I thought profile comments were anything-goes.

They haven't been for months.

dat Nancher artwork

You don't mind if I post some NSFW rouge here, do you?

Not at all

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Hi.

I realized last night that I'm a few months younger than Newgrounds.

I just Wikipedia'd that shit. I had no idea NG was that old. Only a year younger than me.

It seems like only yesterday when I first discovered pornography on that particular site, back in the golden days of 2006.

2006... I had little consistent interests back then. It was 2007 where I began going on to forums and such. I kind of miss the days where there weren't as many large websites that cast a shadow over many other ones and one another. Then again, back then I didn't care as much about where I went anyway.

I remember the first pornographic image I've seen (2006 too). It was tentacle rape. I'm pretty sure it's the image on the Wikipedia article for it.

k

Wow, I didn't think you'd let me.

I haven't read the books in like seven fucking years dude. Fuck if I remember.

Alright, well thanks man, i was just curious

Hurro :U

How ya doin, gurl? :3

Busy :U

Been working on my portfolio for my college admission that I just turned in three days ago and now I'm working on the three essay questions. Got a scholarship for the same university though; feels good man.

Damn, you got dat shit, son. :U

I wish you luck. :3

Indeed :3

And plenty of dildos in the future. >:U



XD

All the dildos?

ALL the dildos. >:U

K

Nope, haven't had the time.
I have a regular old Fender Stratocaster that I need to restring and find another screw to hold the pickups down with, and I'll probably go ahead and restring my other guitars too before I try.

Are the pickups single or double coil?

Double...... I think. The pickup tuner or whatever it's called has three positions. (I suck at this)

Gimme pics of the guitar. :P

I dun have any and it's at my dad's house :c

OOoh... Damn. D:

Well, do the pickup with the missing screw have one or two of these?

If it's 1, it's a single coil. If it's 2, its a humbucker (or dual-coil, but they're usually called humbuckers)

I don't even know that either

...Fuck. :|

Well, ask your dad to send pictures. :U

Later :U

DICK NIPPLES. >:U



Kay then. :3

okie dokie loki

...Alrighty then. ._.

well, you DID say dick nipples

And I hate Gideon's art. :|

Hey, me too :U

But it was the least gross dick nipple art example I could find on e621

He always draws hyper. I've always hated hyper-anything.

Exactly. D:

And his art style is weird.

It's 95% anthro ginormously-endowed horses with their hair covering their eyes.

Not even exaggerating.

Narse, Onta and Slyus are god-tier gfur artists

Y u no include Peritian? Seriously, he draws adorable fucking stuff. D:


And Tokifuji. And Matoc.

I has too many favorites to remember them all correctly :P

How could you forget this? :U

www.furaffinity.net/view/8785561/

Or this. >:U

www.furaffinity.net/view/9045811/

Why?

Because it's either male or female. I know your ways in the simplest terms. You wouldn't care either way.

But of course

I would probably do this.

Trainer used LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS

Gardevoir is a little upset.

I just found out that this is just a cropped out image of a larger, pornographic image. Well, /v/...

Can I make love to you plox?

Right here.

Right now.

:|

Alrighty then, pardner

I'm not much to ask for opinions on guitars, but aesthetically I feel that I like the middle one most.

I need to buy guitar shit.

Yeah, I was just wondering which looked best... I may get the 2nd one because it reminds me of Meshuggah. :P

You're trying to get into playing music?

I've been playing guitar unprofessionally (little to no lessons) for about three years since my freshman year of high school. I still suck, in my opinion. I don't even play covers, I just make up my own shit, badly at that.

Trying to juggle learning bass at the same time too but it's only a four string. Would be cool to be able to learn a five string because i like their sound a lot better. It's more "twangy" or whatever. And I still need to get an amp head too. Too bad all this shit's expensive as it is.

pic related, it's the guitar I normally use

Oh yeah... I remember that. :P

I think Ibanez or ESP has some sub-$200 bases you can probably grab.

Also.. Are you SURE you want a head? They're pretty fucking loud. XD

That sounds cool, thanks.

I had the assumption that you had to buy a different amp for your bass because regular amps can get blown out, so that's why I was looking at them.

From ESP
www.musiciansfriend.com/bass/esp-ltd-b-15-5-string-electric-bass-guitar

From Ibanez
www.musiciansfriend.com/bass/ibanez-gio-gsr105ex-5-string-bass-guitar

And no, it's not the amp, it's the speakers. Regular guitar speakers can't handle the frequencies of a bass or a bass amp, which is why you should buy an amp meant for bass, such as this

www.musiciansfriend.com/amplifiers-effects/peavey-max-112-bass-combo

Shanks, friend :3

As far as music production goes, all I've made are a couple shitty soundscapes in GarageBand. www.youtube.com/watch?v=335Fjkr-xys

You're welcome, sir. :3

Dat ambience.
As for me... Mostly snippets of random shit. XD

dl.dropbox.com/u/22962978/Forums/Reaper%20audio/Tonewat.ogg
dl.dropbox.com/u/22962978/Forums/Reaper%20audio/One.mp3

Dear lawd dat crunchiness :U
Are you using overdrive to get that tone?

You and me need to get together and collaborate on a Fade To Black cover. Or anything Slayer. That is all.

I hate being a lonely metalhead in the middle of Kansas, I really do

First one was one of my 6-strings (can't remember), into an Ibanez TBX150 boosted by a DIgitech OD with the FX loop sent into my computer's soundcard into Reaper.

I know that feel... In Louisiana.

Noice. I own an RP500 footpedal with all kinds of settings on it. It came with a CD-ROM but I never could get the fucker to install, so I'm probably missing out on all kinds of customizing.

Fffffuuuuu you're deeper south than I am. Feels bad man.

Wait... fuck me... The first one was my Ibanez RG7321, the 2nd one was the 6 string, an ESP EC-50.

And I'm thinking about getting a footpedal setup also... Looking into the Line 6 POD500 because all the cool kids are using them now. XP

Eh, we got cajun food, so I'm fine. :P

e-YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS?

What brings you to this corner of the jellybean plantation?

wut

My fine, fellow land-dweller, I had simply inquired as to what motivated you to happen upon my page.

a... certain.... board o///o

I see.

And would the subjects of this.... board.... happen to pertain to the subjects of homosexual and finely-shaped males?

perhaps o.o

K.

whatcha doooin?

Pooped twice today.

Other than that nothing, really.

Hello there, handsome.

How are you this fine day?

I just woke up

And so did I. I need to go to sleep earlier...

I could have sworn I accepted it sooner but I guess I didn't D:

Well... you finaly did, so yay. :3

It's mostly because we now have a board to state that we are without noticeable repercussions.

There are homos all around us.

And I'm not talking just FunnyJunk. I'm talking about the internet in general.

I'm not sure how good christian former president Ronald Reagan and Mr. zlamous would feel about this. Something is not right, as usual, but something is most definitely not right.

Besides, the internet has always been for those who are depraved anyway. That's where a lot of internet drama comes from. It's just that suddenly many people on the internet identify as bisexual.

Plus, knowing the general political nature of this website, you wouldn't get lashed at much for being not-straight anyway. Regarding the popularity of the gay board, I guess you guys simply got a place to post your anus and gain compliments for it.

Perhaps it's the sheer anonymity of the internet that allows us to feel more free in stating things about ourselves that we otherwise normally wouldn't. The Web is a large place and you're bound to find a site or forum, no matter how specific or crude, that fits your interests.

Maybe I'm bisexual now, and maybe a few years down the road I'll view it as a passing fad in my life, like Pokémon cards or tricycles, but right now it's how I feel most comfortable in what I've concluded about my inner psyche.

/gay/ obviously isn't for you, so I don't understand why you would muse about it and what purpose it serves to people who are heterosexual like yourself. What people do with their bodyparts on the internet is their business.

Perhaps it's just another change in times and a new way of thinking. Humanity is just moving onward and evolving its ideas.

I kind of fear where humanity might be fifty years from now with today's social developments. Some things aren't too bad, but other things are. At least the technology should be better, and that's predictable, at least.

I've posted on the gay board a couple of times. The first time was to ask why they have more posts than the straight board. They did not receive it well. The second time was posting this satirical image just mocking how special snowflake some non-heterosexuals of the internet can be. It is also a mocking of the "Sexuality Flags" image by "humon," who is, in my opinion, disturbing. It's not to really insult those people, just to show them that they are flawed too.

Let me go on a little rant here that I have feel like going on for a while:
Do you want to know why zlamous is such a successful troll, or why he's even here? He knows what really makes FunnyJunk furious (although nearly anything ever can make this community mad). He sees this community's general opinions in politics and religion by seeing what's popular on the front page. So, if that's what FunnyJunk's community thinks, being an ultra-Conservative, fundamentalist Christian would be bound to make much more than one user angry. Plus, FunnyJunk users, like many other certain internet groups and individuals, have a hard time accepting contrary views, so they just thumb them down to death. If you're not in the hivemind, you're an enormous faggot! Hell, some users get banned by too many thumbs down by leaving an innocent. happy comment with an emoticon in it and they get thumbed into Hell just for that. It's too easy to toy around with the psychology and emotions of a place like this.

I don't see the point of worrying about a future that's half a century from now after learning that our grandparents and their grandparents were worrying about the same thing in their time.

The internet is just a biased, fucked-up place. Interests and opinions are relative to wherever they're posted (thumb down a decently-worded comment and more red thumbs are bound to follow, same as when it's thumbed up; bandwagon mentality).

I get what you mean by the "special snowflake non-heteros" though. Even as a bisexual I hate all the special treatment other people feel like we should get. It's the same shit as the 1960's Civil Rights Movement. Hell, black people still get special treatment everywhere you go. It's considered a dick move to even have a show without including a token black guy. Now producers are still trying to implement gay characters into their shows, and yet none of them can seem to make them anything but non-stereotypical, sexually-ambiguous, limp-wrist faggots.

I also fucking love that picture. Maybe it's because I had a friend once who was exactly the description of the pansexual girl, and she was pansexual too.

meant to say "stereotypical", not "non-stereotypical"

Yep, the internet is still the internet. A recent change around here and there is how sensitive it has gotten, though. Something Awful is an example of a website infected by this. They're much unlike what they have mocked in the past, but they have just become a bunch of pussies who can't make themselves do it anymore. Aside from that, more recently by browsing anonymous image boards I have learned about "social justice" people who generally hang around tumblr. They're pretty much possibly the only people who are easier to make upset than FunnyJunk. They can get offended at nearly anything that might be a violation of minorities or whatever.

The original topic of this little conversation is the whole bisexual phenomenon, though. I'm just puzzled. You're still cool.

well howdy doody

yay a brony :D

but of course

this is a dr whoove avi i made on the hasbro pony maker

Had no idea Hasbro even had an official ponymaker :P

apps.facebook.com/ponymaker/?fb_source=bookmark_apps&ref=bookmarks&count=0&fb_bmpos=3_0

oh god yes

>about the closest thing that comes close to describing my tastes

Usually a medium build (like mine is) with a bit of love handles and a nice tummy :3
I don't go for hair in that case, though. I just like chubby guys/girls, not bears :P

This is me.
I'm probably more bear though.

Wow dude, you don't look half bad.

My moobs are about the same size as that too. I'll bet if you worked out just a little you could get them firmed up real nice :3

I do work out.
For the most part those are just flabs of loose skin from losing 37 lbs.

I'm still steady around 210 lbs, but I'm still shooting to see if I can get under the 200 range.

Although I used to be ten pounds heavier at one point, back when I was done with taking gym during school, which I think contributed to my metabolism going to shit on me when I was an otherwise lanky kid.

I'm 145 now

Niiiice

Thanks :3

So wassup with you this fine evening?

Not much
Shaved my legs today
Feels good man

In conjunction with the crossdressing thing I'm actually going to be trying to lose weight too.

I don't know any either, sadly.
Hopefully some time on /gay/ will change that soon.

Yeah, I only know one really well, Nokochan. We played a scary-ass game once and it was hilarious hearing him yelp every 5 seconds!