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Date Signed Up:8/23/2012
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#70 - I WISH I HAD A SOURCE  [+] (1 new reply) 4 minutes ago on This is going to be... 0
#71 - thunderpony (1 minute ago) [-]
Aww shit
#68 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 7 minutes ago on This is going to be... 0
#69 - thunderpony (5 minutes ago) [-]
Holy crap that cosplay is spot on! Sauce?
#70 - havockwzy (4 minutes ago) [-]
I WISH I HAD A SOURCE
#71 - thunderpony (1 minute ago) [-]
Aww shit
#58 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 58 minutes ago on This is going to be... 0
#62 - thunderpony (28 minutes ago) [-]
Dat booty had me like
Luna FTW!
#68 - havockwzy (7 minutes ago) [-]
#69 - thunderpony (5 minutes ago) [-]
Holy crap that cosplay is spot on! Sauce?
#70 - havockwzy (4 minutes ago) [-]
I WISH I HAD A SOURCE
#71 - thunderpony (1 minute ago) [-]
Aww shit
#2 - Picture 1 hour ago on Tango down +2
#1 - How about no 1 hour ago on G2A.com 0
#17 - well you are not building Rome so be quick about it 4 hours ago on Rome 0
#7 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 4 hours ago on Kitty! 0
User avatar #10 - aesis (2 hours ago) [-]
**aesis rolled comment #737151 ** :
Fine and you?
#9 - anonymous (3 hours ago) [-]
**anonymous rolled comment #78 ** :
KITTY RApe IS THE BEST
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**tredbear rolled comment #54 ** :
As a response to that bottom part, unless you're R Kelly
#261 - thats why it wouldnt know the difference anyway nice burn 4 hours ago on horse butt 0
#2 - well i guess someone blasted erbum out of the earth 4 hours ago on 10/10 address +11
#220 - well i guess today is a day so celebrate a bit then, enjoy the…  [+] (1 new reply) 4 hours ago on anotheroneonearth's profile 0
#221 - anotheroneonearth (4 hours ago) [-]
you too
I can't say a witty word now

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#105 - Byte (07/28/2014) [-]
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#97 - anotheroneonearth (07/26/2014) [-]
hey I've seen you so many times I guess we can be good friends!
#100 to #99 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
thank you
thank you
#101 to #100 - anotheroneonearth (07/26/2014) [-]
i took a brief look at your profile.... i like it too
seems like we have some common interests!
#102 to #101 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
shit... i have been down this road before
#103 to #102 - anotheroneonearth (07/28/2014) [-]
hi, I uploaded my cro high reaction pics folder.   
you can have some.   
imgur.com/a/ayCd0
hi, I uploaded my cro high reaction pics folder.
you can have some.
imgur.com/a/ayCd0
#109 to #103 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
I would like to thank you for your act of kindness from before and repa you with some JoJo

imgur.com/a/r8HId
#110 to #109 - anotheroneonearth (07/29/2014) [-]
that's whole a lot! thanks bro!
#111 to #110 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
if you wish for more reaction pics i might dump them
#112 to #111 - anotheroneonearth (07/29/2014) [-]
that's nice, but my hard disk space is running out  mainly because of porn    
so I'd like to have them later.
that's nice, but my hard disk space is running out mainly because of porn
so I'd like to have them later.
User avatar #113 to #112 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
>2014
>not haviing a dedicated porn hard drive
#114 to #113 - anotheroneonearth (07/29/2014) [-]
yeah I know I really need it.
three years ago that huge tsunami and earthquake hit my country and killed my computer.
ever since I've been considering buying a hard drive but I don't know which one I should choose.
one thing I'm sure is, 2TB is not enough. that's the spec of my current machine.
also I'm still using windows XP.
User avatar #115 to #114 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
currently i got
256gb ssd for OS and some programs and games that i use constantly

2TB for the rest of the games, movies and music

500gb slow as fuck HDD that i use to store "the rest"

i have been tranfering some stuff to external HDDs and cloud services to spare some space
#116 to #115 - anotheroneonearth (07/29/2014) [-]
mine is slow as fuck too, maybe I'll soon get a new one with win7 or 8.
btw I like this guy because his lines are so useful for internet arguments
#117 to #116 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
Mine is showing its age aswell, i bought the parts 2 or 3 years ago but they were mid range due to the short budget. I bought more, non-essencial,  components afterwards such as the SSD and a new case( i still had on of those 90s white office cases).   
   
I guess it can hold for another year, i can run most games on medium or even high at 60fps so thats what really matters but some eye-candy is nice from time to time.   
   
PS: i have readying all of this in his voice  PSS: i think the dub was suprisingly good
Mine is showing its age aswell, i bought the parts 2 or 3 years ago but they were mid range due to the short budget. I bought more, non-essencial, components afterwards such as the SSD and a new case( i still had on of those 90s white office cases).

I guess it can hold for another year, i can run most games on medium or even high at 60fps so thats what really matters but some eye-candy is nice from time to time.

PS: i have readying all of this in his voice PSS: i think the dub was suprisingly good
#118 to #117 - anotheroneonearth (07/29/2014) [-]
<-- MFW your comment

I want to believe I'm good at reading, but I don't get a damn thing... I'm working at a software company though shamefur dispray

yeah that was one of the best dubbed anime ever. he is a delinquent with the deepest voice... that troll episode was hilarious!
#119 to #118 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
hmmm, out of curiosity what exactly do you do at your workplace   
   
im asking this because im studying programing in uni
hmmm, out of curiosity what exactly do you do at your workplace

im asking this because im studying programing in uni
#121 to #119 - anotheroneonearth (07/29/2014) [-]
time to go to bed. sitting in front of a computer is unexpectedly tiring. good night.
#123 to #121 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
Sleep well
Sleep well
#120 to #119 - anotheroneonearth (07/29/2014) [-]
I'm in the sales department, so I don't know a damn thing about programming.
also I don't know a damn thing about sales... I'm a farmer's son and a graduate of agricultural university.
how did I get here? because the company was close to my place!
that was the very wrong way to choose a job. now I'm one of the dumbest guy in the office.
so I take the call and copy the contract documents every fucking day.

be very careful in selecting an occupation, young man. have a big dream and follow it.
#122 to #120 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
Well the first time i went to uni I picked biology, since I love animals and knowing how nature works. However I wasnt aware of how much chemistry and physics were involved.

Half way through the year I was no longer motivated on the course and gave up, my parents were sadened and didnt want me to be at home all day so they encouraged me to find something else that would suit my interests. Later I found that my town uni had programing and since I liked technology and videogames I thought it could be a nice place to try again. This year went pretty well and Im loving what I learned since it has a nice balance between knowledge and creativity.

Jobs might be hard to find nowadays but if you are good at something or work on something you love you can always have a good chance of making a profession out of it.
#124 to #122 - anotheroneonearth (07/30/2014) [-]
that's very good for you.
I guess I was good at something but kinda forgot...
but still I have something that I want to do, so I'm gonna pursue that.
User avatar #104 to #103 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
thanks honeyboy
#77 to #56 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
you like it and you cant deny it
#79 to #78 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
what if i like it rough?
#80 to #79 - valax (07/25/2014) [-]
R- Rough like.. c- calling you a bitch, and.. stuff..?
#81 to #80 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
and spanking, and pulling and bitting
#82 to #81 - valax (07/25/2014) [-]
How about you do biting and I'll do something else?

jk
#83 to #82 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
but i like giving rather than recieving
but i like giving rather than recieving
#84 to #83 - valax (07/25/2014) [-]
Well, aren't you full of Christmas spirit.
#85 to #84 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
fine, ill take one for the team
fine, ill take one for the team
#86 to #85 - valax (07/26/2014) [-]
Gonna buy some wards?
#87 to #86 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
sentry wards to see if you are hiding something from me
#57 to #56 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
...hi
#59 to #58 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
maybe
#60 to #59 - valax (07/25/2014) [-]
Just as planned.

Check list:
1. Become cute.
2. Dominate the world.
#61 to #60 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
step 2 is a bit harder
#62 to #61 - valax (07/25/2014) [-]
B- But.. the world.. i- it's...
#63 to #62 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
ZA WARLDO!
ZA WARLDO!
#65 to #64 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
just too much for you to handle
just too much for you to handle
#69 to #68 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
masturbate and then feel the post masturbation shame
#71 to #70 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
the more you want the harder it gets
the more you want the harder it gets
#72 to #71 - valax (07/25/2014) [-]
F- Fuck, fine..
F- Fuck, fine..
User avatar #52 - admin (07/23/2014) [-]
> move to greece or portugal, prices are similar to ghettos but theres nice beaches around

that true brah?
User avatar #53 to #52 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
i live in portugal, place is nice but we simply dont have much money
#27 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#28 to #27 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
booty had me like
User avatar #49 to #29 - ssheinrich (07/20/2014) [-]
source?

sorry to ruind your lovely bromance/gay thing going on here
User avatar #50 to #49 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
i tried to find sauce it i couldnt, sorry.
User avatar #51 to #50 - ssheinrich (07/23/2014) [-]
oh well. thanks for trying
#31 to #30 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
&lt;- You on the left, me on the right.
<- You on the left, me on the right.
#32 to #31 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
me on the left, you on the right
#33 to #32 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
You on the left, me on the right.
You on the left, me on the right.
#34 to #33 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
me on the right, i mean left, i mean righ.... you get the idea
me on the right, i mean left, i mean righ.... you get the idea
#35 to #34 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
You tell me which you want to be.
You tell me which you want to be.
#36 to #35 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
dondi pls
#37 to #36 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
What would you say if some Russia fanatic killed Dondy in Ukraine?
#38 to #37 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
SPARE

NO

CYKA
#39 to #38 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
I bet it'd get into the news, though! Maybe world wide.
#40 to #39 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
with the added drama dota 2 would become an official sport and be hosted at the olympics
#41 to #40 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
Statues would be build in memory of Dendo?
Statues would be build in memory of Dendo?
#48 to #41 - dendo (07/20/2014) [-]
Wait I'm getting a statue now?
#54 to #48 - valax (07/25/2014) [-]
Well, this is unexpected.
Nevertheless, I did promise you a statue.
#42 to #41 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
and the guilty of his murder would be hanged by meat hooks
#43 to #42 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
Snowball fights will turn into gory hookball fights.
Snowball fights will turn into gory hookball fights.
#44 to #43 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
you mean meatbal fights
#45 to #44 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
Artificial meteorite meatball fights.
Artificial meteorite meatball fights.
#46 to #45 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
well this was an strange time to take off my shorts, nice timing
#47 to #46 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
You're welcome, bro.
You're welcome, bro.
User avatar #22 - ied (07/19/2014) [-]
may i have your fj points?
User avatar #24 to #23 - ied (07/19/2014) [-]
is that a no?
i mean, i need them for the fj items game.
i know i assumed that you don't use them, but you don't have many items so i though i could ask
User avatar #25 to #24 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
yep thats a no

and i dont use them but i like to stack large piles of shit
User avatar #26 to #25 - ied (07/19/2014) [-]
well that sucks
thanks for replying though
User avatar #20 - angelodlt (07/07/2014) [-]
Do you make those console comics?
User avatar #21 to #20 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
No, I can barely draw stickmen.

I would post the source but i got this from 4chan.

Dunno if they got it from somewhere else or if an anon drew it.
User avatar #19 - sleepyjesus (02/17/2014) [-]
You have been randomly visited by Sleepy Jesus.

You are #8 of many
#6 - valax (01/29/2014) [-]
What starting items do you get?
I, being the scrubby support player I am, get 2 Tangos, 1 Courier and 4 Branches.
Simplest build ever.
#7 to #6 - havockwzy ONLINE (01/29/2014) [-]
1 tango + 1 qb + 1 stout, if i go safe carry

1 tango + 1 stout +1 salve + ring of protection is i go solo off as bristleback

1 tango + 1 salve(usually ends up being used on the carry)+1 clarity + courier and get the rest on branches if babysitter support
#8 to #7 - valax (01/29/2014) [-]
I don't wanna rub lotion on my carry.
My carry will eat trees and be happy with it.
#9 to #8 - havockwzy ONLINE (01/29/2014) [-]
my carry farms heros
#10 to #9 - valax (01/29/2014) [-]
I have no idea how to play carry anymore.
I've been investing in playing support really well.
Some games go easily and fluidly and team pushes towers and it works out.
But some games you just sit in the lane for 25 mins and wonder when a tower is gonna get pushed or when something will happen.
#11 to #10 - havockwzy ONLINE (01/29/2014) [-]
screw supporting and carrying, go split push like the rat you are, win the game by yourself
#12 to #11 - valax (01/29/2014) [-]
Team better not yell at me for not being there when they all get killed together, though.
#13 to #12 - havockwzy ONLINE (01/29/2014) [-]
do you queue in american russia or european russia?
#14 to #13 - valax (01/29/2014) [-]
Both European Russias.
#15 to #14 - havockwzy ONLINE (01/29/2014) [-]
im might need to play together sometime
#16 to #15 - valax (01/29/2014) [-]
I'd play together. Not today though, I'm suppose to have an exam tomorrow and stuff.
How many games have you played?
My current total games on record is.. what... 615?
I have 1133 hours of dota2 plaid on Steam.
I plaid lots of Co-op versus Bots early on.
User avatar #17 to #16 - havockwzy ONLINE (01/29/2014) [-]
dotabuff.com/players/31469259

knock yourself out champ i got 1,6k hours atm and i had 3.8k solo mmr at some point
User avatar #18 to #17 - valax (01/29/2014) [-]
dotabuff.com/players/62193364
This is mine, but it's very old since the page stopped recording my matches.
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