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#62 - I learned that in Biology Nice to see that this hig…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2014 on Tumblr biology +51
User avatar #95 - luckyspirit (08/16/2014) [-]
>implying he/she wasn't blinded by his/her own beliefs in the first place
#103 - the "bulking" girl isn't even that overweight, what…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/16/2014 on Fat Shaming Friday +6
User avatar #127 - kyoutu (08/16/2014) [-]
Do you live in a country of fat people?
Look at the state of her thighs and that stomach over hang...
User avatar #130 - hauntzor (08/16/2014) [-]
I live in the US. I know fat when I see it.

I don't think that that girl is fat. That is my stance.
User avatar #131 - kyoutu (08/16/2014) [-]
Fat has obviously become the norm to you and what you now see as fat has been warped by the super fats that surround you everyday.

The girl is fat.
User avatar #140 - priestoftheoldones (08/16/2014) [-]
ur a cunt m8
User avatar #141 - kyoutu (08/16/2014) [-]
Calling a fat person fat.

"ur a cnt lol"

ok m8
#143 - priestoftheoldones (08/16/2014) [-]
Let me tell you something, I have never seen a obese person, in my life, outside of the internet, and the girl, is not fat, this is fat.
User avatar #146 - kyoutu (08/16/2014) [-]
Americans, raising the bar of what is fat to make themselves feel better...
User avatar #144 - kaiizel (08/16/2014) [-]
There's a difference between fat and morbidly obese. Those women are morbidly obese, the girl on the right in the picture is fat.
#117 - anonymous (08/16/2014) [-]
I know right?
She's just wearing shit clothes, if she wore something that didn't hug so tight she wouldn't get a muffin top like that either.
User avatar #121 - shutupsocks (08/16/2014) [-]
I was going to point this out, too, but decided to check the comments first.
#307517 - They're a good band but yeah, wayyy too many hicks in that fan… 08/16/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#307516 - By this logic, the coffee that I'm drinking right now is going… 08/16/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +3
#20 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2014 on Huge Metal Fan +37
User avatar #30 - meganinja (08/16/2014) [-]
"forty minutes late to metal concert"

"Missed the first song's intro"
#47 - Picture 08/15/2014 on Dude +1
#306853 - I've got no problem with the social smokers. Whatever you lik…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #306884 - bananarchy (08/15/2014) [-]
Yeah I pretty much only smoke it with friends now
I never even buy it for myself anymore, and I was the one that introduced weed to all my friends
#306849 - Last I checked, no one was really "rioting". They w…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #306890 - thesoulless (08/15/2014) [-]
I thought there was violence and looting?
#39 - It is literally the only brown soda that actually quenches you… 08/15/2014 on drinks +2
#37 - Dr. Pepper was originally made with prunes though.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/15/2014 on drinks +5
#38 - vortisred (08/15/2014) [-]
I did not know, thank you. I will remember this. Dr. Pepper is the best
User avatar #39 - hauntzor (08/15/2014) [-]
It is literally the only brown soda that actually quenches your thirst.
#306632 - >people on Facebook who tag their friends every ****… 08/14/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#52 - I never thought it was possible for a man's laugh to make me t… 08/14/2014 on He said lock the door +6
#85 - Most people don't have the space inside their skulls for their…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2014 on Anesthesia will fuck you up... +3
#121 - rustytrombones (08/14/2014) [-]
I shall explain! They were originally there because our ancestors used to eat tougher things. Stuff like raw meat and leaves and other hard food items. Thus, our molars got weaker and when they fell out, the wisdom teeth were there to back us up.
TLR they replaced our molars when they fell out.
#92 - this  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2014 on stop that +2
User avatar #93 - jacksipian (08/14/2014) [-]
yep, kill her with fire.
#91 - Picture 08/14/2014 on stop that 0
#76 - >polygenderprincess >"classist" >uwu  [+] (4 new replies) 08/14/2014 on stop that +8
User avatar #90 - jacksipian (08/14/2014) [-]
what is uwu?
User avatar #92 - hauntzor (08/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #93 - jacksipian (08/14/2014) [-]
yep, kill her with fire.
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#113 - Believe it or not, Billy Mays. I was inconsolable for nearly a month. 08/14/2014 on louis ck 0
#305768 - I just know that people on this site get really sick of celebr… 08/13/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#305763 - This is so ******* enraging. I…  [+] (19 new replies) 08/13/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +14
User avatar #305772 - furiousmarshmellow (08/13/2014) [-]
And people say it's wrong for me to be misanthropic.
User avatar #305771 - dalokan (08/13/2014) [-]
I fucking knew he killed himself.
#306337 - princessren (08/14/2014) [-]
>someone dies
>daughter is getting so harassed she has to leave social media
>"I fucking knew he killed himself"

...is that really the part you want to focus on right now
User avatar #306418 - dalokan (08/14/2014) [-]
I could care less about a suicidal coward tbh
User avatar #306419 - princessren (08/14/2014) [-]
that's very christian of you
User avatar #306420 - dalokan (08/14/2014) [-]
Christianity opposes suicide, bitch.

I could care less about one more soul going to hell.
User avatar #306421 - princessren (08/14/2014) [-]
what about hate the sin not the sinner
I feel like...you should tho
User avatar #306422 - dalokan (08/14/2014) [-]
Listen to me ren.

I could honestly care less about your worldly views on what I follow. I follow what God thus tells me to follow, and walk in his path. Now I could spend about 4 hours explaining to you why I don't think or see things as the world sees them, but quite honestly, it is easier to just tell you to fuck off.

Don't try to teach me shit about something you barely know or follow.
#306424 - princessren (08/14/2014) [-]
I just feel like jesus would care about every soul that goes to hell
it's not like RW was a terrible person either or anything
User avatar #306426 - dalokan (08/14/2014) [-]
How horrible you were matters squat.

You sinned, you're seen as any other sinner.

Yes Jesus cared for every soul, that's why he was sacrificed to cleanse people of sin SHOULD they follow him. If you did not in life, hey guess what, you rejected Christ and now you get the 11 inch pole in hell.

#306427 - princessren (08/14/2014) [-]
weather you are following God's word or not
you just aren't a very nice or compassionate person in my eyes from what you have shown me
User avatar #306428 - dalokan (08/14/2014) [-]
I ain't no saint.
User avatar #306430 - princessren (08/14/2014) [-]
but you should strive to be
User avatar #306431 - dalokan (08/14/2014) [-]
Not really, no.

User avatar #305789 - nefarian (08/13/2014) [-]
Maybe because everybody said so
User avatar #305769 - drastronomy (08/13/2014) [-]
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

FUUUUUUUCK

PIECES OF SHIT

FUCK
User avatar #305766 - majormayor (08/13/2014) [-]
You don't need to apologize.
User avatar #305768 - hauntzor (08/13/2014) [-]
I just know that people on this site get really sick of celebrity-passing talks really quick, so I'm just trying to be considerate. I guess Robin Williams's case might be a different story though.
#305765 - princessren (08/13/2014) [-]
I was wondering how she was holding up after I heard about the news
I guess this answers my question
#28 - I think the last time this content was posted, someone in the … 08/13/2014 on The Queen +51
#147 - Don't know if this is any consolation, but you should know tha… 08/13/2014 on fat people are still people 0
#31 - Mfw someone on FJ mentions Aphex Twin  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2014 on RDJ back in the days +3
User avatar #32 - cycloneclone (08/13/2014) [-]
the mans a legend

what can i say
#10 - Picture 08/13/2014 on Who watched Arthur? +7
#13 - The day John Goodman dies is when I die as well. 08/12/2014 on I will miss him. +2
#223 - I seriously haven't been this torn up and heartbroken over a c… 08/12/2014 on Robin Williams +1
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User avatar #318 - majormayor (09/17/2014) [-]
Waste my time, uh, bro.
User avatar #319 to #318 - hauntzor ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCA3j9iEEnw&list=UUEW26Wv0nQX7fAtIk7cTJSw here's a kid with the voice of Ernie from Sesame Street reviewing and eating an entire frozen pizza
User avatar #321 to #319 - majormayor (09/17/2014) [-]
Oh man I had a good laugh.
User avatar #320 to #319 - majormayor (09/17/2014) [-]
Good Lord.
User avatar #314 - majormayor (08/01/2014) [-]
fat
User avatar #315 to #314 - hauntzor ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
b-but muh genetix
User avatar #316 to #315 - majormayor (08/01/2014) [-]
I think I saw you post something kinda naughty here once. I have seen a few pictures that weren't meant to be seen by me.
User avatar #317 to #316 - hauntzor ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
On my profile? Not recently, but I've been kinda active in the **** community.

User avatar #305 - majormayor (06/21/2014) [-]
You're trans now?
#306 to #305 - hauntzor ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Yeah.
Yeah.
User avatar #308 to #306 - majormayor (06/21/2014) [-]
When did you realize this? I don't think you brought that up until recently.
User avatar #309 to #308 - hauntzor ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Sometime earlier this year. I've been seeing a therapist recently to work things out though. I won't say that I have my entire identity figured out, but it's getting there.

I'm pretty gender-fluid at this point. I like identifying as a girl for most other situations not related to performing on some kind of stage. If it weren't for this deep voice of mine I would totally be okay with identifying as a woman 100% of the time.
User avatar #310 to #309 - majormayor (06/21/2014) [-]
lol okay then
Were you projecting this in the form of your futa art before?
User avatar #311 to #310 - hauntzor ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Nah not really
User avatar #312 to #311 - majormayor (06/21/2014) [-]
Hmm. I have been long aware of your sexuality. You have even shared pictures of yourself on here before.
User avatar #307 to #306 - hauntzor ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
(unintentionally posts GIF that could also be construed as a literal interpretation of genderswapping)
User avatar #313 to #307 - majormayor (06/24/2014) [-]
On a side note, I have now realized that I have sorta surrounded myself with transwomen on this website.
User avatar #300 - revengeforfreeze (05/19/2014) [-]
there's a risk of us getting cancer
User avatar #301 to #300 - hauntzor ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
do wha?
User avatar #302 to #301 - revengeforfreeze (05/19/2014) [-]
there's a possibility that we will get cancer in the future
: (
User avatar #303 to #302 - hauntzor ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
well, realistically, everyone is at risk for cancer. It's just life.
User avatar #297 to #296 - hauntzor ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
Have them kiss, then run while they're distracted by love.
User avatar #298 to #297 - majormayor (04/13/2014) [-]
The power of selfcest!
User avatar #288 - revengeforfreeze (03/28/2014) [-]
Do you draw?
User avatar #289 to #288 - hauntzor ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, why?
User avatar #290 to #289 - revengeforfreeze (03/28/2014) [-]
I wanna see
#291 to #290 - hauntzor ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
This is my most recent. Haven't been very active lately due to college.
User avatar #293 to #292 - hauntzor ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
Thanks. Junji Ito's work has been a big inspiration for me recently.
User avatar #294 to #293 - revengeforfreeze (03/28/2014) [-]
No idea who that is tbh
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User avatar #263 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
I wonder if one of my friends whacked it to your art.
User avatar #264 to #263 - hauntzor ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
oh?
User avatar #265 to #264 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure I already told you that I know about your smut.
User avatar #266 to #265 - hauntzor ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
Yeah I knew that, how do you know that someone you know has fapped to it tho?
User avatar #267 to #266 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
It's just a random thought that came to mind. I bet shibe would like it.
User avatar #268 to #267 - shibe (03/04/2014) [-]
like what
User avatar #269 to #268 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
His art.
User avatar #270 to #269 - shibe (03/04/2014) [-]
i like art
#274 to #272 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
I bet you liked it.
User avatar #275 to #274 - shibe (03/04/2014) [-]
uueuweuawhueiadauduwa ih
User avatar #276 to #275 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
What is this? What does this mean?
User avatar #277 to #276 - shibe (03/04/2014) [-]
it means i didnt like it
User avatar #278 to #277 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
Oh. I thought you liked furry dicks.
User avatar #279 to #278 - shibe (03/04/2014) [-]
i do


but that is not my style
User avatar #280 to #279 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
Hey Hauntzor, Shibby here doesn't like your style.
User avatar #282 to #280 - shibe (03/04/2014) [-]
ya sorry hauntzor i may be a depressing kid but i like it nice and happy not with a style that depresses me even more
User avatar #283 to #282 - hauntzor ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
what about it is depressing?
#285 to #283 - shibe (03/04/2014) [-]
i'm not good with art criticism


but there is like a lot of dark moody colors in some of them that I guess depress me because they remind me of casseterecorder
User avatar #286 to #285 - hauntzor ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
Yeah I see what you mean. I wasn't trying to criticize you or anything for not liking it but now I understand. I do like to use a lot of deep violets and blues.
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#261 to #260 - hauntzor ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
Definitely not the worst I've seen of this kind of **** ; she's still kinda cute.

>those knees tho
User avatar #262 to #261 - majormayor (02/18/2014) [-]
I knew that you were gonna like it more than the others so far.
User avatar #257 - mayormilkman (12/23/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link

You got featured in this post.
User avatar #258 to #257 - hauntzor ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
that made my heart race a little at first because I thought I was being publicly chastised at first, and that's one of my all-time worst fears. But it appears that they thumbed me up, so all appears well.
User avatar #259 to #258 - mayormilkman (12/23/2013) [-]
The FunnyJunk tag on Tumblr is mainly just content shared on there from here, but there is the occasional post that is about this place.
User avatar #247 - shibe (12/01/2013) [-]
Wolf Eyes - Stabbed In the Face Thank you so much for getting me into wolf eyes.
User avatar #248 to #247 - hauntzor ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
Nate Young - Comes Unbidden
No prob man. They're undoubtedly the most terrifying band I have ever listened to.

Aaron Dilloway and Nate Young also do a lot of solo work outside of the band. You should check them out also.
User avatar #249 to #248 - shibe (12/01/2013) [-]
The Haxan Cloak - Excavation (Part 2) Dude

Dark Ambient

2spooks
User avatar #252 to #249 - hauntzor ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
Prurient is also a good guy to listen to for that **** . The majority of his work besides this one is very noisy and harsh though. I might have shown you before.

Prurient - Let's Make A Slave
User avatar #253 to #252 - shibe (12/01/2013) [-]
Gedankenexperiment - Experiment Defined [HQ] I'll listen to it in a sec.

Are you into any other electronic sub genres?
User avatar #255 to #253 - hauntzor ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
I'm more of a metal fan at heart, but I enjoy some: drum'n'bass, power electronics, ambient and some acid. I don't go very deep though.

Squarepusher-Beepstreet
User avatar #256 to #255 - shibe (12/01/2013) [-]
dude squarepusher is amazing

but he's breakcore/drill and bass

Venetian Snares - Pouncelciot
Renard - Forcing You Into My Life just look past who made this and what they associate themselves with and just listen to it. Trust me there is nothing furry about it at all.
Xanopticon - Constant (from "Liminal Space") this is more flashcore, but this genre came from breakcore so it doesn't matter.


www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNzxsOB2Q3g also this song is quite possibly one of the greatest electronic songs ever
User avatar #254 to #253 - shibe (12/01/2013) [-]
I don't know why I group noise and dark ambient with electronic.

i'm sorry
#237 to #236 - hauntzor ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
I am not a negro.  I am but a golden retriever.
I am not a negro. I am but a golden retriever.
User avatar #238 to #237 - mayormilkman (10/24/2013) [-]
I saw your smut.
#239 to #238 - hauntzor ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
sheit
#240 to #239 - mayormilkman (10/24/2013) [-]
It was not spectacular.
User avatar #241 to #240 - hauntzor ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
It's cool

Not like I do it for a living or anything
User avatar #242 to #241 - mayormilkman (10/25/2013) [-]
Or do you?
#243 to #242 - hauntzor ONLINE (10/25/2013) [-]
boy do I wish.
User avatar #244 to #243 - mayormilkman (10/25/2013) [-]
All I know is that furries have a lot of money to waste for some reason.
User avatar #245 to #244 - hauntzor ONLINE (10/25/2013) [-]
I literally just got a note today asking what I was asking for in prices.

I told them that I didn't have a set list, but they replied that they wanted a guesstimate anyway. After I gave it to them ($25 being the most expensive for a shaded drawing w/ background) they said "eh, nevermind."
User avatar #246 to #245 - mayormilkman (10/25/2013) [-]
I've heard those suits are very expensive.
User avatar #235 - mayormilkman (10/06/2013) [-]
Mega Gardevoir has the poofiest dress ever.
User avatar #232 - zombiesnipertwo (09/28/2013) [-]
Hi friend
just 2 things...1: you should erase that **** from your profile wall (not that I care, I just dont want you banned)

2:I saw your art on e621 and made me remember you soo...

wassup?
User avatar #233 to #232 - hauntzor ONLINE (09/28/2013) [-]
Noted. I was under the impression that profile commenting was free-range.

Thanks. :3
just working through college. Trying to draw smut when I can. Not much.
User avatar #234 to #233 - zombiesnipertwo (09/28/2013) [-]
nope...sadly it isn't save from rules

User avatar #225 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
Can you do me a favor?
#226 to #225 - hauntzor ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
maaaybe.
User avatar #227 to #226 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
tuck me into bed pls
#228 to #227 - hauntzor ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
k   
   
no bedtime stories this time though.  You're a big boy now.
k

no bedtime stories this time though. You're a big boy now.
User avatar #230 to #228 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
ngithy night
User avatar #229 to #228 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
alrighty then
User avatar #220 - mayormilkman (08/16/2013) [-]
Where do you post your art?
#221 to #220 - hauntzor ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
why do you ask?
why do you ask?
User avatar #222 to #221 - mayormilkman (08/16/2013) [-]
I'm just wondering. I think you ranted about something related to it once on the hating board.
User avatar #223 to #222 - hauntzor ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
I have a DeviantART that I post my SFW **** on. I'm not very active one there as of recently though.
User avatar #224 to #223 - mayormilkman (08/16/2013) [-]
"SFW"
Tee hee. I've seen it before.
User avatar #217 - mayormilkman (08/01/2013) [-]
butts
#218 to #217 - hauntzor ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
You know my mother was a butt.
You know my mother was a butt.
User avatar #219 to #218 - mayormilkman (08/01/2013) [-]
what

I'm just posting "butts".
User avatar #216 - mayormilkman (07/09/2013) [-]
Newgrounds became eighteen a few days ago.
User avatar #213 - mayormilkman (05/28/2013) [-]
I wonder how long it will take for the below guy's images to get flagged...
User avatar #214 to #213 - hauntzor ONLINE (05/28/2013) [-]
I thought profile comments were anything-goes.
User avatar #215 to #214 - mayormilkman (05/28/2013) [-]
They haven't been for months.
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