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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:7/25/2011
Last Login:9/22/2014
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#31155 - I don't think so. He still wants to win. 07/14/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#144222 - That's bad. Most jobs pay 200 per week, if it costs you 600 p…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/14/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #144226 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (07/14/2014) [-]
If it helps any, I've yet to start either.
I'm starting the $9.50/ hr job Saturday. The $7.25/ hr job I'm starting sometime next week.

I'll know for sure how much money I have after a month and a half or so of working.
User avatar #144225 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (07/14/2014) [-]
I'm in a small town, where the only open positions are part-time jobs. (Think grocery stores, clothing stores, fast food places, restaurants, etc.)
Anyone with a real job here, commutes out to Richmond or Washington D.C.
Which is why my parents are moving, which is why I'm looking for an apartment...

With my last job, the boss kept hiring on new people and stacked the hours onto newbies. It was cheaper for him to give 20 hours a week to a newbie, who gets paid $8.00-$8.20 an hour, than to keep an oldie at $9.00-$9.60 an hour for any longer than 10 hours a week.

I finally got a really nice job in an area I would want to start a career in, however I would be unable to pursue it if I have to move in the next few weeks/ months. Which is why I am really considering that second job, even though it pays minimum wage. (The job itself is super easy. So I don't mind working it.)

Anyhow, it's either stay and pursue the career with a really great company, or quit and move with my parents. If I stay, I need the second job. If I leave, I doubt I'd be re-hired by that great company again, and it'd look real bad that I quit a job weeks after getting it.

It's a crap dilemma I'm in. All jobs here pay crap, taxes are pretty high, and apartments cost far too much. Yet I want to stay...
#46 - Ok, enjoy you're ****** healthcare system and foodstamps. 07/13/2014 on aww 0
#30 - He should have won the Election.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/13/2014 on aww 0
#40 - 4chan refugee (07/13/2014) [-]
You should have been aborted
User avatar #46 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/13/2014) [-]
Ok, enjoy you're shitty healthcare system and foodstamps.
#144031 - I warn you. Golf may look easy, but it's not. It is actually… 07/13/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#30794 - Still no world cup. 07/13/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#30790 - Honestly, I would love to see Cleveland win …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/13/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #30804 - fukinitech (07/13/2014) [-]
he doesnt even want to win a championship, hes just gonna have fun.
User avatar #31155 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/14/2014) [-]
I don't think so. He still wants to win.
#291731 - Since you're name is squalllionhart. 07/13/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#143999 - I guess I will just have to continue to disagree with you. 07/13/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#143998 - Wrong board. Take it to the Politics board. 07/13/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#143996 - Well, it annoys the **** out of me.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/13/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #143997 - saltybanana (07/13/2014) [-]
well bitch no one cares.
User avatar #143999 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/13/2014) [-]
I guess I will just have to continue to disagree with you.
#143993 - Then why on this site? Essentially you are admitting that you…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/13/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #143995 - saltybanana (07/13/2014) [-]
a poser would be admitting that they are black and saying they grew up on the hard streets. no me i kinda grew up okay i guess?

i told you why, cause its a habit i love fucking with people, and making them laugh.
User avatar #143996 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/13/2014) [-]
Well, it annoys the shit out of me.
User avatar #143997 - saltybanana (07/13/2014) [-]
well bitch no one cares.
User avatar #143999 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/13/2014) [-]
I guess I will just have to continue to disagree with you.
#143987 - It's not a good habit to get into.  [+] (6 new replies) 07/13/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #143990 - saltybanana (07/13/2014) [-]
i dont talk this way in real life if thats what your thinking about.
User avatar #143993 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/13/2014) [-]
Then why on this site? Essentially you are admitting that you are a poser.
User avatar #143995 - saltybanana (07/13/2014) [-]
a poser would be admitting that they are black and saying they grew up on the hard streets. no me i kinda grew up okay i guess?

i told you why, cause its a habit i love fucking with people, and making them laugh.
User avatar #143996 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/13/2014) [-]
Well, it annoys the shit out of me.
User avatar #143997 - saltybanana (07/13/2014) [-]
well bitch no one cares.
User avatar #143999 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/13/2014) [-]
I guess I will just have to continue to disagree with you.
#143965 - It still sounds like Ebonics to me. I just get the feeling th…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/13/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #143972 - saltybanana (07/13/2014) [-]
i wouldn't call myself a poser, its just something that just hooked onto me.
User avatar #143987 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/13/2014) [-]
It's not a good habit to get into.
User avatar #143990 - saltybanana (07/13/2014) [-]
i dont talk this way in real life if thats what your thinking about.
User avatar #143993 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/13/2014) [-]
Then why on this site? Essentially you are admitting that you are a poser.
User avatar #143995 - saltybanana (07/13/2014) [-]
a poser would be admitting that they are black and saying they grew up on the hard streets. no me i kinda grew up okay i guess?

i told you why, cause its a habit i love fucking with people, and making them laugh.
User avatar #143996 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/13/2014) [-]
Well, it annoys the shit out of me.
User avatar #143997 - saltybanana (07/13/2014) [-]
well bitch no one cares.
User avatar #143999 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/13/2014) [-]
I guess I will just have to continue to disagree with you.
#1939 - Winner here. 07/13/2014 on Big Titty Squeezer 0
#1937 - **hawaiianhappysauce rolls 490,318** 07/13/2014 on Big Titty Squeezer 0
#143931 - You each need to pay 400 per month + utilities. If you're fri…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/13/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #144061 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (07/13/2014) [-]
Yeah, I realized how bad my math was shortly after posting.
I would be looking towards paying $500ish a month with two other friends for $1,200/ month. Prolly $600 if including utilities and internet.
User avatar #144222 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/14/2014) [-]
That's bad. Most jobs pay 200 per week, if it costs you 600 per month to live there then you will barely get by. 200 dollars for food, gas, etc.
User avatar #144226 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (07/14/2014) [-]
If it helps any, I've yet to start either.
I'm starting the $9.50/ hr job Saturday. The $7.25/ hr job I'm starting sometime next week.

I'll know for sure how much money I have after a month and a half or so of working.
User avatar #144225 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (07/14/2014) [-]
I'm in a small town, where the only open positions are part-time jobs. (Think grocery stores, clothing stores, fast food places, restaurants, etc.)
Anyone with a real job here, commutes out to Richmond or Washington D.C.
Which is why my parents are moving, which is why I'm looking for an apartment...

With my last job, the boss kept hiring on new people and stacked the hours onto newbies. It was cheaper for him to give 20 hours a week to a newbie, who gets paid $8.00-$8.20 an hour, than to keep an oldie at $9.00-$9.60 an hour for any longer than 10 hours a week.

I finally got a really nice job in an area I would want to start a career in, however I would be unable to pursue it if I have to move in the next few weeks/ months. Which is why I am really considering that second job, even though it pays minimum wage. (The job itself is super easy. So I don't mind working it.)

Anyhow, it's either stay and pursue the career with a really great company, or quit and move with my parents. If I stay, I need the second job. If I leave, I doubt I'd be re-hired by that great company again, and it'd look real bad that I quit a job weeks after getting it.

It's a crap dilemma I'm in. All jobs here pay crap, taxes are pretty high, and apartments cost far too much. Yet I want to stay...
#143930 - I think it shouldn't be too bad. Does she know it was a misun… 07/13/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#30690 - Which is why I think he is being bribed.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #30693 - geobeo (07/12/2014) [-]
the ref has done a lot of bad calls for both teams.
Brazil has suffered the most from it tho
#30686 - This is the first time I've seen someone get called for diving…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/12/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #30688 - geobeo (07/12/2014) [-]
They do make calls for diving when its obvious.
This wasn't tho
User avatar #30690 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/12/2014) [-]
Which is why I think he is being bribed.
User avatar #30693 - geobeo (07/12/2014) [-]
the ref has done a lot of bad calls for both teams.
Brazil has suffered the most from it tho
User avatar #30687 - lawuser (07/12/2014) [-]
One time has to be the first.
#30672 - It's less of a dive than Robbens dives. I'm also shocked that…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/12/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #30675 - keltainenlumi (07/12/2014) [-]
I didn't say that brazil didn't deserve a penalty kick. I'm just saying that it was not a completely legitimate hit
User avatar #30674 - Aethlius (07/12/2014) [-]
i don't think this ref gives a fuck anymore
#30665 - > Robbin dives in the box Penalty kick > Oscar l…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/12/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #30685 - geobeo (07/12/2014) [-]
or he is just not a very good judge
User avatar #30686 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/12/2014) [-]
This is the first time I've seen someone get called for diving. They either make a call for the challenge or they do nothing. They NEVER call for diving.
User avatar #30688 - geobeo (07/12/2014) [-]
They do make calls for diving when its obvious.
This wasn't tho
User avatar #30690 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/12/2014) [-]
Which is why I think he is being bribed.
User avatar #30693 - geobeo (07/12/2014) [-]
the ref has done a lot of bad calls for both teams.
Brazil has suffered the most from it tho
User avatar #30687 - lawuser (07/12/2014) [-]
One time has to be the first.
User avatar #30676 - lawuser (07/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, sure he is.
Or maybe his calls are just very questionable when it matters.
User avatar #30668 - keltainenlumi (07/12/2014) [-]
pfft. Oscar started diving before the hit.
User avatar #30672 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/12/2014) [-]
It's less of a dive than Robbens dives. I'm also shocked that the refs actually call cards for diving. Why didn't they do that during the REST OF THE WORLD CUP?
User avatar #30675 - keltainenlumi (07/12/2014) [-]
I didn't say that brazil didn't deserve a penalty kick. I'm just saying that it was not a completely legitimate hit
User avatar #30674 - Aethlius (07/12/2014) [-]
i don't think this ref gives a fuck anymore
#289 - **hawaiianhappysauce rolls 1,367** 07/12/2014 on zombie game 0
#143874 - This is something I tell women all the time who bitch about th… 07/12/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#143872 - Can I ask you to do something for me? Please write so…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/12/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#143958 - saltybanana (07/13/2014) [-]
so what your trying to say is that you want me to talk/write in a white person view?

man you lucky i am having a fucking fantastic ass day, id go ape shit
dude if you dont like my writing style i dont give a flying fuck. i do it just cause i grew around alot of black people back in hs. its something that latched onto me. btw im not white, im Hispanic with native american blood. that chief jeep Cherokee for you my non black friend

dude yes it is funnyjunk good job for noticing, looks like you're not stupid after all. i like using a ghetto type of way to talk to people giving them advice, cause its better/funny IMO. there happy mate?
User avatar #143965 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/13/2014) [-]
It still sounds like Ebonics to me. I just get the feeling that you are some kind of poser.
User avatar #143972 - saltybanana (07/13/2014) [-]
i wouldn't call myself a poser, its just something that just hooked onto me.
User avatar #143987 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/13/2014) [-]
It's not a good habit to get into.
User avatar #143990 - saltybanana (07/13/2014) [-]
i dont talk this way in real life if thats what your thinking about.
User avatar #143993 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/13/2014) [-]
Then why on this site? Essentially you are admitting that you are a poser.
User avatar #143995 - saltybanana (07/13/2014) [-]
a poser would be admitting that they are black and saying they grew up on the hard streets. no me i kinda grew up okay i guess?

i told you why, cause its a habit i love fucking with people, and making them laugh.
User avatar #143996 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/13/2014) [-]
Well, it annoys the shit out of me.
User avatar #143997 - saltybanana (07/13/2014) [-]
well bitch no one cares.
User avatar #143999 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/13/2014) [-]
I guess I will just have to continue to disagree with you.
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Takes major balls not to remove a comment with -100 thumbs. Respect to you, sir.
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