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Date Signed Up:6/18/2011
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#950 - Thank you anon, for your thoughtful input 12/09/2011 on Comp of my art 0
#934 - Wow, you're really ******* good. Like seri…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/09/2011 on Comp of my art -2
#946 - anonymous (12/09/2011) [-]
this talent wasent given by god. That person worked hard for years to earn that skill. shut the fuck up.
#950 - hauntzor (12/09/2011) [-]
Thank you anon, for your thoughtful input
#425 - You say that like it's bad 12/09/2011 on Dream gf +71
#165 - I haven't played Skyrim so this is who I automatically thought… 12/09/2011 on Haelga is Kinky as Fuck +8
#127 - Please for the love of God send it Then if you get a reply,… 12/09/2011 on PETA +3
#417 - At least with FunnyJunk you get actual comments and not favori…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/08/2011 on Some of my drawings -2
#419 - mrcheekyface (12/08/2011) [-]
#423 - recordian (12/08/2011) [-]
#425 - mrcheekyface (12/08/2011) [-]
#427 - mrcheekyface (12/08/2011) [-]
#433 - recordian (12/08/2011) [-]
It's so...so.. beautiful song!
#416 - Here's an older drawing of mine that I'm particularly proud of. 12/08/2011 on Some of my drawings +10
#89 - He means the pic is mirrored on the Xbox controller. The co…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2011 on We all know that feel 0
User avatar #91 - funnyisntjunk (12/08/2011) [-]
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Oh yeaaah! Sorry, I didn't realise it! xD
#86 - Why I've gained all this weight 12/08/2011 on We all know that feel +2
#84 - This version was only sold in Russia 12/08/2011 on While playing Yellow. +7
#83 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2011 on While playing Yellow. +17
#90 - neongoldfish (12/08/2011) [-]
#67 - Y-you think we look what? 12/08/2011 on Stupider than this? +1
#66 - What if the owner of that page really is gay and it was…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/08/2011 on Stupider than this? +138
#89 - iamnebula (12/08/2011) [-]
Her face when..
#68 - captnpl (12/08/2011) [-]
I think that's a woman.
#279 - His name is Harold Camping. He's made two predictions this … 12/08/2011 on 22B conspiracy keanu 0
#273 - Sensible Christians unite!  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2011 on 22B conspiracy keanu +8
#277 - tuesdayscoming (12/08/2011) [-]
Nice to know there are others out there!
#270 - OUR BULLET BILLS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2011 on 22B conspiracy keanu +4
#300 - brokenbullet (12/08/2011) [-]
Then we will fight in the shade
#261 - True, we're never going to run out of doomsday dates to throw …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/08/2011 on 22B conspiracy keanu 0
#276 - anonymous (12/08/2011) [-]
So far? Four or five, methinks. I know he made two predictions this year (Or last year?) and he's made at least two or three others before that. What was that guys name, anyway? I've forgotten what he looks like
User avatar #279 - hauntzor (12/08/2011) [-]
His name is Harold Camping.
He's made two predictions this year, both past. May 21st, and when that one proved to be bogus, he moved it to October 21st.

He's made at least two others back in the 90's, but after the last one he publicly announced he's given it up.
#249 - I'm going to be so glad when this stupid 2012 hype is over.  [+] (9 new replies) 12/08/2011 on 22B conspiracy keanu +24
#278 - HighlyHumble (12/08/2011) [-]
I sit and wait....
#259 - anonymous (12/08/2011) [-]
No, no, they're just move the date we all die on along a bit. Remember that rumour that in 2000, all computers would fail and planes would fall from the sky? Remember that Christian dude who's predicted the date of Rapture, and said he had "Made a mistake in his calculations" each time? There were more "The world is doomed" dates, but I can't remember any before 2000 (Before my time, man :O)

Basically, as soon as 2013 rolls around, the Aztecs will suddenly have miscalculated and the world will, in fact, end in 2022 ¬_¬ We're never going to escape people whom guess the end of the world
#261 - hauntzor (12/08/2011) [-]
True, we're never going to run out of doomsday dates to throw around.

But that's not to say that I'm starting to take them seriously less and less each time.
Which brings the question, how many rapture dates does the average man live through, I wonder?
#276 - anonymous (12/08/2011) [-]
So far? Four or five, methinks. I know he made two predictions this year (Or last year?) and he's made at least two or three others before that. What was that guys name, anyway? I've forgotten what he looks like
User avatar #279 - hauntzor (12/08/2011) [-]
His name is Harold Camping.
He's made two predictions this year, both past. May 21st, and when that one proved to be bogus, he moved it to October 21st.

He's made at least two others back in the 90's, but after the last one he publicly announced he's given it up.
User avatar #256 - yankadoodleshit (12/08/2011) [-]
Nope, because now christians have predicted it in 2013 too.
Oh, you gotta love the people in this world.
User avatar #265 - tuesdayscoming (12/08/2011) [-]
"No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father" (Mark 13:32-33). Those people aren't real Christians. They give the rest of us a bad name.
#273 - hauntzor (12/08/2011) [-]
Sensible Christians unite!
#277 - tuesdayscoming (12/08/2011) [-]
Nice to know there are others out there!
#219 - Hey Cosmo Super toilet  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2011 on Still a better love story... +32
User avatar #231 - danster (12/08/2011) [-]
Hey Cosmo

pudding
#195 - Picture 12/08/2011 on Pooh who? +1
#194 - For those of you thinking "I kinda want to see this movie…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/08/2011 on Pooh who? +12
#201 - yuukoku (12/08/2011) [-]
It's good that they didn't make it 3D or any other stupid crap.

sounds like a cool story might wanna see it with my brother though he may think it's questionable...
#209 - anonymous (12/08/2011) [-]
I dragged it, got a picture of a dude holding his wrist in a "Must not fap" sorta way, with a lil' bubble coming from his hand with the face in :) What did you other guys get?
User avatar #211 - yuukoku (12/08/2011) [-]
keep getting the manga comic o_o
#484 - Search "lesbian spider" in the FJ search, should be … 12/08/2011 on i fucking hate 12 year olds 0
#481 - **** YEA '94s UNITE 12/08/2011 on i fucking hate 12 year olds +5
#335 - Picture 12/08/2011 on NOT A NIGGER +4
#283 - THIS ISN'T MY SWEATER  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2011 on Cat like to be in the BOX +9
User avatar #288 - ShadoH (12/08/2011) [-]
lol i was thinking either "too much want" or "well fuck" XD
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User avatar #325 - majormayor (11/30/2014) [-]
How's life?
User avatar #326 to #325 - hauntzor (11/30/2014) [-]
It's k
User avatar #327 to #326 - majormayor (11/30/2014) [-]
Alright.
I am still in school. I wish I was less lazy just so I could get my work done already.
User avatar #328 to #327 - hauntzor (11/30/2014) [-]
I have two weeks left in my first semester. It's okay I guess.
User avatar #329 to #328 - majormayor (11/30/2014) [-]
I've got three weeks left. I think the third one is just two days, though. I have four days a week but for the next two I'll have to be there on the Fridays.
User avatar #324 to #323 - majormayor (10/15/2014) [-]
My job here is done.
User avatar #318 - majormayor (09/17/2014) [-]
Waste my time, uh, bro.
User avatar #319 to #318 - hauntzor (09/17/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCA3j9iEEnw&list=UUEW26Wv0nQX7fAtIk7cTJSw here's a kid with the voice of Ernie from Sesame Street reviewing and eating an entire frozen pizza
User avatar #321 to #319 - majormayor (09/17/2014) [-]
Oh man I had a good laugh.
User avatar #320 to #319 - majormayor (09/17/2014) [-]
Good Lord.
User avatar #314 - majormayor (08/01/2014) [-]
fat
User avatar #315 to #314 - hauntzor (08/01/2014) [-]
b-but muh genetix
User avatar #316 to #315 - majormayor (08/01/2014) [-]
I think I saw you post something kinda naughty here once. I have seen a few pictures that weren't meant to be seen by me.
User avatar #317 to #316 - hauntzor (08/01/2014) [-]
On my profile? Not recently, but I've been kinda active in the **** community.

User avatar #305 - majormayor (06/21/2014) [-]
You're trans now?
#306 to #305 - hauntzor (06/21/2014) [-]
Yeah.
Yeah.
User avatar #308 to #306 - majormayor (06/21/2014) [-]
When did you realize this? I don't think you brought that up until recently.
User avatar #309 to #308 - hauntzor (06/21/2014) [-]
Sometime earlier this year. I've been seeing a therapist recently to work things out though. I won't say that I have my entire identity figured out, but it's getting there.

I'm pretty gender-fluid at this point. I like identifying as a girl for most other situations not related to performing on some kind of stage. If it weren't for this deep voice of mine I would totally be okay with identifying as a woman 100% of the time.
User avatar #310 to #309 - majormayor (06/21/2014) [-]
lol okay then
Were you projecting this in the form of your futa art before?
User avatar #311 to #310 - hauntzor (06/21/2014) [-]
Nah not really
User avatar #312 to #311 - majormayor (06/21/2014) [-]
Hmm. I have been long aware of your sexuality. You have even shared pictures of yourself on here before.
User avatar #307 to #306 - hauntzor (06/21/2014) [-]
(unintentionally posts GIF that could also be construed as a literal interpretation of genderswapping)
User avatar #313 to #307 - majormayor (06/24/2014) [-]
On a side note, I have now realized that I have sorta surrounded myself with transwomen on this website.
User avatar #300 - revengeforfreeze (05/19/2014) [-]
there's a risk of us getting cancer
User avatar #301 to #300 - hauntzor (05/19/2014) [-]
do wha?
User avatar #302 to #301 - revengeforfreeze (05/19/2014) [-]
there's a possibility that we will get cancer in the future
: (
User avatar #303 to #302 - hauntzor (05/19/2014) [-]
well, realistically, everyone is at risk for cancer. It's just life.
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User avatar #297 to #296 - hauntzor (04/13/2014) [-]
Have them kiss, then run while they're distracted by love.
User avatar #298 to #297 - majormayor (04/13/2014) [-]
The power of selfcest!
User avatar #288 - revengeforfreeze (03/28/2014) [-]
Do you draw?
User avatar #289 to #288 - hauntzor (03/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, why?
User avatar #290 to #289 - revengeforfreeze (03/28/2014) [-]
I wanna see
#291 to #290 - hauntzor (03/28/2014) [-]
This is my most recent. Haven't been very active lately due to college.
User avatar #293 to #292 - hauntzor (03/28/2014) [-]
Thanks. Junji Ito's work has been a big inspiration for me recently.
User avatar #294 to #293 - revengeforfreeze (03/28/2014) [-]
No idea who that is tbh
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User avatar #263 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
I wonder if one of my friends whacked it to your art.
User avatar #264 to #263 - hauntzor (03/04/2014) [-]
oh?
User avatar #265 to #264 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure I already told you that I know about your smut.
User avatar #266 to #265 - hauntzor (03/04/2014) [-]
Yeah I knew that, how do you know that someone you know has fapped to it tho?
User avatar #267 to #266 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
It's just a random thought that came to mind. I bet shibe would like it.
User avatar #268 to #267 - shibe ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
like what
User avatar #269 to #268 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
His art.
User avatar #270 to #269 - shibe ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
i like art
#274 to #272 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
I bet you liked it.
User avatar #275 to #274 - shibe ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
uueuweuawhueiadauduwa ih
User avatar #276 to #275 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
What is this? What does this mean?
User avatar #277 to #276 - shibe ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
it means i didnt like it
User avatar #278 to #277 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
Oh. I thought you liked furry dicks.
User avatar #279 to #278 - shibe ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
i do


but that is not my style
User avatar #280 to #279 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
Hey Hauntzor, Shibby here doesn't like your style.
User avatar #282 to #280 - shibe ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
ya sorry hauntzor i may be a depressing kid but i like it nice and happy not with a style that depresses me even more
User avatar #283 to #282 - hauntzor (03/04/2014) [-]
what about it is depressing?
#285 to #283 - shibe ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
i'm not good with art criticism


but there is like a lot of dark moody colors in some of them that I guess depress me because they remind me of casseterecorder
User avatar #286 to #285 - hauntzor (03/04/2014) [-]
Yeah I see what you mean. I wasn't trying to criticize you or anything for not liking it but now I understand. I do like to use a lot of deep violets and blues.
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#261 to #260 - hauntzor (02/18/2014) [-]
Definitely not the worst I've seen of this kind of **** ; she's still kinda cute.

>those knees tho
User avatar #262 to #261 - majormayor (02/18/2014) [-]
I knew that you were gonna like it more than the others so far.
User avatar #257 - mayormilkman (12/23/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link

You got featured in this post.
User avatar #258 to #257 - hauntzor (12/23/2013) [-]
that made my heart race a little at first because I thought I was being publicly chastised at first, and that's one of my all-time worst fears. But it appears that they thumbed me up, so all appears well.
User avatar #259 to #258 - mayormilkman (12/23/2013) [-]
The FunnyJunk tag on Tumblr is mainly just content shared on there from here, but there is the occasional post that is about this place.
User avatar #247 - shibe ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
Wolf Eyes - Stabbed In the Face Thank you so much for getting me into wolf eyes.
User avatar #248 to #247 - hauntzor (12/01/2013) [-]
Nate Young - Comes Unbidden
No prob man. They're undoubtedly the most terrifying band I have ever listened to.

Aaron Dilloway and Nate Young also do a lot of solo work outside of the band. You should check them out also.
User avatar #249 to #248 - shibe ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
The Haxan Cloak - Excavation (Part 2) Dude

Dark Ambient

2spooks
User avatar #252 to #249 - hauntzor (12/01/2013) [-]
Prurient is also a good guy to listen to for that **** . The majority of his work besides this one is very noisy and harsh though. I might have shown you before.

Prurient - Let's Make A Slave
User avatar #253 to #252 - shibe ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
Gedankenexperiment - Experiment Defined [HQ] I'll listen to it in a sec.

Are you into any other electronic sub genres?
User avatar #255 to #253 - hauntzor (12/01/2013) [-]
I'm more of a metal fan at heart, but I enjoy some: drum'n'bass, power electronics, ambient and some acid. I don't go very deep though.

Squarepusher-Beepstreet
User avatar #256 to #255 - shibe ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
dude squarepusher is amazing

but he's breakcore/drill and bass

Venetian Snares - Pouncelciot
Renard - Forcing You Into My Life just look past who made this and what they associate themselves with and just listen to it. Trust me there is nothing furry about it at all.
Xanopticon - Constant (from "Liminal Space") this is more flashcore, but this genre came from breakcore so it doesn't matter.


www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNzxsOB2Q3g also this song is quite possibly one of the greatest electronic songs ever
User avatar #254 to #253 - shibe ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
I don't know why I group noise and dark ambient with electronic.

i'm sorry
#237 to #236 - hauntzor (10/24/2013) [-]
I am not a negro.  I am but a golden retriever.
I am not a negro. I am but a golden retriever.
User avatar #238 to #237 - mayormilkman (10/24/2013) [-]
I saw your smut.
#240 to #239 - mayormilkman (10/24/2013) [-]
It was not spectacular.
User avatar #241 to #240 - hauntzor (10/24/2013) [-]
It's cool

Not like I do it for a living or anything
User avatar #242 to #241 - mayormilkman (10/25/2013) [-]
Or do you?
#243 to #242 - hauntzor (10/25/2013) [-]
boy do I wish.
User avatar #244 to #243 - mayormilkman (10/25/2013) [-]
All I know is that furries have a lot of money to waste for some reason.
User avatar #245 to #244 - hauntzor (10/25/2013) [-]
I literally just got a note today asking what I was asking for in prices.

I told them that I didn't have a set list, but they replied that they wanted a guesstimate anyway. After I gave it to them ($25 being the most expensive for a shaded drawing w/ background) they said "eh, nevermind."
User avatar #246 to #245 - mayormilkman (10/25/2013) [-]
I've heard those suits are very expensive.
User avatar #235 - mayormilkman (10/06/2013) [-]
Mega Gardevoir has the poofiest dress ever.
User avatar #232 - zombiesnipertwo (09/28/2013) [-]
Hi friend
just 2 things...1: you should erase that **** from your profile wall (not that I care, I just dont want you banned)

2:I saw your art on e621 and made me remember you soo...

wassup?
User avatar #233 to #232 - hauntzor (09/28/2013) [-]
Noted. I was under the impression that profile commenting was free-range.

Thanks. :3
just working through college. Trying to draw smut when I can. Not much.
User avatar #234 to #233 - zombiesnipertwo (09/28/2013) [-]
nope...sadly it isn't save from rules

User avatar #225 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
Can you do me a favor?
User avatar #227 to #226 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
tuck me into bed pls
#228 to #227 - hauntzor (09/24/2013) [-]
k   
   
no bedtime stories this time though.  You're a big boy now.
k

no bedtime stories this time though. You're a big boy now.
User avatar #230 to #228 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
ngithy night
User avatar #229 to #228 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
alrighty then
User avatar #220 - mayormilkman (08/16/2013) [-]
Where do you post your art?
#221 to #220 - hauntzor (08/16/2013) [-]
why do you ask?
why do you ask?
User avatar #222 to #221 - mayormilkman (08/16/2013) [-]
I'm just wondering. I think you ranted about something related to it once on the hating board.
User avatar #223 to #222 - hauntzor (08/16/2013) [-]
I have a DeviantART that I post my SFW **** on. I'm not very active one there as of recently though.
User avatar #224 to #223 - mayormilkman (08/16/2013) [-]
"SFW"
Tee hee. I've seen it before.
User avatar #217 - mayormilkman (08/01/2013) [-]
butts
#218 to #217 - hauntzor (08/01/2013) [-]
You know my mother was a butt.
You know my mother was a butt.
User avatar #219 to #218 - mayormilkman (08/01/2013) [-]
what

I'm just posting "butts".
User avatar #216 - mayormilkman (07/09/2013) [-]
Newgrounds became eighteen a few days ago.
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