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#38 - ALLY WITH YOUR DOPPELGĂ„NGERS AND STEAL ALL OF THE PARSNIPS 09/10/2012 on Like a Villain +27
#49 - You obviously don't live in the Midwest. dear god so…  [+] (10 new replies) 09/10/2012 on Originality and talent +2
#83 - stlassassinfhc (09/10/2012) [-]
Midwest born and raised. Stl is where I spend most of my days.
#88 - masteh (09/10/2012) [-]
Me 2! :D
#113 - stlassassinfhc (09/10/2012) [-]
What highschool?
#115 - masteh (09/10/2012) [-]
First year in college actually. Forest Park. What highschool you go to?
#116 - stlassassinfhc (09/10/2012) [-]
Francis Howell Central, its st.charles area
#117 - masteh (09/10/2012) [-]
Wow that is far. Forest Park is in south city if I got the name of the area right.
#118 - stlassassinfhc (09/10/2012) [-]
Yeah kinda, but its nice out here. But isn't it by the sidbergs or whatever ice rink?
#119 - masteh (09/10/2012) [-]
Steinbergs is the name. Yeah its kinda close to that. Nice areas here too. NOT EVERYWHERE but some places
#122 - stlassassinfhc (09/10/2012) [-]
Hahaha its all nice out here
User avatar #51 - whycanticaps (09/10/2012) [-]
no i live in Canada eh.

Wooo metal!
#106 - listen to any country station take a drink whenever there'… 09/09/2012 on Beerio kart 0
#103 - Comment deleted 09/09/2012 on Beerio kart 0
#59 - In the Toby McGuire version I think he was bitten on the hand …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2012 on super power 0
User avatar #60 - necrophyxia (09/09/2012) [-]
Not a remake.... not quite at least. It's just a movie of a different comic universe. Like the Amazing spiderman was different from Spiderman Noire. More of a reimagining than a remake
#56 - I always thought it was Spiderman who had the mini-schlong …  [+] (5 new replies) 09/09/2012 on super power +12
User avatar #68 - darknesincontrol (09/09/2012) [-]
he was bitten by a female spider......
User avatar #64 - anonomoz (09/09/2012) [-]
maybe he has the ability to pull it in when its not used, who knows, he is the spiderman
User avatar #57 - necrophyxia (09/09/2012) [-]
depending on where he was bitten... it might have fallen of...
User avatar #59 - hauntzor (09/09/2012) [-]
In the Toby McGuire version I think he was bitten on the hand

I haven't seen the new one though. Is it even a remake?
User avatar #60 - necrophyxia (09/09/2012) [-]
Not a remake.... not quite at least. It's just a movie of a different comic universe. Like the Amazing spiderman was different from Spiderman Noire. More of a reimagining than a remake
#20 - Well, like I said, it's not a series I was very attracted to, … 09/09/2012 on Happened to me today +1
#14 - I thought it was the first game in chronological terms. I cou…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/09/2012 on Happened to me today +3
#19 - dashdashdash (09/09/2012) [-]
Nintendo released an official timeline.
Skyward sword is supposed to be the first, and there is supposed to be 2 Links not 1, but even the fans argue that this "Official" timeline is wrong.
#67 - RipperMan (09/09/2012) [-]
this timeline has taught me that nobody in LoZ can die, some fuck always bring them back from the dead
#20 - hauntzor (09/09/2012) [-]
Well, like I said, it's not a series I was very attracted to, so I'm not up to date.

I can't believe how off I was on Link To The Past being first though.
User avatar #17 - minishcap (09/09/2012) [-]
http://kotaku. com/ 5871215/the-official-zelda-timeline-now-with-added-detail
User avatar #15 - minishcap (09/09/2012) [-]
It sounds like you could use this.

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#70 - >born in '94 >lived out in the middle of the country…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2012 on Early Internets +8
#91 - creepingorion (09/09/2012) [-]
Dave Mustaine, fuck yeh.
#141 - Mine poops horses :C  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2012 on Some Dogs...... +3
#145 - PadreRasta (09/09/2012) [-]
#140 - Picture 09/09/2012 on Some Dogs...... +4
#185 - This is how it always is for me I don't even like ani…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/09/2012 on My hatred all in one picture. -1
User avatar #209 - bronybox (09/09/2012) [-]
I don't hate on people that watch only dubs, but I tend to think them somewhat stupid.
But it's all a matter of why they only watch dubs.
#245 - killerostars (09/09/2012) [-]
I tend to watch ( well if it has both ) then see which voice actors i like better and watch that one.
#48 - Picture 09/09/2012 on Breakfast +9
#90 - CURE FOR ALZHEIMERS!! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? CURE FOR AL… 09/09/2012 on best sign ever +5
#62 - I dunno dude. Super Nintendo's a bit flat and not as … 09/08/2012 on Video Game Model 0
#61 - No wonder she's in 12th Her neck strain must be horri… 09/08/2012 on Video Game Model +2
#21 - Yup. ******* loved Cyberchase. Especially af… 09/08/2012 on playing dead +3
#19 - I find that this helps more in my case  [+] (2 new replies) 09/08/2012 on playing dead +7
User avatar #20 - snipster (09/08/2012) [-]
Oh my fuck, that was him? how did i never realize?
User avatar #21 - hauntzor (09/08/2012) [-]
Yup.
Fucking loved Cyberchase. Especially after I found out Hacker is voiced by Christopher Lloyd.
#122 - NOOOO NOT THE BUBBLETH 09/08/2012 on Bubbles +19
#45 - >be like, six >ask mom where babies come from &g…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/08/2012 on Poor kid +57
User avatar #78 - fedegon (09/08/2012) [-]
I would make such a horrible joke here, but it's common knowledge that it is overu-

ARROW TO THE KNEE ABORTION!
#72 - What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? … 09/08/2012 on Baby's +8
#159 - Took me a couple read-throughs to get it, but in the end I enj… 09/08/2012 on Ding-Dong-Ditched +1
#404 - Oh wow holy **** Another post about how … 09/07/2012 on Seriously? +10
#368 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2012 on Useless superpowers 0
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User avatar #314 - majormayor (08/01/2014) [-]
fat
User avatar #315 to #314 - hauntzor (08/01/2014) [-]
b-but muh genetix
User avatar #316 to #315 - majormayor (08/01/2014) [-]
I think I saw you post something kinda naughty here once. I have seen a few pictures that weren't meant to be seen by me.
User avatar #317 to #316 - hauntzor (08/01/2014) [-]
On my profile? Not recently, but I've been kinda active in the **** community.

User avatar #305 - majormayor (06/21/2014) [-]
You're trans now?
#306 to #305 - hauntzor (06/21/2014) [-]
Yeah.
Yeah.
User avatar #308 to #306 - majormayor (06/21/2014) [-]
When did you realize this? I don't think you brought that up until recently.
User avatar #309 to #308 - hauntzor (06/21/2014) [-]
Sometime earlier this year. I've been seeing a therapist recently to work things out though. I won't say that I have my entire identity figured out, but it's getting there.

I'm pretty gender-fluid at this point. I like identifying as a girl for most other situations not related to performing on some kind of stage. If it weren't for this deep voice of mine I would totally be okay with identifying as a woman 100% of the time.
User avatar #310 to #309 - majormayor (06/21/2014) [-]
lol okay then
Were you projecting this in the form of your futa art before?
User avatar #311 to #310 - hauntzor (06/21/2014) [-]
Nah not really
User avatar #312 to #311 - majormayor (06/21/2014) [-]
Hmm. I have been long aware of your sexuality. You have even shared pictures of yourself on here before.
User avatar #307 to #306 - hauntzor (06/21/2014) [-]
(unintentionally posts GIF that could also be construed as a literal interpretation of genderswapping)
User avatar #313 to #307 - majormayor (06/24/2014) [-]
On a side note, I have now realized that I have sorta surrounded myself with transwomen on this website.
User avatar #300 - revengeforfreeze (05/19/2014) [-]
there's a risk of us getting cancer
User avatar #301 to #300 - hauntzor (05/19/2014) [-]
do wha?
User avatar #302 to #301 - revengeforfreeze (05/19/2014) [-]
there's a possibility that we will get cancer in the future
: (
User avatar #303 to #302 - hauntzor (05/19/2014) [-]
well, realistically, everyone is at risk for cancer. It's just life.
User avatar #297 to #296 - hauntzor (04/13/2014) [-]
Have them kiss, then run while they're distracted by love.
User avatar #298 to #297 - majormayor (04/13/2014) [-]
The power of selfcest!
User avatar #288 - revengeforfreeze (03/28/2014) [-]
Do you draw?
User avatar #289 to #288 - hauntzor (03/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, why?
User avatar #290 to #289 - revengeforfreeze (03/28/2014) [-]
I wanna see
#291 to #290 - hauntzor (03/28/2014) [-]
This is my most recent. Haven't been very active lately due to college.
User avatar #293 to #292 - hauntzor (03/28/2014) [-]
Thanks. Junji Ito's work has been a big inspiration for me recently.
User avatar #294 to #293 - revengeforfreeze (03/28/2014) [-]
No idea who that is tbh
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User avatar #263 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
I wonder if one of my friends whacked it to your art.
User avatar #264 to #263 - hauntzor (03/04/2014) [-]
oh?
User avatar #265 to #264 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure I already told you that I know about your smut.
User avatar #266 to #265 - hauntzor (03/04/2014) [-]
Yeah I knew that, how do you know that someone you know has fapped to it tho?
User avatar #267 to #266 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
It's just a random thought that came to mind. I bet shibe would like it.
User avatar #268 to #267 - shibe (03/04/2014) [-]
like what
User avatar #269 to #268 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
His art.
User avatar #270 to #269 - shibe (03/04/2014) [-]
i like art
#274 to #272 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
I bet you liked it.
User avatar #275 to #274 - shibe (03/04/2014) [-]
uueuweuawhueiadauduwa ih
User avatar #276 to #275 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
What is this? What does this mean?
User avatar #277 to #276 - shibe (03/04/2014) [-]
it means i didnt like it
User avatar #278 to #277 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
Oh. I thought you liked furry dicks.
User avatar #279 to #278 - shibe (03/04/2014) [-]
i do


but that is not my style
User avatar #280 to #279 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
Hey Hauntzor, Shibby here doesn't like your style.
User avatar #282 to #280 - shibe (03/04/2014) [-]
ya sorry hauntzor i may be a depressing kid but i like it nice and happy not with a style that depresses me even more
User avatar #283 to #282 - hauntzor (03/04/2014) [-]
what about it is depressing?
#285 to #283 - shibe (03/04/2014) [-]
i'm not good with art criticism


but there is like a lot of dark moody colors in some of them that I guess depress me because they remind me of casseterecorder
User avatar #286 to #285 - hauntzor (03/04/2014) [-]
Yeah I see what you mean. I wasn't trying to criticize you or anything for not liking it but now I understand. I do like to use a lot of deep violets and blues.
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#261 to #260 - hauntzor (02/18/2014) [-]
Definitely not the worst I've seen of this kind of **** ; she's still kinda cute.

>those knees tho
User avatar #262 to #261 - majormayor (02/18/2014) [-]
I knew that you were gonna like it more than the others so far.
User avatar #257 - mayormilkman (12/23/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link

You got featured in this post.
User avatar #258 to #257 - hauntzor (12/23/2013) [-]
that made my heart race a little at first because I thought I was being publicly chastised at first, and that's one of my all-time worst fears. But it appears that they thumbed me up, so all appears well.
User avatar #259 to #258 - mayormilkman (12/23/2013) [-]
The FunnyJunk tag on Tumblr is mainly just content shared on there from here, but there is the occasional post that is about this place.
User avatar #247 - shibe (12/01/2013) [-]
Wolf Eyes - Stabbed In the Face Thank you so much for getting me into wolf eyes.
User avatar #248 to #247 - hauntzor (12/01/2013) [-]
Nate Young - Comes Unbidden
No prob man. They're undoubtedly the most terrifying band I have ever listened to.

Aaron Dilloway and Nate Young also do a lot of solo work outside of the band. You should check them out also.
User avatar #249 to #248 - shibe (12/01/2013) [-]
The Haxan Cloak - Excavation (Part 2) Dude

Dark Ambient

2spooks
User avatar #252 to #249 - hauntzor (12/01/2013) [-]
Prurient is also a good guy to listen to for that **** . The majority of his work besides this one is very noisy and harsh though. I might have shown you before.

Prurient - Let's Make A Slave
User avatar #253 to #252 - shibe (12/01/2013) [-]
Gedankenexperiment - Experiment Defined [HQ] I'll listen to it in a sec.

Are you into any other electronic sub genres?
User avatar #255 to #253 - hauntzor (12/01/2013) [-]
I'm more of a metal fan at heart, but I enjoy some: drum'n'bass, power electronics, ambient and some acid. I don't go very deep though.

Squarepusher-Beepstreet
User avatar #256 to #255 - shibe (12/01/2013) [-]
dude squarepusher is amazing

but he's breakcore/drill and bass

Venetian Snares - Pouncelciot
Renard - Forcing You Into My Life just look past who made this and what they associate themselves with and just listen to it. Trust me there is nothing furry about it at all.
Xanopticon - Constant (from "Liminal Space") this is more flashcore, but this genre came from breakcore so it doesn't matter.


www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNzxsOB2Q3g also this song is quite possibly one of the greatest electronic songs ever
User avatar #254 to #253 - shibe (12/01/2013) [-]
I don't know why I group noise and dark ambient with electronic.

i'm sorry
#237 to #236 - hauntzor (10/24/2013) [-]
I am not a negro.  I am but a golden retriever.
I am not a negro. I am but a golden retriever.
User avatar #238 to #237 - mayormilkman (10/24/2013) [-]
I saw your smut.
#240 to #239 - mayormilkman (10/24/2013) [-]
It was not spectacular.
User avatar #241 to #240 - hauntzor (10/24/2013) [-]
It's cool

Not like I do it for a living or anything
User avatar #242 to #241 - mayormilkman (10/25/2013) [-]
Or do you?
#243 to #242 - hauntzor (10/25/2013) [-]
boy do I wish.
User avatar #244 to #243 - mayormilkman (10/25/2013) [-]
All I know is that furries have a lot of money to waste for some reason.
User avatar #245 to #244 - hauntzor (10/25/2013) [-]
I literally just got a note today asking what I was asking for in prices.

I told them that I didn't have a set list, but they replied that they wanted a guesstimate anyway. After I gave it to them ($25 being the most expensive for a shaded drawing w/ background) they said "eh, nevermind."
User avatar #246 to #245 - mayormilkman (10/25/2013) [-]
I've heard those suits are very expensive.
User avatar #235 - mayormilkman (10/06/2013) [-]
Mega Gardevoir has the poofiest dress ever.
User avatar #232 - zombiesnipertwo (09/28/2013) [-]
Hi friend
just 2 things...1: you should erase that **** from your profile wall (not that I care, I just dont want you banned)

2:I saw your art on e621 and made me remember you soo...

wassup?
User avatar #233 to #232 - hauntzor (09/28/2013) [-]
Noted. I was under the impression that profile commenting was free-range.

Thanks. :3
just working through college. Trying to draw smut when I can. Not much.
User avatar #234 to #233 - zombiesnipertwo (09/28/2013) [-]
nope...sadly it isn't save from rules

User avatar #225 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
Can you do me a favor?
User avatar #227 to #226 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
tuck me into bed pls
#228 to #227 - hauntzor (09/24/2013) [-]
k   
   
no bedtime stories this time though.  You're a big boy now.
k

no bedtime stories this time though. You're a big boy now.
User avatar #230 to #228 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
ngithy night
User avatar #229 to #228 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
alrighty then
User avatar #220 - mayormilkman (08/16/2013) [-]
Where do you post your art?
#221 to #220 - hauntzor (08/16/2013) [-]
why do you ask?
why do you ask?
User avatar #222 to #221 - mayormilkman (08/16/2013) [-]
I'm just wondering. I think you ranted about something related to it once on the hating board.
User avatar #223 to #222 - hauntzor (08/16/2013) [-]
I have a DeviantART that I post my SFW **** on. I'm not very active one there as of recently though.
User avatar #224 to #223 - mayormilkman (08/16/2013) [-]
"SFW"
Tee hee. I've seen it before.
User avatar #217 - mayormilkman (08/01/2013) [-]
butts
#218 to #217 - hauntzor (08/01/2013) [-]
You know my mother was a butt.
You know my mother was a butt.
User avatar #219 to #218 - mayormilkman (08/01/2013) [-]
what

I'm just posting "butts".
User avatar #216 - mayormilkman (07/09/2013) [-]
Newgrounds became eighteen a few days ago.
User avatar #213 - mayormilkman (05/28/2013) [-]
I wonder how long it will take for the below guy's images to get flagged...
User avatar #214 to #213 - hauntzor (05/28/2013) [-]
I thought profile comments were anything-goes.
User avatar #215 to #214 - mayormilkman (05/28/2013) [-]
They haven't been for months.
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#198 - mayormilkman (01/24/2013) [-]
Good evening.
#200 to #199 - mayormilkman (01/24/2013) [-]
I realized last night that I'm a few months younger than Newgrounds.
#201 to #200 - hauntzor (01/24/2013) [-]
I just Wikipedia'd that 						****					.  I had no idea NG was that old.  Only a year younger than me.   
   
It seems like only yesterday when I first discovered pornography on that particular site, back in the golden days of 2006.
I just Wikipedia'd that **** . I had no idea NG was that old. Only a year younger than me.

It seems like only yesterday when I first discovered pornography on that particular site, back in the golden days of 2006.
#202 to #201 - mayormilkman (01/24/2013) [-]
2006... I had little consistent interests back then. It was 2007 where I began going on to forums and such. I kind of miss the days where there weren't as many large websites that cast a shadow over many other ones and one another. Then again, back then I didn't care as much about where I went anyway.

I remember the first pornographic image I've seen (2006 too). It was tentacle rape. I'm pretty sure it's the image on the Wikipedia article for it.
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