 - The guy took a dive and they got a free goal. If I were a ref…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/29/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #28561 - Aethlius (06/29/2014) [-]
but near the goal is the only place you can call a penalty???¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿?¿¿¿¿¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿
User avatar #28566 - hawaiianhappysauce (06/29/2014) [-]
What I mean is, I wouldn't give away anything unless it's a very very obvious foul.
User avatar #28567 - Aethlius (06/29/2014) [-]
well the ref probably just made up for the first penalty he didn't call
User avatar #28571 - hawaiianhappysauce (06/29/2014) [-]
I already said that it was also embellishment.
User avatar #28528 - Spencernumberseven (06/29/2014) [-]
That's why you're not a ref in the World Cup..
#28505 - You know something is wrong with a sport when a dive can win y…  [+] (12 new replies) 06/29/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +3
User avatar #28533 - maxcarnage (06/29/2014) [-]
why, refs make mistakes in every sport, that doesn't make the sport bad
User avatar #28513 - yeorgh (06/29/2014) [-]
They denied him one in the first time anyway.
User avatar #28518 - hawaiianhappysauce (06/29/2014) [-]
More embellishment.
User avatar #28506 - thegrohltroll (06/29/2014) [-]
Are you saying that it wasn't deserved?
User avatar #28512 - cedrock (06/29/2014) [-]
It wasn't....It looked really fucking fake...Specially seen he jumped over everything else...
User avatar #28511 - hawaiianhappysauce (06/29/2014) [-]
The guy took a dive and they got a free goal. If I were a ref in a world cup game I would NEVER call a penalty near the goal, let them play.
User avatar #28561 - Aethlius (06/29/2014) [-]
but near the goal is the only place you can call a penalty???¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿?¿¿¿¿¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿
User avatar #28566 - hawaiianhappysauce (06/29/2014) [-]
What I mean is, I wouldn't give away anything unless it's a very very obvious foul.
User avatar #28567 - Aethlius (06/29/2014) [-]
well the ref probably just made up for the first penalty he didn't call
User avatar #28571 - hawaiianhappysauce (06/29/2014) [-]
I already said that it was also embellishment.
User avatar #28528 - Spencernumberseven (06/29/2014) [-]
That's why you're not a ref in the World Cup..
User avatar #28509 - fuckingtrolls (06/29/2014) [-]
No sir
#141037 - The less desperate you are, the better. 06/29/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#141032 - They call them crushes because they crush your heart. Time to…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#141034 - dehumanizer (06/29/2014) [-]
im just gonna give up on her and womankind in general
User avatar #141037 - hawaiianhappysauce (06/29/2014) [-]
The less desperate you are, the better.
#141030 - Also, getting women is extremely difficult for people who were… 06/29/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#141027 - He is the guy who killed 6 women and then killed himself. It'…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #141029 - teoberry (06/29/2014) [-]
oh wait shit i see what you mean
#141028 - teoberry has deleted their comment.
#141026 - Lol meeting people at a library. Who goes to a library these …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #141101 - nicoquitemad (06/30/2014) [-]
People who really want the waiting phase.
#141023 - Probably because people tell you that you won't have a relatio…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #141044 - alimais (06/29/2014) [-]
What lovely people you hang out with or have in your close environment.

By not getting a relationship you just play into their expectation and prove them right so they can get a ego boost
User avatar #141061 - hawaiianhappysauce (06/29/2014) [-]
But once you completely give up and stop trying, life isn't as bad. I know so many people who get sad over being single and do EVERYTHING they can to get into a relationship, which I think is a bad idea. What I do is read, try new hobbies, forget about women, they are only going to force you to spend a ton of time on things that do not include improving yourself.
#476 - Maybe he ****** a family member. That would expl…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/28/2014 on Loser Bingo +23
User avatar #945 - rickyrickyricky (06/29/2014) [-]
I'm not sure if you guys noticed but he was trying to make a nazi sign. Don't think x's actually correlate to him.
User avatar #668 - thasuperpimp (06/29/2014) [-]
I've fucked three girls but never been on a date. Dates aren't really a common thing over here though.
#473 - I checked it off because I listen to both Metal AND video game music. 06/28/2014 on Loser Bingo -1
#471 - Some close calls, but I'm not a loser. 06/28/2014 on Loser Bingo +1
#154 - I disagree. Germany and Portugal are ranked higher than Belgi… 06/28/2014 on Second Round Antics:... 0
#28276 - where did you get that?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#28250 - Is there one on espn? or something? 06/28/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#28227 - Anyone want to start a bracket challenge for the World Cup?  [+] (6 new replies) 06/28/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #28254 - mexicandudeinsd (06/28/2014) [-]
website to get bracket?
#28252 - lawuser (06/28/2014) [-]
Like this?
User avatar #28276 - hawaiianhappysauce (06/28/2014) [-]
where did you get that?
User avatar #28235 - theassmancometh (06/28/2014) [-]
I'm in if someone starts it
User avatar #28250 - hawaiianhappysauce (06/28/2014) [-]
Is there one on espn? or something?
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User avatar #1 - vissova (06/28/2013) [-]
Takes major balls not to remove a comment with -100 thumbs. Respect to you, sir.
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