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#327 - Same. I haven't lost this much sleep over a horror ga… 08/20/2014 on Otherkins are fucked up... 0
#183 - 5NAF is truly a gift to man  [+] (2 new replies) 08/20/2014 on Otherkins are fucked up... +8
User avatar #184 - darkoblivion (08/20/2014) [-]
all i know is the game scares me and r34 is in effect...nore or less
User avatar #327 - hauntzor (08/20/2014) [-]
Same.

I haven't lost this much sleep over a horror game since Amnesia... seriously.
#1 - Was preparing to cringe when the vocals came in, but I found m…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/20/2014 on Kids cover "Forty Six & 2"... +223
User avatar #204 - songemot (08/21/2014) [-]
Everything beats Kidz Bop.
#186 - magnorph (08/21/2014) [-]
dude. holy shit shes actually better in pull me under

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eqiotc_fKQ4&list=UU2IJbt-vtn0E2Yn8O_iWmbQ
User avatar #115 - regalesque (08/20/2014) [-]
Did somebody say Kidz Bop?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=suePk14aqfo
#91 - froggets (08/20/2014) [-]
It beats Kidz Bop.

Yeah, but you could say that about almost anything still agree with you, her voice isn't insanely good, but I've been a huge fan of this cover for quite some time now
User avatar #12 - shockingunderpants (08/20/2014) [-]
I would shit if Kidz bop ever did anything half this good.
#4 - aliyalando (08/20/2014) [-]
Considering she looks about 10ish her vocals are impressive. Give her 5 more years and it will be glorious. Overall it sounds good.
#100 - mr skeltal (08/20/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** few years pretty shaggable too
#101 - mr skeltal (08/20/2014) [-]
eh would now why not
#173 - Yfw you press the "people are sleeping" button on th… 08/20/2014 on Blaze Before Reading +4
#15 - oh god my ******* sides I really want th… 08/19/2014 on Being illegal +1
#309095 - Butler Community College It's near Wichita so that ex… 08/19/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#309092 - It's probably just bruising. I asked because when I w…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #309093 - nefarian (08/19/2014) [-]
Got a little concerned (I always do) and asked my dad while I had it. He said he gets it occassionally.
#309091 - *VH1 whoops 08/19/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#309090 - I feel like those kinds of people are the ones who really enjo…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/19/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #309094 - KINGOFTHESTARS (08/19/2014) [-]
which school? hbcu?
User avatar #309095 - hauntzor (08/19/2014) [-]
Butler Community College

It's near Wichita so that explains the abundance of blacks.
User avatar #309091 - hauntzor (08/19/2014) [-]
*VH1

whoops
#309088 - Is it constant pain? Is it tender to the touch and is it kind…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/19/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #309089 - nefarian (08/19/2014) [-]
It's just an small, immediate pain that disappears quickly. It makes the left nut very sensitive to the touch, though.

Although it's gone now, I still hate when I get it.
User avatar #309092 - hauntzor (08/19/2014) [-]
It's probably just bruising.

I asked because when I was about ten I ended up going to the emergency room because my fellas were hurting real bad in the middle of the night. I was lucky to have gone too, because it turns out I had testicular torsion (spermatic cord got twisted too much and the blood was getting cut off), which I guess is caused by a birth defect that I apparently have, and if I hadn't gotten medical attention in the next few hours then one of the testes would have just died completely. Had to get emergency surgery and yaddayadda. They can't get twisted anymore now but I still get really panicky when they start hurting for any reason.

Anyway, you should be fine. Just wanted to be sure you weren't experiencing the same thing I had.
User avatar #309093 - nefarian (08/19/2014) [-]
Got a little concerned (I always do) and asked my dad while I had it. He said he gets it occassionally.
#308843 - God, ******* Smash Bros. elitists. Oh ma… 08/19/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#69 - I don't know what the **** everyone else's proble…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2014 on this guy 0
#78 - animedudej (08/19/2014) [-]
well... unless they're trying to kill me i wouldnt harm them...
#1032060 - Slender is a dumb game because you can at least tell when he's… 08/18/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1032059 - I find it pretty goddamn terrifying but yeah, I can see why it…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1032060 - hauntzor (08/18/2014) [-]
Slender is a dumb game because you can at least tell when he's near you or not. 5NAF is more random in a lot ways in that its mechanics change on each night to keep you on your toes.
#125 - Let's all take this opportunity to have a moment of silence fo… 08/18/2014 on Glitches +4
#308202 - >public websites >"safe spaces"  [+] (7 new replies) 08/18/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #308203 - majormayor (08/18/2014) [-]
Laugh harder Some people actually believe that Tumblr was meant to be a safe space.
#308267 - mr skeltal (08/18/2014) [-]
I've seen people that actually believe tumblr was made specifically for fandoms. It's the most irritating thing, they call anyone that doesn't associate with a fandom and finds them high jacking every post with their shitty gifs "hipsters".
User avatar #308218 - bladeboy (08/18/2014) [-]
Tumblr is porn heaven
User avatar #308394 - dalokan (08/18/2014) [-]
nah
User avatar #308387 - fedegon (08/18/2014) [-]
I gotta stay with you on that.
User avatar #308395 - dalokan (08/18/2014) [-]
>implying
User avatar #308254 - majormayor (08/18/2014) [-]
Nah, man.
#308173 - He wants to abolish income tax. Howdafuk is that gonna work.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #308176 - volero (08/18/2014) [-]
The same way closing down the Federal Reserve will.
It won't.
#308066 - I dunno, because Iron Man? Unique face? I'm more per…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #308069 - teoyuppie (08/17/2014) [-]
Communist bronies and other faggots.
#26 - "Hello there. I realize you're the customer, but I'd lik… 08/17/2014 on trying out multi upload 0
#307980 - Yfw you find out that people have already made rule34 of this …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/17/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #308034 - majormayor (08/17/2014) [-]
/v/ is fast.
User avatar #307989 - dalokan (08/17/2014) [-]
I don't get off to animals
#307861 - May God have mercy on you. I'm ******* …  [+] (5 new replies) 08/17/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #307863 - thebestpieever (08/17/2014) [-]
Oh, well, then it mustn't be that scary. That game sucked.
User avatar #307900 - alstorp (08/17/2014) [-]
was good tho
User avatar #307919 - thebestpieever (08/17/2014) [-]
Was not.
User avatar #307930 - alstorp (08/17/2014) [-]
Was too!
User avatar #307933 - thebestpieever (08/17/2014) [-]
Nuh-uh.
#307856 - Me at 12 AM: "I should go to bed soon, but first I'm gon…  [+] (12 new replies) 08/17/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #307978 - dalokan (08/17/2014) [-]
God, fuck foxy
#307980 - hauntzor (08/17/2014) [-]
Yfw you find out that people have already made rule34 of this game; mostly of the fox
User avatar #308034 - majormayor (08/17/2014) [-]
/v/ is fast.
User avatar #307989 - dalokan (08/17/2014) [-]
I don't get off to animals
User avatar #307885 - clavatninenine (08/17/2014) [-]
there's already porn of it.
User avatar #307857 - thebestpieever (08/17/2014) [-]
Eh, I've got fuck all else to do. I'm downloading like 18 pieces of DLC at the moment. I might as well check it out.
#307861 - hauntzor (08/17/2014) [-]
May God have mercy on you.

I'm fucking serious dude. I haven't been this terrified of a game since Amnesia: The Dark Descent.
User avatar #307863 - thebestpieever (08/17/2014) [-]
Oh, well, then it mustn't be that scary. That game sucked.
User avatar #307900 - alstorp (08/17/2014) [-]
was good tho
User avatar #307919 - thebestpieever (08/17/2014) [-]
Was not.
User avatar #307930 - alstorp (08/17/2014) [-]
Was too!
User avatar #307933 - thebestpieever (08/17/2014) [-]
Nuh-uh.
#79 - Thumbing up a post with 100+ thumbs 08/17/2014 on When you greenthumb a -10... +6
#307567 - You could have just put your entire rant into the th…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #307569 - thegrohltroll (08/16/2014) [-]
The way I put it attracts more attention and therefor more opinions.
#307566 - Was? You mean **** has calmed down by this point…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/16/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #307568 - majormayor (08/16/2014) [-]
Sorta. Apparently, things got more peaceful for a day but it's getting worse again, but the news about it seems to be going really slow now. I guess I'll have to check /pol/ because they're a surprisingly good resource of information whenever they get interested in something, aside from the blowing everything out of proportion and IT'S HAPPENING.
#307571 - mr skeltal (08/16/2014) [-]
Race war is imminent guys.

Seriously, it's really happening this time.
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User avatar #318 - majormayor (09/17/2014) [-]
Waste my time, uh, bro.
User avatar #319 to #318 - hauntzor (09/17/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCA3j9iEEnw&list=UUEW26Wv0nQX7fAtIk7cTJSw here's a kid with the voice of Ernie from Sesame Street reviewing and eating an entire frozen pizza
User avatar #321 to #319 - majormayor (09/17/2014) [-]
Oh man I had a good laugh.
User avatar #320 to #319 - majormayor (09/17/2014) [-]
Good Lord.
User avatar #314 - majormayor (08/01/2014) [-]
fat
User avatar #315 to #314 - hauntzor (08/01/2014) [-]
b-but muh genetix
User avatar #316 to #315 - majormayor (08/01/2014) [-]
I think I saw you post something kinda naughty here once. I have seen a few pictures that weren't meant to be seen by me.
User avatar #317 to #316 - hauntzor (08/01/2014) [-]
On my profile? Not recently, but I've been kinda active in the **** community.

User avatar #305 - majormayor (06/21/2014) [-]
You're trans now?
#306 to #305 - hauntzor (06/21/2014) [-]
Yeah.
Yeah.
User avatar #308 to #306 - majormayor (06/21/2014) [-]
When did you realize this? I don't think you brought that up until recently.
User avatar #309 to #308 - hauntzor (06/21/2014) [-]
Sometime earlier this year. I've been seeing a therapist recently to work things out though. I won't say that I have my entire identity figured out, but it's getting there.

I'm pretty gender-fluid at this point. I like identifying as a girl for most other situations not related to performing on some kind of stage. If it weren't for this deep voice of mine I would totally be okay with identifying as a woman 100% of the time.
User avatar #310 to #309 - majormayor (06/21/2014) [-]
lol okay then
Were you projecting this in the form of your futa art before?
User avatar #311 to #310 - hauntzor (06/21/2014) [-]
Nah not really
User avatar #312 to #311 - majormayor (06/21/2014) [-]
Hmm. I have been long aware of your sexuality. You have even shared pictures of yourself on here before.
User avatar #307 to #306 - hauntzor (06/21/2014) [-]
(unintentionally posts GIF that could also be construed as a literal interpretation of genderswapping)
User avatar #313 to #307 - majormayor (06/24/2014) [-]
On a side note, I have now realized that I have sorta surrounded myself with transwomen on this website.
User avatar #300 - revengeforfreeze (05/19/2014) [-]
there's a risk of us getting cancer
User avatar #301 to #300 - hauntzor (05/19/2014) [-]
do wha?
User avatar #302 to #301 - revengeforfreeze (05/19/2014) [-]
there's a possibility that we will get cancer in the future
: (
User avatar #303 to #302 - hauntzor (05/19/2014) [-]
well, realistically, everyone is at risk for cancer. It's just life.
User avatar #297 to #296 - hauntzor (04/13/2014) [-]
Have them kiss, then run while they're distracted by love.
User avatar #298 to #297 - majormayor (04/13/2014) [-]
The power of selfcest!
User avatar #288 - revengeforfreeze (03/28/2014) [-]
Do you draw?
User avatar #289 to #288 - hauntzor (03/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, why?
User avatar #290 to #289 - revengeforfreeze (03/28/2014) [-]
I wanna see
#291 to #290 - hauntzor (03/28/2014) [-]
This is my most recent. Haven't been very active lately due to college.
User avatar #293 to #292 - hauntzor (03/28/2014) [-]
Thanks. Junji Ito's work has been a big inspiration for me recently.
User avatar #294 to #293 - revengeforfreeze (03/28/2014) [-]
No idea who that is tbh
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User avatar #263 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
I wonder if one of my friends whacked it to your art.
User avatar #264 to #263 - hauntzor (03/04/2014) [-]
oh?
User avatar #265 to #264 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure I already told you that I know about your smut.
User avatar #266 to #265 - hauntzor (03/04/2014) [-]
Yeah I knew that, how do you know that someone you know has fapped to it tho?
User avatar #267 to #266 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
It's just a random thought that came to mind. I bet shibe would like it.
User avatar #268 to #267 - shibe (03/04/2014) [-]
like what
User avatar #269 to #268 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
His art.
User avatar #270 to #269 - shibe (03/04/2014) [-]
i like art
#274 to #272 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
I bet you liked it.
User avatar #275 to #274 - shibe (03/04/2014) [-]
uueuweuawhueiadauduwa ih
User avatar #276 to #275 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
What is this? What does this mean?
User avatar #277 to #276 - shibe (03/04/2014) [-]
it means i didnt like it
User avatar #278 to #277 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
Oh. I thought you liked furry dicks.
User avatar #279 to #278 - shibe (03/04/2014) [-]
i do


but that is not my style
User avatar #280 to #279 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
Hey Hauntzor, Shibby here doesn't like your style.
User avatar #282 to #280 - shibe (03/04/2014) [-]
ya sorry hauntzor i may be a depressing kid but i like it nice and happy not with a style that depresses me even more
User avatar #283 to #282 - hauntzor (03/04/2014) [-]
what about it is depressing?
#285 to #283 - shibe (03/04/2014) [-]
i'm not good with art criticism


but there is like a lot of dark moody colors in some of them that I guess depress me because they remind me of casseterecorder
User avatar #286 to #285 - hauntzor (03/04/2014) [-]
Yeah I see what you mean. I wasn't trying to criticize you or anything for not liking it but now I understand. I do like to use a lot of deep violets and blues.
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#261 to #260 - hauntzor (02/18/2014) [-]
Definitely not the worst I've seen of this kind of **** ; she's still kinda cute.

>those knees tho
User avatar #262 to #261 - majormayor (02/18/2014) [-]
I knew that you were gonna like it more than the others so far.
User avatar #257 - mayormilkman (12/23/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link

You got featured in this post.
User avatar #258 to #257 - hauntzor (12/23/2013) [-]
that made my heart race a little at first because I thought I was being publicly chastised at first, and that's one of my all-time worst fears. But it appears that they thumbed me up, so all appears well.
User avatar #259 to #258 - mayormilkman (12/23/2013) [-]
The FunnyJunk tag on Tumblr is mainly just content shared on there from here, but there is the occasional post that is about this place.
User avatar #247 - shibe (12/01/2013) [-]
Wolf Eyes - Stabbed In the Face Thank you so much for getting me into wolf eyes.
User avatar #248 to #247 - hauntzor (12/01/2013) [-]
Nate Young - Comes Unbidden
No prob man. They're undoubtedly the most terrifying band I have ever listened to.

Aaron Dilloway and Nate Young also do a lot of solo work outside of the band. You should check them out also.
User avatar #249 to #248 - shibe (12/01/2013) [-]
The Haxan Cloak - Excavation (Part 2) Dude

Dark Ambient

2spooks
User avatar #252 to #249 - hauntzor (12/01/2013) [-]
Prurient is also a good guy to listen to for that **** . The majority of his work besides this one is very noisy and harsh though. I might have shown you before.

Prurient - Let's Make A Slave
User avatar #253 to #252 - shibe (12/01/2013) [-]
Gedankenexperiment - Experiment Defined [HQ] I'll listen to it in a sec.

Are you into any other electronic sub genres?
User avatar #255 to #253 - hauntzor (12/01/2013) [-]
I'm more of a metal fan at heart, but I enjoy some: drum'n'bass, power electronics, ambient and some acid. I don't go very deep though.

Squarepusher-Beepstreet
User avatar #256 to #255 - shibe (12/01/2013) [-]
dude squarepusher is amazing

but he's breakcore/drill and bass

Venetian Snares - Pouncelciot
Renard - Forcing You Into My Life just look past who made this and what they associate themselves with and just listen to it. Trust me there is nothing furry about it at all.
Xanopticon - Constant (from "Liminal Space") this is more flashcore, but this genre came from breakcore so it doesn't matter.


www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNzxsOB2Q3g also this song is quite possibly one of the greatest electronic songs ever
User avatar #254 to #253 - shibe (12/01/2013) [-]
I don't know why I group noise and dark ambient with electronic.

i'm sorry
#237 to #236 - hauntzor (10/24/2013) [-]
I am not a negro.  I am but a golden retriever.
I am not a negro. I am but a golden retriever.
User avatar #238 to #237 - mayormilkman (10/24/2013) [-]
I saw your smut.
#240 to #239 - mayormilkman (10/24/2013) [-]
It was not spectacular.
User avatar #241 to #240 - hauntzor (10/24/2013) [-]
It's cool

Not like I do it for a living or anything
User avatar #242 to #241 - mayormilkman (10/25/2013) [-]
Or do you?
#243 to #242 - hauntzor (10/25/2013) [-]
boy do I wish.
User avatar #244 to #243 - mayormilkman (10/25/2013) [-]
All I know is that furries have a lot of money to waste for some reason.
User avatar #245 to #244 - hauntzor (10/25/2013) [-]
I literally just got a note today asking what I was asking for in prices.

I told them that I didn't have a set list, but they replied that they wanted a guesstimate anyway. After I gave it to them ($25 being the most expensive for a shaded drawing w/ background) they said "eh, nevermind."
User avatar #246 to #245 - mayormilkman (10/25/2013) [-]
I've heard those suits are very expensive.
User avatar #235 - mayormilkman (10/06/2013) [-]
Mega Gardevoir has the poofiest dress ever.
User avatar #232 - zombiesnipertwo (09/28/2013) [-]
Hi friend
just 2 things...1: you should erase that **** from your profile wall (not that I care, I just dont want you banned)

2:I saw your art on e621 and made me remember you soo...

wassup?
User avatar #233 to #232 - hauntzor (09/28/2013) [-]
Noted. I was under the impression that profile commenting was free-range.

Thanks. :3
just working through college. Trying to draw smut when I can. Not much.
User avatar #234 to #233 - zombiesnipertwo (09/28/2013) [-]
nope...sadly it isn't save from rules

User avatar #225 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
Can you do me a favor?
User avatar #227 to #226 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
tuck me into bed pls
#228 to #227 - hauntzor (09/24/2013) [-]
k   
   
no bedtime stories this time though.  You're a big boy now.
k

no bedtime stories this time though. You're a big boy now.
User avatar #230 to #228 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
ngithy night
User avatar #229 to #228 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
alrighty then
User avatar #220 - mayormilkman (08/16/2013) [-]
Where do you post your art?
#221 to #220 - hauntzor (08/16/2013) [-]
why do you ask?
why do you ask?
User avatar #222 to #221 - mayormilkman (08/16/2013) [-]
I'm just wondering. I think you ranted about something related to it once on the hating board.
User avatar #223 to #222 - hauntzor (08/16/2013) [-]
I have a DeviantART that I post my SFW **** on. I'm not very active one there as of recently though.
User avatar #224 to #223 - mayormilkman (08/16/2013) [-]
"SFW"
Tee hee. I've seen it before.
User avatar #217 - mayormilkman (08/01/2013) [-]
butts
#218 to #217 - hauntzor (08/01/2013) [-]
You know my mother was a butt.
You know my mother was a butt.
User avatar #219 to #218 - mayormilkman (08/01/2013) [-]
what

I'm just posting "butts".
User avatar #216 - mayormilkman (07/09/2013) [-]
Newgrounds became eighteen a few days ago.
User avatar #213 - mayormilkman (05/28/2013) [-]
I wonder how long it will take for the below guy's images to get flagged...
User avatar #214 to #213 - hauntzor (05/28/2013) [-]
I thought profile comments were anything-goes.
User avatar #215 to #214 - mayormilkman (05/28/2013) [-]
They haven't been for months.
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