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#76 - Picture 09/28/2014 on 2art4u +35
#323622 - I loved it in the Castlevania 3 playthrough when they hinted a… 09/27/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#323617 - >his newest vid comes out >go to the #Jontron tag on… 09/27/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
#92 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 09/27/2014 on Runescape Gif Comp +9
#100 - thecutegoodra (09/27/2014) [-]
Your mom is like a anvil in varrock, always getting hammered.
#94 - godtwomany (09/27/2014) [-]
its free for me...
<- me playing RS.
#323332 - I wish there was a checkbox under the "Explain why you wa…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/26/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +6
User avatar #323352 - fishinyourface (09/26/2014) [-]
I think it's retarded how they all try to recruit you with some little paragraph about how this is the greatest place to work and you'll love your job. Bitch, it's a fucking hamburger joint, we all know how this works....
#323336 - anonymous (09/26/2014) [-]
why isn't there a way to apply for a job where all you do is sign a thing saying "will work for money and nothing else"
User avatar #323340 - thechosentroll (09/26/2014) [-]
Because it wouldn't be as easy to exploit.
User avatar #323333 - thebestpieever (09/26/2014) [-]
I've walways wondered if they want an answer like "I think cough drops bring happiness to people lives, and I'd like to have the vital task of checking that they all have a Z properly carved into them" or whatever.
#113 - Hfw someone comes home while she's still on the toilet 09/26/2014 on Home Alone Freedom 0
#168 - When someone's username is slightly similar to yours  [+] (2 new replies) 09/25/2014 on YFW someone has the same... +3
#293 - atoma (09/26/2014) [-]
Calling the man who took the comment virginity from my profile a year ago

Atma my love come to me!
#305 - atma (09/26/2014) [-]
Oh man, I totally remember that, it's been so long
#322572 - If I had a nickel for every time I saw a Tumblr SJW use an ad …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/24/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
User avatar #322652 - majormayor (09/24/2014) [-]
I think the most annoying ones are the ones who may initially come up with a decent claim, but they don't argue any further and just mock those who disagree.
#322616 - aoeui (09/24/2014) [-]
#322590 - anonymous (09/24/2014) [-]
they win once you give them attention, never argue with them. they're like a kid screaming and stamping it's feet, it will keep doing it until it gets what it wants which in this case means attention. if you ignore what they are saying, they will fade away into nothingness. yes they will keep making posts about whatever shade of purple has offended them that day but it'll be to a bunch of people who don't care.

ignore it and it will go away.
User avatar #322577 - volero (09/24/2014) [-]
It's all they have to argue with.
#322348 - I hate how 90% of the content in my art history classes deal w… 09/23/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#120 - Yeah, let's just throw away thousands of years worth of human … 09/23/2014 on People with Vaginas are women +1
#104 - Look at all these 14 year-olds in the comments who think that …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/23/2014 on People with Vaginas are women +4
User avatar #133 - landerp (09/23/2014) [-]
People only care about the penis on my crotch, not the vagina in my heart.
#117 - beerterror (09/23/2014) [-]
>implying sociology and psychology are anything to be taken seriously
User avatar #120 - hauntzor (09/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, let's just throw away thousands of years worth of human research and study and just call everyone who doesn't follow society's norms a bunch of idiots.

Goodbye, progress.
#115 - toesmash (09/23/2014) [-]
#322201 - >When guys hit on girls online and the guy's profile pictur…  [+] (9 new replies) 09/23/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #322217 - thebestpieever (09/23/2014) [-]
When guys hit on girls online.
User avatar #322225 - ferrettamer (09/23/2014) [-]
When guys hit girls
User avatar #322226 - ferrettamer (09/23/2014) [-]
I meant to add a heart at the end of that
User avatar #322227 - thebestpieever (09/23/2014) [-]
I... are you coming onto me?
User avatar #322229 - ferrettamer (09/23/2014) [-]
Do you hit girls?
User avatar #322232 - thebestpieever (09/23/2014) [-]
No, do you?
User avatar #322233 - ferrettamer (09/23/2014) [-]
No, but I'm attracted to guys who do, so no, I wasn't coming onto you
User avatar #322252 - thebestpieever (09/23/2014) [-]
What, am I not good enough for you?
User avatar #322254 - ferrettamer (09/23/2014) [-]
Yea, cause you don't hit girls
#26 - Kansasfag here. Vanilla Coke is everywhere here too. 09/22/2014 on SJWs make me stronger... +1
#110 - I don't go to 4chan. Is it basically completely empty now? L… 09/22/2014 on Well now 0
#321901 - I hate how my brain automatically reads every single…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #321936 - leonhardt (09/22/2014) [-]
I read "Dyke"
#138 - Comparing actual war to video games  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2014 on Just a thought +1
#154 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
Not comparing censorship to 1984-like fascism
#135 - Seriously. I love video games as much as the next guy but thi…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2014 on Just a thought +2
User avatar #139 - thatoneiranianguy (09/22/2014) [-]
Although I agree with you the Gamergate thing extends much farther than just video games as a media itself.

#321770 - so much nostalgia 09/22/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#321541 - Probably Bill Cosby or something  [+] (3 new replies) 09/21/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #321577 - thebestpieever (09/21/2014) [-]
I thought Bill Cosby was already dead.
User avatar #321542 - themanwithnoplan (09/21/2014) [-]
To be fair, Bill Cosby has looked like he could croak over at any moment for years at this point
User avatar #321543 - themanwithnoplan (09/21/2014) [-]
"Croak over"

My English idiom vocabulary is amazing
Croak/keel over
#321526 - I hate thinking about celebrities and other famous people that…  [+] (10 new replies) 09/21/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#321532 - anonymous (09/21/2014) [-]
Jack Nicholson
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Morgan Freeman
Harrison Ford
and many more...

we've already lost Robin Williams, Philip Seymour Hoffman and Richard Kiel.
I dread to think who's next.
#321541 - hauntzor (09/21/2014) [-]
Probably Bill Cosby or something
User avatar #321577 - thebestpieever (09/21/2014) [-]
I thought Bill Cosby was already dead.
User avatar #321542 - themanwithnoplan (09/21/2014) [-]
To be fair, Bill Cosby has looked like he could croak over at any moment for years at this point
User avatar #321543 - themanwithnoplan (09/21/2014) [-]
"Croak over"

My English idiom vocabulary is amazing
Croak/keel over
#321530 - anonymous (09/21/2014) [-]
>tfw Dana Snyder will die withing the next sixty years
User avatar #321527 - bladeboy (09/21/2014) [-]
>tfw Ryan Gosling will die within your life span
User avatar #321531 - aoeui (09/21/2014) [-]
HE PREDICTED IT ZOMG!!!! R U A MAGICIAN
User avatar #321537 - bladeboy (09/21/2014) [-]
Ye
User avatar #321538 - aoeui (09/21/2014) [-]
of course robin williams was gonna die in everyone's life, he was like 70, everyone made such a big deal about it
#50 - God that was good wreckage  [+] (6 new replies) 09/21/2014 on SJW got told +37
User avatar #161 - satansferret (09/21/2014) [-]
TROGGDORR
User avatar #365 - garymotherfingoak (09/21/2014) [-]
Trogdor was a man
User avatar #371 - satansferret (09/21/2014) [-]
Trogdor was THE man
User avatar #372 - garymotherfingoak (09/21/2014) [-]
No wait, he was the dragon man...
User avatar #373 - satansferret (09/21/2014) [-]
or maybe he was just a dragon
User avatar #374 - garymotherfingoak (09/21/2014) [-]
but still he was TROGDOOOOOOOORRRRR
#5 - I dreamed that for whatever reason, my brother was extremely t… 09/20/2014 on We've all been there +1
#321062 - Mfw 09/20/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#321059 - I hate my relationship with vaginas. Some days I'll t…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/20/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#321134 - princessren (09/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #321170 - dumerveil (09/20/2014) [-]
That's not even the quote from the original hentai.
User avatar #321112 - thebestpieever (09/20/2014) [-]
I need to print "I hate my relationship with vaginas" on a T-shirt.
User avatar #321091 - aoeui (09/20/2014) [-]
me too. they're disgusting. discharge shit all the time. and women act like they're the center of your universe
User avatar #321064 - nefarian (09/20/2014) [-]
Neat, I thought it was just me.
User avatar #321061 - bladeboy (09/20/2014) [-]
Like roast beef stuffed into a skin coloured ham wallet
User avatar #321074 - nefarian (09/20/2014) [-]
Dicks are sausages with some extra aged skin around them.
#321062 - hauntzor (09/20/2014) [-]
Mfw
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User avatar #325 - majormayor ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
How's life?
User avatar #326 to #325 - hauntzor (11/30/2014) [-]
It's k
User avatar #327 to #326 - majormayor ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
Alright.
I am still in school. I wish I was less lazy just so I could get my work done already.
User avatar #328 to #327 - hauntzor (11/30/2014) [-]
I have two weeks left in my first semester. It's okay I guess.
User avatar #329 to #328 - majormayor ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
I've got three weeks left. I think the third one is just two days, though. I have four days a week but for the next two I'll have to be there on the Fridays.
User avatar #324 to #323 - majormayor ONLINE (10/15/2014) [-]
My job here is done.
User avatar #318 - majormayor ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Waste my time, uh, bro.
User avatar #319 to #318 - hauntzor (09/17/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCA3j9iEEnw&list=UUEW26Wv0nQX7fAtIk7cTJSw here's a kid with the voice of Ernie from Sesame Street reviewing and eating an entire frozen pizza
User avatar #321 to #319 - majormayor ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Oh man I had a good laugh.
User avatar #320 to #319 - majormayor ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Good Lord.
User avatar #314 - majormayor ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
fat
User avatar #315 to #314 - hauntzor (08/01/2014) [-]
b-but muh genetix
User avatar #316 to #315 - majormayor ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
I think I saw you post something kinda naughty here once. I have seen a few pictures that weren't meant to be seen by me.
User avatar #317 to #316 - hauntzor (08/01/2014) [-]
On my profile? Not recently, but I've been kinda active in the **** community.

User avatar #305 - majormayor ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
You're trans now?
#306 to #305 - hauntzor (06/21/2014) [-]
Yeah.
Yeah.
User avatar #308 to #306 - majormayor ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
When did you realize this? I don't think you brought that up until recently.
User avatar #309 to #308 - hauntzor (06/21/2014) [-]
Sometime earlier this year. I've been seeing a therapist recently to work things out though. I won't say that I have my entire identity figured out, but it's getting there.

I'm pretty gender-fluid at this point. I like identifying as a girl for most other situations not related to performing on some kind of stage. If it weren't for this deep voice of mine I would totally be okay with identifying as a woman 100% of the time.
User avatar #310 to #309 - majormayor ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
lol okay then
Were you projecting this in the form of your futa art before?
User avatar #311 to #310 - hauntzor (06/21/2014) [-]
Nah not really
User avatar #312 to #311 - majormayor ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Hmm. I have been long aware of your sexuality. You have even shared pictures of yourself on here before.
User avatar #307 to #306 - hauntzor (06/21/2014) [-]
(unintentionally posts GIF that could also be construed as a literal interpretation of genderswapping)
User avatar #313 to #307 - majormayor ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
On a side note, I have now realized that I have sorta surrounded myself with transwomen on this website.
User avatar #300 - revengeforfreeze (05/19/2014) [-]
there's a risk of us getting cancer
User avatar #301 to #300 - hauntzor (05/19/2014) [-]
do wha?
User avatar #302 to #301 - revengeforfreeze (05/19/2014) [-]
there's a possibility that we will get cancer in the future
: (
User avatar #303 to #302 - hauntzor (05/19/2014) [-]
well, realistically, everyone is at risk for cancer. It's just life.
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User avatar #297 to #296 - hauntzor (04/13/2014) [-]
Have them kiss, then run while they're distracted by love.
User avatar #298 to #297 - majormayor ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
The power of selfcest!
User avatar #288 - revengeforfreeze (03/28/2014) [-]
Do you draw?
User avatar #289 to #288 - hauntzor (03/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, why?
User avatar #290 to #289 - revengeforfreeze (03/28/2014) [-]
I wanna see
#291 to #290 - hauntzor (03/28/2014) [-]
This is my most recent. Haven't been very active lately due to college.
User avatar #293 to #292 - hauntzor (03/28/2014) [-]
Thanks. Junji Ito's work has been a big inspiration for me recently.
User avatar #294 to #293 - revengeforfreeze (03/28/2014) [-]
No idea who that is tbh
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User avatar #263 - majormayor ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
I wonder if one of my friends whacked it to your art.
User avatar #264 to #263 - hauntzor (03/04/2014) [-]
oh?
User avatar #265 to #264 - majormayor ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure I already told you that I know about your smut.
User avatar #266 to #265 - hauntzor (03/04/2014) [-]
Yeah I knew that, how do you know that someone you know has fapped to it tho?
User avatar #267 to #266 - majormayor ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
It's just a random thought that came to mind. I bet shibe would like it.
User avatar #268 to #267 - shibe ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
like what
User avatar #269 to #268 - majormayor ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
His art.
User avatar #270 to #269 - shibe ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
i like art
#274 to #272 - majormayor ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
I bet you liked it.
User avatar #275 to #274 - shibe ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
uueuweuawhueiadauduwa ih
User avatar #276 to #275 - majormayor ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
What is this? What does this mean?
User avatar #277 to #276 - shibe ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
it means i didnt like it
User avatar #278 to #277 - majormayor ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
Oh. I thought you liked furry dicks.
User avatar #279 to #278 - shibe ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
i do


but that is not my style
User avatar #280 to #279 - majormayor ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
Hey Hauntzor, Shibby here doesn't like your style.
User avatar #282 to #280 - shibe ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
ya sorry hauntzor i may be a depressing kid but i like it nice and happy not with a style that depresses me even more
User avatar #283 to #282 - hauntzor (03/04/2014) [-]
what about it is depressing?
#285 to #283 - shibe ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
i'm not good with art criticism


but there is like a lot of dark moody colors in some of them that I guess depress me because they remind me of casseterecorder
User avatar #286 to #285 - hauntzor (03/04/2014) [-]
Yeah I see what you mean. I wasn't trying to criticize you or anything for not liking it but now I understand. I do like to use a lot of deep violets and blues.
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User avatar #273 to #272 - majormayor ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
lol
#261 to #260 - hauntzor (02/18/2014) [-]
Definitely not the worst I've seen of this kind of **** ; she's still kinda cute.

>those knees tho
User avatar #262 to #261 - majormayor ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
I knew that you were gonna like it more than the others so far.
User avatar #257 - mayormilkman (12/23/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link

You got featured in this post.
User avatar #258 to #257 - hauntzor (12/23/2013) [-]
that made my heart race a little at first because I thought I was being publicly chastised at first, and that's one of my all-time worst fears. But it appears that they thumbed me up, so all appears well.
User avatar #259 to #258 - mayormilkman (12/23/2013) [-]
The FunnyJunk tag on Tumblr is mainly just content shared on there from here, but there is the occasional post that is about this place.
User avatar #247 - shibe ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
Wolf Eyes - Stabbed In the Face Thank you so much for getting me into wolf eyes.
User avatar #248 to #247 - hauntzor (12/01/2013) [-]
Nate Young - Comes Unbidden
No prob man. They're undoubtedly the most terrifying band I have ever listened to.

Aaron Dilloway and Nate Young also do a lot of solo work outside of the band. You should check them out also.
User avatar #249 to #248 - shibe ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
The Haxan Cloak - Excavation (Part 2) Dude

Dark Ambient

2spooks
User avatar #252 to #249 - hauntzor (12/01/2013) [-]
Prurient is also a good guy to listen to for that **** . The majority of his work besides this one is very noisy and harsh though. I might have shown you before.

Prurient - Let's Make A Slave
User avatar #253 to #252 - shibe ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
Gedankenexperiment - Experiment Defined [HQ] I'll listen to it in a sec.

Are you into any other electronic sub genres?
User avatar #255 to #253 - hauntzor (12/01/2013) [-]
I'm more of a metal fan at heart, but I enjoy some: drum'n'bass, power electronics, ambient and some acid. I don't go very deep though.

Squarepusher-Beepstreet
User avatar #256 to #255 - shibe ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
dude squarepusher is amazing

but he's breakcore/drill and bass

Venetian Snares - Pouncelciot
Renard - Forcing You Into My Life just look past who made this and what they associate themselves with and just listen to it. Trust me there is nothing furry about it at all.
Xanopticon - Constant (from "Liminal Space") this is more flashcore, but this genre came from breakcore so it doesn't matter.


www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNzxsOB2Q3g also this song is quite possibly one of the greatest electronic songs ever
User avatar #254 to #253 - shibe ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
I don't know why I group noise and dark ambient with electronic.

i'm sorry
#237 to #236 - hauntzor (10/24/2013) [-]
I am not a negro.  I am but a golden retriever.
I am not a negro. I am but a golden retriever.
User avatar #238 to #237 - mayormilkman (10/24/2013) [-]
I saw your smut.
#240 to #239 - mayormilkman (10/24/2013) [-]
It was not spectacular.
User avatar #241 to #240 - hauntzor (10/24/2013) [-]
It's cool

Not like I do it for a living or anything
User avatar #242 to #241 - mayormilkman (10/25/2013) [-]
Or do you?
#243 to #242 - hauntzor (10/25/2013) [-]
boy do I wish.
User avatar #244 to #243 - mayormilkman (10/25/2013) [-]
All I know is that furries have a lot of money to waste for some reason.
User avatar #245 to #244 - hauntzor (10/25/2013) [-]
I literally just got a note today asking what I was asking for in prices.

I told them that I didn't have a set list, but they replied that they wanted a guesstimate anyway. After I gave it to them ($25 being the most expensive for a shaded drawing w/ background) they said "eh, nevermind."
User avatar #246 to #245 - mayormilkman (10/25/2013) [-]
I've heard those suits are very expensive.
User avatar #235 - mayormilkman (10/06/2013) [-]
Mega Gardevoir has the poofiest dress ever.
User avatar #232 - zombiesnipertwo (09/28/2013) [-]
Hi friend
just 2 things...1: you should erase that **** from your profile wall (not that I care, I just dont want you banned)

2:I saw your art on e621 and made me remember you soo...

wassup?
User avatar #233 to #232 - hauntzor (09/28/2013) [-]
Noted. I was under the impression that profile commenting was free-range.

Thanks. :3
just working through college. Trying to draw smut when I can. Not much.
User avatar #234 to #233 - zombiesnipertwo (09/28/2013) [-]
nope...sadly it isn't save from rules

User avatar #225 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
Can you do me a favor?
User avatar #227 to #226 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
tuck me into bed pls
#228 to #227 - hauntzor (09/24/2013) [-]
k   
   
no bedtime stories this time though.  You're a big boy now.
k

no bedtime stories this time though. You're a big boy now.
User avatar #230 to #228 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
ngithy night
User avatar #229 to #228 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
alrighty then
User avatar #220 - mayormilkman (08/16/2013) [-]
Where do you post your art?
#221 to #220 - hauntzor (08/16/2013) [-]
why do you ask?
why do you ask?
User avatar #222 to #221 - mayormilkman (08/16/2013) [-]
I'm just wondering. I think you ranted about something related to it once on the hating board.
User avatar #223 to #222 - hauntzor (08/16/2013) [-]
I have a DeviantART that I post my SFW **** on. I'm not very active one there as of recently though.
User avatar #224 to #223 - mayormilkman (08/16/2013) [-]
"SFW"
Tee hee. I've seen it before.
User avatar #217 - mayormilkman (08/01/2013) [-]
butts
#218 to #217 - hauntzor (08/01/2013) [-]
You know my mother was a butt.
You know my mother was a butt.
User avatar #219 to #218 - mayormilkman (08/01/2013) [-]
what

I'm just posting "butts".
User avatar #216 - mayormilkman (07/09/2013) [-]
Newgrounds became eighteen a few days ago.
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