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|#430 - I haven't looked at your profile picture closely until just no… [+] (1 new reply)||01/22/2015 on ferrettamer's profile||0|
|#361024 - Older relative who isn't in college: "Are you enjoying yo… [+] (3 new replies)||01/22/2015 on Hating - file complaints,...||0|
#361123 - babybeel (01/22/2015) [-]
My mam is completely convinced uni/college is like on shitty american drama's. All drugs and drinking and sex all the fucking time.
"Do you go out drinking a lot?"
"No, I have classes and assignments. We don't get that much money"
"So you're not enjoying it?"
I'm sorry, what? Just because we don't go out every night doesn't mean we don't enjoy uni. And she asked how I made friends. I wasn't aware the only way to make friends was by both being smashed in some bar.
#361026 - tvfreakuk (01/22/2015) [-]
"How's classes? Everything okay?"
"Yeah, things have been fine, [short details about classes, some stuff about friends etc. usual stuff]"
"Is that it? Well, if you don't want to talk then I'll just call another time."
Like, my mam calls me every few days and she asks me the exact same question to which I can only give a limited answer because nothing much changes over a few days for me.
|#360651 - Yeah I think he handled that legal thing okay, but I really wi… [+] (1 new reply)||01/21/2015 on Hating - file complaints,...||+2|
|#360637 - "My jam" You didn't write this song, you …||01/20/2015 on Hating - file complaints,...||0|
|#360636 - I hate The Oatmeal. The creator's stuff just isn't fu… [+] (10 new replies)||01/20/2015 on Hating - file complaints,...||+4|
|#360609 - How? Because it's just one word being spoken? It's c… [+] (1 new reply)||01/20/2015 on Hating - file complaints,...||0|
|#360605 - I hate GIFs like this that loop for one second because my brai… [+] (3 new replies)||01/20/2015 on Hating - file complaints,...||+2|
|#130 - God I miss classic meme comics like this Three panels…||01/19/2015 on Demon Turd.||0|
|#360293 - People who don't cover their mouths when coughing/sneezing||01/19/2015 on Hating - file complaints,...||+3|
|#360272 - My friend enjoys playing as "Spyper". In ot… [+] (1 new reply)||01/19/2015 on Hating - file complaints,...||+1|
|#360232 - I hate how I still can't play Spy for **** after five y… [+] (5 new replies)||01/19/2015 on Hating - file complaints,...||0|
|#360100 - The replies bitching about this guy's spelling in hi… [+] (1 new reply)||01/18/2015 on Hating - file complaints,...||+1|
|#360078 - y u no post-microwave hardcore [+] (1 new reply)||01/18/2015 on Hating - file complaints,...||0|
|#360077 - I hate that it ended without knowing whether or not Bill was t… [+] (1 new reply)||01/18/2015 on Hating - file complaints,...||0|
#360180 - anonymous (01/19/2015) [-]
From what I hear, they had intended to keep Bill and Kahn's mother together, but decided to keep him sad and lonely.
|#32 - If those penny-stamping machines are illegal then why is there… [+] (1 new reply)||01/18/2015 on Tumblr Comp 5||0|
|#1153586 - Just now got around to playing Dead Island and I've only passe… [+] (30 new replies)||01/18/2015 on Video Games Board - console...||0|
#1153605 - anonymous (01/18/2015) [-]
like if saints row had a weird fun charm
#1153604 - volero (01/18/2015) [-]
I enjoyed taking on hordes of zombies by myself. Made things much more fun.
Name a dumb quest that wouldn't be realistic for the situation they're in. They need food, water, communication, meds, etc. The only dumb one was collecting that teddy bear for that woman.
The combat was great. It felt like you were actually hitting things rather than just going through them like in games like the Elder Scrolls
As long as it's not cringe worthy like Dust, I don't care about voice acting.
The graphics weren't THAT bad.
#1153615 - alexanderburns (01/18/2015) [-]
Meanwhile all the characters refer to you as a group and you're four people in cutscenes.
>Name a dumb quest that wouldn't be realistic for the situation they're in. They need food, water, communication, meds, etc.
-getting juice boxes and only juice boxes
-making the invincible truck more invincible
-save girl who brought supplies to the murderous rapists who told everyone that they're murderous rapists
-go fight big kongobongo zombie in kongobongo coliseum
-I need CHAMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAGNE. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
-I can't even remember half of them because the game is so forgettable
Yeah, it felt like I was hitting things. But those things weren't zombies. More like some kind of shambling cereal. Then get out my Borderlands gunplay cus that's so great.
#1153617 - volero (01/18/2015) [-]
-It may be the only available drink. It's pretty obvious by the time they make it to the life guard station a lot of the place has been looted and destroyed.
-Why not make a truck more armored? It's a life and death situation, so why not?
-She's naive and young. It's not the first time this kind of thing happened in a game.
-That quest takes a grand total of 2 minutes and is constant fighting. Plus it's a tradition of the tribe, so it's not like it's arbitrary and forced.
-That's a completely optional, repeatable, quest and is just there to give you resources. Just about every RPG has something like that.
I'm not sure what the fuck shambling cereal even means considering it's a inanimate object, so I can't really retort that point.
So I suppose games that don't have the graphical fidelity of the time are automatically shit. GG almost every indie game ever created. Plus, this is totally opinion based.
#1153618 - alexanderburns (01/18/2015) [-]
-yes, the 8 juice boxes in the gas staion with like 100 juice boxes in it are the only possible things one could take. You really don't get the point. He Sinamoi says that people are starving and you got take 8 juice boxes from a place bursting with juice boxes. You turn in the quest and he says "Thanks for the food." You immediately talk to him again and he starts with "WE'RE OUT OF FOOD." You go downstairs and the 8 juice boxes are still sitting there. IT'S FUCKING STUPID AS SHIT.
-THE TRUCK IT ALREADY 100% INVINCIBLE. YOU DO NOT NEED TO SPEND TIME AND RESOURCES PUTTING ARMOUR ON SOMETHING THAT IS INVINCIBLE. IT'S FUCKING STUPID AS SHIT. PUT THE ARMOR ON SOMETHING THAT ISN'T INVINCIBLE.
-Being naive and young does not explain or excuse one from delievering themselves and supplies to someone who very clearly ensured them that they would be murdered and/or raped if they came near. That isn't young naivety, that's being STUPID AS SHIT
-It's arbitrary and forced that you have to fucking go there and do it an IT'S STUPID AS SHIT that the guy is 12 feet tall
It means they're shit enemies that are completely unsatisfying to kill. Only satisfying thing was cutting of the heads of sprinters right when they got to you. Normal zombies were boring, thugs were just a pain, rammers were boring and a pain, suiciders are extra boring, the stabby arm guys were boring plus some extra health, and boring is not a strong enough word to describe fighting the people in the game.
Nice stretch, but that aint at all what I said. Games that have ugly graphics have ugly graphics.
#1153631 - volero (01/18/2015) [-]
-If I remember correctly, it's a bank truck. They modify it so they can hit things without worrying, because the front is still vulnerable. Plus, the windows would be breakable with enough force. A thug or two could break one easy considering one swing from them sends the player back at least 7 feet.
-It's pretty obvious from the start she has a "save everyone you can" attitude.
-Well you're trying to find a cure for whatever it was, and the scientist believes that it's from the indigenous people. Which is literally the only lead the people in the game have to go on. They don't have much of a choice. It's a boss battle, what do you expect?
I always found creative ways to kill them. Flying kicks off a cliff, drowning them, setting them on fire, trying to cut off as many limbs as you could, electrocuting them, etc. Just because you couldn't find enjoyment in it, doesn't mean there was none to be had.
Sooo, every game in 2006 had ugly graphics? I'm not entirely sure what you're trying to say. Just say that the graphics are bad rather than trying to make some half-ass metaphor for it.
#1153638 - alexanderburns (01/18/2015) [-]
YOU GET 16 WHEN THERE ARE LIKE 100 OF THEM IN THE DAMN PLACE. STUPID. YOUR TRUCK CAN FIT FOUR. AND THAT'S NOT STACKING ANY BECAUSE IT'S STUPID.
-YOU REMEMBER INCORRECTLY BECAUSE THE THING IS 100%, COMPLETELY FUCKING INVINCIBLE LIKE I JUST SAID. NOTHING COULD EASILY BREAK ANYTHING ABOUT IT BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING INDESTRUCTIBLE.
-IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS THAT SHE'S FUCKING RETARDED
-I DON'T EXPECT STUPIDLY GIANT BLACK PEOPLE ZOMBIES. THEY JUST MADE A REGULAR MODEL RIDICULOUSLY TALL. THAT'S STUPID.
THOSE WAYS ARE NOT CREATIVE. THEY'RE STAPLE METHODS OF KILLING THINGS. ESPECIALLY ZOMBIES
THE 2006 GRAPHICS ARE BAD BECAUSE IT CAME OUT YEARS AFTER 2006
IT DOES NOT GET CLEARER THAN ALL CAPS
#1153646 - alexanderburns (01/18/2015) [-]
Are you actually talking about a comeback not being good after "you're wrong" and "Shhh, it's okay. It's time for baby to go night night"? Along with the bunch of arguments that covered nothing?
Jesus Fucking Christ, no wonder you don't see how stupid Dead Island quests are.
|#359674 - >games that give you achievements for completing parts of t… [+] (20 new replies)||01/17/2015 on Hating - file complaints,...||+1|
#359722 - babybeel (01/17/2015) [-]
Plus to be fair that doesnt bother me that much as long as its not the only achievements in the game. Like Walking Dead. Its not hard at all to finish chapters, most the time you're watching and pressing any button, there's not really any point to having achievements there at all in my opinion.
|#341 - I recognize your username at least Why the sudden pro… [+] (1 new reply)||01/17/2015 on hauntzor's profile||0|
|#339 - I think I see you on /hating/ sometimes? [+] (3 new replies)||01/17/2015 on hauntzor's profile||0|
|#337 - Who dat [+] (5 new replies)||01/17/2015 on hauntzor's profile||0|
|#359457 - Yeah I read about that too. The lubricant contained capsaicin… [+] (1 new reply)||01/16/2015 on Hating - file complaints,...||0|
|#359444 - so THIS just happened to me and I'm at least relieved that ot… [+] (5 new replies)||01/16/2015 on Hating - file complaints,...||+2|
#359453 - foreveranonymous (01/16/2015) [-]
I can't even say I'm surprised. There was some thing a few years back about a type of condom (or maybe it was lube I don't remember) that had some sort of heating lubricant on it, except it felt like a fucking chili pepper on your dick or vag. Do they even test this shit or what? Seriously, that's fucked
#359457 - hauntzor (01/16/2015) [-]
Yeah I read about that too. The lubricant contained capsaicin, which is the chemical compound that makes peppers spicy.
It pisses me off because I REALLY expect more from a well-established company like Trojan. You'd think they would do lots of testing on their shit.
|#72 - "And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking p…||01/15/2015 on Cream?||+1|
|#334 - Can't really say. I'd speculate that it was due to me spen… [+] (1 new reply)||01/14/2015 on hauntzor's profile||0|
|#332 - Good times. Less confusing times. [+] (3 new replies)||01/14/2015 on hauntzor's profile||0|