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Date Signed Up:6/18/2011
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#345927 - Spending more than $20 at once actually hurts me …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/06/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #345928 - bladeboy (12/06/2014) [-]
Spending five dollars on lunch physically makes me cringe.
User avatar #345929 - dalokan (12/06/2014) [-]
**dalokan tips menorah**
User avatar #345931 - bladeboy (12/06/2014) [-]
Donate your shekels so I can fund a kosher grocery store
#44 - hnnngggg that's so cute 12/06/2014 on Breaking up with Boo +20
#65508 - I hate how I NEVER know what I want a character's limbs to be … 12/05/2014 on Drawing & Art - drawing... +1
#345709 - **** i know i know I get sucked into the…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #345712 - dalokan (12/05/2014) [-]
>12/5/2014 1:51:15 PM

>Still using Yahoo
#345687 - Besides the face mask, most of these products are ju…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/05/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #345691 - cycloneclone (12/05/2014) [-]
>click bait articles
User avatar #345709 - hauntzor (12/05/2014) [-]
fuck i know i know

I get sucked into them whenever I go to check my email

inb4 >2014 >using Yahoo! Mail
User avatar #345712 - dalokan (12/05/2014) [-]
>12/5/2014 1:51:15 PM

>Still using Yahoo
#345667 - The point is that he definitely should NOT have put him in any… 12/05/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#345612 - **** 12/05/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#345571 - Parents who talk about having kids like they're collectibles o… 12/05/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +3
#345025 - I hate it too but why is it a bad comparison, exactly?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #345032 - KINGOFTHESTARS (12/03/2014) [-]
We know santa's origins. We know santa isnt a real person.
Historically speaking, santa is new as hell.

I will say this though, it is a great troll method because they can compare the two well. However they do not take into acclunt that man knows that man knows that man created santa
#344746 - "hyuck hyuck welp i guess global WARMING's a lie then&quo… 12/02/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#344745 - I wish I had the balls to call out all my teenage mom friends …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/02/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
User avatar #344748 - thebestpieever (12/02/2014) [-]
Is there such a thing as a pretty baby?
User avatar #344752 - lulzformalaysiaair (12/02/2014) [-]
Only cute or uncute.
#344733 - Picture 12/02/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#58 - When I saw the black stormtrooper come up, I literally thought…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2014 on MFW new Star Wars +11
#92 - anonymous (12/02/2014) [-]
It's because blacks aren't real people. KKK for life niggaz!
#344489 - you can draw TONS of **** besides people, bro …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #344491 - thebestpieever (12/02/2014) [-]
Mmmm sure, I guess. I guess I would like to draw animals when I learn to draw because I want to draw cute things, but that's me.
#344476 - Oh. I wasn't paying attention until then. 12/02/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#344462 - I guarantee you she probably wouldn't have gotten to this leve…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/02/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #344468 - leonhardt (12/02/2014) [-]
She had like 3 posts on the FP before that one though
User avatar #344476 - hauntzor (12/02/2014) [-]
Oh. I wasn't paying attention until then.
#344459 - There's this one popular post on Tumblr and it's a gif set of …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/02/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#344731 - wtfmana (12/02/2014) [-]
Link?
User avatar #344490 - shibe (12/02/2014) [-]
fuck bugs


torture them, kill them


get rid of them
User avatar #344473 - thebestpieever (12/02/2014) [-]
I'm not saying I don't kill them all the same, but yeah. Lately I've been thinking why is it that I feel so justified in stomping the shit out of insects when I feel like shit if I accidentally step on a dog.
#344413 - I really hate this standard that seems to have been set in pla…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/01/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #344483 - thebestpieever (12/02/2014) [-]
What would you rather be drawing if not people? Landscapes?
User avatar #344489 - hauntzor (12/02/2014) [-]
you can draw TONS of shit besides people, bro

monsters
buildings
animals
landscapes
machinery
textures

all kinds of subjects that you can interpret in any style you want to and in any creative compositions. It kind of saddens me how many artists feel limited to drawing their own species just because every other popular artist does it and not because they actually enjoy doing it.
User avatar #344491 - thebestpieever (12/02/2014) [-]
Mmmm sure, I guess. I guess I would like to draw animals when I learn to draw because I want to draw cute things, but that's me.
User avatar #344429 - adunsaveme (12/02/2014) [-]
seems to be a lot of different standards to what's considered 'good' though
User avatar #344418 - babybeel (12/02/2014) [-]
I have the opposite problem. I was told I need to improve on backgrounds and landscapes otherwise the art is 'boring', but I suck at it and don't have time to practise.
User avatar #344416 - rebornpooper (12/01/2014) [-]
Draw people pooping.
#344380 - Why can't you solve a redneck crime? The DNA is all … 12/01/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#344080 - "kids react" "old people react" &q…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/01/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +5
User avatar #344093 - cycloneclone (12/01/2014) [-]
EPIC RAPE PRANK IN THE HOOD GONE WRONG
#344088 - ohemgeezus (12/01/2014) [-]
#344074 - Unboxing videos have to be the most uninspired, boring excuses…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/01/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
User avatar #344103 - thebestpieever (12/01/2014) [-]
They're like vicarious shopping for poor people.
User avatar #344100 - aoeui (12/01/2014) [-]
sometimes they're neat
User avatar #344089 - tvfreakuk (12/01/2014) [-]
From what I understand of it, it's more like advertisement in exchange for free stuff.
Often times when I've seen unboxing videos of stuff, the people say that they offered to unbox it for the company and they sent them [product]
It's just an easy way to get towards a person's "loyal subscribers" and stuff.
User avatar #344077 - lobselvith (12/01/2014) [-]
Reaction videos are just as stupid and pointless.

"lol hey guys watch me make staggeringly retarded facial expressions and cringey jokes for five minutes straight. Haha don't forget to subscribe!"
User avatar #344278 - thechosentroll (12/01/2014) [-]
Well, depends. If it's someone who's actually funny, who's reacting to something and cracking jokes on the spot, or someone whos' opinion you give a rats' ass about, giving their first impressions and views, it can be non-shit.
#344183 - furiousmarshmellow (12/01/2014) [-]
YFW They made a reaction video to the Newtown shooting
#344080 - hauntzor (12/01/2014) [-]
"kids react"
"old people react"
"my friend's mom reacts"
"my goldfish reacts"
User avatar #344093 - cycloneclone (12/01/2014) [-]
EPIC RAPE PRANK IN THE HOOD GONE WRONG
#344088 - ohemgeezus (12/01/2014) [-]
#472 - I've heard worse comments about my art 11/30/2014 on Professions +4
#424 - * 11/30/2014 on Professions 0
#422 - I just go by Hauntzor for all my art **** …  [+] (4 new replies) 11/30/2014 on Professions +5
#449 - anonymous (11/30/2014) [-]
ur porn style too detailed for me
#472 - hauntzor (11/30/2014) [-]
I've heard worse comments about my art
#425 - zetsuboukamina (11/30/2014) [-]
All of those are my fetishes
User avatar #424 - hauntzor (11/30/2014) [-]
#394 - Mfw my family doesn't know I draw porn Mfw my family doesn…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/30/2014 on Professions +35
#612 - icameforthepron (12/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #413 - zetsuboukamina (11/30/2014) [-]
Link? What;s your artist name?
User avatar #422 - hauntzor (11/30/2014) [-]
I just go by Hauntzor for all my art

NSFW Tumblr (not as extensive, and I reblog a lot of stuff from other porn artists) : hauntzorspenisemporium.tumblr.com/
FA: www.furaffinity.net/user/hauntzor/ (has prettymuch all my pornographic work)
Inkbunny: inkbunny.net/Hauntzor

you can also search my username on places like rule34.paneal.net and e621, but they don't have everything I've made.

I draw mostly gay shit, not limited to pokephilia, bestiality, fembois and dickgirls . I draw BBWs sometimes too.
#449 - anonymous (11/30/2014) [-]
ur porn style too detailed for me
#472 - hauntzor (11/30/2014) [-]
I've heard worse comments about my art
#425 - zetsuboukamina (11/30/2014) [-]
All of those are my fetishes
User avatar #424 - hauntzor (11/30/2014) [-]
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User avatar #325 - majormayor (11/30/2014) [-]
How's life?
User avatar #326 to #325 - hauntzor (11/30/2014) [-]
It's k
User avatar #327 to #326 - majormayor (11/30/2014) [-]
Alright.
I am still in school. I wish I was less lazy just so I could get my work done already.
User avatar #328 to #327 - hauntzor (11/30/2014) [-]
I have two weeks left in my first semester. It's okay I guess.
User avatar #329 to #328 - majormayor (11/30/2014) [-]
I've got three weeks left. I think the third one is just two days, though. I have four days a week but for the next two I'll have to be there on the Fridays.
User avatar #324 to #323 - majormayor (10/15/2014) [-]
My job here is done.
User avatar #318 - majormayor (09/17/2014) [-]
Waste my time, uh, bro.
User avatar #319 to #318 - hauntzor (09/17/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCA3j9iEEnw&list=UUEW26Wv0nQX7fAtIk7cTJSw here's a kid with the voice of Ernie from Sesame Street reviewing and eating an entire frozen pizza
User avatar #321 to #319 - majormayor (09/17/2014) [-]
Oh man I had a good laugh.
User avatar #320 to #319 - majormayor (09/17/2014) [-]
Good Lord.
User avatar #314 - majormayor (08/01/2014) [-]
fat
User avatar #315 to #314 - hauntzor (08/01/2014) [-]
b-but muh genetix
User avatar #316 to #315 - majormayor (08/01/2014) [-]
I think I saw you post something kinda naughty here once. I have seen a few pictures that weren't meant to be seen by me.
User avatar #317 to #316 - hauntzor (08/01/2014) [-]
On my profile? Not recently, but I've been kinda active in the **** community.

User avatar #305 - majormayor (06/21/2014) [-]
You're trans now?
#306 to #305 - hauntzor (06/21/2014) [-]
Yeah.
Yeah.
User avatar #308 to #306 - majormayor (06/21/2014) [-]
When did you realize this? I don't think you brought that up until recently.
User avatar #309 to #308 - hauntzor (06/21/2014) [-]
Sometime earlier this year. I've been seeing a therapist recently to work things out though. I won't say that I have my entire identity figured out, but it's getting there.

I'm pretty gender-fluid at this point. I like identifying as a girl for most other situations not related to performing on some kind of stage. If it weren't for this deep voice of mine I would totally be okay with identifying as a woman 100% of the time.
User avatar #310 to #309 - majormayor (06/21/2014) [-]
lol okay then
Were you projecting this in the form of your futa art before?
User avatar #311 to #310 - hauntzor (06/21/2014) [-]
Nah not really
User avatar #312 to #311 - majormayor (06/21/2014) [-]
Hmm. I have been long aware of your sexuality. You have even shared pictures of yourself on here before.
User avatar #307 to #306 - hauntzor (06/21/2014) [-]
(unintentionally posts GIF that could also be construed as a literal interpretation of genderswapping)
User avatar #313 to #307 - majormayor (06/24/2014) [-]
On a side note, I have now realized that I have sorta surrounded myself with transwomen on this website.
User avatar #300 - revengeforfreeze (05/19/2014) [-]
there's a risk of us getting cancer
User avatar #301 to #300 - hauntzor (05/19/2014) [-]
do wha?
User avatar #302 to #301 - revengeforfreeze (05/19/2014) [-]
there's a possibility that we will get cancer in the future
: (
User avatar #303 to #302 - hauntzor (05/19/2014) [-]
well, realistically, everyone is at risk for cancer. It's just life.
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User avatar #297 to #296 - hauntzor (04/13/2014) [-]
Have them kiss, then run while they're distracted by love.
User avatar #298 to #297 - majormayor (04/13/2014) [-]
The power of selfcest!
User avatar #288 - revengeforfreeze (03/28/2014) [-]
Do you draw?
User avatar #289 to #288 - hauntzor (03/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, why?
User avatar #290 to #289 - revengeforfreeze (03/28/2014) [-]
I wanna see
#291 to #290 - hauntzor (03/28/2014) [-]
This is my most recent. Haven't been very active lately due to college.
User avatar #293 to #292 - hauntzor (03/28/2014) [-]
Thanks. Junji Ito's work has been a big inspiration for me recently.
User avatar #294 to #293 - revengeforfreeze (03/28/2014) [-]
No idea who that is tbh
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User avatar #263 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
I wonder if one of my friends whacked it to your art.
User avatar #264 to #263 - hauntzor (03/04/2014) [-]
oh?
User avatar #265 to #264 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure I already told you that I know about your smut.
User avatar #266 to #265 - hauntzor (03/04/2014) [-]
Yeah I knew that, how do you know that someone you know has fapped to it tho?
User avatar #267 to #266 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
It's just a random thought that came to mind. I bet shibe would like it.
User avatar #268 to #267 - shibe ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
like what
User avatar #269 to #268 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
His art.
User avatar #270 to #269 - shibe ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
i like art
#274 to #272 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
I bet you liked it.
User avatar #275 to #274 - shibe ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
uueuweuawhueiadauduwa ih
User avatar #276 to #275 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
What is this? What does this mean?
User avatar #277 to #276 - shibe ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
it means i didnt like it
User avatar #278 to #277 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
Oh. I thought you liked furry dicks.
User avatar #279 to #278 - shibe ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
i do


but that is not my style
User avatar #280 to #279 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
Hey Hauntzor, Shibby here doesn't like your style.
User avatar #282 to #280 - shibe ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
ya sorry hauntzor i may be a depressing kid but i like it nice and happy not with a style that depresses me even more
User avatar #283 to #282 - hauntzor (03/04/2014) [-]
what about it is depressing?
#285 to #283 - shibe ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
i'm not good with art criticism


but there is like a lot of dark moody colors in some of them that I guess depress me because they remind me of casseterecorder
User avatar #286 to #285 - hauntzor (03/04/2014) [-]
Yeah I see what you mean. I wasn't trying to criticize you or anything for not liking it but now I understand. I do like to use a lot of deep violets and blues.
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#261 to #260 - hauntzor (02/18/2014) [-]
Definitely not the worst I've seen of this kind of **** ; she's still kinda cute.

>those knees tho
User avatar #262 to #261 - majormayor (02/18/2014) [-]
I knew that you were gonna like it more than the others so far.
User avatar #257 - mayormilkman (12/23/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link

You got featured in this post.
User avatar #258 to #257 - hauntzor (12/23/2013) [-]
that made my heart race a little at first because I thought I was being publicly chastised at first, and that's one of my all-time worst fears. But it appears that they thumbed me up, so all appears well.
User avatar #259 to #258 - mayormilkman (12/23/2013) [-]
The FunnyJunk tag on Tumblr is mainly just content shared on there from here, but there is the occasional post that is about this place.
User avatar #247 - shibe ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
Wolf Eyes - Stabbed In the Face Thank you so much for getting me into wolf eyes.
User avatar #248 to #247 - hauntzor (12/01/2013) [-]
Nate Young - Comes Unbidden
No prob man. They're undoubtedly the most terrifying band I have ever listened to.

Aaron Dilloway and Nate Young also do a lot of solo work outside of the band. You should check them out also.
User avatar #249 to #248 - shibe ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
The Haxan Cloak - Excavation (Part 2) Dude

Dark Ambient

2spooks
User avatar #252 to #249 - hauntzor (12/01/2013) [-]
Prurient is also a good guy to listen to for that **** . The majority of his work besides this one is very noisy and harsh though. I might have shown you before.

Prurient - Let's Make A Slave
User avatar #253 to #252 - shibe ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
Gedankenexperiment - Experiment Defined [HQ] I'll listen to it in a sec.

Are you into any other electronic sub genres?
User avatar #255 to #253 - hauntzor (12/01/2013) [-]
I'm more of a metal fan at heart, but I enjoy some: drum'n'bass, power electronics, ambient and some acid. I don't go very deep though.

Squarepusher-Beepstreet
User avatar #256 to #255 - shibe ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
dude squarepusher is amazing

but he's breakcore/drill and bass

Venetian Snares - Pouncelciot
Renard - Forcing You Into My Life just look past who made this and what they associate themselves with and just listen to it. Trust me there is nothing furry about it at all.
Xanopticon - Constant (from "Liminal Space") this is more flashcore, but this genre came from breakcore so it doesn't matter.


www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNzxsOB2Q3g also this song is quite possibly one of the greatest electronic songs ever
User avatar #254 to #253 - shibe ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
I don't know why I group noise and dark ambient with electronic.

i'm sorry
#237 to #236 - hauntzor (10/24/2013) [-]
I am not a negro.  I am but a golden retriever.
I am not a negro. I am but a golden retriever.
User avatar #238 to #237 - mayormilkman (10/24/2013) [-]
I saw your smut.
#240 to #239 - mayormilkman (10/24/2013) [-]
It was not spectacular.
User avatar #241 to #240 - hauntzor (10/24/2013) [-]
It's cool

Not like I do it for a living or anything
User avatar #242 to #241 - mayormilkman (10/25/2013) [-]
Or do you?
#243 to #242 - hauntzor (10/25/2013) [-]
boy do I wish.
User avatar #244 to #243 - mayormilkman (10/25/2013) [-]
All I know is that furries have a lot of money to waste for some reason.
User avatar #245 to #244 - hauntzor (10/25/2013) [-]
I literally just got a note today asking what I was asking for in prices.

I told them that I didn't have a set list, but they replied that they wanted a guesstimate anyway. After I gave it to them ($25 being the most expensive for a shaded drawing w/ background) they said "eh, nevermind."
User avatar #246 to #245 - mayormilkman (10/25/2013) [-]
I've heard those suits are very expensive.
User avatar #235 - mayormilkman (10/06/2013) [-]
Mega Gardevoir has the poofiest dress ever.
User avatar #232 - zombiesnipertwo (09/28/2013) [-]
Hi friend
just 2 things...1: you should erase that **** from your profile wall (not that I care, I just dont want you banned)

2:I saw your art on e621 and made me remember you soo...

wassup?
User avatar #233 to #232 - hauntzor (09/28/2013) [-]
Noted. I was under the impression that profile commenting was free-range.

Thanks. :3
just working through college. Trying to draw smut when I can. Not much.
User avatar #234 to #233 - zombiesnipertwo (09/28/2013) [-]
nope...sadly it isn't save from rules

User avatar #225 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
Can you do me a favor?
User avatar #227 to #226 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
tuck me into bed pls
#228 to #227 - hauntzor (09/24/2013) [-]
k   
   
no bedtime stories this time though.  You're a big boy now.
k

no bedtime stories this time though. You're a big boy now.
User avatar #230 to #228 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
ngithy night
User avatar #229 to #228 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
alrighty then
User avatar #220 - mayormilkman (08/16/2013) [-]
Where do you post your art?
#221 to #220 - hauntzor (08/16/2013) [-]
why do you ask?
why do you ask?
User avatar #222 to #221 - mayormilkman (08/16/2013) [-]
I'm just wondering. I think you ranted about something related to it once on the hating board.
User avatar #223 to #222 - hauntzor (08/16/2013) [-]
I have a DeviantART that I post my SFW **** on. I'm not very active one there as of recently though.
User avatar #224 to #223 - mayormilkman (08/16/2013) [-]
"SFW"
Tee hee. I've seen it before.
User avatar #217 - mayormilkman (08/01/2013) [-]
butts
#218 to #217 - hauntzor (08/01/2013) [-]
You know my mother was a butt.
You know my mother was a butt.
User avatar #219 to #218 - mayormilkman (08/01/2013) [-]
what

I'm just posting "butts".
User avatar #216 - mayormilkman (07/09/2013) [-]
Newgrounds became eighteen a few days ago.
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