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#147 - Picture 07/23/2014 on 07Scape Noobs +3
#295784 - >leave room/area to go fart so the crowd around you won't s… 07/22/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#1488 - Ice Cap Zone: Act 1 ********** 07/22/2014 on Games 0
#14 - There are several scriptures from the Bible that encourage peo…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/22/2014 on Car religions +42
#24 - gohex (07/22/2014) [-]
Wait... so he encourages teaching like.. bats and foxes the gospel? "every creature"
#55 - earldibblesjr (07/22/2014) [-]
King James Version is pretty much the worst.

"Then he said, “Go into the world. Go everywhere and announce the Message of God’s good news to one and all. Whoever believes and is baptized is saved; whoever refuses to believe is damned." -The Message

This version is the easiest to understand as it is translated in a more modern vernacular.
#93 - anonymous (07/23/2014) [-]
>king James version the worst

I hope that was a typo, because it's not hard to understand

King James is the only bible that man has not added to or taken away from, it even says those who take away from this word shall have their name removed from the book of life
#101 - truesmokewolf (07/29/2014) [-]
Sorry Anon, not true.
First Council of Nicaea 325 A.D.
Long before the King James version, tampered beyond repair.
gg
#100 - earldibblesjr (07/23/2014) [-]
>not hard to understand
>King James Version

pick one.



really though unless a person is well versed in Shakespearean English than the only reason to read it is because there's not a better translation around.
My go to translations are ESV and The Message.
#56 - gohex (07/22/2014) [-]
Makes more sense. Thanks for clearing that up.
#30 - Also, in the beta version, if you died and got a game over or …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2014 on Luigi's Mansion +3
User avatar #38 - exclamation (07/22/2014) [-]
So... you got fat?
User avatar #39 - psychadelicsnake (07/28/2014) [-]
possessed
#102 - Man I was so into Bionicle as a kid and I used to love taking …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2014 on Bionicle-related Creations +1
#58 - Comment deleted 07/20/2014 on Service Pokémon. +3
#294886 - You mean the "What if grass is actually blue but we just …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #294887 - majormayor (07/20/2014) [-]
Yep. That stuff. It is an odd thought, though.
#294797 - This showed up on my Facebook news feed and it's the most reta…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +5
User avatar #294870 - majormayor (07/20/2014) [-]
That reminds me of too many Tumblr posts that can be summed up as "what if x was y when we wouldn't be able to know it." Then again, it is some sort of anti-empiricism, which is interesting.
User avatar #294886 - hauntzor (07/20/2014) [-]
You mean the "What if grass is actually blue but we just call it green and we all see different colors?" bullshit? Yeah.
User avatar #294887 - majormayor (07/20/2014) [-]
Yep. That stuff. It is an odd thought, though.
#294853 - plumpbooty (07/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #294808 - joshlol (07/20/2014) [-]
facebook is populated by morons, what do you honestly expect?
#294813 - anonymous (07/20/2014) [-]
>Facebook
User avatar #294816 - joshlol (07/20/2014) [-]
yes
#294820 - anonymous (07/20/2014) [-]
Apparently I have the attention span of a fly because I read the comment, then looked at the picture and thought it was from Twitter alone. My bad.
#294806 - anonymous (07/20/2014) [-]
What if you're fucking retarded, and you should have your rights to post on social media taken away you dumb cunt.
#294627 - It also keeps you from getting a UTI by washing out the excess… 07/19/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#294625 - >wanting to find a funny clip from a show on YouTube to sho…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #294655 - nimba (07/19/2014) [-]
there was a time... a time when that was what 80% of youtube was
#294662 - anonymous (07/19/2014) [-]
that or a slideshow with 008 sound system playing.
User avatar #294670 - misticalz (07/19/2014) [-]
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHH
OHHH AHHHHHHHHH AAAOHHHHHH OOOOHHHHAAAAHHHOHHHHHHHHUHHHHHHHHHOOHHHHHHAAHHHahUHHHhhh
#294615 - oh god, all those crossover ship buttons at the top of the page  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#294619 - anonymous (07/19/2014) [-]
#294612 - Not on this board, but the only user I've ever had to hide all… 07/19/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#294610 - Also, I'm surprised someone so "non-white" can claim…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #294617 - majormayor (07/19/2014) [-]
I've brought that point up before. Some people on there claim that Disney is extremely racist and whatnot but are still big fans. It baffles me.
User avatar #294630 - plumpbooty (07/19/2014) [-]
Easy. They love complaining. So they actually love Disney, but keep complaining about it to get attention among fellow Disney-lovers. Or they love complaining more and stick to Disney just to complain about it to the circle. Either way this Disney business is a huge circlejerk, and that's why it keeps growing and attracting more and more complainers.
User avatar #294632 - majormayor (07/19/2014) [-]
What a struggle.
#294608 - The special snowflake levels are off the charts! Whoa…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #294715 - Conquistador (07/20/2014) [-]
Disgusting... I should go on tumblr just to mess with them with talking about right wing ideologies. Wonder how they'd react knowing I'm non-white.
User avatar #294672 - norkas (07/19/2014) [-]
I really hate it when tumblr users self diagnose themselves with mental disorders just to add to their speshul snowflakeness.
User avatar #294656 - nimba (07/19/2014) [-]
I'm certain most of that is against their fashion statement of a religion.
User avatar #294610 - hauntzor (07/19/2014) [-]
Also, I'm surprised someone so "non-white" can claim to love Disney so much, what with their blatant whitewashing and all.
User avatar #294617 - majormayor (07/19/2014) [-]
I've brought that point up before. Some people on there claim that Disney is extremely racist and whatnot but are still big fans. It baffles me.
User avatar #294630 - plumpbooty (07/19/2014) [-]
Easy. They love complaining. So they actually love Disney, but keep complaining about it to get attention among fellow Disney-lovers. Or they love complaining more and stick to Disney just to complain about it to the circle. Either way this Disney business is a huge circlejerk, and that's why it keeps growing and attracting more and more complainers.
User avatar #294632 - majormayor (07/19/2014) [-]
What a struggle.
#30 - Picture 07/19/2014 on 4chan ded +12
#32 - >homeowner's face when stepping outside  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2014 on completely untouched by the... +11
#45 - thiing (07/19/2014) [-]
#103 - Missouri mentioned Swell with methamphetamine 07/19/2014 on Misery +25
#89 - I missed the blind man part entirely and thought it was asking…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Goodnight everyone. I'm out. +1
User avatar #97 - irishalbino (07/19/2014) [-]
I think that's part of the trick. We're used to seeing no pun intended someone be blind than mute so we focus on the more extreme, or foreign, ailment.
User avatar #99 - grpeephole (07/19/2014) [-]
i just thought a blind man really didnt need sunglasses....... due to blindness. (not the ones who can see but strong light hurts thier eyes)
User avatar #102 - irishalbino (07/19/2014) [-]
Some are self-conscious about their white pupils so they hide them with sunglasses.
User avatar #103 - grpeephole (07/19/2014) [-]
how would they know?
#104 - irishalbino (07/19/2014) [-]
I don't know
#294386 - What abbreviation of RT are we referring to here?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#294515 - anonymous (07/19/2014) [-]
It is directly funded by the Russian government. So, you know, there is absolutely no pro-Russian bias or anything.
#294433 - anonymous (07/19/2014) [-]
Russia Today.
#294375 - I always forget what the average age demographic of this site … 07/19/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#35 - Elf sex would be great because you could grab her ears while y…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2014 on Honesty is a virtue +3
#38 - prtnchad (07/19/2014) [-]
Whatever makes you happy, buddy.
#294372 - Everyone and their mother in the comments saying the…  [+] (18 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #294510 - freedomreturns (07/19/2014) [-]
I'd do it just to have an excuse to punch my friend.
Because I think that's funny.
User avatar #294387 - thebestpieever (07/19/2014) [-]
There are some girls out there that would make me punch my friend to touch their breasts. But this is just a pretty girl... I mean, she's pretty, I'd probably ask her out but... meh.
User avatar #294409 - nefarian (07/19/2014) [-]
Touch =/= see
User avatar #294410 - thebestpieever (07/19/2014) [-]
Eye no. I wrote touch, because I'd do it for a touch, I wouldn't do it for a seeing.
User avatar #294414 - nefarian (07/19/2014) [-]
hauntzor's original point was that seeing tits isn't that great. Touching is on a higher level.
User avatar #294416 - thebestpieever (07/19/2014) [-]
Ye, but I mean, even if I could touch this girl's breasts. I wouldn't punch someone to do it.
User avatar #294419 - nefarian (07/19/2014) [-]
''There are some girls out there that would make me punch my friend to touch their breasts.''
User avatar #294420 - thebestpieever (07/19/2014) [-]
"But this is just a pretty girl... I mean, she's pretty, I'd probably ask her out but... meh."
User avatar #294425 - nefarian (07/19/2014) [-]
Aye, gotcha.
#294379 - targaryren (07/19/2014) [-]
that just means your a faggot
User avatar #294380 - nefarian (07/19/2014) [-]
*Cough* says you
User avatar #294384 - shibe (07/19/2014) [-]
doesnt matter she can still call people faggots

she calls me a faggot all the time
User avatar #294405 - nefarian (07/19/2014) [-]
And with good reason
User avatar #294431 - shibe (07/19/2014) [-]
i know
User avatar #294381 - targaryren (07/19/2014) [-]
well, yes, I happen to be an expert on the subject
who else's opinion can you trust
User avatar #294376 - nefarian (07/19/2014) [-]
1. Bros before hoes

2. You can literally just type ''boobs'' on google and find some.
User avatar #294374 - leonhardt (07/19/2014) [-]
>Everyone and their mother in the comments saying they'd punch their best friend if it meant getting to see this chick's boobs.
>Everyone admitting to being twelve years old.
User avatar #294375 - hauntzor (07/19/2014) [-]
I always forget what the average age demographic of this site is.


#294363 - I hate it when a really cool Kickstarter shows up just at the … 07/18/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#74 - Pretty sure the post is implying that she transitioned from a … 07/18/2014 on typical tumblr 0
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User avatar #318 - majormayor (9 hours ago) [-]
Waste my time, uh, bro.
User avatar #319 to #318 - hauntzor (9 hours ago) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCA3j9iEEnw&list=UUEW26Wv0nQX7fAtIk7cTJSw here's a kid with the voice of Ernie from Sesame Street reviewing and eating an entire frozen pizza
User avatar #321 to #319 - majormayor (9 hours ago) [-]
Oh man I had a good laugh.
User avatar #320 to #319 - majormayor (9 hours ago) [-]
Good Lord.
User avatar #314 - majormayor (08/01/2014) [-]
fat
User avatar #315 to #314 - hauntzor (08/01/2014) [-]
b-but muh genetix
User avatar #316 to #315 - majormayor (08/01/2014) [-]
I think I saw you post something kinda naughty here once. I have seen a few pictures that weren't meant to be seen by me.
User avatar #317 to #316 - hauntzor (08/01/2014) [-]
On my profile? Not recently, but I've been kinda active in the **** community.

User avatar #305 - majormayor (06/21/2014) [-]
You're trans now?
#306 to #305 - hauntzor (06/21/2014) [-]
Yeah.
Yeah.
User avatar #308 to #306 - majormayor (06/21/2014) [-]
When did you realize this? I don't think you brought that up until recently.
User avatar #309 to #308 - hauntzor (06/21/2014) [-]
Sometime earlier this year. I've been seeing a therapist recently to work things out though. I won't say that I have my entire identity figured out, but it's getting there.

I'm pretty gender-fluid at this point. I like identifying as a girl for most other situations not related to performing on some kind of stage. If it weren't for this deep voice of mine I would totally be okay with identifying as a woman 100% of the time.
User avatar #310 to #309 - majormayor (06/21/2014) [-]
lol okay then
Were you projecting this in the form of your futa art before?
User avatar #311 to #310 - hauntzor (06/21/2014) [-]
Nah not really
User avatar #312 to #311 - majormayor (06/21/2014) [-]
Hmm. I have been long aware of your sexuality. You have even shared pictures of yourself on here before.
User avatar #307 to #306 - hauntzor (06/21/2014) [-]
(unintentionally posts GIF that could also be construed as a literal interpretation of genderswapping)
User avatar #313 to #307 - majormayor (06/24/2014) [-]
On a side note, I have now realized that I have sorta surrounded myself with transwomen on this website.
User avatar #300 - revengeforfreeze (05/19/2014) [-]
there's a risk of us getting cancer
User avatar #301 to #300 - hauntzor (05/19/2014) [-]
do wha?
User avatar #302 to #301 - revengeforfreeze (05/19/2014) [-]
there's a possibility that we will get cancer in the future
: (
User avatar #303 to #302 - hauntzor (05/19/2014) [-]
well, realistically, everyone is at risk for cancer. It's just life.
User avatar #297 to #296 - hauntzor (04/13/2014) [-]
Have them kiss, then run while they're distracted by love.
User avatar #298 to #297 - majormayor (04/13/2014) [-]
The power of selfcest!
User avatar #288 - revengeforfreeze (03/28/2014) [-]
Do you draw?
User avatar #289 to #288 - hauntzor (03/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, why?
User avatar #290 to #289 - revengeforfreeze (03/28/2014) [-]
I wanna see
#291 to #290 - hauntzor (03/28/2014) [-]
This is my most recent. Haven't been very active lately due to college.
User avatar #293 to #292 - hauntzor (03/28/2014) [-]
Thanks. Junji Ito's work has been a big inspiration for me recently.
User avatar #294 to #293 - revengeforfreeze (03/28/2014) [-]
No idea who that is tbh
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User avatar #263 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
I wonder if one of my friends whacked it to your art.
User avatar #264 to #263 - hauntzor (03/04/2014) [-]
oh?
User avatar #265 to #264 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure I already told you that I know about your smut.
User avatar #266 to #265 - hauntzor (03/04/2014) [-]
Yeah I knew that, how do you know that someone you know has fapped to it tho?
User avatar #267 to #266 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
It's just a random thought that came to mind. I bet shibe would like it.
User avatar #268 to #267 - shibe (03/04/2014) [-]
like what
User avatar #269 to #268 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
His art.
User avatar #270 to #269 - shibe (03/04/2014) [-]
i like art
#274 to #272 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
I bet you liked it.
User avatar #275 to #274 - shibe (03/04/2014) [-]
uueuweuawhueiadauduwa ih
User avatar #276 to #275 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
What is this? What does this mean?
User avatar #277 to #276 - shibe (03/04/2014) [-]
it means i didnt like it
User avatar #278 to #277 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
Oh. I thought you liked furry dicks.
User avatar #279 to #278 - shibe (03/04/2014) [-]
i do


but that is not my style
User avatar #280 to #279 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
Hey Hauntzor, Shibby here doesn't like your style.
User avatar #282 to #280 - shibe (03/04/2014) [-]
ya sorry hauntzor i may be a depressing kid but i like it nice and happy not with a style that depresses me even more
User avatar #283 to #282 - hauntzor (03/04/2014) [-]
what about it is depressing?
#285 to #283 - shibe (03/04/2014) [-]
i'm not good with art criticism


but there is like a lot of dark moody colors in some of them that I guess depress me because they remind me of casseterecorder
User avatar #286 to #285 - hauntzor (03/04/2014) [-]
Yeah I see what you mean. I wasn't trying to criticize you or anything for not liking it but now I understand. I do like to use a lot of deep violets and blues.
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#261 to #260 - hauntzor (02/18/2014) [-]
Definitely not the worst I've seen of this kind of **** ; she's still kinda cute.

>those knees tho
User avatar #262 to #261 - majormayor (02/18/2014) [-]
I knew that you were gonna like it more than the others so far.
User avatar #257 - mayormilkman (12/23/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link

You got featured in this post.
User avatar #258 to #257 - hauntzor (12/23/2013) [-]
that made my heart race a little at first because I thought I was being publicly chastised at first, and that's one of my all-time worst fears. But it appears that they thumbed me up, so all appears well.
User avatar #259 to #258 - mayormilkman (12/23/2013) [-]
The FunnyJunk tag on Tumblr is mainly just content shared on there from here, but there is the occasional post that is about this place.
User avatar #247 - shibe (12/01/2013) [-]
Wolf Eyes - Stabbed In the Face Thank you so much for getting me into wolf eyes.
User avatar #248 to #247 - hauntzor (12/01/2013) [-]
Nate Young - Comes Unbidden
No prob man. They're undoubtedly the most terrifying band I have ever listened to.

Aaron Dilloway and Nate Young also do a lot of solo work outside of the band. You should check them out also.
User avatar #249 to #248 - shibe (12/01/2013) [-]
The Haxan Cloak - Excavation (Part 2) Dude

Dark Ambient

2spooks
User avatar #252 to #249 - hauntzor (12/01/2013) [-]
Prurient is also a good guy to listen to for that **** . The majority of his work besides this one is very noisy and harsh though. I might have shown you before.

Prurient - Let's Make A Slave
User avatar #253 to #252 - shibe (12/01/2013) [-]
Gedankenexperiment - Experiment Defined [HQ] I'll listen to it in a sec.

Are you into any other electronic sub genres?
User avatar #255 to #253 - hauntzor (12/01/2013) [-]
I'm more of a metal fan at heart, but I enjoy some: drum'n'bass, power electronics, ambient and some acid. I don't go very deep though.

Squarepusher-Beepstreet
User avatar #256 to #255 - shibe (12/01/2013) [-]
dude squarepusher is amazing

but he's breakcore/drill and bass

Venetian Snares - Pouncelciot
Renard - Forcing You Into My Life just look past who made this and what they associate themselves with and just listen to it. Trust me there is nothing furry about it at all.
Xanopticon - Constant (from "Liminal Space") this is more flashcore, but this genre came from breakcore so it doesn't matter.


www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNzxsOB2Q3g also this song is quite possibly one of the greatest electronic songs ever
User avatar #254 to #253 - shibe (12/01/2013) [-]
I don't know why I group noise and dark ambient with electronic.

i'm sorry
#237 to #236 - hauntzor (10/24/2013) [-]
I am not a negro.  I am but a golden retriever.
I am not a negro. I am but a golden retriever.
User avatar #238 to #237 - mayormilkman (10/24/2013) [-]
I saw your smut.
#240 to #239 - mayormilkman (10/24/2013) [-]
It was not spectacular.
User avatar #241 to #240 - hauntzor (10/24/2013) [-]
It's cool

Not like I do it for a living or anything
User avatar #242 to #241 - mayormilkman (10/25/2013) [-]
Or do you?
#243 to #242 - hauntzor (10/25/2013) [-]
boy do I wish.
User avatar #244 to #243 - mayormilkman (10/25/2013) [-]
All I know is that furries have a lot of money to waste for some reason.
User avatar #245 to #244 - hauntzor (10/25/2013) [-]
I literally just got a note today asking what I was asking for in prices.

I told them that I didn't have a set list, but they replied that they wanted a guesstimate anyway. After I gave it to them ($25 being the most expensive for a shaded drawing w/ background) they said "eh, nevermind."
User avatar #246 to #245 - mayormilkman (10/25/2013) [-]
I've heard those suits are very expensive.
User avatar #235 - mayormilkman (10/06/2013) [-]
Mega Gardevoir has the poofiest dress ever.
User avatar #232 - zombiesnipertwo (09/28/2013) [-]
Hi friend
just 2 things...1: you should erase that **** from your profile wall (not that I care, I just dont want you banned)

2:I saw your art on e621 and made me remember you soo...

wassup?
User avatar #233 to #232 - hauntzor (09/28/2013) [-]
Noted. I was under the impression that profile commenting was free-range.

Thanks. :3
just working through college. Trying to draw smut when I can. Not much.
User avatar #234 to #233 - zombiesnipertwo (09/28/2013) [-]
nope...sadly it isn't save from rules

User avatar #225 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
Can you do me a favor?
User avatar #227 to #226 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
tuck me into bed pls
#228 to #227 - hauntzor (09/24/2013) [-]
k   
   
no bedtime stories this time though.  You're a big boy now.
k

no bedtime stories this time though. You're a big boy now.
User avatar #230 to #228 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
ngithy night
User avatar #229 to #228 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
alrighty then
User avatar #220 - mayormilkman (08/16/2013) [-]
Where do you post your art?
#221 to #220 - hauntzor (08/16/2013) [-]
why do you ask?
why do you ask?
User avatar #222 to #221 - mayormilkman (08/16/2013) [-]
I'm just wondering. I think you ranted about something related to it once on the hating board.
User avatar #223 to #222 - hauntzor (08/16/2013) [-]
I have a DeviantART that I post my SFW **** on. I'm not very active one there as of recently though.
User avatar #224 to #223 - mayormilkman (08/16/2013) [-]
"SFW"
Tee hee. I've seen it before.
User avatar #217 - mayormilkman (08/01/2013) [-]
butts
#218 to #217 - hauntzor (08/01/2013) [-]
You know my mother was a butt.
You know my mother was a butt.
User avatar #219 to #218 - mayormilkman (08/01/2013) [-]
what

I'm just posting "butts".
User avatar #216 - mayormilkman (07/09/2013) [-]
Newgrounds became eighteen a few days ago.
User avatar #213 - mayormilkman (05/28/2013) [-]
I wonder how long it will take for the below guy's images to get flagged...
User avatar #214 to #213 - hauntzor (05/28/2013) [-]
I thought profile comments were anything-goes.
User avatar #215 to #214 - mayormilkman (05/28/2013) [-]
They haven't been for months.
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