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#39 - I don't give a **** about what everyone else thin…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2013 on Exactly +28
User avatar #76 - davve (05/08/2013) [-]
Occasionally.
#372 - A hole's a hole, and a ho's a ho. in case you can't … 05/08/2013 on Bitches be .. wait... +1
#52 - Made this a long time ago 05/08/2013 on Fallout +23
#129 - I feel sorry for the kid who modeled for that stock photo … 05/06/2013 on That Childhood Kid You Hated +6
#282 - Because that would bring us BELOW their level. They'v… 05/06/2013 on Slayer 0
#278 - Yfw Tom Araya, the lead singer/bassist of Slayer, is a practic…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2013 on Slayer +5
User avatar #287 - richardastley (05/06/2013) [-]
They still hate Catholics, and they'll likely ate Tom Araya for not saying "This sucks because it's contrary to my beliefs."
#46 - Why did I read that in Billy Mays's voice? 05/05/2013 on Perfect Sense 0
#2 - Parents' face when  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2013 on Wait for it +3
#6 - jonball (05/05/2013) [-]
dat head bobbing
#27 - You forgot: become first pregnant man 05/05/2013 on Arnold Schwarzenegger is a... +2
#142 - blond-haired say what ***** I… 05/05/2013 on jesus 0
#52710 - Maybe I should, milkman, maybe I should...  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #52715 - mayormilkman (05/05/2013) [-]
They're too "kawaii" for me. Just look at this: (✿◠‿◠)
It's like Le Lenny Face 2.0: Tumblr-ification.
#52698 - >People who publicly broadcast and advertise their non-hete…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/05/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +6
User avatar #52707 - daryldixon (05/05/2013) [-]
There's this super fucking flamboyant faggot that wears shirts like sorry girls I like dicks, and I told one of my friends I fucking hate him, and he said you don't like him cus hes gay huh, you're so close minded.

I got so fucking pissed
User avatar #52702 - mayormilkman (05/05/2013) [-]
You should spend a little less time on Tumblr...
#52710 - hauntzor (05/05/2013) [-]
Maybe I should, milkman, maybe I should...
User avatar #52715 - mayormilkman (05/05/2013) [-]
They're too "kawaii" for me. Just look at this: (✿◠‿◠)
It's like Le Lenny Face 2.0: Tumblr-ification.
#52701 - swiftykidd has deleted their comment.
#47 - more like: " Hello and thank you fow calling. M… 05/05/2013 on Challenge Everything +2
#298 - Ruqnuzople Type: Dark Kleptomaniac Pokémon A… 05/04/2013 on Do your best +4
#108 - It's even more gross when your female friends on Facebook insi… 05/04/2013 on Pregnancy +1
#118 - oh my god just looking at the cover brings back countless memories  [+] (2 new replies) 05/04/2013 on cod3 +3
#119 - greenzeopoweranger (05/04/2013) [-]
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yeah shooting peoples tires and beating up old people on the streets
I also liked Vice city and the songs on the radio
#138 - Womens Study Major (05/04/2013) [-]
Wildstyle,VCPR,Game FM,Radio X,Rockstar has their shit together when it comes to music.
#69 - Make millions yearly from producing South Park Uploads a…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/04/2013 on Good Guy Comp +11
User avatar #103 - sweetjessierose (05/04/2013) [-]
It doesn't work in Australia :(
#93 - angelusprimus (05/04/2013) [-]
That's actually being smart not good.
They know people would pirate it anyhow.
So they upload it to their own controlled website that comes with commercials. You are watching it for free, they are making money off ads, and piracy is cut down to almost nothing.
#108 - Womens Study Major (05/04/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's not like we don't want to give them money, it's just that most many of us are so damn poor that we really can't. So doing it that way is really good.
#114 - This was my **** .  [+] (8 new replies) 05/04/2013 on cod3 +24
#207 - notsureifanon (05/04/2013) [-]
MoH:AA fan reporting for duty.
User avatar #166 - hairydawg (05/04/2013) [-]
That game had that intro with Eisenhower's speech before the main menu. It was really long but with the old footage and beautiful music behind it, I couldn't help but watch it every time.
User avatar #163 - punisherswar (05/04/2013) [-]
Did they ever re-release this outside of bonus with Medal of Honor on the PS3
#154 - Womens Study Major (05/04/2013) [-]
when ea was decent.
#117 - greenzeopoweranger (05/04/2013) [-]
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i used to play that along with GTA 3
#118 - hauntzor (05/04/2013) [-]
oh my god just looking at the cover brings back countless memories
#119 - greenzeopoweranger (05/04/2013) [-]
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yeah shooting peoples tires and beating up old people on the streets
I also liked Vice city and the songs on the radio
#138 - Womens Study Major (05/04/2013) [-]
Wildstyle,VCPR,Game FM,Radio X,Rockstar has their shit together when it comes to music.
#87 - **** yeah, we're getting closer.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2013 on Naki´o +23
#88 - capnwetnipples (05/03/2013) [-]
thats exatly what i was thinking
#60434 - and the lead singer of Stone Sour sounds EXACTLY like Slipknot's...  [+] (3 new replies) 05/03/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... +5
#60435 - potatotown (05/03/2013) [-]
And how the drummer for Nirvana totally looks like the guitarist for Foo Fighters
User avatar #60480 - themagicwizard (05/03/2013) [-]
Duuude, Death Grips' drummer looks exactly like the drummer from Hella
#60437 - CaptainKBX (05/03/2013) [-]
One or the other Dave, come on! Leave instruments for the rest of us!
#47 - Skin O' My Dick Train Of Consequences (no alteration neede… 05/01/2013 on Gigadeath 0
#61 - Especially when your favorite artist ******* LIVE…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2013 on i know that feel 0
#63 - swiftykidd has deleted their comment.
#60 - I listen to grindcore and death metal and I live in Kansas. …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2013 on i know that feel 0
User avatar #62 - cancerbats (05/01/2013) [-]
i get to go see dying fetus at the southern ontario metal fest
#49279 - I hate it when people assume I'm sitting all by myself because…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +5
User avatar #340705 - shibe (11/22/2014) [-]
dont commit suicide, bladeboy will hate you
User avatar #340737 - bladeboy (11/22/2014) [-]
ye
#49305 - Womens Study Major (04/28/2013) [-]
I always sat alone because I'd always get terrible gas around lunch time.

If I sat alone I could let the trumpets bellow.
User avatar #49303 - newposterintown (04/28/2013) [-]
You don't really have to be, but you'd probably have more fun talking to other people.

But I could commiserate with that if you just felt like you didn't have much in common with other people.
User avatar #49287 - infamoustrapper (04/28/2013) [-]
Same. Sometimes I just don't want to talk to people. But I feel like I will get judged or questioned if I just decided to sit by myself one day.
#33 - 9:44 - "waiting in line to see how much college cost"… 04/28/2013 on Mr. Koosher +15
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#323 to #322 - hauntzor ONLINE (10/15/2014) [-]
Adorable
User avatar #324 to #323 - majormayor ONLINE (10/15/2014) [-]
My job here is done.
User avatar #318 - majormayor ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Waste my time, uh, bro.
User avatar #319 to #318 - hauntzor ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCA3j9iEEnw&list=UUEW26Wv0nQX7fAtIk7cTJSw here's a kid with the voice of Ernie from Sesame Street reviewing and eating an entire frozen pizza
User avatar #321 to #319 - majormayor ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Oh man I had a good laugh.
User avatar #320 to #319 - majormayor ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Good Lord.
User avatar #314 - majormayor ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
fat
User avatar #315 to #314 - hauntzor ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
b-but muh genetix
User avatar #316 to #315 - majormayor ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
I think I saw you post something kinda naughty here once. I have seen a few pictures that weren't meant to be seen by me.
User avatar #317 to #316 - hauntzor ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
On my profile? Not recently, but I've been kinda active in the **** community.

User avatar #305 - majormayor ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
You're trans now?
#306 to #305 - hauntzor ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Yeah.
Yeah.
User avatar #308 to #306 - majormayor ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
When did you realize this? I don't think you brought that up until recently.
User avatar #309 to #308 - hauntzor ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Sometime earlier this year. I've been seeing a therapist recently to work things out though. I won't say that I have my entire identity figured out, but it's getting there.

I'm pretty gender-fluid at this point. I like identifying as a girl for most other situations not related to performing on some kind of stage. If it weren't for this deep voice of mine I would totally be okay with identifying as a woman 100% of the time.
User avatar #310 to #309 - majormayor ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
lol okay then
Were you projecting this in the form of your futa art before?
User avatar #311 to #310 - hauntzor ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Nah not really
User avatar #312 to #311 - majormayor ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Hmm. I have been long aware of your sexuality. You have even shared pictures of yourself on here before.
User avatar #307 to #306 - hauntzor ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
(unintentionally posts GIF that could also be construed as a literal interpretation of genderswapping)
User avatar #313 to #307 - majormayor ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
On a side note, I have now realized that I have sorta surrounded myself with transwomen on this website.
User avatar #300 - revengeforfreeze (05/19/2014) [-]
there's a risk of us getting cancer
User avatar #301 to #300 - hauntzor ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
do wha?
User avatar #302 to #301 - revengeforfreeze (05/19/2014) [-]
there's a possibility that we will get cancer in the future
: (
User avatar #303 to #302 - hauntzor ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
well, realistically, everyone is at risk for cancer. It's just life.
User avatar #296 - majormayor ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #297 to #296 - hauntzor ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
Have them kiss, then run while they're distracted by love.
User avatar #298 to #297 - majormayor ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
The power of selfcest!
User avatar #288 - revengeforfreeze (03/28/2014) [-]
Do you draw?
User avatar #289 to #288 - hauntzor ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, why?
User avatar #290 to #289 - revengeforfreeze (03/28/2014) [-]
I wanna see
#291 to #290 - hauntzor ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
This is my most recent. Haven't been very active lately due to college.
User avatar #293 to #292 - hauntzor ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
Thanks. Junji Ito's work has been a big inspiration for me recently.
User avatar #294 to #293 - revengeforfreeze (03/28/2014) [-]
No idea who that is tbh
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User avatar #263 - majormayor ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
I wonder if one of my friends whacked it to your art.
User avatar #264 to #263 - hauntzor ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
oh?
User avatar #265 to #264 - majormayor ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure I already told you that I know about your smut.
User avatar #266 to #265 - hauntzor ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
Yeah I knew that, how do you know that someone you know has fapped to it tho?
User avatar #267 to #266 - majormayor ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
It's just a random thought that came to mind. I bet shibe would like it.
User avatar #268 to #267 - shibe (03/04/2014) [-]
like what
User avatar #269 to #268 - majormayor ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
His art.
User avatar #270 to #269 - shibe (03/04/2014) [-]
i like art
#274 to #272 - majormayor ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
I bet you liked it.
User avatar #275 to #274 - shibe (03/04/2014) [-]
uueuweuawhueiadauduwa ih
User avatar #276 to #275 - majormayor ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
What is this? What does this mean?
User avatar #277 to #276 - shibe (03/04/2014) [-]
it means i didnt like it
User avatar #278 to #277 - majormayor ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
Oh. I thought you liked furry dicks.
User avatar #279 to #278 - shibe (03/04/2014) [-]
i do


but that is not my style
User avatar #280 to #279 - majormayor ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
Hey Hauntzor, Shibby here doesn't like your style.
User avatar #282 to #280 - shibe (03/04/2014) [-]
ya sorry hauntzor i may be a depressing kid but i like it nice and happy not with a style that depresses me even more
User avatar #283 to #282 - hauntzor ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
what about it is depressing?
#285 to #283 - shibe (03/04/2014) [-]
i'm not good with art criticism


but there is like a lot of dark moody colors in some of them that I guess depress me because they remind me of casseterecorder
User avatar #286 to #285 - hauntzor ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
Yeah I see what you mean. I wasn't trying to criticize you or anything for not liking it but now I understand. I do like to use a lot of deep violets and blues.
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User avatar #273 to #272 - majormayor ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
lol
#261 to #260 - hauntzor ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
Definitely not the worst I've seen of this kind of **** ; she's still kinda cute.

>those knees tho
User avatar #262 to #261 - majormayor ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
I knew that you were gonna like it more than the others so far.
User avatar #257 - mayormilkman (12/23/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link

You got featured in this post.
User avatar #258 to #257 - hauntzor ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
that made my heart race a little at first because I thought I was being publicly chastised at first, and that's one of my all-time worst fears. But it appears that they thumbed me up, so all appears well.
User avatar #259 to #258 - mayormilkman (12/23/2013) [-]
The FunnyJunk tag on Tumblr is mainly just content shared on there from here, but there is the occasional post that is about this place.
User avatar #247 - shibe (12/01/2013) [-]
Wolf Eyes - Stabbed In the Face Thank you so much for getting me into wolf eyes.
User avatar #248 to #247 - hauntzor ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
Nate Young - Comes Unbidden
No prob man. They're undoubtedly the most terrifying band I have ever listened to.

Aaron Dilloway and Nate Young also do a lot of solo work outside of the band. You should check them out also.
User avatar #249 to #248 - shibe (12/01/2013) [-]
The Haxan Cloak - Excavation (Part 2) Dude

Dark Ambient

2spooks
User avatar #252 to #249 - hauntzor ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
Prurient is also a good guy to listen to for that **** . The majority of his work besides this one is very noisy and harsh though. I might have shown you before.

Prurient - Let's Make A Slave
User avatar #253 to #252 - shibe (12/01/2013) [-]
Gedankenexperiment - Experiment Defined [HQ] I'll listen to it in a sec.

Are you into any other electronic sub genres?
User avatar #255 to #253 - hauntzor ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
I'm more of a metal fan at heart, but I enjoy some: drum'n'bass, power electronics, ambient and some acid. I don't go very deep though.

Squarepusher-Beepstreet
User avatar #256 to #255 - shibe (12/01/2013) [-]
dude squarepusher is amazing

but he's breakcore/drill and bass

Venetian Snares - Pouncelciot
Renard - Forcing You Into My Life just look past who made this and what they associate themselves with and just listen to it. Trust me there is nothing furry about it at all.
Xanopticon - Constant (from "Liminal Space") this is more flashcore, but this genre came from breakcore so it doesn't matter.


www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNzxsOB2Q3g also this song is quite possibly one of the greatest electronic songs ever
User avatar #254 to #253 - shibe (12/01/2013) [-]
I don't know why I group noise and dark ambient with electronic.

i'm sorry
#237 to #236 - hauntzor ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
I am not a negro.  I am but a golden retriever.
I am not a negro. I am but a golden retriever.
User avatar #238 to #237 - mayormilkman (10/24/2013) [-]
I saw your smut.
#239 to #238 - hauntzor ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
sheit
#240 to #239 - mayormilkman (10/24/2013) [-]
It was not spectacular.
User avatar #241 to #240 - hauntzor ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
It's cool

Not like I do it for a living or anything
User avatar #242 to #241 - mayormilkman (10/25/2013) [-]
Or do you?
#243 to #242 - hauntzor ONLINE (10/25/2013) [-]
boy do I wish.
User avatar #244 to #243 - mayormilkman (10/25/2013) [-]
All I know is that furries have a lot of money to waste for some reason.
User avatar #245 to #244 - hauntzor ONLINE (10/25/2013) [-]
I literally just got a note today asking what I was asking for in prices.

I told them that I didn't have a set list, but they replied that they wanted a guesstimate anyway. After I gave it to them ($25 being the most expensive for a shaded drawing w/ background) they said "eh, nevermind."
User avatar #246 to #245 - mayormilkman (10/25/2013) [-]
I've heard those suits are very expensive.
User avatar #235 - mayormilkman (10/06/2013) [-]
Mega Gardevoir has the poofiest dress ever.
User avatar #232 - zombiesnipertwo (09/28/2013) [-]
Hi friend
just 2 things...1: you should erase that **** from your profile wall (not that I care, I just dont want you banned)

2:I saw your art on e621 and made me remember you soo...

wassup?
User avatar #233 to #232 - hauntzor ONLINE (09/28/2013) [-]
Noted. I was under the impression that profile commenting was free-range.

Thanks. :3
just working through college. Trying to draw smut when I can. Not much.
User avatar #234 to #233 - zombiesnipertwo (09/28/2013) [-]
nope...sadly it isn't save from rules

User avatar #225 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
Can you do me a favor?
#226 to #225 - hauntzor ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
maaaybe.
User avatar #227 to #226 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
tuck me into bed pls
#228 to #227 - hauntzor ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
k   
   
no bedtime stories this time though.  You're a big boy now.
k

no bedtime stories this time though. You're a big boy now.
User avatar #230 to #228 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
ngithy night
User avatar #229 to #228 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
alrighty then
User avatar #220 - mayormilkman (08/16/2013) [-]
Where do you post your art?
#221 to #220 - hauntzor ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
why do you ask?
why do you ask?
User avatar #222 to #221 - mayormilkman (08/16/2013) [-]
I'm just wondering. I think you ranted about something related to it once on the hating board.
User avatar #223 to #222 - hauntzor ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
I have a DeviantART that I post my SFW **** on. I'm not very active one there as of recently though.
User avatar #224 to #223 - mayormilkman (08/16/2013) [-]
"SFW"
Tee hee. I've seen it before.
User avatar #217 - mayormilkman (08/01/2013) [-]
butts
#218 to #217 - hauntzor ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
You know my mother was a butt.
You know my mother was a butt.
User avatar #219 to #218 - mayormilkman (08/01/2013) [-]
what

I'm just posting "butts".
User avatar #216 - mayormilkman (07/09/2013) [-]
Newgrounds became eighteen a few days ago.
User avatar #213 - mayormilkman (05/28/2013) [-]
I wonder how long it will take for the below guy's images to get flagged...
User avatar #214 to #213 - hauntzor ONLINE (05/28/2013) [-]
I thought profile comments were anything-goes.
User avatar #215 to #214 - mayormilkman (05/28/2013) [-]
They haven't been for months.
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