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#337770 - I will never understand the reasoning behind sheer a…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/15/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +6
User avatar #337818 - levvy (11/15/2014) [-]
Most people when it comes to cars are like that.
#337794 - thebestpieever (11/15/2014) [-]
How are you supposed to turn that with your feet? You peasants have developed some truly interesting motor skills with your inferior vehicles.
User avatar #337790 - megasharkman (11/15/2014) [-]
There are always people that are smug about things that are more difficult to use. I. E. Linux, manual transmission, pc gaming, Souls series or any difficult video game, breastfeeding, fishing.....
User avatar #337781 - cycloneclone (11/15/2014) [-]
manuals are a pain in the ass
User avatar #337777 - ferrettamer (11/15/2014) [-]
To be fair that thing is ugly as shit.
User avatar #337776 - themanwithnoplan (11/15/2014) [-]
"The cons you mentioned for the manual transmission are not really cons, they mean that you can't drive it for shit. "

Harder, less convenient way = manlier
#45 - This commercial used to fill me with joy and … 11/14/2014 on And this is why he killed... +3
#99 - What the **** no I don't 11/14/2014 on we all need to be more like... 0
#138 - >way too many ******* vigors to use that are a… 11/14/2014 on thanks IGN :3 0
#120 - mmmmmm yeah  [+] (2 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Satisfying +5
User avatar #122 - infliictiion (11/13/2014) [-]
I sat and watched that gif for longer than i should have.
#121 - sanguinemybrother (11/13/2014) [-]
#29 - The music in the original video makes this so…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/12/2014 on sneaky sneaky +14
User avatar #67 - afjhahsdsl (11/12/2014) [-]
Those YT accounts with fedoras are real?
User avatar #38 - xxReaper (11/12/2014) [-]
Jesus fucking christ, those youtube comments. I'm scrolling around looking for comments about how amazing it is that these dogs are playing red light green light with each other, but my eyes get flooded with cancer instead.
User avatar #65 - ScottP (11/12/2014) [-]
Oh wow nevermind. It's not hatred. It's just pure unadulterated lymphoma
User avatar #64 - ScottP (11/12/2014) [-]
Yeah....YouTube comments are a cesspool of hatred as well. I think we tend to forget that.
#336201 - Seeing someone else's **** in the toilet and then…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/10/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
User avatar #336298 - rebornpooper (11/11/2014) [-]
>Seeing someone else's shit in the toilet and after a series of events no longer being hungry for the next several hours

FTFY!!!
#336208 - fishinyourface (11/10/2014) [-]
here, take this
#336204 - anonymous (11/10/2014) [-]
it's worse when someone leaves a shit in the toilet and there's no evidence of toilet paper.

so that means someone is possibly walking around with shitty underwear.
#336206 - anonymous (11/10/2014) [-]
Or dirty hands.
#335940 - ITT: disgusting **** you did as a kid that you're…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/10/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#336005 - fargfive (11/10/2014) [-]
I used to not change socks very often. That's the worst thing I remember doing.
You people are disgusting
User avatar #335970 - tvfreakuk (11/10/2014) [-]
When I was younger, I was terrified of getting out of bed at night - so if I needed to pee I would just stand up, pull down my pants, and piss on the bed, then lay in my piss
For ages it confused my mam as to how I was "peeing myself" in my sleep but not having any on my pants.
#335949 - furiousmarshmellow (11/10/2014) [-]
One, I went on a trash cleaning trip along a lake that the entire school was in it was that or write an essay about why to keep the environment clean and we were all supposed meet at a spot where the buses would come pick us up and take us to another place for lunch. Well, as I was riding on the bus, I had mucus built up in my nose. I had nowhere to sneeze, so I sucked it back down and it went into my mouth, and it built up along with saliva because I couldn't spit it out the window because we were moving and I didn't want it to land behind me on the bus back seats were full .

For 10-15 minutes, I held in a massive loogie in my mouth until we stopped at the place so I could spit it out.
User avatar #335942 - awesomerninjathing (11/10/2014) [-]
I used to take a dump behind curtains (like door curtains covering the balcony door)

I also did that at other peoples houses
#31 - I know what you're trying to say, and I think he was taking a … 11/06/2014 on ned +1
#334031 - "Keep Calm And- How about you suck my filthy cock  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#334210 - shadowallyx (11/06/2014) [-]
if your cock is filthy then clean it nigga, how the hell can you have a filthy cock, admit you have a filthy cock and do nothing about it? Clean that shit up.
#10 - Picture 11/04/2014 on King of the Hill +17
#133037 - Sounds alright. I'm looking for more harsh noise tho 11/03/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#133034 - Any noise fans on this site? I'm looking to expand my library…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/03/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#133086 - anonymous (11/03/2014) [-]
make it yourself, or turn on your tv from the 80's blasting the speakers, polarbear in snowstorm
User avatar #133053 - awesomerninjathing (11/03/2014) [-]
User avatar #133079 - shibe (11/03/2014) [-]
awesome quit posting this please
User avatar #133081 - awesomerninjathing (11/03/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #133036 - shibe (11/03/2014) [-]
Sunshine Has Blown - Muji Judith Wright Centre, Brisbane what do you think of this? It's not really noise, but it's nice EAI.
User avatar #133037 - hauntzor (11/03/2014) [-]
Sounds alright. I'm looking for more harsh noise tho
#333366 - That's what I was thinking. Today, my sociology professor was… 11/03/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#333338 - I hate how Election Day is tomorrow and I feel like a jackass …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/03/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #333344 - voltkills (11/03/2014) [-]
if you are in a solid rebublican state you may aswell not vote, you could just go vote for the democrat candidates but if they have 0 chance of winning there is no point.
User avatar #333366 - hauntzor (11/03/2014) [-]
That's what I was thinking. Today, my sociology professor was urging us to go out and vote tomorrow but I figure it's not worth using mine with the electoral college anyway (or is that only for presidential votes? I have no idea. Either way mine won't matter)
#84 - Professor of Advanced Surgery 11/02/2014 on Classic /b/ +5
#59 - Squirt master race  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2014 on Go big or go home +1
#63 - pinethrush (11/06/2014) [-]
#332836 - So Tumblr got a major interface change a couple days ago and o…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/02/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #332891 - plumpbooty (11/02/2014) [-]
tumblr's interface sucks balls anyway. You can't find a single fucking sauce.
User avatar #332842 - thebestpieever (11/02/2014) [-]
I go on tumblr every once in a while to see drawings and I really can't tell what the change has been -as in, I don't remember what it was like before- but that fucking page you linked is nauseating.
#332826 - just type in my name on e621 or rule34 and your curiosity will… 11/02/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#332791 - Haven't for awhile. I haven't been a fan of the show …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/02/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#332793 - anonymous (11/02/2014) [-]
i didn't know you did that
i'm actually curious now
User avatar #332826 - hauntzor (11/02/2014) [-]
just type in my name on e621 or rule34 and your curiosity will be mostly sated (they don't have all my stuff)
#332754 - I hate that I fapped immediately this morning when I woke up, …  [+] (8 new replies) 11/01/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#332771 - anonymous (11/02/2014) [-]
what
why would
it's literally useless
besides not masturbating for an entire month is a feat no matter what month it is
User avatar #332794 - nefarian (11/02/2014) [-]
>Literally useless
>Mango picture

Get outta here
User avatar #332756 - thebestpieever (11/01/2014) [-]
Don't you draw MLP porn?
User avatar #332791 - hauntzor (11/02/2014) [-]
Haven't for awhile.

I haven't been a fan of the show for a couple years now but I still draw it once in a blue moon just for yucks. I can never really get it to look right anyway.
#332793 - anonymous (11/02/2014) [-]
i didn't know you did that
i'm actually curious now
User avatar #332826 - hauntzor (11/02/2014) [-]
just type in my name on e621 or rule34 and your curiosity will be mostly sated (they don't have all my stuff)
User avatar #332760 - dumerveil (11/01/2014) [-]
That doesn't seem like a pertinent question.
Unless, you mean that it would be hard for him to complete No Fap November because of the fact that he draws porn, in which case yeah I guess. I do seem to remember him saying he mostly does it for commission and doesn't even like the stuff he draws.
User avatar #332762 - thebestpieever (11/01/2014) [-]
Yeah, that was my train of thought. I assumed that to create smut on a regular basis, you'd kinda have to enjoy smut a lot.
#11 - Because autism. No, that's really the reason most of … 11/01/2014 on Feeding a refrigerator +7
#332657 - GOD YES ALL OF THESE  [+] (1 new reply) 11/01/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +3
User avatar #332670 - nimba (11/01/2014) [-]
Isn't #5 essentially the same as women folk with their tits more or less out?
#332655 - >trying to microwave something quietly so no one wakes up …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/01/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +3
User avatar #332899 - microwaves (11/02/2014) [-]
Fuck you too.
#332654 - Apparently " ******* " is AAVE (African A…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/01/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #332664 - thebestpieever (11/01/2014) [-]
That's too many gentilics in one phrase.
User avatar #332734 - thechosentroll (11/01/2014) [-]
I just call it nigganeese for short.
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User avatar #330 - majormayor (12/26/2014) [-]
>tfw no more merry christmas time
User avatar #325 - majormayor (11/30/2014) [-]
How's life?
User avatar #326 to #325 - hauntzor (11/30/2014) [-]
It's k
User avatar #327 to #326 - majormayor (11/30/2014) [-]
Alright.
I am still in school. I wish I was less lazy just so I could get my work done already.
User avatar #328 to #327 - hauntzor (11/30/2014) [-]
I have two weeks left in my first semester. It's okay I guess.
User avatar #329 to #328 - majormayor (11/30/2014) [-]
I've got three weeks left. I think the third one is just two days, though. I have four days a week but for the next two I'll have to be there on the Fridays.
User avatar #324 to #323 - majormayor (10/15/2014) [-]
My job here is done.
User avatar #318 - majormayor (09/17/2014) [-]
Waste my time, uh, bro.
User avatar #319 to #318 - hauntzor (09/17/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCA3j9iEEnw&list=UUEW26Wv0nQX7fAtIk7cTJSw here's a kid with the voice of Ernie from Sesame Street reviewing and eating an entire frozen pizza
User avatar #321 to #319 - majormayor (09/17/2014) [-]
Oh man I had a good laugh.
User avatar #320 to #319 - majormayor (09/17/2014) [-]
Good Lord.
User avatar #314 - majormayor (08/01/2014) [-]
fat
User avatar #315 to #314 - hauntzor (08/01/2014) [-]
b-but muh genetix
User avatar #316 to #315 - majormayor (08/01/2014) [-]
I think I saw you post something kinda naughty here once. I have seen a few pictures that weren't meant to be seen by me.
User avatar #317 to #316 - hauntzor (08/01/2014) [-]
On my profile? Not recently, but I've been kinda active in the **** community.

User avatar #305 - majormayor (06/21/2014) [-]
You're trans now?
#306 to #305 - hauntzor (06/21/2014) [-]
Yeah.
Yeah.
User avatar #308 to #306 - majormayor (06/21/2014) [-]
When did you realize this? I don't think you brought that up until recently.
User avatar #309 to #308 - hauntzor (06/21/2014) [-]
Sometime earlier this year. I've been seeing a therapist recently to work things out though. I won't say that I have my entire identity figured out, but it's getting there.

I'm pretty gender-fluid at this point. I like identifying as a girl for most other situations not related to performing on some kind of stage. If it weren't for this deep voice of mine I would totally be okay with identifying as a woman 100% of the time.
User avatar #310 to #309 - majormayor (06/21/2014) [-]
lol okay then
Were you projecting this in the form of your futa art before?
User avatar #311 to #310 - hauntzor (06/21/2014) [-]
Nah not really
User avatar #312 to #311 - majormayor (06/21/2014) [-]
Hmm. I have been long aware of your sexuality. You have even shared pictures of yourself on here before.
User avatar #307 to #306 - hauntzor (06/21/2014) [-]
(unintentionally posts GIF that could also be construed as a literal interpretation of genderswapping)
User avatar #313 to #307 - majormayor (06/24/2014) [-]
On a side note, I have now realized that I have sorta surrounded myself with transwomen on this website.
User avatar #300 - revengeforfreeze (05/19/2014) [-]
there's a risk of us getting cancer
User avatar #301 to #300 - hauntzor (05/19/2014) [-]
do wha?
User avatar #302 to #301 - revengeforfreeze (05/19/2014) [-]
there's a possibility that we will get cancer in the future
: (
User avatar #303 to #302 - hauntzor (05/19/2014) [-]
well, realistically, everyone is at risk for cancer. It's just life.
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User avatar #297 to #296 - hauntzor (04/13/2014) [-]
Have them kiss, then run while they're distracted by love.
User avatar #298 to #297 - majormayor (04/13/2014) [-]
The power of selfcest!
User avatar #288 - revengeforfreeze (03/28/2014) [-]
Do you draw?
User avatar #289 to #288 - hauntzor (03/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, why?
User avatar #290 to #289 - revengeforfreeze (03/28/2014) [-]
I wanna see
#291 to #290 - hauntzor (03/28/2014) [-]
This is my most recent. Haven't been very active lately due to college.
User avatar #293 to #292 - hauntzor (03/28/2014) [-]
Thanks. Junji Ito's work has been a big inspiration for me recently.
User avatar #294 to #293 - revengeforfreeze (03/28/2014) [-]
No idea who that is tbh
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User avatar #263 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
I wonder if one of my friends whacked it to your art.
User avatar #264 to #263 - hauntzor (03/04/2014) [-]
oh?
User avatar #265 to #264 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure I already told you that I know about your smut.
User avatar #266 to #265 - hauntzor (03/04/2014) [-]
Yeah I knew that, how do you know that someone you know has fapped to it tho?
User avatar #267 to #266 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
It's just a random thought that came to mind. I bet shibe would like it.
User avatar #268 to #267 - shibe ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
like what
User avatar #269 to #268 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
His art.
User avatar #270 to #269 - shibe ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
i like art
#274 to #272 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
I bet you liked it.
User avatar #275 to #274 - shibe ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
uueuweuawhueiadauduwa ih
User avatar #276 to #275 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
What is this? What does this mean?
User avatar #277 to #276 - shibe ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
it means i didnt like it
User avatar #278 to #277 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
Oh. I thought you liked furry dicks.
User avatar #279 to #278 - shibe ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
i do


but that is not my style
User avatar #280 to #279 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
Hey Hauntzor, Shibby here doesn't like your style.
User avatar #282 to #280 - shibe ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
ya sorry hauntzor i may be a depressing kid but i like it nice and happy not with a style that depresses me even more
User avatar #283 to #282 - hauntzor (03/04/2014) [-]
what about it is depressing?
#285 to #283 - shibe ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
i'm not good with art criticism


but there is like a lot of dark moody colors in some of them that I guess depress me because they remind me of casseterecorder
User avatar #286 to #285 - hauntzor (03/04/2014) [-]
Yeah I see what you mean. I wasn't trying to criticize you or anything for not liking it but now I understand. I do like to use a lot of deep violets and blues.
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#261 to #260 - hauntzor (02/18/2014) [-]
Definitely not the worst I've seen of this kind of **** ; she's still kinda cute.

>those knees tho
User avatar #262 to #261 - majormayor (02/18/2014) [-]
I knew that you were gonna like it more than the others so far.
User avatar #257 - mayormilkman (12/23/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link

You got featured in this post.
User avatar #258 to #257 - hauntzor (12/23/2013) [-]
that made my heart race a little at first because I thought I was being publicly chastised at first, and that's one of my all-time worst fears. But it appears that they thumbed me up, so all appears well.
User avatar #259 to #258 - mayormilkman (12/23/2013) [-]
The FunnyJunk tag on Tumblr is mainly just content shared on there from here, but there is the occasional post that is about this place.
User avatar #247 - shibe ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
Wolf Eyes - Stabbed In the Face Thank you so much for getting me into wolf eyes.
User avatar #248 to #247 - hauntzor (12/01/2013) [-]
Nate Young - Comes Unbidden
No prob man. They're undoubtedly the most terrifying band I have ever listened to.

Aaron Dilloway and Nate Young also do a lot of solo work outside of the band. You should check them out also.
User avatar #249 to #248 - shibe ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
The Haxan Cloak - Excavation (Part 2) Dude

Dark Ambient

2spooks
User avatar #252 to #249 - hauntzor (12/01/2013) [-]
Prurient is also a good guy to listen to for that **** . The majority of his work besides this one is very noisy and harsh though. I might have shown you before.

Prurient - Let's Make A Slave
User avatar #253 to #252 - shibe ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
Gedankenexperiment - Experiment Defined [HQ] I'll listen to it in a sec.

Are you into any other electronic sub genres?
User avatar #255 to #253 - hauntzor (12/01/2013) [-]
I'm more of a metal fan at heart, but I enjoy some: drum'n'bass, power electronics, ambient and some acid. I don't go very deep though.

Squarepusher-Beepstreet
User avatar #256 to #255 - shibe ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
dude squarepusher is amazing

but he's breakcore/drill and bass

Venetian Snares - Pouncelciot
Renard - Forcing You Into My Life just look past who made this and what they associate themselves with and just listen to it. Trust me there is nothing furry about it at all.
Xanopticon - Constant (from "Liminal Space") this is more flashcore, but this genre came from breakcore so it doesn't matter.


www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNzxsOB2Q3g also this song is quite possibly one of the greatest electronic songs ever
User avatar #254 to #253 - shibe ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
I don't know why I group noise and dark ambient with electronic.

i'm sorry
#237 to #236 - hauntzor (10/24/2013) [-]
I am not a negro.  I am but a golden retriever.
I am not a negro. I am but a golden retriever.
User avatar #238 to #237 - mayormilkman (10/24/2013) [-]
I saw your smut.
#240 to #239 - mayormilkman (10/24/2013) [-]
It was not spectacular.
User avatar #241 to #240 - hauntzor (10/24/2013) [-]
It's cool

Not like I do it for a living or anything
User avatar #242 to #241 - mayormilkman (10/25/2013) [-]
Or do you?
#243 to #242 - hauntzor (10/25/2013) [-]
boy do I wish.
User avatar #244 to #243 - mayormilkman (10/25/2013) [-]
All I know is that furries have a lot of money to waste for some reason.
User avatar #245 to #244 - hauntzor (10/25/2013) [-]
I literally just got a note today asking what I was asking for in prices.

I told them that I didn't have a set list, but they replied that they wanted a guesstimate anyway. After I gave it to them ($25 being the most expensive for a shaded drawing w/ background) they said "eh, nevermind."
User avatar #246 to #245 - mayormilkman (10/25/2013) [-]
I've heard those suits are very expensive.
User avatar #235 - mayormilkman (10/06/2013) [-]
Mega Gardevoir has the poofiest dress ever.
User avatar #232 - zombiesnipertwo (09/28/2013) [-]
Hi friend
just 2 things...1: you should erase that **** from your profile wall (not that I care, I just dont want you banned)

2:I saw your art on e621 and made me remember you soo...

wassup?
User avatar #233 to #232 - hauntzor (09/28/2013) [-]
Noted. I was under the impression that profile commenting was free-range.

Thanks. :3
just working through college. Trying to draw smut when I can. Not much.
User avatar #234 to #233 - zombiesnipertwo (09/28/2013) [-]
nope...sadly it isn't save from rules

User avatar #225 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
Can you do me a favor?
User avatar #227 to #226 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
tuck me into bed pls
#228 to #227 - hauntzor (09/24/2013) [-]
k   
   
no bedtime stories this time though.  You're a big boy now.
k

no bedtime stories this time though. You're a big boy now.
User avatar #230 to #228 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
ngithy night
User avatar #229 to #228 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
alrighty then
User avatar #220 - mayormilkman (08/16/2013) [-]
Where do you post your art?
#221 to #220 - hauntzor (08/16/2013) [-]
why do you ask?
why do you ask?
User avatar #222 to #221 - mayormilkman (08/16/2013) [-]
I'm just wondering. I think you ranted about something related to it once on the hating board.
User avatar #223 to #222 - hauntzor (08/16/2013) [-]
I have a DeviantART that I post my SFW **** on. I'm not very active one there as of recently though.
User avatar #224 to #223 - mayormilkman (08/16/2013) [-]
"SFW"
Tee hee. I've seen it before.
User avatar #217 - mayormilkman (08/01/2013) [-]
butts
#218 to #217 - hauntzor (08/01/2013) [-]
You know my mother was a butt.
You know my mother was a butt.
User avatar #219 to #218 - mayormilkman (08/01/2013) [-]
what

I'm just posting "butts".
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