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hauntzor

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#13 - Picture 11/19/2012 on Tough luck chump. +25
#31 - OH MY ******* GOD MIDTOWN MADNESS 2  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2012 on Police +15
User avatar #63 - oishiine (11/20/2012) [-]
They made a second one? Wtf? I played Midtown Madness for ages as a kid but I never knew it was a series...
#28 - Oh, sorry, am I breakin' your concentration? 11/19/2012 on I'm the first one to show... +3
#24 - Picture 11/18/2012 on R.I.P. +4
#114 - 2spooky4me 11/18/2012 on morbidly random +10
#53 - Son, I am proud. 11/18/2012 on Multikill 0
#38 - Comment deleted 11/18/2012 on Pokemon Mysteries Explained 0
#136 - Uh.. yeah, you keep on believin' in that.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2012 on Baby Pangolin. . .AKA:... +5
User avatar #151 - azroth (11/18/2012) [-]
they look like sausages........... i love sausages
#39 - I can't even 11/17/2012 on Bus, Go home, you're drunk +3
#86 - Picture 11/17/2012 on Regretting bear is regretting +12
#14 - PirateBay has them all as PDFs, I think. 11/17/2012 on Best SP exchange in the... 0
#6 - I believe most book stores carry it.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2012 on Best SP exchange in the... 0
#65 - educatedrectum (11/18/2012) [-]
yeah, I'd think so as well, but I was looking for a download of some kind
#8345 - how this man isn't wading through an ocean of pussy while he'…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2012 on akittywithaguitar's profile 0
User avatar #8346 - akittywithaguitar (11/17/2012) [-]
Don't worry, they came out after the camera was turned off.
#8343 - Mfw entire video So much ******* soul  [+] (3 new replies) 11/17/2012 on akittywithaguitar's profile 0
User avatar #8344 - akittywithaguitar (11/17/2012) [-]
Oh god so much fretting I can't keep up. ._.
User avatar #8345 - hauntzor (11/17/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2r8kazkstA&feature=relmfu how this man isn't wading through an ocean of pussy while he's recording these videos is beyond my grasp.
User avatar #8346 - akittywithaguitar (11/17/2012) [-]
Don't worry, they came out after the camera was turned off.
#20 - RON PAL 2012 SMOKE WEED ERYDAY 420 BLAZ IT PHAGOT 11/16/2012 on Stuck in traffic? So sorry. 0
#105 - Comment deleted 11/16/2012 on Inventions +2
#82 - Indeed, traps are ******* hot.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/16/2012 on YAH DONE GOOF'D 0
#107 - alZii has deleted their comment.
User avatar #97 - heartlessrobot (11/16/2012) [-]
Especially alZii. He's probably going to block me if I keep this up.
#79 - Cock... won't.... stop... hurting... 11/16/2012 on YAH DONE GOOF'D +1
#38 - Here.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2012 on Can't see the difference +1
#40 - lelelefrench (11/16/2012) [-]
I am such a dense mother fucker
#139 - Hay bales ? I always thought they were horse eggs. 11/15/2012 on Hay bales wrapped to... +7
#197 - Thanks Have some pizza 11/15/2012 on Liek A BAWS +2
#187 - You didn't have to talk down to me like that, especially when …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/15/2012 on Liek A BAWS +5
#191 - swagbot (11/15/2012) [-]
Actually, i feel like a total asshole, because i read your comment AFTER i wrote and posted mine...

...so, yeah, sorry about that....

Here's some puppies to make up.
#197 - hauntzor (11/15/2012) [-]
Thanks
Have some pizza
#105 - Not gonna lie, love this dude, but there was one policy of his…  [+] (16 new replies) 11/15/2012 on Liek A BAWS +9
#176 - swagbot (11/15/2012) [-]
Oh, god, another one of you people;

Let me explain this very clearly in small words for you;

1. The federal government should not have responsibilities such that they need to tax people in the first place. Not roads, not schools, not post, DEFINITELY NOT WELFARE/SOCIAL SECURITY, and only a fraction of the military they have nowadays.

2. States can charge whatever taxes they want, and set up their own services.

3. National Sales tax, perhaps?


and BTW, out of ALL this good tings RP had going for him, that 'one issue' turned you off entirely from voting? yeah.. right.
#187 - hauntzor (11/15/2012) [-]
You didn't have to talk down to me like that, especially when I literally admitted not knowing how the US government works. It was the reason I voted so conservatively to begin with because I didn't know any better.

Thanks for the info and for putting me in my place, I guess.
#191 - swagbot (11/15/2012) [-]
Actually, i feel like a total asshole, because i read your comment AFTER i wrote and posted mine...

...so, yeah, sorry about that....

Here's some puppies to make up.
#197 - hauntzor (11/15/2012) [-]
Thanks
Have some pizza
User avatar #167 - upunkpunk (11/15/2012) [-]
Theres also the consumption tax option
#162 - bulbakip (11/15/2012) [-]
Oh sweet zombie jesus let me tackle this one.

1. those services are a myth, government takes and we get the shaft of hardly any services because the takers haven't earned the money therefore they have no incentive to provide actual good services. ie the Department of motor vehicles.

2. there was no income tax before 1912

3. there are a LOT of other tax revenue sources, like sales tax and property tax.

remember: Taxation is theft.

User avatar #108 - mikepetru (11/15/2012) [-]
he wants to eliminate the income tax and institute a flat rate federal tax to provide only for the government services the Constitution allows the Fed to have.
User avatar #116 - mikepetru (11/15/2012) [-]
in other words, the rate you pay will not increase because you have more money. For example:
A flat tax of 15% on an income of 300,000 dollars would yield 45000 in taxess
as opposed to
our current system which tacks on a higher percentage the richer you are
so if you have a 15% rate plus let's say extra 4% because your income is over 250,000 dollars, you would be paying 57,000 dollars as opposed to 45,000 in taxes
User avatar #113 - ragdollrade (11/15/2012) [-]
Flat rate tax is crazy unfair for the poor
#180 - swagbot (11/15/2012) [-]
you're halfway right.

TAXES ARE UNFAIR TO EVERYONE, ALWAYS.
- If you have a flat-fee tax, that's unfair to poor people.
- If you have a flat-rate tax, then the rich pay more overall $$$, so it's unfair to them (inb4 'they can afford it' - that's not your goddam business! It's THEIR MONEY!)
- If you have a progressive tax (rich pay less by %).... that's just retarded.

Taxes are always unfair.
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User avatar #126 - koobzacc (11/15/2012) [-]
In what way is equality unfair?
User avatar #173 - ragdollrade (11/15/2012) [-]
Applying say a ten percent tax rate to all incomes mean that higher income groups pay more and lower income groups pay less in terms of amount, and as such is deemed fair by you. Simplifying the counter-argument for the sake of time; Consider needs, housing, food, water, clothing etc. costs a constant amount for a household and this takes up a smaller percentage of total income for higher income groups, f.ex 40% for middle income households approx, but 80% for lower income households, a 10 percent flat tax rate will take away 50% of the lower class remaining purchasing power, whilst taking away only 16% of the middle income houses purchasing power, and for high income households only take away close to 10% purchasing power (if needs cost <1% of income). These extreme differences in loss of purchasing power is what makes flat tax rates unfair.
User avatar #477 - koobzacc (11/16/2012) [-]
but increasing taxes on the rich doesnt make that 80% any easier on the poor. I think what you are really trying to say is "flat taxes are too easy on the rich" not "flat taxes are too hard on the poor"

The amount of money taxed on a rich man has little to no affect on the quality of life of a poor man.
User avatar #485 - ragdollrade (11/16/2012) [-]
I am saying flat taxes are too straining on the poor and too insignificant for the rich
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#274 - Mfw FJ users are suddenly philosophers an' ****  [+] (1 new reply) 11/15/2012 on 11 ways to be average +23
User avatar #330 - yunogasaii (11/15/2012) [-]
One day they're philosophers, then the next day they are professional hockey players, then the next day they are marines.
#91 - You had to remind me about that ******* book, did you OP?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/15/2012 on D'AAAWWW +2
User avatar #94 - ImaFirinMahLazar (11/15/2012) [-]
Did I do good George, did I? I didn't mean to hurt da bunny wabbits George I really didn't...
#98 - benighted (11/15/2012) [-]
Gawd damit lenny you dumb son'a bitch!
User avatar #103 - alonetime (11/15/2012) [-]
all the feels i didnt expect to feel

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User avatar #344 - garymotherfingoak (01/24/2015) [-]
butt y
#345 to #344 - hauntzor (01/24/2015) [-]
Was going through my old friend requests for whatever reason and just started selecting them at random
User avatar #346 to #345 - garymotherfingoak (01/24/2015) [-]
alrighty then
User avatar #336 - murrlogic (01/16/2015) [-]
Boop
User avatar #337 to #336 - hauntzor (01/17/2015) [-]
Who dat
User avatar #338 to #337 - murrlogic (01/17/2015) [-]
Who what?

Me?
User avatar #339 to #338 - hauntzor (01/17/2015) [-]
I think I see you on /hating/ sometimes?
User avatar #340 to #339 - murrlogic (01/17/2015) [-]
What an oddly specific place to potentially fine me
User avatar #341 to #340 - hauntzor (01/17/2015) [-]
I recognize your username at least

Why the sudden profile post?
User avatar #342 to #341 - murrlogic (01/17/2015) [-]
Late night drunk lurking

Hello Gardevoir
User avatar #331 - majormayor (01/14/2015) [-]
remember those times from just a few years ago
remember when you weren't even genderliquid or whatever
User avatar #332 to #331 - hauntzor (01/14/2015) [-]
Good times. Less confusing times.
User avatar #333 to #332 - majormayor (01/14/2015) [-]
What made you realize that in the first place, anyway?
User avatar #334 to #333 - hauntzor (01/14/2015) [-]
Can't really say.
I'd speculate that it was due to me spending more time in the LGBT community on Tumblr and finding out more about gender identities and the like. Still don't have it all figured out yet but it feels good to not be in my old box anymore.

User avatar #335 to #334 - majormayor (01/14/2015) [-]
I'm a bit cynical of a lot of it.
User avatar #330 - majormayor (12/26/2014) [-]
>tfw no more merry christmas time
User avatar #325 - majormayor (11/30/2014) [-]
How's life?
User avatar #326 to #325 - hauntzor (11/30/2014) [-]
It's k
User avatar #327 to #326 - majormayor (11/30/2014) [-]
Alright.
I am still in school. I wish I was less lazy just so I could get my work done already.
User avatar #328 to #327 - hauntzor (11/30/2014) [-]
I have two weeks left in my first semester. It's okay I guess.
User avatar #329 to #328 - majormayor (11/30/2014) [-]
I've got three weeks left. I think the third one is just two days, though. I have four days a week but for the next two I'll have to be there on the Fridays.
User avatar #324 to #323 - majormayor (10/15/2014) [-]
My job here is done.
User avatar #318 - majormayor (09/17/2014) [-]
Waste my time, uh, bro.
User avatar #319 to #318 - hauntzor (09/17/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCA3j9iEEnw&list=UUEW26Wv0nQX7fAtIk7cTJSw here's a kid with the voice of Ernie from Sesame Street reviewing and eating an entire frozen pizza
User avatar #321 to #319 - majormayor (09/17/2014) [-]
Oh man I had a good laugh.
User avatar #320 to #319 - majormayor (09/17/2014) [-]
Good Lord.
User avatar #314 - majormayor (08/01/2014) [-]
fat
User avatar #315 to #314 - hauntzor (08/01/2014) [-]
b-but muh genetix
User avatar #316 to #315 - majormayor (08/01/2014) [-]
I think I saw you post something kinda naughty here once. I have seen a few pictures that weren't meant to be seen by me.
User avatar #317 to #316 - hauntzor (08/01/2014) [-]
On my profile? Not recently, but I've been kinda active in the **** community.

User avatar #305 - majormayor (06/21/2014) [-]
You're trans now?
#306 to #305 - hauntzor (06/21/2014) [-]
Yeah.
Yeah.
User avatar #308 to #306 - majormayor (06/21/2014) [-]
When did you realize this? I don't think you brought that up until recently.
User avatar #309 to #308 - hauntzor (06/21/2014) [-]
Sometime earlier this year. I've been seeing a therapist recently to work things out though. I won't say that I have my entire identity figured out, but it's getting there.

I'm pretty gender-fluid at this point. I like identifying as a girl for most other situations not related to performing on some kind of stage. If it weren't for this deep voice of mine I would totally be okay with identifying as a woman 100% of the time.
User avatar #310 to #309 - majormayor (06/21/2014) [-]
lol okay then
Were you projecting this in the form of your futa art before?
User avatar #311 to #310 - hauntzor (06/21/2014) [-]
Nah not really
User avatar #312 to #311 - majormayor (06/21/2014) [-]
Hmm. I have been long aware of your sexuality. You have even shared pictures of yourself on here before.
User avatar #307 to #306 - hauntzor (06/21/2014) [-]
(unintentionally posts GIF that could also be construed as a literal interpretation of genderswapping)
User avatar #313 to #307 - majormayor (06/24/2014) [-]
On a side note, I have now realized that I have sorta surrounded myself with transwomen on this website.
User avatar #300 - revengeforfreeze (05/19/2014) [-]
there's a risk of us getting cancer
User avatar #301 to #300 - hauntzor (05/19/2014) [-]
do wha?
User avatar #302 to #301 - revengeforfreeze (05/19/2014) [-]
there's a possibility that we will get cancer in the future
: (
User avatar #303 to #302 - hauntzor (05/19/2014) [-]
well, realistically, everyone is at risk for cancer. It's just life.
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User avatar #297 to #296 - hauntzor (04/13/2014) [-]
Have them kiss, then run while they're distracted by love.
User avatar #298 to #297 - majormayor (04/13/2014) [-]
The power of selfcest!
User avatar #288 - revengeforfreeze (03/28/2014) [-]
Do you draw?
User avatar #289 to #288 - hauntzor (03/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, why?
User avatar #290 to #289 - revengeforfreeze (03/28/2014) [-]
I wanna see
#291 to #290 - hauntzor (03/28/2014) [-]
This is my most recent. Haven't been very active lately due to college.
User avatar #293 to #292 - hauntzor (03/28/2014) [-]
Thanks. Junji Ito's work has been a big inspiration for me recently.
User avatar #294 to #293 - revengeforfreeze (03/28/2014) [-]
No idea who that is tbh
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User avatar #263 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
I wonder if one of my friends whacked it to your art.
User avatar #264 to #263 - hauntzor (03/04/2014) [-]
oh?
User avatar #265 to #264 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure I already told you that I know about your smut.
User avatar #266 to #265 - hauntzor (03/04/2014) [-]
Yeah I knew that, how do you know that someone you know has fapped to it tho?
User avatar #267 to #266 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
It's just a random thought that came to mind. I bet shibe would like it.
User avatar #268 to #267 - shibe (03/04/2014) [-]
like what
User avatar #269 to #268 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
His art.
User avatar #270 to #269 - shibe (03/04/2014) [-]
i like art
#274 to #272 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
I bet you liked it.
User avatar #275 to #274 - shibe (03/04/2014) [-]
uueuweuawhueiadauduwa ih
User avatar #276 to #275 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
What is this? What does this mean?
User avatar #277 to #276 - shibe (03/04/2014) [-]
it means i didnt like it
User avatar #278 to #277 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
Oh. I thought you liked furry dicks.
User avatar #279 to #278 - shibe (03/04/2014) [-]
i do


but that is not my style
User avatar #280 to #279 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
Hey Hauntzor, Shibby here doesn't like your style.
User avatar #282 to #280 - shibe (03/04/2014) [-]
ya sorry hauntzor i may be a depressing kid but i like it nice and happy not with a style that depresses me even more
User avatar #283 to #282 - hauntzor (03/04/2014) [-]
what about it is depressing?
#285 to #283 - shibe (03/04/2014) [-]
i'm not good with art criticism


but there is like a lot of dark moody colors in some of them that I guess depress me because they remind me of casseterecorder
User avatar #286 to #285 - hauntzor (03/04/2014) [-]
Yeah I see what you mean. I wasn't trying to criticize you or anything for not liking it but now I understand. I do like to use a lot of deep violets and blues.
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#261 to #260 - hauntzor (02/18/2014) [-]
Definitely not the worst I've seen of this kind of **** ; she's still kinda cute.

>those knees tho
User avatar #262 to #261 - majormayor (02/18/2014) [-]
I knew that you were gonna like it more than the others so far.
User avatar #257 - mayormilkman (12/23/2013) [-]
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You got featured in this post.
User avatar #258 to #257 - hauntzor (12/23/2013) [-]
that made my heart race a little at first because I thought I was being publicly chastised at first, and that's one of my all-time worst fears. But it appears that they thumbed me up, so all appears well.
User avatar #259 to #258 - mayormilkman (12/23/2013) [-]
The FunnyJunk tag on Tumblr is mainly just content shared on there from here, but there is the occasional post that is about this place.
User avatar #247 - shibe (12/01/2013) [-]
Wolf Eyes - Stabbed In the Face Thank you so much for getting me into wolf eyes.
User avatar #248 to #247 - hauntzor (12/01/2013) [-]
Nate Young - Comes Unbidden
No prob man. They're undoubtedly the most terrifying band I have ever listened to.

Aaron Dilloway and Nate Young also do a lot of solo work outside of the band. You should check them out also.
User avatar #249 to #248 - shibe (12/01/2013) [-]
The Haxan Cloak - Excavation (Part 2) Dude

Dark Ambient

2spooks
User avatar #252 to #249 - hauntzor (12/01/2013) [-]
Prurient is also a good guy to listen to for that **** . The majority of his work besides this one is very noisy and harsh though. I might have shown you before.

Prurient - Let's Make A Slave
User avatar #253 to #252 - shibe (12/01/2013) [-]
Gedankenexperiment - Experiment Defined [HQ] I'll listen to it in a sec.

Are you into any other electronic sub genres?
User avatar #255 to #253 - hauntzor (12/01/2013) [-]
I'm more of a metal fan at heart, but I enjoy some: drum'n'bass, power electronics, ambient and some acid. I don't go very deep though.

Squarepusher-Beepstreet
User avatar #256 to #255 - shibe (12/01/2013) [-]
dude squarepusher is amazing

but he's breakcore/drill and bass

Venetian Snares - Pouncelciot
Renard - Forcing You Into My Life just look past who made this and what they associate themselves with and just listen to it. Trust me there is nothing furry about it at all.
Xanopticon - Constant (from "Liminal Space") this is more flashcore, but this genre came from breakcore so it doesn't matter.


www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNzxsOB2Q3g also this song is quite possibly one of the greatest electronic songs ever
User avatar #254 to #253 - shibe (12/01/2013) [-]
I don't know why I group noise and dark ambient with electronic.

i'm sorry
#237 to #236 - hauntzor (10/24/2013) [-]
I am not a negro.  I am but a golden retriever.
I am not a negro. I am but a golden retriever.
User avatar #238 to #237 - mayormilkman (10/24/2013) [-]
I saw your smut.
#240 to #239 - mayormilkman (10/24/2013) [-]
It was not spectacular.
User avatar #241 to #240 - hauntzor (10/24/2013) [-]
It's cool

Not like I do it for a living or anything
User avatar #242 to #241 - mayormilkman (10/25/2013) [-]
Or do you?
#243 to #242 - hauntzor (10/25/2013) [-]
boy do I wish.
User avatar #244 to #243 - mayormilkman (10/25/2013) [-]
All I know is that furries have a lot of money to waste for some reason.
User avatar #245 to #244 - hauntzor (10/25/2013) [-]
I literally just got a note today asking what I was asking for in prices.

I told them that I didn't have a set list, but they replied that they wanted a guesstimate anyway. After I gave it to them ($25 being the most expensive for a shaded drawing w/ background) they said "eh, nevermind."
User avatar #246 to #245 - mayormilkman (10/25/2013) [-]
I've heard those suits are very expensive.
User avatar #235 - mayormilkman (10/06/2013) [-]
Mega Gardevoir has the poofiest dress ever.
User avatar #232 - zombiesnipertwo (09/28/2013) [-]
Hi friend
just 2 things...1: you should erase that **** from your profile wall (not that I care, I just dont want you banned)

2:I saw your art on e621 and made me remember you soo...

wassup?
User avatar #233 to #232 - hauntzor (09/28/2013) [-]
Noted. I was under the impression that profile commenting was free-range.

Thanks. :3
just working through college. Trying to draw smut when I can. Not much.
User avatar #234 to #233 - zombiesnipertwo (09/28/2013) [-]
nope...sadly it isn't save from rules

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